Wilderness Lucky God

That's right, it's a green arrow that looks a little faded after being soaked in water.

I bought it in the city, and then I ate one and forgot it. I also forgot to take a shower yesterday. I want to use it today and I remember it.

Take it out and it becomes like this.

Just like the Green Arrow advertisement, with the slogan, Ye Tian asked himself if his smile was no worse than that slogan.

Gorilla: "??? Make a friend?"

Looking at the green arrow that Ye Tian handed over, it was in the African savannah. In this forest, I had never seen more worlds, as if I saw a new door opening for it. a new world.

And the green arrow that Ye Tian handed over was the 'key' to open the door.

Wang Dafu has already knelt down, and the water friends in the live broadcast room are already laughing crazy.

But at this time, they were stunned by the next scene.

The gorilla naturally took the green arrow in Ye Tian's hand and showed a smile.

Ye Tian also showed a happy smile, and the gorilla really accepted it.

Damn, it turns out that advertising is not deceiving, and sometimes it is quite effective.

Wang Dafu and the water friends are all stunned, is this okay?

Did this work?

Even in the city, if you hand a green arrow to a stranger, no one dares to take it!

Be your sister's friend, who knows you well, people think you were poisoned in the green arrow!

What's more, where is this, the African savannah, the object is still a gorilla who can't speak.

Everyone just felt that their worldview was distorted.

Are gorillas so vigilant now?

Then, in Ye Tian's happy mood.

The gorilla took the green arrow and waved it!

Snapped!

The green arrow slammed into Ye Tian's face.

"Oh oh oh~~"

Then the gorilla thumped his chest and laughed happily.

The expression looked old and happy, like the happy smile of a child after a successful prank.

At the same time, he turned around and mixed with the gorillas behind him.

Perhaps because of the influence of this gorilla, other gorillas also smiled happily.

Everything happened so fast that Ye Tian couldn't react at all.

The smile on Ye Tian's face disappeared, he only felt that his liver hurt!

Hemp egg!

What about making friends?

I handed you the green arrow, and you threw it back and slapped me in the face.

Does your conscience not hurt?

Seeing the gorilla's happy smile, Ye Tian only felt dazzling.

This guy, how he wants to beat it!

In the live broadcast room, the water friends all sprayed in an instant.

"Pfft~"

"Pfft~~"

"Hahaha~~ The anchor was played by a gorilla!"

"I'll just say it! This scene is too anti-human. The anchor uses the green arrow to make friends with the gorilla. It's really impossible to look directly at it."

"Hahaha~~ This gorilla looks like a bear child, a bear child who likes to play tricks."

"666... ​​The description above is quite appropriate!"

"Bear boy gorilla, spoofed the anchor."

"The host's dazed look made me laugh!"

"The gorilla's smile is so funny, it made me laugh miserably!"

"I already have a premonition of the future of this gorilla, and it will definitely be beaten by the anchor."

"Upstairs, the anchor is not that kind of person at all, okay? The anchor is very kind and will never hold grudges. Usually, he likes to help grandma cross the road during live broadcasts, learn to help people without leaving a name, and never do bad things. If you pick up a dime on the road, you have to hand it over to the police uncle. The young man with super positive outlook is definitely... Forget it, I’m all over it! Hahahaha~~”

"2333... I feel that before the gorilla is killed by the anchor, you will definitely be killed by the anchor."

......

"Pfft~"

Wang Dafu, who was originally surprised, laughed directly.

He couldn't help it.

This scene is so funny!

To be honest, it was totally unexpected.

The gorilla who took the green arrow would throw it directly on Ye Tian's face,

Originally, the gorilla would take the green arrow, which made them feel incredible.

It's so human-like.

It's just this turn, it's a bit rushed!

Sure enough, making friends with gorillas is a lot of nonsense.

Not to mention that Ye Tian took the green arrow to make friends with the gorilla.

In fact, he had forgotten that in the previous few seconds, when the gorilla took the green arrow, he almost thought that Ye Tian had really succeeded.

"Damn, damn liar, damn advertisement, I'm going to complain to Green Arrow when I go back." Ye Tian watched the gorilla swinging in the woods and let out a weird laugh, which made him angry.

It's completely different from what you thought, okay?

"Fuck!" He pointed his middle finger at the gorilla who had run far away, and said fiercely: "Next time I meet you, I will never talk nonsense with you, I will beat you first and then talk about it. ."

Seeing Ye Tian like this, Wang Dafu and the water friends suddenly laughed again, and they laughed happily.

Ye Tian gave Wang Dafu an angry look, and now he is in a bad mood and doesn't want to deal with this guy.

Sure enough, making friends with gorillas is a long way to go.

He's still not very good at this communicative task.

I glanced at the flat-headed brother who never left him, um, next time I find a chance to find that guy alone, beat him up, and make him his good friend.

He is quite good at this matter, and that's how the Pingtou brother at that time came.

It's easier to use fists.

That is to say, take some effort and don't hurt your dignity so much.

It's hard to make a sincere friend, but I'm actually despised.

This is a green arrow from Huaxia, what a gift.

Picked it up from the ground and put it back into the pocket.

Turn around and head down the mountain.

Wang Dafu quickly got up from the ground and followed behind.

As the two walked down the mountain, the sky slowly darkened.

When he returned to the cave, Ye Tian saw that the weather had not completely darkened.

"Go pick up some dry branches and hay, and prepare to make dinner." Ye Tian said to Wang Dafu: "Tonight, eat barbecue porcupine legs."

Wang Dafu's eyes suddenly lit up, and his heart was full of anticipation.

The upper body of the flat-headed brother on the side also stood upright, his small eyes were round, and his tongue licked his lips.

"Okay!"

With food, Wang Dafu was instantly full of motivation.

Not only Wang Dafu was full of motivation, but Brother Pingtou also went out and went to pick up firewood. He looked like a child.

Seeing this scene, Wang Dafu and Ye Tian were dumbfounded.

What the hell! ~

What did they see? A honey badger knew how to pick up firewood, and an animal followed behind Wang Dafu, picking up dry firewood with a serious look, and it seemed to be better than Wang Dafu's.

In the live broadcast room, there was a full screen of 666. This scene really caught everyone's attention and felt incredible.

In terms of the cultivation of a professional foodie, Brother Pingtou is the most successful example.

In order to eat, anything can be changed. Change is to keep pace with the times, to learn, and to progress. …