Wilderness Lucky God

Chapter 187? This stupid bird

at the same time.

"there is only one truth!"

"there is only one truth!"

"there is only one truth!"

The similar voices coming from all around made Ye Tian feel a little angry.

I felt a chill all over my body just now, but once I saw through this kind of thing, it felt ridiculous, and I was actually fooled by this thing.

It's like a street performer, holding a copper plate in an oil pan. This kind of trick looks very bluffing, isn't it just taking advantage of people's fear?

It's just that ordinary people dare not do it, so it looks so awesome!

Just like you are walking in the forest, a person suddenly hears his own voice from a distance, it will be scared to pee.

Even on a remote side road, in an office building late at night, or in a dark underground parking lot, if you suddenly hear your own voice, think about how fucked it would be.

So now Ye Tian is very angry!

Without saying a word, he squatted down, picked up a few stones from the ground, and smashed them one by one towards the place where the sound came from.

You said, if one side is okay, it will come from all around.

This thing will scare people.

Ye Tian knows that animals sometimes do things through some instincts, in order to protect themselves, like a chameleon changing color, just for a better survival.

Animals will glare and roar whenever they encounter opponents, also to protect themselves.

Even though I knew this, I was still angry.

Whoosh!

Whoosh!

Whoosh!

The stones fell directly into the grass.

Immediately, like a bird frightened, a bird flew out of it.

Three birds flew directly from the east!

colorful feathers,

Anti-toed feet, with two toes forward and two backwards, suitable for grasping, the beak is curved like a barb, which is strong and powerful, and can eat hard-shelled fruits at a glance.

Yep, it's a parrot.

Good at imitating sounds, including human speech.

That's right, it was this turtle grandson who shocked Ye Tian and scared the water friends in the live broadcast room into a nervous state.

As soon as I saw the flying bird, the live broadcast room immediately complained and went crazy.

"wipe!"

"It turned out to be just a parrot."

"Damn, I'm scared to death, and I'm going to collect the corpse for the anchor."

"Actually, I already guessed it~!"

"This aftermath of the upstairs! Obviously I found it witty long ago."

When he saw the parrot that flew out, Ye Tian was very angry.

The stone in his hand was aimed at the one with the most gorgeous and beautiful feathers, and smashed it on the head.

Whoosh!

Snapped!

I don't know if it was good luck, or the bird was so stupid that he hit it.

"Gah!"

With a scream, the parrot fell directly to the ground.

Ye Tian was also stunned, he didn't expect his anger to hit the next blow.

For a while, I was a little confused, I just wanted to shout

No, the water friends in the live broadcast room have already shouted his heart out.

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"It actually hit, the anchor is awesome!"

"It's all right, how do you feel that the parrot took the initiative to join up?"

"Hahaha~~ This sharp hidden weapon technique, professional posture, and confident look all say that the anchor is a martial arts master who hides from the world."

"If I hadn't seen the stunned look of the anchor, I would have believed him."

"Anchor: I also said that he really hit it."

Just like now, when everyone knew that it was this bird who made the sound, they felt relieved.

As for the fear of the unknown?

I don't know where to throw it for a long time, and there is a ghost's fear.

Parrots learn tongues!

Although many people haven't really seen it, they have heard it on TV, in magazines, in movies, in books, or in life. It's just a broken bird who can imitate some people's words.

How can one be afraid?

It's like you don't know what bug bites you, and then there are signs of pain, acidity, swelling, fever, etc., people will have fear, fear of death, fear of toxins, and worry about whether they will die like this , will it

Then when you know that it was an ant that bit you, and everything else is fantasy, all of a sudden you leave everything behind, and you crush the ant with one hand, and then nothing happens.

Now everyone just wants to watch the fun.

Ye Tian stepped forward, don't say, the parrot that was smashed down turned out to be fine, there was a scream, but when Ye Tian walked in front of him, the parrot was ready to run away.

But before he could fly, he was pinched by Ye Tian.

"Quack quack~"

It's useless to call, after all, the hearts of the parties are different from those of watching the play. The water friends turn around and forget, but Ye Tian hasn't forgotten.

Snapped!

He slapped the parrot on the head and said viciously, "You stupid bird! You can't even compare to my bird, so dare to scare me. Believe it or not, I will let the bird out and make you die of inferiority."

The parrot looked dazed and was knocked unconscious by Ye Tian, ​​and looked at Ye Tian blankly.

who I am? where am i? what am i doing?

This is the true portrayal of this parrot!

Then the parrot heard Ye Tian's words, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said this to Ye Tian loudly and passionately: "You stupid bird! Even my bird is not comparable to me, so dare to scare me, Believe it or not, Lao Tzu released the bird and made you humble yourself to death."

Instinct!

If the parrot can think for itself, it will immediately explain: "It's instinct! I can't control myself!"

However not if.

The voice is shrill, and at this time, it is quite different from Ye Tian's voice, but it does sound vivid, and even the emotions in it are imitated, which is much stronger and more similar than that of ordinary parrots.

But now, Ye Tian doesn't have the energy to think about this, because he is now despised by a bird.

Angry Ye Tian: "You stupid bird!"

Parrot: "You stupid bird!"

Ye Tian: "You damn birdman!"

Parrot: "You goddamn birdman!"

Ye Tian: "Believe it or not, I will kill you, a broken bird!"

Parrot: "Believe it or not, I will kill you, a broken bird!"

One sentence per person, no, one person and one bird, every sentence, scolded.

It was a quarrel, and I didn't want to let it go.

Mutual exchange!

But the water friends in the live broadcast room laughed.

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"I've only seen people quarreling with people, but I haven't seen people and birds."

"Hahaha~~ I'm dying of laughter!"

"The anchor is so stupid, even a bird can't make a noise, hahahaha~~"

"Anchor, I want your bird!"

"Upstairs, do you want the anchor's bird, or the anchor's bird?"

"Huaxiahua is so broad and profound, he actually understands it, sin, sin!"

"Get me out of the car, isn't this a car for kindergarten?"

"Talent! Talent! Two words, sigh! Sigh!"

"I feel that this bird will die soon, and the anchor will be beastly, peeling skin and cramping, and roasting it to eat!"

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