Wilderness Lucky God

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What are you talking about, why can't I understand?

Wang Dafu suspected that there was something wrong with his ears, did he hear it wrong?

He is a bit stunned now, and his head instantly crashes, right? Now is the time to make friends?

Now is the time of life and death!

Shouldn't it be a strategic retreat?

Shouldn't these gorillas who are violent and can jerk off be as far away as possible?

Just now, Brother Flathead was slapped around like a ball, didn't you see it?

Looking at Ye Tian's serious expression, he subconsciously said: "Making friends is divided into purposeful and purposeless, purposeful, it is this person who is useful to you, whether it is a relationship of interest or because of There is a certain quality in him that attracts you, to understand the other person's preferences, to choose what he likes, to contact slowly, to become friends, but for no purpose, it is because of a certain thing or a special situation that makes you intersect , lead you to meet, and then slowly become friends.

Of course, if you want to be good friends, don't treat your contacts with friends simply as utilitarian contacts, because it's the contacts between friends. In addition to helping each other with things, there are also functions such as exchange of ideas, complementary knowledge, emotional comfort, and pleasure. If friends blindly pursue utilitarian flashbacks, then such friends will not last long. "

After Wang Dafu finished speaking, he suddenly felt that he was not normal.

Hemp egg!

Is this the time to say this seriously?

He must be crazy!

After hearing this, Ye Tian was full of confusion, and then asked again, "Have you ever tried to be good friends with animals?"

Wang Dafu: "I am he..."

He wants to be foul!

Who has nothing to make friends with animals!

Even if there are, they are not equal friends, but a kind of mutual comfort. Most people use animals to replace the emptiness in their hearts when they are empty.

After all, animals can't speak, and their IQ is not high. If you talk to them about something, they can't speak and can only passively listen.

Over time, you think it's your best friend.

There is another kind of person who can't get a kind of satisfaction for a long time, gets it from animals, and thinks it is your best friend.

Looking at Wang Dafu's tangled expression, Ye Tian also understood without him saying it, this guy must not know.

Eh~ Sure enough, he is the most unique, and the task is not so easy to complete.

He needs to come by himself!

That's according to what Wang Dafu just said.

To be good friends with a gorilla, he has to do what he likes. What does a gorilla like?

eat bananas? Airplane?

Thinking of this, Ye Tian's head was full of black lines.

In my mind, a scene can't help but give a banana to the gorilla, and then the gorilla stands on the roof and jerks off.

I rely on!

Get out of the car now!

What's wrong with this car, it's not a car for kindergarten at all.

The water friends in the live broadcast room also watched this scene with tears and laughter. They didn't understand why Ye Tian asked such inappropriate questions at this time, but there were many smart people, and their heads flashed.

"Fuck! I suddenly thought of a possibility, you say, does the anchor want to make friends with this gorilla?"

"Upstairs, you are too rude! Who would make friends with a gorilla?"

"Uh...I don't think it's really impossible! After all, this is the anchor, and we can guess what the anchor thinks."

"Upstairs, you successfully persuaded me!"

"Can't make friends with gorillas? Anchor, aren't you afraid of being slapped into meat patties by gorillas?"

"Hahaha~~ I can't help but come up with a scene in my mind, the scene where the gorilla filmed Brother Feipingtou just now."

"23333.... These guesses are also based on the fact that the anchor really wants to make friends with the gorilla!"

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Wang Dafu is not an idiot either. He suddenly widened his eyes and pointed at the gorilla in disbelief.

Said: "Brother Tian, ​​don't you want to make friends with this gorilla?!!"

I asked, how to make friends, and asked if I have taught friends with animals, plus this scene, it had to make him have this magical idea that made his mind a little short-circuit.

Ye Tian was stunned, then nodded and admitted, "Yes! Don't you think this is fun?"

This is nothing to hide, after all, Wang Dafu and the water friends will see it later, and generously admit it.

"Well, it's fun!"

Wang Dafu nodded subconsciously, and then his eyes were even more round than before, and he directly exclaimed: "Okay.... Play a fart! Make friends with gorillas? Brother Tian, ​​you are just joking with me. , don't tease me, okay? Let's leave now!"

In fact, he was just guessing, and he didn't expect Ye Tian to answer in the affirmative.

To be honest, he never thought of having such an answer. After all, who would answer this kind of question seriously, the key is to answer it in the affirmative, and normal people hurriedly deny it.

Befriend a gorilla? I'm afraid it's not a watt in the head!

But is Ye Tian a normal person?

Well, he originally thought it was, but this affirmative answer instantly made Ye Tian abnormal in his heart.

Still fun! Are you sure it's fun and not the gorilla playing with you?

So Wang Dafu panicked.

This is the African savannah!

Befriend a gorilla?

The gorilla just shot the ball, no, didn't you see the scene where the gorilla was shot?

He is not as rough-skinned as Brother Pingtou, his defense value is very low, and he does not wear armor at all, and it is estimated that there will be no blood in a slap.

Ye Tian made friends with gorillas, the same is true!

Something happened to Ye Tian, ​​what should I do?

Do not attempt this dangerous operation!

Ye Tian rolled his eyes and said seriously: "Don't worry, animals are very simple, if they make friends with you, they are really friends with you, unlike humans, who have so many bad thoughts, Of course, there is another."

Wang Dafu's forehead was covered in sweat, he didn't even think about it, and then asked, "What else?"

Ye Tian: "If I don't treat you as a friend, I will eat you without hesitation."

Wang Dafu: "..."

Snapped!

Wang Dafu slapped himself in the face, who made him talk too much.

Damn, it's even more panic now!

"666"

"6666"

"The anchor actually admitted it!"

"The anchor really wants to make friends with the gorilla!"

"Brilliant! The anchor has a magical idea that is beyond ordinary people."

"God, if he doesn't treat you as a friend, he will eat you!"

"Animals are really simple, anchor, did you eat the gorilla?"

"Hehehe~~ In my opinion, the anchor wanted to get close to the gorilla and finally ate it."

"That's right, I've seen through everything with my wit. Above the wilderness, there is nothing that the anchor doesn't eat. If there is, please learn about the weevil."

"Upstairs, you managed to evoke my bad memories. Believe it or not, I will immediately follow the network cable and kill you."

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