Wilderness Lucky God

thump.

thump.

Hearing the loud footsteps getting closer and closer, Ye Tian's heart was beating so fast that the stopwatch couldn't keep up.

Climbing trees?

Nima, climbing a tree has an egg. Orangutans can climb faster than you and are even more ruthless. Do you really think gorillas can't climb trees? This year, even tigers and lions can climb trees, and even pigs can climb trees. Don't be ridiculous, the world is more complicated than you think.

Then he turned around and ran, his speed was still very fast, surpassing ordinary people.

The lightning-fast black shadow of the gorilla on the tree just now appeared in his mind, and his heart suddenly became cold again.

The brain has never turned so fast, ten thousand thoughts rose from the mind in an instant, and then they were directly denied one by one.

"System, let me transform into Ultraman, the little monster is here, quickly bring my transforming device." Ye Tian issued an urgent distress signal.

system:"......"

"System, hurry up, this is not the time to be awkward, I am caught by this gorilla, you will become a piece of shit." Ye Tian can already feel the bellows-like breathing of the gorilla behind the tree .

system:"......"

"Hey! Hey! Call the system, call the system, the system, you are here, give me a squeak, please?" Ye Tian continued.

Finally, the system responded this time.

System: "Squeak ~ the user you are calling is not in the service area, please call again later. The subscriber you are calling is not in the service area, please dial it later." To be honest, the voice and the echo of the call that cannot be reached are nothing Same.

Ye Tian: "..."

your sister! You really squeaked,

What does the latter mean.

Ye Tian scolded: "System, are you mentally retarded? You imitate a mouse and you think you are a mouse, what about your brain? Can't I hear you when you imitate the phone recording and leave a message? Playing with such a wise and intelligent host like you, It's too tender, get out, roll in front of me, and serve me, it's your honor."

System: "Squeak~"

Ye Tian really wanted to scold this unscrupulous and unscrupulous system again, but the gorilla has already arrived, I Di Tian, ​​I can't die so unclear, great and beautiful life, for his kind of eight or nine o'clock in the morning The little sun has only just begun, and it must be hard, or it will turn into poop, and it can even water the flowers.

Just as Ye Tian was about to take out his sharp blade to fight with the gorilla, with a swoosh, a red thing jumped out of nowhere, and ran past Ye Tian at a very fast speed, which shocked Ye Tian. shiver.

It's not just Ye Tian alone here, there is also a humanoid, a gorilla. The gorilla is preparing to grab a two-legged creature in the deep forest that it has never seen before as a toy, and try it in an instant to see if it is delicious.

Unexpectedly, a shadow suddenly ran past it, startling the gorilla, and the huge body trembled as visible to the naked eye. This is the instinct of animals.

Ordinary human beings! After encountering such a thing, I will mumble a few words, but what about the gorilla? Damn, you dare to scare me, I will tear you apart.

This means that Ye Tian deduced from the gorilla's chest beating and roaring, and it probably means this.

Roar! ! !

There was an angry roar, it was called an earth-shattering cry, Ye Tian only felt his ears buzzing, he was too close, even the big tree behind him was trembling, I don't know if it was his illusion, he seemed to see When God was smiling at him, he seemed to hear that his daughter was going to marry him.

In the blink of an eye, he seemed to have passed a long time, enough for him to have a second child with God's daughter, and did a lot of indescribable things, that is, the way God kept looking at him made him a little hairy.

When he woke up, he only saw the gorilla flying through the jungle, roaring and chasing the red shadow that had startled it before.

Ye Tian sighed and said: "IQ is a good thing, knowledge is a good thing, I just sent my little brother to use the trick to lure the gorilla away, so you guys! Study hard and follow me. Otherwise, it will only be like this uneducated gorilla, using strength alone, it will be very disadvantageous."

"23333....The anchor started to pretend again."

"Brother orangutan, come back quickly and take the anchor away!"

"If I hadn't just seen the anchor trembling with fright, I would have thought that what the anchor said was true. Life is full of routines. I feel that the longest road I have traveled is the anchor's routine."

"Anchor, do you feel that the shadow that rushed past just now is a little familiar?"

"I didn't see it clearly. The speed was too fast. Our attention was on the anchor and the gorilla, and we didn't pay attention at all."

"I've optimized the video just now. Although it's still blurry, it can be seen that it looks like a pig, but this pig seems to be a little weird. Never seen one of this breed, but don't tell me, this weird pig can run really fast."

"...that was stung by a bee."

"It won't be the handle, it won't be the Red River Pig handle that morning."

"What? It's the one that screamed terribly, as if 10 people took turns to do some filthy things without interruption. It can be said that the red river pig who was sobbing and blocked all the bees by the anchor?? Brother Pig TWO? ??"

"If the little brother who handles the video is really right, it should be Brother Pig TWO."

"23333...Brother Pig was so heroic back then. I didn't expect Brother Pig TWO to be inferior to Brother Pig, and one generation is stronger than the other."

"Although I had long expected that the anchor would save the day, I didn't expect that it was Brother Pig TWO who came out to be the gun and mourned for Brother Pig TWO."

"Silence +1 for Brother Pig TWO."

"Silence +2 for Brother Pig TWO."

"Mourning +1008611 for Brother Pig TWO."

"CALL crazy for Brother Pig TWO."

"The story that the anchor and Brother Pig have to tell, evil fate, evil fate!"

......

"Ah?! Brother Pig TWO??"

Ye Tian was also stunned, touched his chin, recalled it, and murmured: "So, that shadow is indeed a little familiar, and I heard a voice that made me run quickly, really good man, no, good pig, wait for me Go back and give the pig a bag of pig feed."

The gorilla was gone, the crisis was over, and Ye Tian felt relieved immediately. The tall and strong gorilla gave him a lot of pressure, and he felt a sense of crisis, although it was not the most dangerous one he had encountered so far. The danger to the python is not small, but it is definitely the most difficult thing for Ye Tian to deal with right now.

Poisoned can be detoxified, and injured can be killed by adventure, but the gorilla is too powerful, and he may fracture with a slight touch. For Brother Pig TWO, he is full of gratitude.

Sure enough, wherever, Brother Pig is a good person who helps him when he sees injustice. In the future, he will definitely go back and give him a photo of Lei Feng, to commemorate the days when he was willing to help, and let him keep this fine tradition and greatness. Comrade Lei Feng continued to study.