Wilderness Lucky God

After all, it is impossible for Annie to figure out what the Nascent Soul stage, the combined body stage, the distraction stage, and the out-of-body stage are all about.

But basically they all know it, and even if they don’t, they understand it.

But you must be confused when you tell a foreigner.

This is what Annie is like at this time, with such questions in her mind: "Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?"

Although he understands Huaxia Chinese, he does not understand its essence.

Chinese culture cannot be understood simply by learning characters.

A water friend suddenly said: "By the way, anchor, you haven't told a joke for a long time, this meeting is just fine, let's have a few!"

As soon as this remark was said, it immediately aroused the high approval of the vast number of water friends, both ideologically and spiritually.

"Yep."

"I agree!"

"Yeah! It's been a long time since I've heard the host tell a joke, no wonder I feel uncomfortable."

"Hurry up and get a few hundred, don't be surprised!"

"Hahahaha~~ Highly agree!"

 …

Ye Tian was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said, "That's fine! I haven't talked about it for a long time, so I'll come to a few today."

When the forest elephant started running, to be honest, Annie was afraid to death, but gradually, she became more relaxed, but she still didn't dare to let go while holding Ye Tian's arm.

Listening to Ye Tian's words at this time, he pricked up his ears curiously and listened quietly.

She found that Ye Tian's profession is amazing, well, the aerial photography plane in the sky is also amazing.

Ye Tian thought for a while, then raised his head, and said with a smile: "Listen up, everyone. Two men are pursuing a beautiful woman at the same time. They asked out for dinner. The beautiful woman said: introduce yourself, whoever makes me satisfied will be with you tonight." Who is going? A man thought about it, took out a vegetable leaf, put seven fishbone on it, the beauty's eyes lit up immediately, her heart was full of joy, and her eyes were full of spring. The other man was neither arrogant nor rash, and also took out a vegetable leaf, Put seven fishbone in the same way, and then called the waiter, and put another spoon on top of the fishbone! The beauty saw this, without saying a word, she took the second man away...Come on! Water friends ,

Open it to your little heads, and answer it! "

While speaking, Ye Tian had a lewd smile on his face, yes, a lewd and profound smile.

In the live broadcast room, the water friends looked confused.

"???"

"?????"

"What the hell?"

"I don't understand!"

"Do you understand?"

"A dazed face? Did you take it away?"

"This is too casual!"

"Don't worry, the anchor won't say nonsense, let me think about it."

"One leaf? Seven thorns? What is this?"

"Damn it! I understand, it's seven times a night, and it's thanks to the blessing upstairs."

"66666... ​​Nima, awesome! It's okay."

"66666666666"

"Anchor, why don't you go to heaven!"

"Don't worry, this question is not over yet! The beauty took away the second man."

"It seems to be, why is there a spoon on the thorn?"

"A stab and a spoon? What does that mean?"

"One leaf with seven thorns, one thorn and one spoon, it should be this, but there is an explanation in this text."

"Hiss! I understand, Shao. In fact, many times it can be said that the answer is solved. Seven times a night, one hour at a time."

"66666... ​​I was shocked by a thousand words, but I can only condense it into two words - awesome!"

"Dick! The master is among the people, and I kneel down!"

"The anchor is awesome, the title is profound, it's awesome."

"Admit! I accept! Don't accept anything, the anchor, I will accept you!"

"Seeing this water friend's answer, I suddenly came to my senses, and a single word awakened the dreamer."

"Seeing you, I understand my IQ."

"When will I be as good as you guys?"

"233333...."

 …

Ye Tian was also taken aback, looked at the live broadcast room in surprise, gave a thumbs up, and said, "Yes! I didn't expect you to figure it out so quickly. Sure enough, under the influence of my profound culture, your progress is remarkable. And visible."

"Hahaha, anchor, thank you, thank you!"

"Concession! Concession! Compared with the anchor, it is much, much worse."

"Hehehe~~ This topic is good."

"23333... Sure enough, in the end, I couldn't help but praise myself."

"666666... ​​I will serve you!"

"Anchor, come again, come again! I am full of fighting spirit now."

 …

But at this moment, Annie, who had been thinking hard, couldn't figure it out. She couldn't see the barrage on the screen of the aerial camera. Every time Ye Tian looked up at the aerial camera, the system actually had a shortcut light curtain. is invisible.

If other people want to see the barrage, they have to get close to the screen that comes with the aerial camera.

So seeing what Ye Tian said, Annie looked very curious, and couldn't help stretching her head out to ask: "What...what does that mean? Why did that woman go with the second man?"

Ye Tian: "..."

He just forgot about this annoying little fairy, and sprayed his breath directly on his face. To be honest, this action is very ambiguous, and only couples can do this in the city.

Especially this movement made the originally peaceful atmosphere thicker, and the atmosphere began to change.

This action has a strong provocative effect on men.

Obviously the American girl didn't notice, but looked at him curiously, waiting for his answer.

"You really want to know?" Ye Tian raised his eyebrows, the answer was very explosive.

"Huh?!" Annie was taken aback for a moment, she didn't understand this rhetorical question, what can't be known about it, isn't it just an answer? So say, "Yeah! I want to know."

The desire for knowledge and the indomitable spirit of knowledge are fully displayed at this time.

"Then I'll tell you!" Ye Tian spread his hands and said, "I just don't like to lie, I'm very honest, and I can actually do it too. The answer is, seven times a night, one hour at a time, I understand. ! Why did the woman choose the second man?"

Saying that, Ye Tian winked at Annie with a smile on his face.

Annie didn't understand at first, but when she saw Ye Tian's smirk, she filtered it again in her brain. With a swipe, her head suddenly retracted, then lowered, faintly visible, her little face flushed with embarrassment.

It's a pity that Ye Tian couldn't see it, but she could tell from her actions that she understood.

In the live broadcast room.

"6666'"

"6666666"

"Anchor, just sneak, this kind of pick up position, I learned it, I learned it."

"233333....I thought the anchor wouldn't say it, but I never expected it, so I said it directly."

"Upstairs, you are still too young, who is the anchor? The routine of the anchor will never be clear."

"You didn't pay attention to the point! The anchor said: I can do it too, this sentence is called Sao."

"It seems that there really is, 6666...the anchor, awesome!"

"Anchor, people don't believe it, unless you try it on me."

"Upstairs, there must be a big man who picks his feet."

"23333...【vomiting expression】"

"Hahahahaha~~~~"

"Anchor, hurry up and make another one."

"Yes, yes, come again!"

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