Wilderness Lucky God

Chapter 248 Let’s talk about my handsomeness first today

Ye Tian looked up at the live broadcast room, and frowned suddenly. They were actually talking about his handsomeness. This is a very serious topic, one that makes people think deeply.

Immediately lowered his head and pondered for a moment, raised his head suddenly, and said seriously: "Since everyone has found out, then I will come and talk to you carefully. Today, I will talk about my handsomeness first. My handsomeness is like a winter day. The ray of sunshine through the floor-to-ceiling windows is warm and subtle, beautiful but not sensational, and makes people imagine infinitely. The American Time magazine made this comparison to my handsomeness: "It's like Michelangelo did his best to carve A flawless and beautiful man'. Actually, I don't quite agree with this metaphor. First of all, this sentence describes my handsomeness too superficially and superficially, and does not penetrate my deeper connotation. Secondly, it should not be used 'Michelangelo tried his best to carve it', but should use a more objective description such as 'Michelangelo tried his best to carve it', otherwise it will be difficult to convince people."

This wave of coquettish manipulation made everyone unable to react.

Xue Qian: ""

Annie: ""

Water friend: ""

In an instant, the whole world was quiet, everyone looked at Ye Tian with a serious face dumbfounded, everyone was stunned.

Because there is only one in their minds, how can there be such a brazen person in this world.

The water friends on the opposite screen of the live broadcast room immediately knelt down, and it took several seconds before the barrage appeared.

"6666"

"6666666"

"Although I know that the anchor is handsome, I have never seen anyone boast that he is so handsome, and he is also so handsome."

"233333 My knee just got heavy, it seems to be broken! I can't get up."

"I was stunned. I have never seen such a shameless person."

"It's shameless to be compared with the anchor. I think it's better to save yourself for such an impossible thing! I'm willing to bow down."

"Oh my god! Why do you listen to the anchor bragging about being awesome, but the more you watch the anchor, the more it looks like what he said, it's poisonous!"

"Anchor, I will obey you! I will obey you! I will obey you!"

"Give it to you, give it to you, give it all to you, can't I take it?"

"Thanks to [233333] for giving the Airplane 1 to the anchor!"

"Thank you [You will accept even if the wall accepts you] for presenting Rocket 2 to the anchor!"

"Thank you [Good Breadbag] for giving the anchor 100 cards!"

"Thank you [Tiantian is also very handsome] for gifting the Airplane 10 to the anchor!"

"Thank you [definitely p traded] for the rocket 10 presented to the host!"

"Thank you [I love the host] for giving the host Airplane 1!"

"Thank you [I am an old driver] for presenting Rocket 2 to the host!"

"Thank you [loincloth] for giving the anchor 100 cards!"

"Thank you [I am the host's little fan] for giving the host the Airplane 10!"

"Thank you [Love You] for gifting the host Rocket 10!"

Ye Tian was very satisfied with the reaction of the live broadcast room,

This effect is what we want.

If it didn't have that effect, it wouldn't be worth the long stretch of pretentious words he was thinking about.

After this wave is finished, I feel comfortable all over!

It was not easy for water friends to talk about his handsomeness.

No, after speaking, he actually felt more handsome.

Well, sure enough a man should be confident, although he was already confident, now he is even more confident.

Even when making teppanyaki, the back is straight.

People are so confident.

Seeing that the meat was almost cooked, he picked up the chopsticks made of wood, picked up a piece of meat, and put it in his mouth, Ye Tian's eyes lit up.

The taste is completely different from roasted and boiled.

Moreover, this kind of iron plate has a special taste, which is more delicious than roasted ones. With the combination of those fruits and those collected plant spices, it makes him feel unfinished.

I couldn't help but took another piece and put it in my mouth.

Well, I didn't taste the taste, so I took another piece.

Well, this one is eaten too fast, let's grab another piece.

This piece is also good, eat another piece.

One piece after another, in an endless stream.

Ye Tian was the first to discover the stealing in the live broadcast room.

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"Xue Qian, the anchor is stealing food."

"Xue Qian, act quickly! Otherwise, the anchor will eat it up."

"Anchor 23333, you are so unkind!"

"Laughing and crying, it turns out that the anchor will also steal food."

"Hahahaha~~ The anchor is so cute."

"Poor Xue Qian, poor American girl, you are really too slow, when you think you can eat, the anchor will call you? You are too naive, the anchor will never call you when you eat."

"Naive two people, if you give the host a bottle of beer now, he will be drunk alone."

"I want to eat it too. The host's food (╯▽╰) is delicious~~, it must be delicious."

"Upstairs, you bastard, why are you telling such a sad fact."

Although they couldn't see the barrage in the live broadcast room, Xue Qian and Annie soon realized that something was wrong.

Because they found that there was something wrong with Ye Tian's movements.

Stretching his head over secretly, he was immediately dumbfounded.

What about meat?

What about the meat on the iron plate?

Why is it gone?

Ye Tian felt a head sticking out, turned his head to look, saw two small heads, immediately grinned, and at the same time, picked up the last piece of meat with the chopsticks in his hand, put it in his mouth, and chewed it.

At the same time, he said: "Well, I'm just helping you to taste it. It tastes fragrant and tender, a little numb and a little hot. I have to say that the person who made this is very skilled and amazing. I admire this person very much. He can do such a good job." It’s delicious, the seasoning is just right, and the heat is just right, it’s simply a masterpiece, it’s amazing!"

Xue Qian: ""

Annie: ""

Never seen such a brazen person.

Isn’t the person you’re talking about yourself? Is it necessary to turn a corner and praise yourself?

He also said it in a serious manner, making people want to eat but can't.

You just taste it and then it's gone.

Googoo~~

The stomachs of the two let out cries of hunger, and Ye Tian said they were even hungrier.

Especially Xue Qian, with a mournful face, he is so hungry!

"I was wrong, I was wrong, brother Tian, ​​don't play with me, okay?" Xue Qian begged for mercy.

I can't do without begging for mercy, I will be starved to death if I go on like this, I thought it's fine if I can't eat broth, but I can still eat iron plates.

It's good now, the iron plate is gone.

Do you still want to eat wild fruits?

Forget it, let's beg for mercy!

ethics?

Excuse me, what is etiquette? Can morality be eaten?

He wants to eat meat, he wants to eat warm meat, or he will die.

Ye Tian looked blank: "Ah? What are you wrong? Why can't I understand?"

As he spoke, the corners of his mouth curled up unconsciously, and his eyes drifted slightly to the side.

That meaning is obvious, if you say more, I might forgive you.

This expression couldn't be more obvious, so I almost told you directly.

Xue Qian: ""

So angry! Have to smile and beg for forgiveness.

In the live broadcast room, the water friends burst into laughter.

"6666"

"66666"

"Hahaha~~ I learned new knowledge again."

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