Wilderness Lucky God

In the live broadcast room of the show, when the audience heard this logic, everyone was stunned.

"puff--"

"66666"

"My God! That's how the hare died."

"Damn! I feel that what the anchor said makes sense, and I was completely convinced!"

"There is nothing wrong with this logic!"

"(?_?) I lost!!!"

"I really beeped the dog → (u?x?u)! I was persuaded by the anchor!"

"Pfft—it turns out that the anchor is your anchor after all, and your second uncle is your second uncle after all!"

"Damn! This routine, I am convinced!"

...

Zhao Liya really wanted to find some reasons to refute, but she couldn't find any.

But obviously what she heard from Ye Tian was a bunch of fallacies.

This feeling was too depressing for her.

I am very angry!

While she was watching, Ye Tian found four more traps, and found that two of the prey were pheasants.

every time,

Ye Tiandu looked at her with a smile on his face, and then gestured to the pheasant in his hand.

That smile looks old-fashioned!

Zhao Liya can't wait to pounce on him and bite him every time.

Walked all the way, very safe, did not encounter any danger.

On the way back, Zhao Liya was a little gloomy. In fact, she already doubted her IQ a little at this time.

Are you really stupid? !

Otherwise, why can't I say no to this hateful guy in front of me every time? !

Looking at Zhao Liya, who was sullen and sullen all the time, was actually wondering whether she was stupid or not, Ye Tian couldn't laugh or cry.

He's such an adult, yet he still has a temper like a child's.

But Ye Tian didn't take the initiative to put his face on his cold ass, he didn't have this interest, he is not a person without a girlfriend, and now he has three girlfriends, which is enough for him to worry about.

So he held a hare in his left hand and two pheasants in his right hand. This time it was really a bumper harvest. In this kind of mountain, it is quite good to be able to catch it.

Only a person with his luck, who has always been awesome, can do this kind of thing.

In modern society, there are actually very few wild animals in the forests in the countryside, unlike those tropical rainforests where he still maintains a primitive living environment.

So on the way back, he was in a very good mood, humming a song while walking.

The melody is very light and pleasant, with a catchy feeling.

This brisk melody immediately attracted the attention of Zhao Liya and the audience in the live broadcast room. They all pricked up their ears to listen carefully. What is Ye Tian singing? !

Many viewers in the live broadcast room knew that Ye Tian could sing very well. The two songs about the grasslands sung by the African savannah were very nice.

So everyone was very excited, because this melody was obviously different from the songs they sang before. Many people were already thinking, could this be a new song? !

Zhao Liya was also very curious. Although she didn't want to talk to Ye Tian anymore, she was still attracted by the melody.

Then everyone heard Ye Tianzheng singing happily: "Two tigers, two tigers, falling in love! Falling in love! Both of them are male, both of them are male, what a pervert! What a pervert!"

Everyone's first reaction was: it turned out to be a nursery rhyme.

The melody of children's songs is very nice, simple poetry with national style. Children's songs are one of the oldest and most basic genres of children's literature. The songs have smooth rhymes and are easy to catch.

So when everyone heard Ye Tian sing, they knew it was a nursery rhyme.

But when they heard what the content was, everyone was stunned instantly!

No!

To be precise, it should be sprayed directly!

Zhao Liya: "Poof——"

The audience in the live broadcast room: "Pfft——"

Zhao Liya's two lovely eyes stared round, she looked at Ye Tian's figure in disbelief, how could there be such an evil nursery rhyme? !

There is too much information in it, and the storage capacity of her brain directly issued an alarm, which is seriously insufficient.

It was obviously such a nice melody, and it was because of the nice melody that it attracted her, and she actually sang a lyrics that made her vomit blood.

That feeling, don't be too sour!

The live broadcast room of the program team exploded in an instant!

"Depend on!"

"Come on!!"

"I'm still a child!"

"Anchor, I want to kill you!"

"I was drinking Wahaha, I just sprayed it!! Anchor, pay me Wahaha."

"Damn it! This song is poisonous! No! It's the lyrics that are poisonous!"

"(??⊿??)? Demon spirit? I'm going to call the police!!"

"It turned out to be a nursery rhyme, and it's such a poisonous nursery rhyme!"

"I'll go, the amount of information in this song is too much!"

"The old driver overturned! My steering wheel was frightened all of a sudden!"

"It's a dog! It's such a beautiful melody, but it's sung like this by the anchor!"

"Anchor, (°ー°〃) why don't you go to heaven??!"

"Don't talk about it, the melody of the song here is quite nice. May I ask what is the original song of this nursery rhyme?! I want to play it for my son!"

"I don't know! I haven't heard this nursery rhyme before. If I have heard such a catchy nursery rhyme, I will definitely remember it."

"Isn't it the anchor's original work?! The anchor can sing."

"Pfft - no way?!"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible to kill, and I won't believe it!"

At the same time, some viewers suddenly discovered that they had never heard of this nursery rhyme, and more and more people said so.

Those who knew that Ye Tian had the ability to create original songs told a reality that everyone couldn't believe.

Immediately, some viewers searched the Internet with the shameful lyrics sung by Ye Tian, ​​but they couldn't find any news about this nursery rhyme at all.

If Ye Tian just adapted that nursery rhyme, he could more or less find some information.

It's a pity, at this time, the result of everyone's Baidu search is that there is no such song!

And at this time.

Zhao Liya couldn't help but screamed, her cheeks were flushed: "Why are you like this?! How can you change other people's nursery rhymes into such shameful lyrics!"

The more you think about the lyrics, the more perverted and embarrassing it is!

What are two tigers? Both are male, and they are still in love.

Especially that line of lyrics is catchy, and the familiar melody appears in my mind as soon as I think about it, vividly.

This man is poisonous! It is really poisonous!

Ye Tian was also stunned, he was just in a happy mood and hummed a few words casually.

Turning around, I saw that the photographer and the photographer were also looking at him with complicated expressions.

Seeing Ye Tian look over, he and the photographer glanced at the barrage on the screen of the camera.

This camera is the latest machine purchased by the program group. It is used for shooting and live broadcasting at the same time. There is a screen on it, so you can observe the dynamics of the live broadcast room at any time.

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