Wilderness Lucky God

With some showy manipulations, the original roasted whole lamb on the grassland.

Especially this kind of wild sheep, the meat is very delicious, tender and fragrant.

It was also the first time for Ye Tian to eat, and with his super advanced barbecue skills, the three figures, it was a meal that was wolfed down, and his mouth was full of oil.

Especially Brother Pingtou, who was almost gnawing on the bones.

The satisfied expression on his face caused the water friends in the live broadcast room to riot immediately.

After all, a beast is better than what they eat, envy and envy!

After dinner, lie on the ground and look at the starry sky above your head, bragging with your water friends.

Blow, blow.

A message suddenly appeared on the barrage:

"Anchor, it seems like it's been a long time since I made a joke. In this situation, I feel that there should be two jokes to set off such a solemn atmosphere."

Immediately, the bottom of this barrage agreed:

"exactly."

"I feel that I also need jokes to match the beauty of today!"

"The words are very literary. Come to my room at night and let's exchange literature."

"Hahahaha~~ come here, anchor, let's talk about jokes!"

"Little Mazar is ready, and the supper is also ready. I won't talk about it now, let alone when."

"I've already dragged my daughter-in-law here, anchor, tell me quickly!"

"Upstairs, it's a bit too much for you to do this, unless you share your sister-in-law with us."

"Hey hey hey! How can you be so dirty? Someone else's wife, you are like this, and let others share it together. It's so...exciting!"

"As soon as I heard that the anchor was about to tell a joke, I just felt a warm air rising from my lower abdomen, passing through the large and small intestines, reaching my stomach pouch, and reaching my throat again. I was so frightened that I quickly took a step forward, and my air sank to my dantian. The air flow was slowly pushed back into the stomach pouch, back to the large and small intestines, but unfortunately there is a hole in the bottom, this air flow leaked out, what a pity!"

"Upstairs, what are you talking about, why didn't I understand?"

"That's a fart."

"Pfft~~666, what a talent!"

.....

Seeing the commotion in the live broadcast room, Ye Tian didn't refuse, nodded and said, "That's fine, it's been a long time since I said it, so let's talk about it today!"

As soon as Ye Tian said this, excited bullet screens flew across the live broadcast room, and it was extremely lively.

Ye Tian thought for a while, and then said: "Xiaohua went on a blind date today. In the coffee shop, the woman asked Xiaohua: Do you have a room? Xiaohua: Yes. Woman: Is there WiFi? Xiaohua was complacent and thought Seeing that the girl should be someone who likes to surf the Internet, she swore: Yes! Female: Is the signal strong? Xiaohua proudly said: Everywhere in my family is full. After that, he showed a contemptuous expression and walked away without looking back, leaving behind Xiaohua who was inexplicable. He couldn't understand why the other party left. The depressed Xiaohua finished his coffee in one gulp, and then went for a walk in the park , Wanting to ease the depression in my heart, I heard a couple talking sweetly. The woman asked: What am I yours? The man answered: Baby, you are my textbook. The woman said: I hate it. Then he snuggled into the man's arms with a happy face. Xiaohua only felt that his whole body had been violently attacked. What was the situation? Why did he not understand the behavior of the blind date girl today? I didn’t even understand, Xiaohua went home with a disappointed face and called his good friend, his good friend listened to his narration and gave him a sentence: You deserve to be single.”

After Ye Tian finished speaking, he glanced at the live broadcast room, with a bright smile on his face: "It's over, do you understand?"

"????"

"????"

"????"

"What the hell?"

"Why didn't I understand?"

"You deserve to be single!"

"Upstairs, do you understand?"

"No, but didn't Xiaohua's good friend answer like that?"

The water friends in the live broadcast room were bewildered, what the hell?

This is a joke? ! '

"Don't panic! Everyone, don't panic! Hold on tight!"

"Hold on! Hold on! Be sure to hold on,

We can win this one! "

"Steady you paralyzed, I feel like I can't control my sword anymore."

"There must be a special meaning in what the anchor said. Why did the woman turn around and leave when she heard Xiao Hua's words? There must be other meanings."

"By the way, what I care about most is that you are my textbook. What kind of love story is this? Even if I have a girlfriend, I still feel confused."

"Kneel and beg the master to explain!"

"Begging for an explanation, I feel that my IQ has been insulted."

"It must have a special meaning. I have written it down word by word. I have to study it carefully."

"Studying a thread, I have an urge to flip the table. (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

"Anchor, you should tell me! I feel that my own brain cells have died a lot, and I need to eat a lot to replenish them."

"I feel that the textbook should refer to the real estate certificate? After all, it says that the other party is a real estate certificate, and the representative is very important."

"I feel that the analysis upstairs makes sense!"

"I feel that the analysis is unreasonable. The jokes that the anchor said are not so superficial."

"I agree with the statement above!"

"No matter who you agree with, can you give me a reliable one?"

"Answer urgently! Wait online! Very urgent!"

"I have already sent this joke to Moments."

"Fuck~~ By the way, I'll ask Du Niang! Du Niang must know."

"Upstairs, I think you should save some effort! You can't find the anchor's jokes on the Internet. After all, I was so naive before."

"I went to post it in the post bar, the group and the space, and I didn't believe it. I gathered everyone's wisdom and I still couldn't solve it."

"Anchor, give me some hints!"

 …

Seeing the commotion in the live broadcast room, Ye Tian smiled and said nothing.

All kinds of guesses, all kinds of ghosts and snakes haunting, and some answers really made Ye Tian's eyes shine.

Of course, the answer is: no.

Ye Tian was lazily lying on the grass, and Ami lay quietly beside him, with his hands on the ground, holding his little face, staring at Ye Tian without blinking.

The flat-headed brother on the side was holding a big bone, still biting it, and grinding his teeth by the way.

On the grassland, the bright moon was in the sky, extremely bright, and the stars were dotted in the starry sky in a special arrangement, shining brightly, competing with the bright moon for brilliance.

The scenery is picturesque, and the lovers on the grassland are close together.

Bragging with water friends is also a good life interest.

Ye Tian's thoughts are diverging. On the grassland, wandering under this bright river of stars, his mind is calm, as if he has been purified by nature, incomparably peaceful, natural and comfortable.

Suddenly, Ye Tian suddenly thought of Wang Dafu who followed him into the grassland:

"By the way, Dafu doesn't know how he gets along with his good friend? I don't know if you miss me?"