Wilderness Lucky God

"No, this is far from over! Excluding all these unexpected factors, they still have a way, such as when the reserve staff cleans them, the honey badger starts to tickle, or scratches its head, or even dances to the staff. Get a pose, and then... as soon as the staff gets distracted, they immediately grab the staff's cleaning tool, prop it up to the corner, and run away quickly, regardless of anything, branches, shovels, rakes, tires, etc. Wait, as long as it's something they can use, they can. This thing is so smart that it can't even be raised in a protected area. How dare you keep it at home?

Believe it or not, they can make your whole house jump around in minutes, and honey badger's teeth bite is terrible, sofa, refrigerator, and even your floor tiles, all dig out for you in minutes! "Ye Tian said solemnly.

In the live broadcast room, a barrage was gone.

Everyone is stunned! You're all scared to pee, aren't you?

Think about how terrifying it would be to keep such an animal at home.

This is simply a nightmare.

Believe it or not, I copied your home in minutes!

There was silence for about ten seconds, and then the screen was filled with .

There is really no other way to express the speechless feelings in my heart.

The car is driving so fast!

It's just eighteen bends!

All of a sudden, everyone looked at the very stupid looking honey badger in the live broadcast room, and their eyes suddenly changed.

"Roar~~"

No, the honey badger was basically awake, and when he saw Ye Tian holding its food, his eyes suddenly turned red.

Without hesitation, Lu Jian Buping roared!

The old is loud!

Ye Tian's eyes lit up for a moment, thinking that he could try the beast camp, without hesitation, he shouted: "Kneel down and surrender to me!"

The moment the sound was emitted, there was also a burst of invisible brain waves that directly entered the honey badger's brain.

Honey Badger was stunned! The small eyes are wide open, maybe it is not clear how the creature in front of him communicates with him.

But the next moment!

"Roar~~"

A louder roar came out,

It was louder than Ye Tian's voice, and the hair all over his body stood up.

kindness.

Ye Tian was confused, this animal language could only issue orders unilaterally, but could not understand the words of the beast.

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"Why do I feel that the anchor is a bit ashamed of this sentence!"

"It's a bit of a middle school, I'm inexplicably excited to hear that!"

"Anchor, what you said, Brother Pingtou can't understand!"

"23333.... I always feel that as the host opens his mouth, the style of the live broadcast room has shifted a bit."

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swoosh~

At this time, the honey badger found that his roar was useless, and rushed up again, still the same move, the monkey picked peaches.

Hit the nail on the head! Do not hesitate!

Not once, then do it again!

Don't give up, don't compromise, don't have any brains, I'm talking about honey badger.

The corner of Ye Tian's mouth twitched, and without hesitation he raised his hand and slapped it again.

Snapped!

The honey badger was slapped on the ground again.

Still that power!

Still that pose!

Still the same taste!

But this time, the honey badger jumped up immediately.

Ye Tian was a little surprised, this guy is really adaptable.

I only experienced it once, and the second time, I got used to it instantly.

Bah!

Bang!

Bah!

Time and time again, it made Ye Tian a little bit of a pain in the ass. As expected, this flat-headed brother is just like Yi Mao in the legend. He is confident in himself. As long as he thinks he can kill the prey, he will rush up without hesitation.

Ye Tian wanted to grab it by the neck and ask it, "Who gave you this confidence that makes you feel like you can beat me?"

Then Ye Tian did it too, but in a different posture, stepping on its head with his feet, and shouting, "Submit to me!"

Then I saw the honey badger at the feet of Ye Tian, ​​twisting and twisting! He waved his small paws desperately, trying to pull Ye Tian's feet away, and then continued to fight. ..

The water friends in the live broadcast room had already laughed.

"Hahaha"

"Ha ha ha ha"

"At this time, the anchor's second temperament is explosive!"

"Anchor, on the importance of a foreign language."

"Brother Pingtou: Brother, can you say something that I understand, I don't understand what you're talking about."

"Pfft haha~~ This is more embarrassing!"

"However, Brother Pingtou, he's so resistant to beatings. I'm terrified to see that this guy has nothing to do with it."

"It's not that I'm bragging, if the anchor hit me with the same force, I'd definitely...die!"

"Skin! Let you skin!"

"Mom sells a batch, skin it, are you happy?"

"Brother Flathead: Hmph~ ignorant humans!"

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Ye Tian glanced at the barrage and snorted coldly in his heart, these ignorant human beings then increased their strength and continued to roar: "Submit or die!"

Do you think Brother Pingtou can't understand what he said?

It not only understands, but also knows how to resist!

No, after hearing Ye Tian's words, Brother Pingtou's resistance became more intense.

He turned over abruptly under his feet.

Mom sells batches! This thing is so stubborn.

Ye Tian couldn't help but think of a sentence to describe Brother Pingtou: Brother's life was either fighting or on the way to fight. No matter who you are, just do it if you don't accept it.

This stuff is really out of the ordinary.

He was a little tired from playing, but this guy was still in good spirits.

No sign of surrender.

There must be another way!

Because Ye Tian knew that even if he let go, this thing would stick to him like a brown candy.

No, as soon as he loosened his foot, the goods rushed up immediately.

That aura, that look, that's right, Mingren doesn't speak secretly, you are the one I hit.

Snapped!

Ye Tian slapped again, and then stepped on Brother Flathead with one foot.

threaten! Lure! Even said to find a wife for it.

All kinds, except for a pause in finding a wife, the others did not compromise at all, struggling frantically.

Wang Dafu, who was on the side, was stunned for a long time, and was completely convinced by this little guy's professionalism.

So stupid!

They are all looking for a wife, but they don't compromise at all.

Isn't this looking for death?

Ye Tian mainly did not intend to kill this guy, after all, it felt quite interesting.

But if you continue to consume it, it's not a problem, then kill it!

The fur is thicker! But there are still weaknesses.

Humans use tools after all!

Ye Tian's eyes suddenly radiated an invisible murderous aura, and he looked at the honey badger under his feet, not to mention, it was quite big, and muttered in his mouth: "I don't know how the honey badger meat is? I haven't eaten it yet! It seems that it can be done today. taste it."

Speaking, I don't know when, the sharp blade was already in his hand, exuding an icy cold light.

The water friends in the live broadcast room could hear it clearly, and when they heard this sentence, they suddenly exploded.

"Fuck! Anchor, Brother Flathead is so cute, don't kill him!"

"That's right, Brother Pingtou is so cute, why are you willing to kill him?"

"Anchor, beat it! Fight for a while, and it may give in."

"Don't kill it! It's hard to come across a favorite animal and train it as a pet!"

"I also agree that this flat-headed brother's meat is definitely not delicious, so it's better to keep it as a pet!"

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