Wilderness Lucky God

Especially at this time, when he stopped in front of the wild boar, holding a sharp blade against the edge, an invisible momentum radiated from the thin back.

A master, an absolute master.

They didn't expect this friend from China to be a hidden master. Could it be that this is Chinese Kung Fu?

They held their breaths and watched all this without blinking, for fear of missing something.

And in the live room.

"Why do I feel that the atmosphere has suddenly become solemn."

"6666, the anchor is going to pretend, everyone cheer up."

"23333... DJ dance music played in my mind, that kind of super-hilarious BGM, can I help? Is my brain broken?"

"Upstairs, laugh and cry ≥0≤."

"I actually felt the same way, and there was a problem with my brain."

"Doctor, doctor, please save me, is it the late stage of paranoia, can I still save it?"

"I am the chief research expert of the Psychiatric Hospital of the First People's Hospital of the Capital. I solemnly tell you again that you can still be saved, ah ah ah, let me go, I'm not crazy, I'm a doctor~~~"

"666... ​​Don't make trouble, you see the solemn expression on the face of the black buddy, obviously shocked by the coercion of the anchor."

"Forcing gas! Three paragraphs!"

"..."

......

The live broadcast room was very lively, and at the same time, many people stared at Ye Tian intently. They also felt the momentum through the screen, but they didn't say it.

And what about Ye Tian at this time?

"System!! System!!" Ye Tian shouted in his heart.

System: "What?"

Ye Tian said with a hey hey, "Let's have some BGM! Don't you like doing this the most?"

System: "Humph, let you come on vacation? Are you still treating me as a DJ?"

Ye Tian was not happy when he heard it: "I will go, you are still omnipotent, go to the ground and step on the system of Nanshan Nursing Home and Beihai Kindergarten? It doesn't work at all. What's the use of me asking you?"

System: "...you won."

Ye Tian smiled and said, "Come on, you have Chinese culture! And you have to be very hilarious!"

System: "Understand."

Ye Tian spit out a mouthful of turbid air, waiting for the BGM to sound, then prepares to strike.

The muscles all over his body were tight, his wrists were flexible, and the huge wild boar had been completely dissected in Ye Tian's mind, and all the processes had been completely predicted. .

"I'm coming."

"It's coming, I feel like I can't breathe."

"Wow, what a lot of pressure."

"I'm so excited, tenth dan!"

......

And at this moment, the sweet music sounded.

"Fuck!" Ye Tian, ​​who had everything ready, almost slammed into the wild boar.

"The first month is the New Year, the first day of the new year, the family reunion party, the little land to greet the old land, it doesn't matter whether it is male or female, oh yo yo oh oh oh~~~ "

At this time, music played in the live broadcast room and the aerial camera at the same time, and the content of the music was... Northeast two people turned! ! ! ! !

"I...hastily!!!!"

Ye Tian's whole person is not well, he can't wait to drag the system out and stab it to death, Nima let you play super high, let you play music with Chinese characteristics, you actually... It seems There's nothing wrong with TM.

"puff."

"puff."

"puff."

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"Host,

Lose my cell phone, my cell phone was scared off. "

"Anchor, pay for my computer, I just took a gulp of water, and I sprayed it all. Do you know the result? o(╥﹏╥)o ??~~~"

"23333, it turns out that I'm not the worst, so my condolences upstairs."

"The anchor is too out of line to play cards, and the two people in the northeast turned, making me and my wife laugh miserably."

"The dog food was sprinkled upstairs, and I ate this wave of dog food."

"I wish all lovers in the world will become brothers and sisters."

"6666.... This wave of curses is so vicious."

......

At this time, Ye Tian's heart also collapsed. He didn't expect the system to do such a heart-wrenching thing. He could no longer control his unicorn arm.

System: "Well, it has Chinese characteristics, and it's very hilarious! Isn't it very good?"

Ye Tian: "System, if you come out, I promise not to kill you."

And right now.

Ye Tian saw that the black people around him became excited one by one following the beat of the music, and took big steps to start dancing enthusiastically around the bonfire. They danced more happily than before, and they were still slowly To the beat of the music.

"Grip the grass! What's the situation?" Ye Tian suddenly became confused.

"How did they dance?"

"This is a two-person turn from the Northeast, my God."

"Did I watch the fake live broadcast?"

"What's wrong with these black people, are they brainwashed?"

"Hey, my stomach hurts when I laugh, the anchor is too bad."

......

At this time, Beanie brought his big black face closer, gave a thumbs up, and said with a look of praise: "Huaxia music, it's really amazing, it sounds good, it sounds good, come on, this is Huaxia music? Authentic Huaxia music really Awesome." Immediately, the whole person rushed into the crowd, twisting their fat buttocks, and the group danced happily.

Ye Tian: "......"

It's as if the whole person's worldview has been impacted.

Looking at the excited black people in front of him, he began to doubt his own aesthetics. Is it really his fault?

The atmosphere of the whole banquet rushed to the peak in an instant, and it was unprecedentedly grand.

Ye Tian's original world view is gradually collapsing.

Xue Qian gradually found that there was no danger, and slowly let go completely. He was very enthusiastic without danger. At this time, he also began to let himself go. The coffin board of the soul of dance could no longer be held down. With a twist, a beautiful dance slid into the crowd and began to twist excitedly.

Following the music of the Northeast Erren Zhuan, he shouted loudly: "Come, AV8D, follow me, one two three four, two two three four, three two three four, four two three four, change your posture, do it again."

Although he was shouting in his mouth, the steps under his feet followed the rhythm of the music, which was not at all chaotic. On the contrary, it had a unique charm.

Snapped.

Ye Tian remembered to pull it, and slapped himself on the forehead: "Fuck!"

Every Chinese is very familiar. There is always a group of unyielding people fighting in the streets and alleys. They are not afraid of age and power. They have a heart of pursuing youth, and they are longing for a better life. There is nothing complicated. They only need a simple piece of music and an open space, and they can support the sky and become the focus of all living beings.

Yes, this kind of dance is - square dance.

In order to find true love, Xue Qian has really put in a lot of work. I believe in that wonderful fate, and he has done a lot of ridiculous things, such as dancing square dance with square aunts and uncles. Have a good relationship.

No, the dance is neat and has a unique charm, it was trained through hard work.

When the black people saw Xue Qian's coquettish dance steps and waist, neat and rhythmic dance postures, and especially rhythmic, they were immediately shocked. This is a new dance posture! ! !

Amazing!

They usually learn to dance by watching, through some books and TV, or play casually, where have they seen such a rhythmic and aesthetic dance.

Immediately admired Xue Qian, and followed them in a rhythmic manner.

The physical fitness of the black people is really good, and their most leisurely entertainment is dancing around the bonfire. With Xue Qian's slogan, they gradually become more attractive, and what they learn is called seriousness.

After all, in their concept: "This is the magical oriental dance. If you learn it, you will have the capital to brag with your friends in the future."