Wilderness Lucky God

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The little red river pig's counterattack is also very sharp.

Farted again, louder than the one just now, turned the pig's head, and showed a provocative pig smile again.

Ye Tian let out a loud and unkind laugh: "Hahahahahahaha~~"

Annie also covered her mouth and snickered, her eyes were crescent-shaped, and she smiled beautifully.

Xue Qian: "..."

In the live broadcast room, the water friends have long laughed.

"6666"

"666666"

"Ha ha ha ha"

"Hahahahaha~ I laughed so hard!"

"333... two playwrights, I laughed so hard."

"Little Fat Rat: Hmph~ I make you want to eat me, be careful I will hit you!"

"Little Pig: If you still want to eat me, taste my fart first."

"Hehehe~~ The anchor is back, and I have a backer! I'm not afraid of you!"

"There's nothing wrong with the words upstairs!"

"The bamboo rat and the red river pig are so smart, I really want to raise one."

"It's so cute! It's almost being cute."

"Poor Xue Qian, despised by two animals."

"Little Red River Pig turned around and smiled, I admit that I couldn't get up from laughing."

"Classic smash and classic review, this year's Oscar winners are you."

"333... When will I be as good as you guys!"

"The show of Tihua!"

 …

The little bamboo rat and the little red river pig are too clever,

It was too humane, and it amused everyone, except Xue Qian, of course.

After all, this guy is the one who is despised.

Well, yes, he was actually despised by two animals.

Being thrown away by the forest elephant, and despised by the little bamboo mouse and the little red river pig, this was definitely the most painful day for Xue Qian to come to the rainforest.

Well, his little heart was deeply hurt.

And kind of painful.

So angry! And still dare not do it.

Because once he did it, it didn't mean that he, a human being, was too stingy.

The most important thing is that Ye Tian will not let him do anything when he is back.

With a backer, these two guys are so over the top, it's too bullying.

I knew that before Ye Tian came back, I would teach these two guys a good lesson.

It's a pity that he can't go back to the past, and now he has to bear the contempt of the two little things, so tired!

Ye Tian looked at the two little things in surprise, and said, "I haven't seen you for two days, and my IQ has increased so much, not bad, not bad, good job."

Xue Qian: "..."

Does that mean he's doing a good job, or that the two little things are doing a good job.

No matter which one it was, he felt like an arrow had been shot in his knee, and it was the kind that shot right through his knee.

pain!

Take a break.

Ye Tian started to prepare food, and took out the meat from his carry-on package.

As soon as Xue Qian saw the meat, green light flashed from his eyes, and he dodged to appear beside Ye Tian, ​​which shocked Ye Tian.

He called out guardedly: "Xue Qian, what are you doing?"

Xue Qian fixed his eyes on the meat that Ye Tian took out, his throat throbbed wildly, and asked, "Brother Tian, ​​what kind of meat is this? Are you eating meat today? Is it delicious? Do you need my help?"

It turned out that this guy wanted to eat meat, but this posture was too hasty!

Ye Tian: "I've only been away for two days, why do you feel like you haven't eaten for half a month?"

Hearing this, Xue Qian almost burst into tears.

Xue Qian said with a look of despair: "Brother Tian, ​​I really want to eat. After you left, I didn't even have to drink hot water, let alone eat meat. I can't eat the meat you left behind! Because The way you taught me to make a fire, I can’t make it at all. I know the whole process, but I can’t make a fire. In the end, the hungry can only rely on finding some wild fruits to satisfy their hunger. I still dare not eat it. If you don’t come back, I will I feel like I'm dying."

Ye Tian left a lot of dried black leopard meat, boiled broth, and even ate meat for every meal, it was no problem.

But the key point is that Xue Qian can't make a fire!

Every time he saw Ye Tian making a fire so easily and quickly, and Ye Tian taught him, he thought it would be easy, but when he really started to make a fire, it was full of mistakes and omissions.

He clearly knew all the process, but he couldn't figure it out.

Verified that sentence, imagination is beautiful, but reality is very cruel.

Exhausted!

Doesn't he want to eat something hot?

I can only eat cold wild fruits, maybe I will have diarrhea if I eat too much.

It's because I can't eat it!

Eating wild fruits is also because I am so hungry, I am hungry! I need to eat!

Ye Tian: "..."

Ye Tian was speechless, thinking that at that time, Xue Qian said seriously that he had learned it, that was a kind of self-confidence, how could this kind of fire be difficult to overwhelm him?

Well, it really stumped him.

In the rain forest, no fire means that you will never be able to drink hot water or eat meat.

This is unbearable for anyone who lives in the city.

It's humid here, and there aren't as many snacks as there are supermarkets in the city.

living comfortably without anybody's help.

This sentence seems to be only applicable to Ye Tian at present. For Xue Qian and Annie, they can only do the first half of this sentence.

In the live broadcast room, the water friends have long laughed.

"6666"

"66666"

"Ha ha ha ha"

"Hahahahaha"

"I laughed to death. I still remember that Xue Qian patted his chest and said, such a simple matter of lighting a fire, he can easily handle it."

"3333...This is the naked face-slapping of the real version."

"MMP, I used to feel that I have learned it, but after hearing what Xue Qian said, I have serious doubts about whether I have learned it."

"Upstairs, I thought so too, but now I have doubts about myself."

"Do you think survival in the wilderness is really that simple?"

"The anchor said: Yes, it's really that simple."

"33...Upstairs, you're heartbroken! According to the anchor's style, you would indeed answer like that, but ordinary people like us can't do it at all!"

"To survive, you need to be cautious. Not everyone is an anchor, so don't, don't."

"I have to keep this in mind. I don't know when my head gets hot and I try to survive. I don't even know how to die."

"Thank you for completely dispelling my idea of ​​surviving alone, 33..."

 …

Ye Tian shook his head speechlessly, and said, "Then go find some dry firewood, and you'll be able to drink hot soup soon."

Hearing Ye Tian's words, Xue Qian was immediately full of energy. Without saying a word, he turned around and ran into the rain forest, trying his best to find dry firewood.

That's how people are, they don't cherish what they can get easily every day.

When one day you lose it, you will know how to cherish it.

Just like health, when you lose your health, you are willing to exchange all your wealth for your health.

Humans are such slow-witted animals, and this is also human nature.

"Annie, get some water from your jar, cut some meat, and I'll find some seasoning." Ye Tian arranged some small things for Annie, and turned around and entered the rainforest.

Today I’m going to make some broth, as well as sizzling crocodile meat and sizzling black leopard meat. Well, you can eat it if you want to eat it, but it’s definitely not good to eat it dry. You need some seasoning, chopped green onion, ginger, sesame oil, and cooking wine. alternatives. For mobile phone users, please visit m.reading for a better reading experience.