Wilderness Lucky God

Hearing that Ye Tian was going to pick the fruit of the bread tree, Wang Dafu immediately volunteered and said that he could climb trees.

He immediately stepped forward and spit in the palm of his hand, then used his hands and feet together, and began to climb the tree, wiggling upward like a snail. It was quite fast at first, but after a few clicks, it slid down with a bang.

Because there are no branches under the trunk of the bread tree, it is impossible to climb the tree with the pedals, and can only use the limbs to climb the tree. This is the most basic way to climb a tree.

But this method is not very suitable for the bread tree, because the surface of the bread tree is relatively smooth, so it is very laborious. Just like Wang Dafu, he finally climbed two meters high, and then he was relieved, and he slipped down and sat on his buttocks. on the ground.

He grinned in pain for a moment, he stood up quickly, smiled shyly, and said earnestly: "Ye Tian, ​​the surface of this tree is too smooth, so it's not something to be afraid of, I think it's better! I'm climbing the tree. Little experts can't do it, so let's find other food!"

In the live broadcast room, the water friends laughed.

"Hehehe~~ Principal Wang failed to pretend to force!"

"Wipe~~ I failed. Principal Wang still has the face to put gold on his face."

"I feel like the anchor is coming to slap the face!"

"If this opportunity is missed, will it still be the anchor?"

"Anchor: What? Where do I need to pretend, wait, I'll drive a rocket and come right away."

"Hahaha~~ Upstairs, if you are seen by the anchor, you will be beaten to death."

"President Wang's face has been sent to the anchor. If the anchor doesn't slap his face, it is simply unacceptable."

"Sit and wait to slap in the face!"

"Sit and wait for a face slap +1!"

"Sit and wait for a face slap +2!"

"..."

......

Ye Tian glanced sideways at Wang Dafu and asked, "Little tree-climbing expert?"

Wang Dafu blushed,

But failure is failure, and the reason is still to find: "Of course, the bark is too slippery! Otherwise, I can definitely climb up."

Ye Tian smiled and shook his head, but said nothing.

Wang Dafu thought it was over and he was relieved.

At this moment, Ye Tian squatted down and untied the laces on his shoes.

Wang Dafu saw it, and said quickly: "Ye Tian, ​​it's useless, you can't climb up even if you take off your shoes, and people who don't climb trees may not know that it's more slippery to climb trees without shoes, and it's impossible to succeed. And it's easy to get hurt."

"Really? It's more slippery when you take off your shoes?"

"It's true. I used to climb trees when I was a child. It was difficult to climb without my shoes, and my feet hurt."

"Hey~ Principal Wang really knows how to climb trees! It's not pretending!"

"I still believe that the anchor will successfully slap the face!"

"That's not certain. The bark of this bread tree is too slippery. You also heard Principal Wang say it."

"You're still too young upstairs, young man, mature, okay?"

"Pfft~ Damn, upstairs, I actually saw the anchor's shadow from you."

"Hahaha~~ It's just so-so, it's more than a prize!"

......

And Ye Tian didn't seem to hear it, and Ye Tian didn't take off the shoes, but tied the laces of the two shoes, of course, they tied them into a snap button, otherwise it would be difficult to untie them at that time.

Wang Dafu wanted to say something, but when he saw this scene, he swallowed the words in his throat abruptly, but his face turned a little red.

He stared at this scene with wide eyes.

The expression on his face vividly expressed a sentence.

And this kind of operation?

What is this operation?

Why have I never seen it?

There was a bad premonition in my heart.

He quickly asked, "Ye Tian, ​​what are you doing?"

Ye Tian raised his head with a smile and said, "Climbing a tree!"

Wang Dafu wanted to continue asking, but Ye Tian had already walked towards the bread tree.

in the live room.

"What is this operation?"

"Anchor, explain it!"

"I feel that it's time for the anchor to pretend."

"Principal Wang, your face is going to hurt!"

"Classmates *** and *** in front of you, sit down quickly, you block Luo Qin from behind."

"You said, will the anchor pretend to fail?"

"Have you ever seen the anchor fail to pretend?"

"Uh... it seems... no?!"

......

Ye Tian walked to the bread tree and explained calmly to the live broadcast room: "Maybe many water friends are wondering if I can climb up like this. This is a very simple tree climbing technique, and it is very labor-saving. The shoelaces are tied. Come together, so that the two feet can maintain a fixed distance, and at the same time, you are optimistic!"

At the same time, Ye Tian held the trunk of the bread tree with his hands, jumped up with both feet, and clamped the trunk, while the shoelaces were tightly attached to the trunk.

In this way, Ye Tian released his right hand, turned around calmly, and faced the live broadcast room: "Look, this way I not only increase the friction area, but also increase the friction force. Students who have studied physics should know that the strength of my two feet is Towards the two sides, keep the balance, the shoelace has a central force towards the center of the tree! The two feet are fixed by the shoelace, the force is basically the same, the more stable the resultant force will be, and the more natural my body will be. Stability, this is also a trick to climb a tree, ordinary people, I don't tell him at all."

Wang Dafu was stunned!

What the hell!

It could be so.

Scholar!

Even physics knowledge is used.

Although I don't understand it a bit, but I don't understand it!

in the live room.

"666"

"6666"

"66666"

"This anchor, I will give you 82 points, and the remaining 18 points will be given to you at 666!"

"Hahaha~~ I give full marks to the anchor's one-handed turning and mocking action."

"I've only seen one-handed driving a BMW, driving a Ferrari, but I have never seen one who climbs a tree with one-handed, the anchor is awesome!"

"Mom sells batches, and climbing trees uses physics knowledge. Anchor, why are you so good?"

"I'm going, I don't feel that I'm aware! It turns out that the physics knowledge I learned before is still useful!"

"233333....I just wanted to ask, Principal Wang, does your face hurt?"

"Principal Wang: It hurts a few thieves!"

......

"When climbing a tree, remember to stay calm, don't panic, use the strength of your legs, the strength of your waist and abdomen to climb up, and your hands are only used to maintain balance." Ye Tian explained, while his legs Jumping, everyone's eyes were fixed on it, the bread tree that was supposed to slide down quickly, but Ye Tian slowly climbed higher and higher, and it looked very relaxed.

Wang Dafu only felt that he had suffered a 10,000 damage value crit!

My face hurts!

blush!

Damn, I was just bragging about being a little tree climber!

Shrink to one side, cowardly into a group.

Well, no one cares.

No one can see him, just fine!

Especially that kid Ye Tian, ​​don't see him.

Tomorrow, he, Wang Dafu, will be a hero again.

He also learned how to climb trees with shoelaces, and will naturally be called a little tree-climbing expert in the future.

At this moment, a familiar voice came from above.

Wang Dafu's conditioned reflex raised his head.

He saw Ye Tian holding the bread tree with one hand, turned and looked down at him below, and sighed: "Da Fu, do you see it? A successful person like me knows how to find a way, but when you fail, you always find reasons."

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