Wilderness Lucky God

"It's not a serious butt at first glance."

"I seem to smell AV."

"I was so scared that I ran out quickly. This scene cannot be seen by my wife."

"They're all talents, they're all old drivers. You guys are so bad, you drive openly and don't take me with you."

"You guys, the key is to eat! I feel delicious across the screen. I just ate and I'm hungry again."

"Is that why you're single?"

......

Xue Qian devoured it so much that he even chewed the bones and ate it, making the eyes of all the foodies across the screen redden, especially Xue Qian's eating appearance, which inspired many people's gastrointestinal movements.

People are so strange, maybe sometimes they are not hungry, but when others eat a lot, it will arouse their appetite.

"Any more?"

After Xue Qian finished eating, he turned to look at Ye Tian, ​​his face full of desire to eat: "It's so delicious, I'm not full yet."

"What else is there to do?"

Ye Tian waved the remaining chicken bones in his hand and burped contentedly: "Hiccup~~"

"No." Xue Qian looked disgusted, turned his head and suddenly saw the little red river pig next to him, his eyes lit up, and said, "Brother Tian, ​​we also roasted this pig, this pig must be very good roasted. Eat, gugu." Saying that, she couldn't help swallowing her saliva.

Ye Tian casually threw the chicken bones to the Red River Pig, burped again, lay on the hay beside him, changed a comfortable position, and said casually: "According to scientific research, eating too much is too heavy for the body. , very bad, it will not only cause more damage to the five internal organs in the long run, but also shorten the lifespan of people, and it is easy to fall asleep, it is very bad for you to build a super invincible solid wooden raft."

Xue Qian: "...Really? Why do I feel like you are fooling me? You eat more than me, so it's not bad for your body."

Ye Tian: "Yes! So I am willing to bear the sins of my body. Look, am I great and good to you?"

Xue Qian: "I..."

"6666"

"666666"

"The anchor's way is too deep, I almost believe it."

"The urban routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside."

"Money is the source of evil, everyone, give me all your money, and let me bear the sin alone. [Proud] [Proud]"

"My expression is the same as Xue Qian's, with a confused look on my face."

......

Ye Tian suddenly asked, "Xue Qian, how is the raft doing?"

Xue Qian's face was a little weird, and he said, "This... this is progressing very smoothly, and it will be done soon."

When Ye Tian heard this, his heart suddenly went up and down. If Xue Qian said that the progress was not going well, he would not worry. After all, this should be the case, but now he says that the progress is going well, this is not scientific!

He swallowed and said, "Xue Qian, don't worry, take your time,

There is so much time, to make a super invincible and strong raft, you must consider all aspects, and you must not miss the details and make it shoddy. "

Xue Qian looked confident: "Don't worry, although I encountered some difficulties, but with my ingenuity, I can complete it in three days, and I can definitely complete the super invincible solid wooden raft."

Ye Tian thought to himself that it was because of your intelligence that I and he were more worried, but he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, because Xue Qian said that he encountered some hardships, which should be the case.

If Xue Qian knew what Ye Tian was thinking, he would definitely spit on his face.

Ye Tian still persuaded: "Xue Qian, do it slowly, don't be too anxious, as the saying goes, work slowly and work hard, and you must polish it well."

Xue Qian said speechlessly: "Hey, Brother Tian, ​​listening to you, you don't believe me!"

Ye Tian nodded: "Yes, you are right."

Xue Qian: "...for an egg, or a brother, believe it or not, I flip the table, even if you don't believe me, you can't answer like this, do you know how much harm this answer will do to me? Unless you give me more Roast a chicken, and I have to eat the butt of the chicken, so that the wounds in my heart can be healed."

Ye Tian replied like this: "It's okay, I have to continue to hurt anyway. There are many torn scars, so I'm used to it."

Xue Qian's face is sore, he really wants to rush to beat him, and bully others to gain the upper hand verbally.

After holding it for a long time, I choked out a sentence: "If it wasn't for me who couldn't beat you, I would definitely kill you."

Ye Tian grinned, with a proud expression on his face, that's right, you just couldn't beat me, changed a more comfortable posture, faced the sun head-on, and said with a smile: "As Lu Xun said, the real A brave warrior, dare to face the bleak life, dare to face the dripping blood, Xue Qian, you are halfway done."

When Xue Qian was told this by Ye Tian, ​​he thought that Ye Tian was praising him, and his face suddenly became proud and said, "So, I have become a warrior?" Clay clothes, raised his chest, and looked righteous.

The smile on his face froze as soon as it rose.

"Do not."

Ye Tian said: "You have only completed a bleak life, and you are far from being a warrior? You are still far from it. No, you seem to have to face your bleak life."

Hearing the back, Xue Qian thought that Ye Tian changed his words, but he did not expect another knife.

Xue Qian: "..."

Ang Ang.

The little red river pig chewed on the chicken bones that Ye Tian threw to it, and it was always fun to eat. Not to mention, the mouth of this stuff is really good. It is a match for the dogs. The chicken bones are crunching. The chicken bones baked out of the chicken are very hard, and this guy can actually bite and make a satisfying cry from time to time, as if he is also a foodie.

Only then did Xue Qian realize that the original rope on the little red river pig was not there, and it had been untied. After all, breaking free was not the case.

Although he wondered why the little red river pig didn't run away, he couldn't help but ask: "Brother Tian, ​​how did you untangle the rope on its body, aren't you afraid of it running away? We won't have any meat to eat if it runs away." After eating the hare and pheasant, only the red river pig is left. If it runs away, it will really run out of rations. [Little Fatty: And me. 】

Ye Tian opened his eyes, his heads were superimposed on the back of his head, and he glanced at the little red river pig who was chewing on his bones, and complained in his heart: "It looks like a pig, people who don't know it, think it's a dog, actually Likes to chew on bones."

He said casually: "Because I saw the pig and thought about the pig, something happened when I robbed the honeycomb, so when I came back, I put this stock away, but I didn't expect this stock to stick around, so I used him as a reserve for the time being. Food to support."

See the pig and think about the pig?

Excuse, me? ? ? ?

What the hell is this, I have only heard of seeing people and people, but never heard of seeing pigs and thinking about pigs, and this kind of operation? Did you miss something important?

Xue Qian was stunned and confused. He was doubting life and accepting this new vocabulary.