Wilderness Lucky God

In Ye Tian's live broadcast room.

"Pfft~"

"Pfft~"

"666"

"66666"

"Hahahaha~~ I laughed so hard!"

"Boss Wang is trying to laugh me to death!"

"It's so funny! Principal Wang actually thinks that the anchor is dead."

"I feel that Principal Wang did this on purpose."

"It's absolutely deliberate. I can hear the deep despair in Principal Wang's voice. This acting skill is absolutely compelling for the Oscar statuette to get the soft-handed level."

"I don't know if you have noticed, but I feel that Principal Wang seems to have lost a lot of weight."

"It seems to be! But Principal Wang is not fat in the first place!"

 …

"Hey! Damn it, I'm not dead yet!" Ye Tian said angrily.

Wang Dafu's body froze, and then he was as nimble as a monkey. He suddenly got up from the stone and turned his head to look over.

"Fuck!"

Ye Tian exclaimed, he was taken aback.

At this time, Wang Dafu's face was full of melon seeds. Although his hair was a bit messy and he had a thin and vicissitudes of beard, the edges and corners were sharp, and his eyes carried a strong melancholy temperament.

Is this still the former Principal Wang?

He is simply a handsome guy who is engaged in art and has a melancholy temperament!

It has to be said that Wang Dafu's foundation is still very good. This is due to his good genes. After all, his father is also very handsome, and his mother is also very beautiful. He used to be a little puffy and his face was a little fleshy, so he looked ordinary.

The audience in the live broadcast room, like Ye Tian, ​​was taken aback.

"Fuck!"

"Damn it!!"

"Damn it!!!"

"This is Principal Wang? Is this man with a melancholy look Principal Wang?"

"Nimma, is Principal Wang so handsome?"

"Damn! Why when I saw Principal Wang, I couldn't help but think of three words: Handsome Uncle?"

"Wow! So handsome! Principal Wang, are you in love?"

"I'll go~ It turns out that Principal Wang is so handsome, and his melancholy eyes are so charming!"

"Damn! It turns out that the flesh on Principal Wang's face is gone. He's so handsome, and he still has this temperament. Nima, he's so handsome!"

"It's my favorite type, Principal Wang, I really want to have sex with you!"

"This is too handsome! I'll go, Principal Wang is making a big transformation!"

The water friends all feel that there is something wrong with their eyes. Is this still Wang Dafu from before?

Those who are envious, those who are jealous, and those who directly woo and beg for grass!

Ye Tian also said that he was taken aback. He hadn't seen him for a few days, but Wang Dafu had such a big transformation that he didn't dare to recognize him.

Especially the melancholy temperament, which is completely different from the cheerful temperament before!

"I'm going~ Dafu, I'm going out now, you went to Korea for plastic surgery!" Ye Tian couldn't help complaining.

This effect, he even felt much better than the plastic surgery effect.

If the plastic surgery is so dick, it is estimated that the voice will be even hotter.

"God!!!"

And Wang Dafu didn't pay attention to Ye Tian's words at all, but his eyes widened suddenly, and then he rushed over directly.

When Ye Tian didn't respond, he hugged Ye Tian directly and cried loudly.

While crying, he rubbed his nose onto Ye Tian's clothes, and at the same time cried:

"I thought you were dead!"

"I thought I could never go back!"

"I thought I was going to live with this stupid gorilla...I was so scared! I was afraid that a wild beast would come and eat me, and I wanted to go home to see my parents. I haven't To marry a wife, I..."

Ye Tian's head was full of black lines, and he really wanted to slap Wang Dafu away, but after hearing what he said, he rolled his eyes and let him go.

After all, thinking about it, it seems to be true. In this uninhabited prairie, a person will indeed be scared to death, it is too dangerous! And it's mostly boredom and emptiness, without the same kind of loneliness that drives people crazy.

He didn't expect to go out with Ami at first,

It's been so long, and so many things have happened.

Then...then....then just play and forget!

After all, everyone is not as good as him, nor is he as neurotic as Xue Qian.

Ami on the side tilted his head and looked at this scene a little cutely, looked at Ye Tian who had a helpless face, and then looked at Wang Dafu who was holding Ye Tian.

For some reason, she had the urge to drag Wang Dafu aside, her eyes flickered, and a tangled look appeared on her face.

"Pfft~"

"This style of painting is wrong!"

"Uncle Melancholy, crying in the arms of a handsome sunny man, why do I feel weird."

"The whole studio suddenly became gay!"

"Hahahaha~~ I think so too, heroes see the same thing!"

"Anchor, is your live broadcast room now on the route of beating gays?"

"Upstairs, watch out for the anchor to follow the network cable and kill you!"

"Hehehe~~ Seeing this scene, I couldn't help but smile knowingly."

"God, why don't you just smile."

And looking at Ye Tian whose painting style is getting more and more crooked, his brain is also hurting.

"Okay, don't cry, a big man, why are you crying? I said why are you so thin? Didn't I set up a trap? You can also start a fire, you can always eat some meat!" Especially Ye Tian Seeing this guy crying more and more fiercely, he said angrily.

It is said that women are made of water, and this man also has a lot of water!

Maybe the place where the water comes out may say something different!

"I don't want it, I'll hug it for a while!" Wang Dafu directly refused, crying a little louder.

Ye Tian was silent for a while, and said quietly: "It's still live broadcasting now!"

Snapped!

Wang Dafu directly let go, and within a second, the tears on his face were wiped dry, and his hair was rearranged. If it weren't for his red and swollen eyes, he really couldn't tell that this guy had just cried.

"Ye Tian, ​​you didn't say it earlier!" Wang Dafu said embarrassingly.

Ye Tian: "..."

Ye Tian lowered his head to look at his dirty top, gave him a middle finger, walked to the side, took off his top, and changed into a new one.

This time I came to the wilderness, I still brought some spare clothes.

Returning to the campfire, I saw Wang Dafu looking at the pheasant and the hare, gulping his saliva, which was quickly peeling and plucking.

"By the way, how did you do it? How did you lose so much weight?"

Ye Tian couldn't help asking again, and said at the same time: "I just came back from the top, looked at the traps, and caught so many pheasants and hares, you should not be short of meat at ordinary times, don't you know how to barbecue? I don't I left some condiments for you, you can test it casually, and you can eat it if you sprinkle some on it!"

When Wang Dafu heard this, he paused his hands, raised his head, his eyes almost popped out of his sockets, and shouted: "You mean, you brought these pheasants and hares back from the trap?"

"nonsense!"

Ye Tian said: "If you don't fall from the trap, then does it still fall from the sky?"

Wang Dafu immediately began to doubt his life.