Wilderness Lucky God

"Hahahaha~~"

Ye Tian couldn't help laughing loudly: "I don't know if the teacher will kill me, but that girl from Ke Yan is really pretty when she blushes."

In the live broadcast room.

"666"

"66666"

"Anchor, did you engage in scientific research later? [Curious expression]"

"23333...Upstairs, your question is very straightforward, but I am still curious."

"You guys are necrotic, but I'm also curious."

 …

Ye Tian rolled his eyes speechlessly, and didn't explain, sometimes there is no need to say whether a joke is true or not, if everyone brings it into reality, it means that your story is very successful, just like now.

Immediately the smile on his face gradually disappeared, and he couldn't help sighing: "So as a man, you don't have to be handsome, and you don't have to have money, but you have to be coquettish, otherwise how can girls like you."

This turn is too sharp, and many water friends couldn't stop their cars for a while, and they crashed directly on the highway or fell into a ditch.

"23333"

"2333333"

"Mom sells batches, this wave of cars is really in a hurry!"

"Fuck! Anchor, when you drive, can there be a reminder, there is no warning."

"Shit! I was driving, and the car overturned, who will save me?"

"This is not the car to go to work at all, I want to get off!"

"Who the hell welded the car door shut, asshole, I want to get out of the car."

"Fuck me, when can I stand shoulder to shoulder with you!"

"Is this sentence really the truth? Men must flirt. No wonder I never had a girlfriend."

"Brother, you obviously have a boyfriend."

"6666"

 …

Ye Tian smiled and said, "Are you still here?"

The water friends suddenly felt refreshed,

The bullet screen is brushed up:

"Come!"

"continue!"

"I can't wait."

Ye Tian simply sat on the bamboo raft to rest for a while, let the bamboo raft go down the water, and said with a smile: "Then let's do another one. On this day, a young and beautiful girl came to the hospital to see a doctor. The girl said to the doctor: Doctor , since I had the first time with him, I want to do it every day. I have to do it several times a night. I am only 16 years old. Is this thing addictive? The doctor said: Tell me first, your first time Who did you give it to for the first time? The girl said: Doctor, do you know the poem 'The moon falls, the crows cry and the sky is full of frost'?"

The barrage in the live broadcast room.

"???"

"It's gone?"

"I listened with a dazed face."

"Day, I know that what the anchor said is very meaningful, but I just can't turn my head around."

"23333... I heard it hard at the front, indicating that I also want such a girl, but I was at a loss when I heard it later."

"Upstairs, start in three years!"

"Wait, wait for me to go through it, the amount of information seems to be a bit large."

"Brothers, hurry up and use your brains! Don't let the anchor despise us."

 …

Ye Tian said with a smile: "Friendly reminder, this question has a wide range of answers, and there are many, it depends on how big your brains are."

"6666"

"666666"

"It's still a multiple-choice question."

"Anchor, I don't have a big brain, but I have a big dick, can you give it to a 16-year-old addicted girl?"

"Upstairs, it looks like the kind of three-second thing."

"Hahahaha~~"

 …

And at this moment, a barrage suddenly appeared.

"I don't know if this answer is correct or not. The moon falls and the sky is full of frost. The author of this poem: Wei Yingwu, Wei Yingwu = fake hard thing, right? The anchor. [Satisfied expression]"

"Fuck!"

"Fuck! This answer is awesome!"

"Pfft~~ fake hard stuff, Nima, the names of a generation of poets have been spoiled like this."

"Wei Yingwu's coffin lid can no longer be stabilized, he is about to jump out, the anchor runs!"

"This answer is so awesome, it must go to the sky! I can beat you!"

"Great God, awesome, this answer is amazing, it is definitely the correct answer."

"66666...My daughter asked me why I was kneeling on the ground looking at my phone, and why I wrote something with a pen."

"Submit it, awesome, I will subdue you! Push you up."

"What is a pseudo-hard object? Why can't I understand it?"

"Child, you are still too young, this is the world of adults."

"A rubber stick?"

"66666"

"6666666"

"66666666... ​​I don't even understand him!"

"Awesome!"

"The anchor's way of driving is getting more and more subtle, it's scary!"

 …

Ye Tian couldn't help but raised his head in surprise, and looked at the answer carefully. He didn't expect someone to answer it so soon. These water friends have good brains!

He couldn't help but gave a thumbs up and gave a thumbs up: "Yes, it seems that the smart water friend has already figured out the first answer. This is one of them. Let's keep brainstorming! There are even more exciting answers."

Immediately, the live broadcast room became extremely noisy. Some people continued to be salted fish calling 666, and some people were discussing enthusiastically. This time, the name of the poet Wei Yingwu was really messed up.

All kinds of coquettish operations made Ye Tian dumbfounded. Sure enough, these guys were too coquettish, and Ye Tian learned a lot of new poses.

Unfortunately, the answer is wrong.

It is estimated that Wei Yingwu is the spirit of heaven. If I knew, I would definitely crawl out of hell and strangle these guys to death.

The culprit is of course Ye Tian.

It has to be said that the wisdom of the masses is powerful, and the collective wisdom is invincible.

Soon, they asked them to discuss an answer.

"Anchor, this poem is full of poems: The moon sets and the sky is full of frost, and the river and the fishing boat face sorrow. Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City, the midnight bell arrives at the passenger ship. The last sentence of the midnight bell arrives at the passenger ship, which clearly shows that it is for sale. That’s why I did it and wanted to do it.”

"6666"

"666666"

"This idea is absolutely dead!"

"Mad, you are right!"

"23333... After playing with the poet's name, now continue to play with his verses."

"I don't know if Wei Yingwu thought of these things when he wrote this poem."

"I can't bear to look straight at the fifth-grade textbooks."

"As an elementary school teacher, I said how should I teach the students in the future! Because I will talk about this poem tomorrow, and I am preparing for the lesson now. As soon as I prepare for the lesson, this poem is poisonous, and I unconsciously think of these poisonous answers."

"Hahahahaha~~ Awesome!"

 …

Ye Tian nodded and approved the answer: "This is one, keep thinking."

As soon as this was said, a water friend ran out excitedly: "Anchor, I also thought of one, it's for her cousin."

"???"

"????"

"What do you mean? Brother, please explain clearly!"

"Does this have something to do with my cousin?"

"Damn it, it's immoral."

"Old driver, please help!"

"Hehehe~~ My train of thought is similar to that of the brother in the previous answer, but it is the third line of verse, Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City, Gusu, I can't help but think of Gusu Murong Fu in Tianlong Babu, isn't this the Cousin? Outside the city, Hanshan Temple, this is obviously the place! This girl and her cousin completed their first stealing at Hanshan Temple, and it’s so exciting that the girl will never forget it. The anchor, this answer gives a bit?"