Wilderness Lucky God

wipe.

Ye Tian's face turned green, he turned around and ran away, this chimpanzee is so disgusting, why should he hold revenge?

Snapped.

As soon as he took two steps, he heard a loud sound in his ear.

When he turned his head, his face turned black, and there was a black and dry thing on the ground where he was standing. The color, luster and smell fully indicated that it was the shit of the chimpanzee himself.

No wonder he stayed silent in the tree, it turned out to be shit, and then he made shit cannonballs.

Whoosh.

There was another hurried and slow sound of breaking through the air, and the accuracy was frighteningly accurate.

Ye Tian secretly scolded his mother, but he didn't dare to stop at his feet, so he hurriedly started running, dodging in a zigzag shape, and the effect was great in the forest.

The water friends in the live broadcast room discovered it for the first time, and they were all schadenfreude.

"Damn it! It's really shit."

"Anchor, run, here we come again."

"It's so fast, the precision, the precision, the short preparation time, the quick shot time, the master of hidden weapons! If you can let this chimpanzee participate in the international darts competition, you will definitely win a gold medal."

"23333, chimpanzee, if I refuse to accept the wall, I will accept you."

"What is lacking most in the 21st century? Talents, chimpanzees, the country needs you, the people need you, and on behalf of the hidden weapon industry, I welcome you to join us."

.....

Snapped.

A firm piece of shit hit a tree, making a crisp and loud sound, the whole tree trembled, and the piece of shit exploded in an instant and scattered around. The smell was quite unusual.

Ye Tian breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately he escaped, the chimpanzee threw it too fast.

I really don't know how much this chimpanzee has pulled to make so many shit bombs.

Simply insane.

Ye Tian shook his finger at the chimpanzee and raised a finger that is common in the world, a middle finger, with a look of contempt on his face.

Immediately, the chimpanzee's unwilling cry came from the tree, and the chimpanzee grinned.

The next moment, the chimpanzee seemed to know that he couldn't help Ye Tian, ​​and turned his head to look at Xue Qian, who was not far from it.

For it, the creatures in front of it look the same, who is not to throw?

Thinking about it, the orangutan's eyes suddenly sharpened.

Fluffy's hand grabbed the lump on the branch, quickly kneaded it tightly, and grinned proudly at Ye Tian in the distance, and then with a wave of Fluffy's hand, a black shadow fell from the sky.

"Fuck!"

Ye Tian was stunned, and immediately called out, "Xue Qian, pay attention to your head."

"what?"

Xue Qian raised his head suspiciously, only to see a black streamer flying fast, giving him no time to avoid at all.

With a snap, just in the middle of his forehead, Xue Qian was directly overturned by a force, and his eyes were full of confusion. The moment he fell, he saw the chimpanzee on the tree screaming proudly, and then he waved his hand again. The group of black shadows flew over again in a hurry and slowness.

Ye Tian covered his face and couldn't bear to look directly.

It just so happened that when he called out, Xue Qian raised his head and hit the center of his forehead. This was a perfect match. He definitely didn't do it on purpose.

"Ah~~~~"

There was a miserable and anal fissure cry in the rainforest, and the resentment contained in it made the large animal chrysanthemum tight, and the small animal fled in a hurry.

ten minutes later.

There is a clear creek, the creek is very narrow, but the water is clean, what creatures are at a glance, and there is no need to worry about crocodiles.

vomit~

wow wow.

With the sound of vomiting, and the sound of water washing and rubbing, Xue Qian was cleaning weakly, and was tortured by the chimpanzee.

Ye Tian climbed up a big tree and looked at the nearby terrain from above. Although the visibility was poor, it was much better than on the ground.

"Hahaha~~"

"Poor Xue Qian, sympathize with him for a second."

"That chimpanzee is horrible and must be condemned, and...can you do it again? I haven't seen enough."

"The upstairs is too bad, in terms of justice I... also asked to come again."

......

With a bang, Xue Qian took off his clothes and jumped in.

Ye Tian suddenly remembered something, turned his head and said to Xue Qian: "By the way, Xue Qian, stop peeing in the water!"

Xue Qian was stunned and asked in confusion, "What? Urine pollutes the environment?" So, he really wanted to pee. After all, when he was a child, he urinated a lot in the bathroom.

Ye Tian said with a strange look: "I told you, don't pee in the stream, don't blame me if it hurts to death."

After speaking, Ye Tian turned his head and continued to observe the terrain.

When Xue Qian heard this, his body suddenly shivered. Speaking of death, he felt that it was a legend that he could live until now, and he could write a book. To be honest, living in the city is good, and getting married is also good.

But what does Ye Tian mean? Is it possible to kill yourself by peeing in water? When I was a child, I was in the bathhouse, river or even in the swimming pool, didn't I come here too?

But after arriving in the rainforest, every time Ye Tian said, it was not a lie. Every time there was a crisis, there was a crisis. The poison dart frogs on the leaves, the crocodiles among the water plants, and each one seemed inconspicuous or hidden. Fabulous animals, and very scary, yes, and damn chimpanzees.

Thinking of chimpanzees, Xue Qian felt a dull pain in his liver, and the stench and odor on his body seemed to be stronger.

He quickly cleaned it, but unfortunately there was no shampoo and shower gel, it was really difficult to wash it off, or Xue Qian had too much shadow in his heart.

The water friends were also very puzzled, how could people die when they urinated in the water, so they asked one after another.

"Anchor, why did you tell Xue Qian not to pee in the water?"

"The water is not clean? Or is Xue Qian's urine poisonous? Then drinking the water will cause poisoning and death."

"6666.... This god's logic upstairs."

"The last moment of the anchor's breath: you actually poisoned your urine."

"Hahahahaha"

.....

Ye Tian rolled his eyes and explained angrily: "The Congo River is a freshwater river, and there are all kinds of fish in the freshwater river. The reason why I told Xue Qian not to pee in the water is because, There is a freshwater fish called toothpick fish that lives in the Congo River. Their bodies are so small that they can swim into the victim's urethra. Once they take root, they stretch out a small thorn and absorb the victim's Feeding on blood and body tissue, the scary thing is that they will survive and multiply in the victim until the victim's blood is drained, and only surgery can remove them."

When the water friends heard this, they suddenly took a breath.

"I'll go, toothpick fish?"

"Anchor, I don't read much, so don't lie to me? Is there such a rude operation?"

"Where can I get in? How painful would that be?"

"My mother, what should I do after I get in? I won't cut it off!"

"Pfft, isn't it!!"

"What if you don't? Suck it out?"

"Fuck..."

.....

Ye Tian continued: "If you pee in the water, the water temperature and the composition of the urine will make this fish feel it. If there is another toothpick fish next to it, the toothpick fish will definitely burrow along your urine quickly. Go in, don't try to use such a stupid way after you get in, okay? Can you use your head to reach your own? You can only get it out through surgery, there is no other way, and the surgery should be done before you die of pain. , after all, that place is very fragile, and after surgery, most of it is abolished."

"Damn it! I suddenly felt cold under me. I used to pee in the water, but fortunately no fish got in."

"It hurts to death, I will never pee in the river again. [Covering face]"

"By the way, what would happen if it was a woman...? [Hehehe]"

"Hehehe~~ There are also barbs!"

"Holding the grass, driving upstairs, out of reach, my old waist."

"Hey! Yao Yaoling? Come and save me, I overturned."

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