Wilderness Lucky God

After Reba left, Ye Tian lay on the seat in the courtyard, shaking and shaking! rock Me! Keep shaking and shaking!

Enjoying the morning sun.

The whole person is like a salted fish.

"Would you like Ye Tian to chop wood? I'll teach you! It's fun." Seeing this scene, Dahua at the side was full of envy, rolled his eyes, and said.

Last season, he did this routine. When many guests came, they asked many guests to approve a lot of firewood for him.

Ye Tian on the bamboo chair heard Dahua's words, his body moved and then... turned over and continued to shake!

Hmmm... just facing the sun from the front, now facing the sun from the back.

If a salted fish does not stand up, it is likely to be regarded as a dead fish.

And now that he turns over now and then, everyone will know that he is still a living salted fish.

Well, I didn't pay attention to Dahua at all, or I didn't hear him at all, even if I did, I didn't hear him.

This kind of routine, also want to trick him?

Originally, when Dahua saw Ye Tian moved, he thought that Ye Tian was really coming to chop firewood, and he was so proud of it, because he was playing tricks.

But he never expected that Ye Tian just turned over.

And just now, Ye Tian was facing Dahua, but now his butt is facing Dahua.

The body movement says it all, yes, the whole body is rejecting the movement!

Dahua was suddenly depressed and wanted to vomit blood.

In the live broadcast room of the program group, the audience who saw this scene burst into laughter.

"Hahaha~"

"Hahahaha~~"

"Dahua actually wants to be an anchor, isn't he crazy?"

"Poor boy, there is a price to be paid for not knowing the routine host."

"Anchor: There is no fluctuation in my heart, and I even want to laugh!"

"Dahua is still too young!"

"I feel that the anchor will let Dahua know why the flowers are so popular?!!!"

"Hey hey hey hey...that's right,

The anchor is so narrow-minded, revenge must be revenged! "

"I don't know why, but I still have a small expectation in my heart!"

"Little expectation +1!"

"Little expectation +2!"

"Little expectation +3!"

Seeing Ye Tian lying on the bamboo chair like a salted fish, He Ling came over and teased, "Young man, you wake up early in the morning, why don't you have energy now?"

Huang Lei on the side answered with a smile: "That must be because someone left and it became like this, stop showing it."

Huang Lei saw the relationship between Ye Tian and Reba, but he didn't know that the two had reached that point. He thought that the two were just a couple, and boys were still in the stage of expressing themselves. The process of blood.

However, he didn't know that Ye Tian's family status was quite high.

Ye Tian's body didn't move, but he couldn't listen to Huang Lei's arrangement and slander himself. He said solemnly: "I'm doing some kind of exercise now. I've studied biology in junior high school! The human body photosynthesizes and constantly absorbs free air in the air. Energy, to get rid of waste impurities in the body, this is a kind of self-purification, so although you may see me as standing still, in fact I am in motion all the time.”

That's right, Ye Tian was talking nonsense seriously.

Seriously bragging with you guys!

He Ling and Huang Lei's heads were full of black lines!

I almost believed your evil.

Dahua, who was chopping firewood, immediately stretched his neck to look over, and asked curiously: "Ye Tian, ​​is this the legendary Zhonghuaxia's inner strength? The kind of exercise that can be done to the extreme on TV can strengthen the body, and also Is that why you look thin but are so powerful?"

Ye Tian was taken aback by Dahua's question.

Fuck me!

Dahua, you are a genius!

The reason is almost perfect.

Completely explained what he just said, and added some strong evidence.

"That's right."

On the surface, Ye Tian was as steady as an old dog, and his voice was still lazy, but there was an incomparable confidence in it: "Since you have guessed it right, then I will not hide it.

This is the legendary inner strength. My Ye family used to be a rich family, that is, the ancient martial arts family. However, the way happened later, and the family fell into decline. However, this inner strength has been passed down. Each generation is passed down from one generation to the next. In my generation, my father passed it directly to me! "

Dahua's eyes lit up when he heard it.

Although he grew up abroad, he liked watching martial arts dramas the most when he was a child, and he has long been yearning for the inner strength in martial arts dramas.

When he was a child, he hoped that he would become a generation of heroes, and go to the end of the world with his sword!

But he didn't expect that one day he would really meet someone with internal strength, because everyone said it was fake before, and he gradually believed it.

But Ye Tian's perverted power, and what he said now, made him open up a new world again!

He Ling and Huang Lei on the side almost rolled their eyes to the sky. Who would believe such foolish words?

At this moment, Dahua only felt that his five meridians and eight veins were unblocked in an instant! The whole person was sober as never before, and the childhood dream resurfaced in his mind.

His face struggled for a while, and then he made an astonishing move!

Walk up to Ye Tian.

Plop!

There was only a loud kneeling sound, and a firm voice: "Master, please accept me as an apprentice!"

He Ling: "..."

Huang Lei: "..."

Damn, they took back their previous thoughts, because they really didn't expect that there would really be a bastard who would believe it, and this person was by their side.

Although they knew that Dahua was relatively second, they didn't expect it to be so second.

Both are two! Full body is two!

A real second-hand product!

Everyone was unexpected, including Ye Tian himself.

Does anyone really believe it?

In the live broadcast room of the program group, everyone was completely dumbfounded watching this scene.

"666"

"6666"

"Da Hua really believed it!?"

"Pfft... Photosynthesis of the human body? It's obviously the photosynthesis of plants, okay? Anyone who has studied physics in junior high school doesn't know?"

"This is obviously the anchor's trick, but Da Hua really believed it!"

"Poor child, how simple is this!"

"This anchor is indeed very strong. He can single out a black panther to defeat an African lion and kill a crocodile in the water. Which of these can be done by ordinary people? What the anchor may say may not necessarily be a lie."

"Eh...you believe what the one upstairs said?!"

"Nonsense, I'm not an idiot, of course I don't believe it, internal strength and everything else are fake!"

"To be honest, no matter it's true or not, I really want to worship the anchor as my teacher! After all, the fighting power of the anchor is not fake."

"After you say that, I suddenly want to worship the anchor as my teacher!"

"Apprentice who wants to become an anchor +1!"

"+2!"

"+3!"

"+10000!"

"Suddenly realized that Dahua might not be really stupid, this might be what he did on purpose."

"No! Brother upstairs, you are wrong about one thing, Dahua is really stupid!"

"233333..."

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