Wilderness Lucky God

But at this moment, Ye Tian walked back to the bamboo chair and lay down again, like a salted fish again, without the image of a handsome, domineering and bombing master just now.

The three of them studied for a long time, and the cross-section of the wooden pier was not only flat, but it was not prickly at all, and it was as smooth as a mirror, which is incredible!

Pengpeng looked at Dahua who was trying his best to imitate Ye Tian's posture at that time, and a hint of envy appeared in his eyes involuntarily.

Who said that Dahua is obviously smarter than anyone else, and he suddenly wants to be a teacher!

Turning his head to look at Ye Tian who was lying on the bamboo chair, he gave a heartfelt admiration: "It's so handsome! This back is so handsome!"

He Ling also admired: "Yeah, so handsome! The lying position is completely different from ordinary people, revealing a faint extraordinary!"

Huang Lei on the side rolled his eyes to the sky: "Okay, you two are enough, isn't it the same as before? Just like a salted fish!"

"No!"

He Ling said solemnly: "I didn't see that kind of inside before, but now I see it, Mr. Huang, look at that casual lying posture, revealing debauchery and unruly, ordinary people can't lie down at all. In this posture, even if you lie down, it only has its shape but no rhyme, let alone such a free and easy temperament, which should be what Ye Tian said about the photosynthesis of the human body."

Huang Lei: "..."

Why do these words sound so familiar?

Wait, isn't that what Dahua said just now? It probably means the same thing!

Mr. He, you are getting closer to the brainless, and your IQ has been lowered.

Pengpeng: "It turns out that Teacher He also felt this way, and I did too. I thought it was my illusion, but I didn't expect it to be so!"

Huang Lei: "..."

I said enough is enough for you two, enough is enough, stop blowing!

If I go on like this... I will almost believe it!

Looking at Ye Tian's lying posture, he suddenly felt that the lying posture was very extraordinary, very unusual.

He quickly shook his head to get the thought out of his mind.

terrible.

The contagious power of this terrible brain damage is really amazing!

Hurry up and stay away from these two people next to you.

After thinking about it, he walked towards Ye Tian and asked, "Ye Tian, ​​what do you want for lunch?!"

Hearing Huang Lei's question, Ye Tian said lazily, "You can do whatever you want, as long as the quantity is large!"

"That's fine!"

Huang Lei nodded: "Anyway, I don't know if the guests will come in the morning, so let's make some noodles with fried sauce. The amount will be large, and you will come over later to help me and cut something."

"Well, okay, call me when the time comes." Ye Tian turned over and continued to bathe in the sun.

Huang Lei walked into the mushroom house arrogantly, did you see it?

So what if he is a master, he is still being directed by me and giving me a helping hand.

For some reason, Huang Lei felt that he had a lot of fun preparing food today, and was full of energy.

Well, you must do it well and get Ye Tian's praise.

The director of the program team looked at Ye Tian lying down like a salted fish, and the three of them who were working hard, and was a little speechless for a while. The style of this variety show is completely crooked!

Teacher He and Teacher Huang couldn't suppress this monster, but they were suppressed instead.

Inside the mushroom house.

Huang Lei cooks, He Ling washes vegetables, Dahua chops firewood, and Pengpeng goes to the fields to pick some onions and garlic.

All of this looks very well matched, peaceful, and this program, the pastoral life program perfectly complements each other, um...except for the rather obtrusive salted fish, which is lying on the bamboo chair and swaying .

The point is that the director of the program group can't say anything, or he dare not say anything, he doesn't want to be recorded by Ye Tian in his little book.

Fortunately, Ye Tian was called into the house by Huang Lei soon to chop vegetables.

Da da da da da...

Soon there was a rhythmic sound of chopping vegetables in the room.

The director of the program group breathed a sigh of relief, this is called a leisure life.

Everyone is working!

But just after he breathed a sigh of relief, Huang Lei's exclamation came from the room.

"Wow! Ye Tian, ​​your knife skills are so good? Have you ever learned how to cook? Much better than mine!"

Driven by curiosity, or worried about what Ye Tian would do again, the director of the program team quickly ran into the room again.

Many staff members followed behind, and they were also very curious.

As soon as they entered the room, they understood what Huang Lei was lamenting just now.

At this moment, Ye Tian was cutting cucumber and carrot shreds.

These are the vegetables and ingredients that need to be used in Guohui Zhajiang noodles.

The speed is quite fast, and every time a knife is cut, the thickness of the cucumber shreds is almost the same, almost transparent, which is pleasing to the eye.

Although the program directors and the others have seen Ye Tian's cooking skills, that is, yesterday's Beggar Chicken and Roasted Whole Lamb, which were very delicious, they have never seen Ye Tian's knife skills.

All of this is completely amazing, it is simply the ability of a knife master who has more than 20 years of cooking skills accumulated over time.

And Ye Tian looked very casual, and the carrot in his hand almost turned into a filament in the blink of an eye, and it was very thin.

The kind that makes people very appetizing.

Hearing Huang Lei's question, Ye Tian replied casually: "No, isn't this very simple? Does it need to be learned? Does it also need to be taught? It's easy to complete. You only need to control your own strength, and Eyesight, accuracy, and speed are all done very simply.”

One rhetorical question triple hit!

In the live broadcast room of the program group.

"666"

"6666"

"Here I want to complain, how easy is it to do this?"

"As an apprentice chef, I have the right to say that almost all the master chefs who can do what the anchor said are more than 20 years old."

"Invisible pretense is the deadliest!"

"Anchor, please don't pretend, I feel too dazzling, yes, my dog's eyes are almost blinded by the flash!"

"Excellent, anchor, such a man is very suitable to be a husband, I love you so much, I love you to death!!!"

"Have you seen the anchor's hand speed? I suddenly had a bold idea."

"Pfft~ Upstairs, please put away your bold ideas!"

"23333...you guys are so dirty! It's crooked again! I'll pull it back, you see, Teacher Huang's face is black! It's too heartbreaking!"

"Many times we complain that others are very pretentious, and they are too pretentious, but in fact you will find that others are not pretending, but really awesome! When we recognize this reality, the feeling is really too painful Heartbroken! And the anchor is the kind of person who often makes us realize the reality."

"Please don't tell the truth upstairs, your truth is the one that really hurts your heart."

Da da da da da...

The strong and powerful rhythm still resounds in the room. Even the sound can be extremely pleasing to the ear, especially for patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder. Hearing this very rhythmic sound will seem very familiar and comfortable.