Wilderness Lucky God

Chapter 150 Porn Anchor

Although there was no hope in the first place, at least there was still a glimmer of hope, with a little expectation, but when I heard this answer, I suddenly felt hopeless, and there was not even the last glimmer of hope.

"But I still don't know what to do, and I don't have any tools." Jian Nan looked innocent.

"Haven't you seen Bamboo Raft?" Ye Tianxin was so tired.

"No." Jian Nan shook his head.

"Idiot, haven't you seen it on TV? Those martial arts dramas! Ancient costume dramas! There is always some impression that those who cross the river, all masters like to be boatmen, or masters who cross the river like to take boats." Ye Tian explained.

"Oh! I've seen this before." Jian Nan suddenly realized.

"That's good, follow the gourd and draw the scoop and build a super invincible and strong bamboo raft." Ye Tian breathed a sigh of relief.

"Oh, what about the tools?" Jiannan continued to ask.

"It's good to have a knife, this is mine..." Ye Tian said and was about to take out the sharp blade.

System: "System items cannot be handed over to Jiannan for use, otherwise it will be regarded as indirect help, and the difficulty of the task will increase tenfold."

"me....."

Ye Tiantian was trembling all over, gritted his teeth and raised his middle finger fiercely, and said, "I'm sorry! System."

System: "Host, I have no holes, you can't live with me."

Ye Tian: "..." What you said makes sense.

"Knife! I have it. I will complete the task that the organization handed me over." Jian Nan was full of energy, turned his head back to the small bamboo house, and took out a machete directly from his backpack.

Ye Tian was stunned for a moment, this guy still has a knife? Carry a knife on the plane! How did this thing get through security?

However, I was relieved. It would be much more convenient to have a knife. Otherwise, it would be difficult to make a boat with the virtue of this guy.

Jian Nan is very motivated. He picked up the machete and walked towards the bamboo forest. He was arrogant. In order to do a meaningful thing, he fought hard, otherwise even a bamboo rat could bully him, which is really terrible. At that moment, his soul was deeply hurt.

Ye Tian thought about it and walked towards the bamboo forest. Ye Tian was still a little worried. In the woods, anything could happen, and humans could become prey to animals at any time here.

System: "Don't worry, host, Jian Nan is considered to be in the protection mechanism of the system. At most, he will suffer a little bit, his dignity will be insulted a little bit, and his life will not be in danger."

Ye Tian immediately felt relieved, but still said: "But I still despise you, as a system, you must be responsible to the host, for example, take the initiative to tell the host certain rules and so on, on this point, you have done very poorly In place, it can be said that you are not in place as the system, the system is dereliction of duty, you are not a good employee, how can you get my praise and everyone's praise? This is a major dereliction of duty for you to comply with the labor law..."

System: "..." You can't finish, I have a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not.

After saying that, Bamboo Forest didn't go either, he turned around and walked away.

Taking advantage of this time, Ye Tian can also do other things.

Looking back at a little red river pig and a pheasant still tied under a tree.

Ye Tian shook his head, took the mango and threw it in front of the little red river pig and pheasant.

When the little red river pig saw the food, he unceremoniously ate it.

When Ye Tian saw the little red river pig, he remembered the pig brother and the little monkey he met on the desert island before, and he didn't know how they were doing.

Standing up, distinguishing the direction, Ye Tian walked into the woods.

After walking through the trap, as Jian Nan said, no prey was caught, and it was empty.

Ye Tian thought about going forward to see if he could find other fruits or something. Eating mangoes alone would be very boring.

After walking for a while, Ye Tian suddenly heard a buzzing sound nearby.

Ye Tian was instantly overjoyed. There were bees nearby, which meant that there was honey.

After identifying the sound, Ye Tian followed the sound and walked forward.

Soon, in front of a sturdy tree, Ye Tian stopped and heard the sound coming from here.

But when I looked up, I saw only a swarm of bees. I looked around, but I didn't see a honeycomb.

A smile appeared at the corner of Ye Tian's mouth, because Ye Tian knew that there is a kind of bee that does not build its nest outside the tree, but inside the tree, so as to avoid the harassment of monkeys and orangutans.

After walking around the tree a few times, Ye Tian had almost guessed the location of the honeycomb, but how Ye Tian felt, there was a feeling of deja vu.

Ye Tian didn't climb up to get honey for the first time.

Instead, he walked into a quagmire and took off his clothes and pants.

When the water friends saw it, they said quickly.

"Fuck, porn anchor!"

"Take off your pants at every turn, okay?"

"Nima, didn't you supervise to rectify it?"

"I've already called the police. Hey, Yao Yaoling, there are people here who take off their pants."

"Hahaha, did you find it? The anchor's underwear still has SpongeBob SquarePants printed on it."

"Hahaha, SpongeBob SquarePants, 66666."

.....

Ye Tian ignored the water friend, stepped on his foot, and walked directly into the quagmire, his abdominal muscles suddenly began to roll.

The water friends were stunned and dumbfounded. When Ye Tian walked out of the quagmire, his whole body had turned into a dark clay figurine.

Ye Tian then grinned and said, "You don't understand this, right? There is a honeycomb in this tree, and the anchor is going to get the honey out."

The water friends were taken aback and asked.

"Then why are you rolling in the mud like a little black person, what does it have to do with you making honey?"

"You think the bees won't find you in this way?"

"Anchor, I don't read much, don't fool me."

"The bee said: Don't think I don't know you if you change your appearance."

"I don't understand the rationale at all."

"Looks like it's time to learn something new."

......

Ye Tian explained with a smile: "It doesn't matter, it does matter a lot. Bees have 2 large compound eyes and 3 small single eyes, and each of their compound eyes consists of about 6,000 single eyes. Our eyes, What is seen is a complete image constructed by a single retina. The image seen by the bee's eyes is composed of many very large separated single points, which means that the bee is short-sighted, but the bee's The sense of smell is very sensitive, and he hates the smell of sweat, so the anchor smeared mud all over his body, the first is to disturb the sight of the bees, and the second is to cover up the smell on his body, understand?"

After listening to Ye Tian's theory, the water friends were immediately stunned.

"Damn it, damn it!"

"There is still such an operation? Awesome!"

"It turns out that it can still be like this. As long as my body is covered with mud, the bees will not bite."

"awesome!"

"I was stunned. The bees turned out to be such bees. I didn't expect the eyes of bees to be so different from those of us humans. The little friends were stunned."

"I said that I will take the professional knowledge of the anchor and kneel."

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