Wilderness Lucky God

Chapter 581: Soaking Urine Wakes You Up

? In the live broadcast room at this time, the audience was talking a lot. Naturally, many of the audience were young people who liked to watch martial arts, and they naturally yearned to worship the heroes who wield swords and walk the world!

"666"

"6666"

"I didn't expect that Mr. Huang is also a man of temperament!"

"Hahahahaha... I never thought that Mr. Huang was such a secondary school student, and even went to check all kinds of martial arts cheats!"

"Mom, did you see that?! Even Teacher Huang once passed the second grade like this. I'm in the second grade now. Is there something wrong?!!!"

"Convinced! Awesome! Teacher Huang is mighty!"

"If Teacher Huang hadn't said that I almost believed the anchor, I would have said it! How could Iron Sand Palm develop those white and tender hands? It's not scientific at all!"

"Tomorrow's Hot Search: Shocking! I didn't expect Teacher Huang to be like this when he was young!"

"Pfft—you're a bit skinny upstairs!"

"Hahahahaha—come to the editorial department to report tomorrow, our editorial department lacks talents like you!"

"Hey hey hey hey! What's going on?! Is it really hot? Wasn't that just a performance?! Then why was it completely fine when the host was broadcasting?! I just saw the host grabbing directly with his hands without gloves, There is nothing on hand!"

"Solution! I'm curious how the anchor did it?! Is it because the anchor has a thicker skin?!"

"Pfft—upstairs, what nonsense are you talking about, be careful that the anchor hits you along the network cable!"

...

Everyone laughed when they heard Huang Lei's explanation. Everyone has a second grade.

Then everyone continued to look at Ye Tian, ​​what else do you have to explain now? !

After Ye Tian was surprised for a moment, he was very calm, with no panic on his face, and even his heart was steady!

In this position, dare to compete with him? !

bronze slag,

Instantly crushed to death!

However, he was also a little embarrassed. Sure enough, it is not easy to lie now, and everyone will be suspected. Lying must be well-founded. Otherwise, at this time, I don’t know how to explain it, how to explain the lie? !

"Well, I didn't expect Mr. Huang Lei to have something to do with martial arts. Most of what he said is correct. It is true that the so-called martial arts cheats on the market are all fake, and the real ones are handed down from generation to generation. They are all assisted by special drugs.”

Ye Tian said seriously: "The iron sand palm will indeed cause the hands to become very thick in the early stage. Both the back and the palm of the hand are covered with calluses. When you start practicing, the palms will be bruised, and even the skin will fall off! Wash your hands after practice. Wash it with the secret recipe, use it to disinfect and remove swelling, strengthen the muscles and bones, and make the inside and outside firm!

At the time of mastering, the epidermis of the palm is really thick, the muscles, bones and surface tissue, the adaptability to the external environment is greatly improved, the knuckles are flexible when playing, the strength of the muscles and ligaments is very strong, and it sticks to the skin! The light ones are injured! Those who are serious will die! "

Everyone was fascinated by it. This kind of thing that ordinary people can't touch makes everyone yearn for it.

mystery! A very unique charm in itself!

Speaking of this, Ye Tian paused for a moment, raised his head to the sky at 45 degrees, and said calmly and indifferently: "Of course, this is just an ordinary achievement. For many people, this is already the pinnacle achievement, because even if you reach this This level requires at least 10 to 20 years of hard work at any stage. It is already the peak of ordinary people's learning, but I am different. It is impossible, on top of this great achievement, a new realm has been developed, the perfect realm of the iron sand palm, returning to the basics, and reaching this realm, my hands are smoother, more flexible, softer and softer than ordinary people's. It is tougher and more resistant to high temperatures, and ordinary attacks and high temperatures can't damage it at all."

What Ye Tian said was serious, and everyone heard it seriously.

Whether it's the few people around him, the collective staff of the program group, or even the audience in the live broadcast room of the program, there are very few bullet screens in the live broadcast room of the program group at this time, almost none.

Because everyone is quietly listening to Ye Tian bragging!

Of course, Ye Tian was indeed bragging, but whether everyone thought he was bragging, he didn't know.

Glancing around secretly, seeing everyone listening seriously, Ye Tian was filled with infinite guilt, this kind of deceitful feeling... um, ah, oh... it's actually pretty good!

Clap!

Ye Tian patted his palms lightly twice, waking everyone up from their imaginations, and then said seriously:

"Okay, some things can't be said to you casually. As for whether you believe it or not, it's not my business. You just take it as it is, and listen to me talking to everyone! Don't take it seriously!"

True and false, false and true, true and false, false and true.

He Ling and Huang Lei looked at each other with suspicion in their eyes. Should we believe it or should we believe it? Or should I believe it?

It doesn't sound like fake after all!

But is this the truth? !

He Ling shook his head at Huang Lei, since he couldn't tell the truth from the fake anyway.

But Ye Tian is a dramatist, he knows this.

And at this moment.

Zhao Liya walked up to Ye Tian, ​​and asked expectantly: "Ye Tian, ​​can you... Iron sand palm teach me? I want to learn! I can endure hardship!"

Ye Tian was taken aback, looking at the girl in front of him with an expectant look on her face, blinking her eyes desperately, pretending to be cute, a few dots appeared in her heart, maybe this child is a fool, right? !

Did you just say what you said in vain? !

And as soon as Zhao Liya said this, a lot of bullet screens appeared in the live broadcast room of the program group.

"Anchor, I also want to learn, and I will suffer!"

"Anchor, accept me as an apprentice! Although I am a man! I can serve tea and water, and I can even warm the bed!"

"Pfft—get out of here! It's poisonous! It's poisonous!"

"Anchor, teach me, I'm a once-in-a-thousand-year genius! I'm sure I'll learn it!"

"Anchor, I am a once-in-a-million-year genius! Just tell me the secret, and I can teach myself!"

"Nimma! You guys want to be ashamed?!"

"Damn! Didn't you guys not believe it before? It's too shameless to beg the anchor to accept a fart apprentice now! Anchor, this group of guys scolded you just now, only I have always believed in you, you should accept me as an apprentice! "

"Upstairs, you little bitch, you are the most shameless. You were the one who called the most fiercely before. Don't think I don't know your ID!"

...

Why does Zhao Liya want to learn?

Because she looked at Ye Tian's hands, they were white, tender, long and beautiful. If she could have those hands, she would be able to keep them so beautiful without using any skin care products. She wants it too!

Isn't it just a little bit of suffering? For Meimei's hands, no matter how much hardship I am willing to endure!

Women are for beauty! No matter where it is, one hundred and twenty points of thought will be used.

As for the other conditions that Ye Tian mentioned, such as extraordinary talent, etc., she automatically blocked it. Since she can be so beautiful, why would she think about other things?

Besides, she is so cute, who wouldn't want to accept him as an apprentice.

"Son! Are you dreaming? Do you want me to wake you up with a pee?!" Ye Tian looked at the expression of the second fool, and said unceremoniously.

Even if he can, I didn’t hear so many conditions he said earlier, even if he is very talented, it takes five years to complete it and re-develop a new realm. Ordinary geniuses need ten to twenty years of uninterrupted hard work, You want to learn when you say you want to learn, how can there be such a good thing? !

What's more, this is just him bragging! What iron sand palm can I give her?

"puff--"

"Cough cough cough—"

Ye Tian, ​​the undisguised straight man's blow, made the people next to him unable to hold back. They almost laughed out loud, and quickly coughed to cover up their embarrassment. The words were too straightforward, and Zhao Liya's expression froze on the spot. .

"Huh╭(╯^╰)╮——"

He pursed his mouth angrily, and snorted, this guy is really too hateful, he completely ignored her cuteness.

If you refuse, just refuse! He still used such vulgar language, saying that he would urinate to wake her up. Doesn't this guy have any idol burden at all? !

You don't want face, I don't want face!

At this moment, Huang Lei suddenly walked over with something in his arms, which immediately attracted everyone's attention.

Seeing what was in Huang Lei's hands clearly, Ye Tian's head was covered with black lines!

Huang Lei stepped forward and said with a smile: "Ye Tian, ​​I was obsessed with martial arts when I was young, and I was very obsessed with these internal and external skills. I didn't expect that one day, I would actually meet him. Vision, there is such a rare opportunity, then you can use it, let me see you, and end my youthful dream!"

Hearing Huang Lei's words, many people's eyes lit up immediately! His eyes are piercing, with a hint of excitement!

That's right, it seems that there is a good show to watch!

Seeing the sincere smile on Huang Lei's face, Ye Tian twitched the corner of his mouth, and secretly complained in his heart: "This old man is very bad!"

But there was no expression on his face, and at the same time he admired in his heart, look at what he said, how self-restraining it is! What a quality! Even the actor-level acting skills are used, and people can't find the slightest fault.

It makes him feel embarrassed not to agree. How can you not agree to such a small request?

Don't think that he didn't see He Ling and gave Huang Lei a thumbs up. These two bad old men are very bad!

That's right, what Huang Lei moved from outside the yard were five red bricks with fresh soil on them!

Ye Tian asked with a harmless smile on his face: "Oh! How does Teacher Huang want me to use it?!"

"Don't you know iron sand palm?!"

Huang Lei immediately said: "Just chop the bricks! I only moved five pieces, or you can just pick up one and break it off. The excitement of performing more, just to clarify to the audience , you are a real kung fu, you must not mislead the audience!"

Huang Lei still saved Ye Tian's face, although he moved five yuan, he said he would split one piece at a time! Prevent it from making a fool of yourself at that time!

As for splitting a brick, Huang Lei still knows a little about Ye Tian after getting along with him in the past two days, at least he has great strength and good physical fitness, a brick can't stop him!

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