Wilderness Lucky God

Ye Tian said: "Okay, don't make trouble, brother, in our life, in fact, when we encounter this kind of trouble, as a man, we should be cowardly. Of course, you can tell me the specific things, I Although there is no wine now, you have a story!"

"It's like this, I've been in a relationship with my girlfriend for three years, and I've already said that I'm going to get married, but some time ago I found out that my girlfriend came home more and more late after get off work, and I became suspicious and thought she was empathetic and secretive. I followed her and found that she got into a Mercedes-Benz. After struggling for a while, I had a showdown with her, and I said a lot of ugly things, which drove her away."

"I'm going, big brother, this is cuckolding you!"

"Golden women, there are too many gold-worshiping women in this society now, don't be too sad, just take it as a misunderstanding."

"It's time to break up peacefully at this time, maybe your girlfriend also has difficulties."

"If you don't want this kind of woman, you should humiliate her severely."

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In an instant, the live broadcast room broke out, and Ye Tian quickly said: "Don't be arguing, everyone, I'll be fair, first of all, if your girlfriend didn't cheat, but you don't trust or even follow her, it's your fault, why did I say you didn't join? Cheating, because there is such a possibility, I think you must not know who is in the Mercedes-Benz car. If your girlfriend is Bai Fumei, but you never know, it is likely that her family or relatives are in the car. Maybe it's her driver. You can see that three years of relationships are really not short. How many three years are there in life? It doesn't mean that you can let go. There are too many memories and sweetness in it. If you ask today, It shows that your heart has been unable to let go. Besides, if your girlfriend really cheats, you are not at a loss! At least you have slept with someone else's wife for three years...... Well, that's probably the case. "

Everyone felt that Ye Tian was trying to persuade him in a serious manner. He analyzed it in an all-round way, and even mentioned the possibility of comfort, but he didn't expect....

"Fuck!"

"Hey! Yao Yaoling? I rolled over again, yes, that's right, it's me again, old place."

"I have a saying that MMP doesn't know what to say or not."

"6 turned over, slept with someone else's wife for three years, what is he...it's so reasonable, it's just a lot of money."

"I thought it made sense at first, the anchor is also a serious anchor, and I began to like you. When I waited for the last sentence, it was like a sellout, me and him...... I like you even more. "

"Thank you, the anchor, I understand, I'll go and ask clearly."

"This live broadcast room is so interesting, it's like smoking heroin, you can't stop."

"Focus on a wave, pay attention, pay attention, pay attention, and say important things three times."

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Ye Tian continued to brag to the water friends: "Come, come, I'll tell you a joke, this year it's not easy to do anything, so I went to Wutai Mountain to ask for a lottery, and the eminent monk asked me: "A fishing rod and 500 Jinyu, which one do you choose? I said, "I want 500 catties of fish." The eminent monk shook his head and smiled and said, "The donor is superficial, the fish will be gone after eating, and the fishing rod can catch a lot of fish. Do you understand this principle?

I said: You know an egg, 500 catties of fish can be sold for 2,500 yuan. I bought 10 fishing rods for 100 yuan each, and asked 10 people to help me fish for 1,000 yuan. I bought a mahjong table for 500 yuan and asked a few friends to play cards. Entertainment is also entertaining, and money is earned.

Monk: Where are you a pilgrim?

I said: Hebei

High monk: "Amitabha... The poor monk doesn't want to talk to you Hebei people, especially Xingtai! The salary income is the last in the country. If you don't have chicken feathers, you will raise the bar!"

"666666"

"233333"

"Anchor, I didn't mess with you in Hebei! How can you hack my Hebei?"

"As a native of Hebei, I was shot in the knee by an arrow, and I didn't say anything to him, but I laughed very happily."

"Pray for the shadow area in the heart of this eminent monk! Hahahaha"

"I'll try it next time.

I happen to have a place to ask for a sign, and I don't know if the eminent monk will cooperate. "

"Brother upstairs, I don't know if the eminent monk will be mad at you, but you will definitely be beaten to death."

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Ye Tian continued: "Another one, this day, as soon as Xiaoming arrived at the company, a female colleague came over angrily and complained: It's your fault. Xiaoming asked: What's the matter? She said: You didn't say that the bananas were peeled. Is it more comfortable? Damn, I still smell like bananas..."

"puff..."

"puff...."

"puff...."

"Damn, the anchor was caught off guard by this wave of cars."

"Hey, hold the grass, why did I overturn the car again. I happened to be eating bananas, and the taste of bananas was in my mouth, but it didn't feel right."

"Hahahahaha, God, it's more comfortable to peel bananas."

"It's almost impossible to prevent, the anchor, the old driver, is habitually drifting."

"In the middle of the night, my laughter alarmed the neighbors, and they all called me crazy. [covers face]"

"This live broadcast room is poisonous, poisonous! I was so scared that I quickly followed a wave."

Ye Tian smiled smugly and couldn't help driving another wave of cars. He really missed the days of driving often, mainly Reba and Shu Ying, the small mouth and those long thin white legs, that was the steering wheel of the old driver.

For these immature water friends, Ye Tian can drive and they doubt life and can't stop.

"Thank you [** anchor] for the plane X1 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [Hebei Old Driver] for the Rocket X2 presented to the anchor!"

"Thank you [Black**24cm] for the card X100 presented to the host!"

"Thank you [I broke up with my girlfriend] for the Rocket X100 presented to the anchor!"

The full screen of rockets suddenly soared into the sky, attracting everyone's attention.

"Damn it! Local tyrants!"

"Wait, this ID is somewhat familiar."

"By the way, isn't this the little brother who broke up with his girlfriend before? He just thought his girlfriend cheated on him and got into the Mercedes-Benz."

"I wipe, I seem to see a bright light."

"[I broke up with my girlfriend]: Anchor, I just summoned up the courage to call my girlfriend, we have made up, it turns out that she has been waiting for me to call, we will get married next week, and she is in the Mercedes-Benz car The driver of the house, it turns out that she is a rich lady. Because her family is very opposed to her falling in love outside, she has been under the pressure of her family. She stayed with me, and even had a falling out with her family. This time she went back at night for our marriage. , I can't let her take this matter alone, I immediately rushed to her house to bear it together, this time I would like to thank the anchor for enlightening me and giving me courage."

"I'm going, is it true? Is it really the rich lady?"

"Poor Diaosi and Bai Fumei's love, is there really in life?"

"The anchor has become an emotional mentor? It's actually true."

"I am the anchor of the society, and people are good at talking."

"6 turned over. I didn't expect this kind of thing to happen to me. It's still in the host's live broadcast room."

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