Wilderness Lucky God

"President Ma, what's wrong with you? Why did you fall to the ground?" The female secretary with big breasts and buttocks outside heard the movement, and hurriedly opened the door to come in. When she saw the boss sitting on the ground, she trotted over and said worriedly. .

Grinning his teeth in pain, Mr. Ma's head was full of black lines at this time, and the corners of his eyes kept twitching, MMP, I foolishly believed it, and even thought about it seriously.

No wonder I couldn't think of it, because it didn't exist in the first place.

Socialist successor....

MD, I actually believed this guy's nonsense.

The key is that thinking about what Ye Tian said before, there is nothing wrong with it.

Everyone in the live broadcast room was terrified. They were all ready to accept the shocking secret. Even if Ye Tian said that he was the son of the ****, they were all ready to believe it.

But he never expected, and he flashed his old waist again.

"Hey! Yaoyaoling! I overturned, yes, yes, still in the same place."

"MMP, my internal injuries are scared out of my honorable status as an anchor!"

"Hey, hold the grass! I was obviously lying on the bed, and I was so scared that I fell directly to the ground."

"Damn! Anchor, pay me for my phone, my phone fell into the toilet."

"2333333...Anchor, your identity is so respectful, there is nothing wrong with you!"

"66666...too coquettish anchor, flashed my waist again!"

"Puff puff puff, this is the first time I've grown up and realized that my identity is so noble. 【Laughing and crying expression】"

"The cheating anchor, I was frightened for a while, I really thought you said something shocking and weeping ghosts and gods."

"Actually, I've seen through everything wittily. By the way, where's my waist? Where's my waist?"

......

The live broadcast immediately exploded, and everyone was (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ gone.

Annie, who had also been fooled by Ye Tian at the side, was laughing while clutching her stomach.

She originally thought that Ye Tian was a big shot,

Well, the results caught people off guard.

Pooh!

In the end, Ye Tian couldn't pretend anymore, and couldn't help laughing, so much that he couldn't straighten up.

Seeing Ye Tian and Annie smiling happily, the water friends also laughed in front of the screen.

This noble status is really noble, and no one has the power to refute it.

And at this time, the boss finally asked his own question, otherwise he was afraid that he would be led into the pit again.

[I'm not interested in money]: ...I'm convinced! By the way, Mr. Ye, do the various parts of the crocodile really have as many functions as you said?

Seeing it in the live broadcast room, he immediately started to flirt.

"Who is Mr. Ye?"

"Yes! Anchor, who is Mr. Ye?"

"I don't know, me? My name is Ye."

"Yes, yes, I am calling you upstairs!"

"Are you stupid? The host's surname is Ye!"

"What does the local tyrant want?"

"I feel that the local tyrant wants to get a crocodile to eat, but I'm not sure if everything the anchor said is right."

"6666...is worthy of being a local tyrant!"

 …

The live broadcast room is originally a place for funny chatting, no matter what your identity is, you can joke here, after all, you can't see your true colors.

However, the quality of the water friends in Ye Tian's live broadcast room is quite good, unlike some places where some people hide behind the screen to vent their negative emotions.

When Ye Tian saw the words in the live broadcast room, he couldn't help but sigh a little. The smile on his face gradually disappeared. He stood up, raised his head, and pointed his chin forward forty-five degrees, and sighed: "Someone used to call me Ye Tian, ​​but later someone called me Brother Ye, and now everyone calls me Mr. Ye."

Boss: "..."

Water friends: "..."

One second into the play, damn it! Accidentally pretended to be a jerk again, and it was the kind that was very dazzling through the screen.

"6666"

"666666"

"This is so hard, I'm caught off guard!"

"Can't guard, can't guard, the anchor accidentally pretended to be aggressive."

"MMP, anchor, if you are in the city like this, you will definitely be beaten. You are too pretentious."

"It turns out that you can still pretend like this. I have learned, I have learned."

 …

In his own office, the boss who kicked out the secretary looked at the computer screen, very speechless.

It seemed that the topic had been misled again, he felt deeply helpless, and his heart was so tired!

After Ye Tian pretended to be aggressive, he quickly squatted down and continued to roast the crocodile meat. He was still paying attention to the crocodile meat!

Quickly sprinkle the prepared seasonings evenly and roll over the flames.

For a moment, everyone's eyes were on the crocodile, and as it kept rolling, the meat and the fire kept touching, making a sound of oily cooking, and it was slowly cooking.

Annie on the side kept swallowing her saliva at this time. Although she ate a lot of wild fruits, they were fruits after all. At this time, looking at the crocodile meat on the flames, to be honest, she was a little bit conflicted at first, after all, she had never eaten it before. , can this be eaten?

But as it continued to take shape, she felt that the saliva in her mouth was constantly increasing, her Adam's apple was shaking, and her stomach was twitching...

All yearning for her to eat meat.

Human beings are like this. When you see the bloody side, for example, when you see a pig being slaughtered, you don’t want to eat pork anymore. When you see the way a live dog looks at you before dying, you don’t want to eat dog meat anymore.

But if it is made into finished meat, there will be no such psychological barriers, and you can eat it with peace of mind.

"alright!"

Ye Tian's eyes lit up, he got up suddenly, picked up the grill, it was movable, and pulled out the crocodile skewers one by one with his hands, it was so hot that he grinned.

Place them one by one on the leaves that have been prepared earlier.

Plug in a new round of crocodile meat for a second grill.

Looking at the eager eyes of the American girl, Ye Tian picked up one and handed it over, and said with a smile: "Eat it, try my craft."

Annie immediately took it, hesitated for a moment, and stuffed it into her mouth, her eyes lit up immediately, the outside was a little burnt, but the meat was tender and delicious, and with the seasoning, it was delicious.

But the bamboo stick is not hot anymore, but the meat is hot!

He opened his mouth wide from being burned, and kept breathing.

But I can't bear to spit it out!

"Hahahaha~~"

Seeing the laughter, Ye Tian casually picked up one, stuffed it into his mouth, narrowed his eyes immediately, and said proudly: "Not bad, not bad, my craft has improved."

In the live broadcast room, the water friends started to make noise again.

"Ahhh, I'm so hungry!"

"Anchor, what does crocodile meat taste like? I haven't eaten it yet?"

"I'm so envious of the anchor, anchor, will you marry me? I'll just eat with you."

"Crocodile meat skewers, I really want to eat, I really want to eat, anchor, tell me how it tastes?"

"Anchor, anchor, hurry up! My saliva is almost overflowing."

"Damn, lean! This is no wilderness, it's simply tourism, and a luxury ten-day tour in Europe can't compare."

"Anchor, share a bite with me, okay? Just one bite."

 …

Seeing these bullet screens, Ye Tian rolled his eyes, and said speechlessly: "Just take a look, I don't have the ability to send them to you, but I have a suggestion, you can come from my live broadcast room, come here I'll invite you to eat together, ten people are fine, come here quickly."

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