Wilderness Lucky God

And if the water friends who are deeply touched at this time know what is going on in Ye Tian's heart at this time.

Without any hesitation, he kicked up, directly and heavily stepped on Ye Tian's pretentious face, stomping hard, the face he stepped on was nothing wrong with it.

Of course, no one knows Ye Tian's inner activities now.

So everyone is still silent in that poem.

And with the appearance of the first barrage, it directly broke the tranquility of the live broadcast room.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"This is absolutely the best modern poetry I've ever heard."

"It's great! This modern poem is really great!"

"The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, but you don't know that I love you. The first sentence made me cry. This is the taste of secret love. Who hasn't had a secret love."

"My God, didn't you find out? Every next sentence follows the previous one. I just found out when I wrote it down."

"What? Hurry up and send it to me! I want to see it!"

"Which great god, recorded the program just now, begging to release it, I want to excerpt the poem."

"Is this poem original by the host? Why have I never heard of it?"

"Anchor, what's the name of this poem?"

"It's so beautiful, it's so tear-jerking! I never thought that I, a man of eight feet, would cry because of a poem, and the person who wrote this poem is actually an anchor."

"I really can't find it! The anchor is awesome! Kneeling! ▄█?█●"

"Anchor, why are you so good, and this time I don't even have the urge to hit you."

"Pfft~ Upstairs, you are going too far! It turns out that every time you still have the urge to hit the anchor."

"I love my husband so much, husband, I want to give birth to monkeys for you, my house is eight buildings, I married you, you will never be short of money."

"Hmph~ little bitch upstairs, get the hell out of here, the anchor's husband is mine."

"Bah~ You guys are really shameless, the host's husband is obviously mine."

 …

And the entire live broadcast room exploded in an instant, and all the people who seemed to have been acupunctured were relieved and popped out.

It was like mushrooms after a spring rain, and it exploded directly!

Originally, Ye Tian's neck was stiff, and he felt so uncomfortable that he could hardly hold on anymore.

Already a little discouraged, sure enough, did the pretense fail this time?

Sure enough, he is not suitable to be a literary youth!

It's better for me to take the road of handsome youth.

Of course, even though his heart was moving and showing off to the sky, his face was still as steady as an old dog.

Ye Tian is ready to give up. After all, it's not a problem to put on a pose like this. It's also cool to accept failure calmly, isn't it?

But the next moment, it stopped abruptly.

The live broadcast room, which was originally empty with a bullet screen, exploded in an instant.

I wipe!

What a coincidence that this Nima came here!

Originally, he was about to accept failure calmly. After all, failure is success.

Of course, now! Let's accept failure and go to hell!

What failed? Has Ye Tian ever failed?

Sure enough, Ye Tian is such a handsome man, how could he be a failure?

These guys were really shocked!

It turned out that I was so shocked that I couldn't speak!

Sure enough, he, Ye Tian, ​​is omnipotent, even if he is a literary youth, he can easily grasp it.

I, Ye Tian, ​​are so powerful!

He was happy in his heart, and his face was as calm as a dog.

Keeping a calm face, looking up at the sky at 45 degrees, there is a hint of melancholy in the eyes, which is quite perfect with this beautiful starry sky.

The neck doesn't hurt at all, even he has to work hard to keep it.

Of course, the eyes are actually looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room in the void in front of them.

Yes, yes, this barrage is good, praise him for being awesome!

Yes, yes, this barrage is also good, Ye Tian is so good, there is no way!

Hmmmmmm, this barrage is not bad, even said that he is handsome and wants to give birth to monkeys for him, the family has eight buildings, so exciting! If married,

It is estimated that there is no need to struggle for the rest of my life, so entangled! I just don't know what it looks like.

Um? Can't find this poem?

no way!

Such a coincidence?

This poem is so famous, can't you find it?

Could it be...? ? ?

Ye Tian: "Son of the system, help me Baidu, is there really no such poem in this world?"

System: "...Host, next time you can call me, why don't you bring the last two words?"

"Oh! Got it."

Ye Tian: "Son of the system, hurry to Baidu."

System: "MMP... host, can you stop being so shameless?"

Ye Tian: "It's called Shunzui, anyway, hurry up and Baidu! Don't pretend to be forceful, and then I didn't pretend to be, and I was slapped in the face."

System: "No, the host can rest assured to pretend!"

Ye Tian: "Then I can rest assured, thank you, son of the system."

system:"......"

Ma Dan, don't want Bilian's host, as expected, he agreed to it casually, and didn't take its request to heart at all.

And what it wants to say is that it is not a little Baidu expert!

This is a broken question, do you need it to answer it?

It was silent for a long time!

Forget it, let's talk about it next time!

Ye Tian still maintained a 45-degree posture, and under the attention of everyone, he spoke again: "This poem is called "The Farthest Distance in the World". Like."

This is very pretentious, very aggressive.

Especially the last sentence was just the finishing touch. Ye Tian's face still looked calm, but the moment he said this sentence, the pores of his whole body opened.

This is awesome, it's so cool to pretend!

I finally know why those richest men like to pretend so much!

It turned out that the feeling of pretending is awesome! Next time I have to pretend!

No, the barrage in the live broadcast paused for a moment because of the sudden burst of pressure.

"666"

"6666"

"God damn it."

"Feel something in your heart, create on the spot!"

"Damn it! My fucking heart can't stand it, anchor, it seems that I can't bear you today, your aggressiveness hurt me through the live broadcast room, and I lost money."

"This pretender, I knelt down!"

"In terms of pretending to be forceful, I will obey the anchor."

"Damn it, this pretending sobriety is sober and refined. It's soul-stirring when you hear it for the first time. The lingering sound will last for three days. It's really the best in the world!"

"666...Upstairs, this flatterer knelt down."

"Anchor, come to me and say this. Believe it or not, I will slap your size fifty-eight shoes on your face every minute, and let you know the price of acting."

A large group of water friends suddenly pretended to be coercive to Ye Tian, ​​and they were so shocked that they shouted 666.

After all, everyone was praising him, but this guy's sudden words felt normal.

That is, everyone's souls have been impacted by the invisible energy.

At the same time, the former water friend who asked about long-distance relationships finally posted a longer barrage:

"I understand, thank you, anchor! In fact, I was at a loss about the future, because my girlfriend just went abroad last week, and it was already beyond the scope of long-distance relationships. After all, she went to Europe, but I was in Asia. It is no longer a simple distance that can be crossed. The long-distance relationship is already very tormented. This long-distance relationship makes me very desperate. I have been confused and hesitated. Should I end this period of no future Feelings, but after listening to your poems, I finally understand, what a desperate distance between birds and fish, their worlds are different, but she and I are still in the same world, only a little farther away. We can still meet, why can't we be together? I love her, and I will go to her tomorrow, and I will stand in front of her and let her know that I love her."