What's Wrong with a Great Hero Being Jobless

Previously on Me.

He said, "Wake up," and when he woke up, I was somewhere I didn't know. That's Grimgal. The meaning of Grimgal is unknown. Anyway, on the edge of that Grimgal for whatever reason, I only remember the name or so, and I became the wingman of doing what I did with figs and momomohina in Altana or what, because I had to do it. Yes, I see. It's not my flush to do it quietly.

That's why I'm going all the way to the great hero. Get the Demon Sword Seoul Collector from the first place to storm in Arnotu, the city of Elves, and add Milliu, who is too big an opium, to the Iron Blood Kingdom of the Black Gold Ridge where the Dwarves live.

But when it broke down - or when it was just time - a race like Knoll came to the Iron Blood Kingdom full of hitchers and started a knoll storm, so come on.

Well, that's me. I knew it, Dwarf daughter Heinemarie's father, Gotheld, used the gun to stop the pitch knoll storm by stopping Knoll's famous knoll king and knoll queen brilliantly. Great hero attribute. Yeah.

King of the Iron Blood Kingdom, King of the Iron Chunks, is a woman who made an impression and became lightly like friends with this guy or something, but I'm a cloud. Get in the wind and fly everywhere. Because, in fact, it's more amazing than a cloud, because it doesn't have to be windy enough to fly away.

That's why I went on a journey after the Iron Blood Kingdom.

... is fine.

"Hey."

Under the starry sky.

I was looking up at my Dwarf daughter riding around my belly.

"What are you doing, you?"

"No?"

"No, no, no, no."

"Huh?"

"Heh, no. What is it? Do you have to be specific? When I was asleep, they suddenly lifted me up, and I woke up feeling something heavy and painful when I thought I was down on the ground again, and then that's how you were hanging on to me, so I asked you what the hell you were going to do. Where, here."

"Uh, a little further away. From where I was camping..."

"Did you bring it here?"

"Ugh, yeah."

"Strawberries, Momohina and Milliu seem to be asleep. You were on watch, weren't you? Is this how you bring me up there on the lookout? You're not, are you?

"Ah, here, this is..."

Heinemarie covered her face with both hands.

"This is, I mean... crawling at night... duh"

"Oh? Crawling at night, huh? Don't crawl at night on your own, you dwarf."

I was in a bad mood when I woke up, and I accidentally put on a dwarf and a doorknob and invented a dwarf - a word that made me more angry.

Heinemarie twisted herself,

"But crawling at night doesn't necessarily mean you have to agree with them..."

"What the fuck does a father blow on his daughter..."

"And my father is rooting for Heinemarie. Not only did he send me a Heinemarie who wished to accompany me on my journey to Xaragi with pleasure, but he had few words, but he taught me a lot..."

"You want me to crawl at night?"

"Well, as a last resort, there are ways..."

"Don't suddenly sue me for last resort, dwarf."

I said it again.

I...

"Hmm."

and tried to push Heinemarie away with a procedure like doing a bridge,

"No, no, no."

and was resisted.

Heinemarie only looks more like a girl than a woman, much smaller than me, but even so, she's a dwarf. Dwarf races are extremely musculoskeletal, even if they are short. Women are a lot more luxurious than men, and they don't look mucky, but maybe they still have different muscle quality. Strong enough to fit your physique. I'm not even scared.

… a last resort.

Damn.

Got a hold of you.

Surely this guy is a last resort. If this force strikes you in the sleep, you have a little to contend with.

And an amateur would think. Of course, I'm not an amateur.

"Heinemarie"

"Hey, what is it? haha!?"

Heinemarie suddenly suffered. You know, I'm doing it.

Nevertheless, I haven't done much. I'm just tickling Heinemarie's flank. It can be pretty tough to get laid.

"Hey, hey... stop, come, xaragi, no..."

"Then get out of the way."

"Duh, I don't know. Even if it's in my life..."

"It's like risking your life..."

"Right. That's how important this is to Heinemarie."

"Get out of the way."

"Ha ha!? Kiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

"Don't you dare."

"Heh, no."

"No, this is our dialogue. Out of the way."

"Yah, duh... I'm not going anywhere... ooh"

... I don't know.

Something's getting tired.

"I can't help it."

I sighed.

"Whatever you want."

"Eh."

Heinemarie, still trying to rip my hands off,

"Yes, okay...?

"Good or bad, if you're so serious, there's nothing I can do. I'm not wasting my time. It's doctrine."

"And that means... Heinemarie's night crawl was a success...?

"Well, you didn't succeed."

"Oh well."

Heinemarie stroked her chest down relieved.

"Good."

... so.

It's been about a minute as it is.

About three minutes passed.

"... hey"

"No?"

"No, no, no, no."

"Hey, what...?

"Not what."

"Ugh, yeah."

"Maybe this is your night crawling?

"Huh... Huh"

Heinemarie hugged her body with both arms.

"Ho, better do something else...?

"No, I don't know."

"Please tell me. Tell me...... ugh. Heinemarie somehow knows that men and women have women on top of men, but it's more than that..."

"Is Dwarf so?"

"Yes... what?

"Nothing."

Hey, Gotheld.

Your daughter, only tactics are bold, but she's trying to recklessly challenge her weapon with knowledge that's close to zero.

"Okay."

I nodded,

"I'll tell you what to do."

"... please, I will"

That's a special victory.

"First."

I said.

Stand up.

"Yeah."

Heinemarie stood up honestly and completely.

"Okay."

I nodded again,

"So, move"

"... where do I move it?

"Off to the side for a second"

"Here, here...?

"Well, I guess that's how it goes"

"So...?

"Wait."

I'm up. I see a burning fire that's about to go out a long way away. You brought me all the way here. Heinemarie.

I got my right hand out.

"Hands"

"Mm?"

Heinemarie twisted her neck but did her hand.

I put my left hand out.

"Replacement"

"... hmm?

Heinemarie made a proper change while confused after all.

I let him circle with my index finger.

"Go around."

"Ugh, um"

Heinemarie turned on the spot.

Well, you know what?

I'm fine.

"All right. We're going back."

"... Huh? This is the end of the night crawl...?

"Oh. It's over. You accomplished the night crawl. Congratulations. Good for you."

"Oh well. Has Heinemarie... become a woman? Hey, you've become..."

Heinemarie is nagging and flirting. Is it embarrassing or illuminating?

Gotheld.If you're going to blow something crazy on my daughter anyway, tell me from the basics. Fool, you are. I know you're an idiot.

I went back to the fire. Heinemarie followed my three steps or so too.

Temuzin is eating grass a little further away.

Momohina sleeps nodding her face at Milliu's opium by the bonfire, but the strawberries seem to have woken up. Often let your eyes,

"... xaragi? Were you awake?

"Sort of."

"Heinemarie...... watch, take turns?

"Ugh, um. Oh, yeah..."

"... what's wrong?

"Hey, what...?

"What?"

The strawberry woke up and rubbed his eyes.

"Something's wrong."

"Oh yeah.........? After all, is it something you know..."

"I know, what?

Heinemarie became a woman earlier.

"... what?

The strawberry blinked a few times and then looked at me.

"No way."

"No."

and before I deny it, the strawberry snorted disappointingly,

"I don't believe you... I don't believe you... what, it... me and Momohina are sleeping by your side, and that's... how dare you... I wish you liked me... but I don't know... I don't care, but, but I still think there is... I don't believe you... but, yes... I did... heh... Heinemarie was good... yes... happy... not good... heh... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes... yes..."

Well, I don't know what it is, but if it's funny, I'll leave it there for a while.