Wilderness Lucky God

After dinner, take a nap at noon.

As soon as I fell asleep, I heard someone shouting in a daze, loudly: "Mr. He, Mr. Huang, the guests are here!"

The voice was none other than the director of the program group. He was clearly on the side, but he shouted loudly on purpose.

Ye Tian felt strong malice, his right hand was hanging in the air beside the bamboo chair, and a slipper appeared in his hand as soon as he scooped it up, without opening his eyes, he smashed it directly.

"ah--"

Immediately afterwards, the screams of the director of the program group were heard.

The slipper was so accurate that it slapped the director of the program directly on the face. It was accurate and not at all wrong. It was erected and the length of the director's face was exactly the same.

Well, it was true that Ye Tian was woken up on purpose, but he couldn't wake him up directly, so he deliberately spoke loudly.

But I never expected that Ye Tian didn't open his eyes at all, and just threw a slipper over, and the accuracy was so high, he was going to run away, but he didn't expect Ye Tian to have such a skill.

Close your eyes, 100% slipper face-slapping skills!

A clear slipper, the sole of the shoe appeared on the face, red and burning.

So angry, and it hurts!

When I took off the slippers, I gasped, because when I took them off, there was a stickiness.

Is it coincidence or luck, or is he doing it on purpose.

The director would rather believe it was the second.

"Hahaha……"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Huang Lei He Ling couldn't help laughing when he saw this scene.

Let you die, don't you know that this guy is a monster!

The director of the program group smiled embarrassingly, then turned his head and glanced at the staff behind him who were holding back their laughter. He Ling and Huang Lei couldn't take care of him, so you people can do it.

Is it because none of these guys dared to go up to wake up Ye Tian, ​​and couldn't help but glared at his assistant fiercely after thinking about it, or it was this guy's bad idea to wake up Ye Tian loudly on purpose.

The assistant director of the program group is full of black lines. He is only responsible for coming up with ideas, and he came up with a good idea. It's good that you didn't implement it well. Not only was he not praised, but he was remembered by his superiors.

You may be wearing small shoes in the future! He was so flustered!

He felt bitter, but the baby didn't say anything.

And at this moment.

All I could hear was Dahua's voice from outside the mushroom house: "There's a chicken! Is it the chicken called by the program group? And it's a senior chicken!"

Ye Tian, ​​who was lying like a salted fish with his eyes closed, suddenly opened his eyes.

The program group called chicken? !

It's still a high-end chicken!

Is it so exciting? !

Now recording a program, the scale is so big, the senior chickens of the year are called to the door!

Thinking of this, he stood up from the chair, put on his slippers and walked outside.

He Ling and Huang Lei on the side were startled by Ye Tian who got up suddenly.

Why such a sudden reaction? !

Conscience discovered? Take the initiative to pick up the guests?

The director of the program group was also in a daze.

what's the situation?

What suddenly attracted Ye Tian's high attention!

They would never believe that Ye Tian suddenly realized his conscience and took the initiative to forgive the sin.

Faintly feel the high energy ahead, fasten your seat belt.

Ye Tian opened the courtyard door and looked out curiously.

At the same time, he asked curiously: "Where is the chicken, where is the high-grade chicken? Let me see how the quality is?!"

Then I saw Dahua talking to Pengpeng: "Pengpeng, this chicken looks so advanced!"

Pengpeng nodded: "Well, it is indeed very advanced and beautiful!"

Ye Tian looked down, his face turned dark immediately, the chicken is indeed very beautiful and high-end, and it is indeed a chicken.

I saw Dahua holding two cages in his hand, and there was a chicken in each cage. The chicken looks very beautiful, and it looks very meaty, and it looks very high-end.

Your sister!

Can you stop saying such misleading words at noon?

Dahua, who heard Ye Tian's question, immediately happily raised the two cages in his hands, and said braggingly: "Brother Ye Tian, ​​what does this chicken look like? Isn't it very advanced and beautiful?!"

Then I saw Ye Tian said with a serious face and earnest heart: "Dahua, this is a serious and serious variety show. If you don't have a driver's license in the future, you must not drive casually. Don't say something that will misunderstand others. Those who have no quality, do you know? Those who are easily beaten to death, do you know that?"

"ah?--?"

Dahua was dumbfounded.

What did he just say? Is there something wrong with what he said? It seems that nothing is wrong!

This is indeed a serious and decent variety show, and he didn't even drive! Now he is talking about high-end chickens!

"puff--"

"Cough cough cough—"

He Ling and Huang Lei who followed were almost choked to death by Ye Tian's words.

As experienced drivers with driver's licenses who have been driving for ten or even decades, of course they know the hidden meaning behind Ye Tian's words.

They also finally understood why Ye Tian suddenly got up and walked outside the house just now, he was so excited, and even asked that kind of words.

The director of the program group who was following everyone was almost choked to death by Ye Tian's words. Damn, he also understood, his face turned black.

Damn, what do you think of the program group?

Do they really call that kind of chicken?

They're a serious show, very serious.

"Ye Tian, ​​this is a serious show!" He Ling said angrily.

"Well, so I'm educating him, don't just say something that makes people misunderstood, so what should I do if I lead the audience to think wrongly? This is irresponsible to the program group and the audience, so I made it clear , we are a serious and serious variety show." Ye Tian said plausibly.

Huang Lei on the side rolled his eyes, this guy is too shameless, he obviously misunderstood, he insisted on educating others, and he said it so convincingly, as if he was doing this show wholeheartedly.

But thinking about what Dahua said before, it is indeed quite misleading.

The chicken called by the program group, and it's still a high-end chicken? !

cough cough cough...

Huang Lei quickly straightened his thinking, because he felt that he was going to be led astray soon.

Dahua continued to be confused, and Pengpeng's face turned red long ago. Although he is a new driver, he can still understand these things. Some theoretical knowledge is still very rich.

He Ling couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard Ye Tian's words, this guy can really say that black can be white, and he also speaks plausibly, he really doesn't blush at all, he's too thick-skinned.

In the live broadcast room of the program group.

"666"

"6666"

"Smudged - driving again!"

"The anchor is driving again! Teacher He understands in seconds!"

"Quick! Quick! Get in the car! There's no time to explain!"

"The chicken called by the program group is still a senior chicken, I laughed so hard!"

"The anchor is very knowledgeable! Hearing that there is a chicken, he reacted so much, has he called a chicken before?! [Evil laugh]"

"23333... I was taken aback. I thought that the scale of variety shows these days is so big that they are all fair and square."

"Poor Dahua Rhubarb, in front of several teachers, he is just a little Mengxin shivering! Even Pengpeng knows more than him."

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