What's Wrong with a Great Hero Being Jobless

I didn't even know. Neither did I. I never imagined it.

I didn't know the Dwarf woman was a toddler.

... No, you don't. I'm not a toddler.

She just looks like a young girl, and Heinemarie says she's eighteen.

It's hard to even say a girl if you do poorly.

It's uncomfortable to call her an adult woman.

Anyway, she looks like a toddler, so extra.

"So you're just a traveler."

Heinemarie nodded twice, three times, then opened her eyes with excitement,

"Ugh! Do you think this Heinemarie would believe such a story? If you're gonna lie, you're gonna lie more!

All of a sudden, it was pretty.

I had to laugh bitterly.

"No, I'm not lying..."

"It's a lie, it's a big lie! In the first place, there are two humans and an elf threesome! Proud elves travel with humans! Thanks for the elves..."

"... excuse me"

Milliu nodded. They still remain tied up, but only the monkeys have it removed.

"With an ugly body that can't even stay on the wind of an elf... an elf like me isn't worth living..."

"Miriuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Momohina approached Milliu and followed his oppa.

"Pfft. Pfft. It's so puffy."

"Ya, stop it, Momohina, damn, if they do that......"

"Ugh. When you tell me not to do it, I want to do more. puffy puffy garlic"

"Ha ha!? That's... Huh!?"

"Tickle it."

"Oh, yes, you shouldn't, Momohina, I..."

"Hey, hey, hey"

"Huh!?"

"... heh, fumble!

Heinemarie tried to cover her face with both hands holding the knife in the morning. But I haven't covered it properly because of the knife.

You know, you're looking at it perfectly.

I don't care what they say.

I stroked Temuzin's neck. I don't know where he was hiding, but as soon as he found out we were safe, he came back.

"We're traveling. Not more or less. So, on the way... what is it? Was it Knoll? They kidnapped me."

"Mmmm...... ugh"

Heinemarie quickly turned her attention to the surroundings,

"Knoll kidnapped me!? Because of that, I'm telling you, there are no travelers wandering around here."

"I didn't know that. I can't believe there's that knoll or something."

"Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock? Such an idiot......"

"Oh, um..."

Milliu may have tried to raise his hand, but he's tied up, so he can't.

Instead, the opium shook up.

"I, I know. The existence of a species called Knoll. It also means that they are natural enemies of the Dwarves. I just thought Knoll was in the Black Gold Mountains..."

"Uhm."

Heinemarie nodded heavily.

"The Knolls have been spreading their power to the forests of the river basin of tears for about a decade now."

"Yes... you were. Sorry, we elves are oblivious to the circumstances outside."

'Cause you're an elf.'

"No way."

Momohina somehow bit Heinemarie.

"Miri is Elov. Yikes. Erotic. Erotic. Erotic."

"Oh really?!?"

Hey.

That Dwarf girl, she's in heaven.

"Oh yeah... let me think of it as an elf, what is an erotic erotic erotic? I want you to forgive me, for this Heinemarie mistake! By the way, what the hell is erotic erotic erotic...?

"Mm-hmm, it's porn."

"How porn!?"

"How porn?

pointing water at Momohina, Milliu said,

"Uh, well... I don't know, porn is porn... porn is its squares..."

I'm talking about something I don't understand like that.

I see.

Is Milliu a porn squarer?

"Heinemarie"

I said it again.

"Heinemarie which"

"Mmmm!? What is it, Xaragi which!?"

Heinemarie brightens her eyes and looks amazing - happy.

Which, it seems, worked.

"As I said earlier. My men, Heinemarie, they were taken away by Dwarf's natural enemy, Knoll. Do you have any idea?"

"There is."

"Ooh. Is that you?"

"Of course. Knoll is a natural thief and steals anything he can. Everything you wear, even the tools you use, is stolen. After collecting stolen items in a warehouse and storing them for a while, use what is available, discard what is not available, or destroy them and reuse them. That's a tough habit!

"Storage…"

I thought of the sight of strawberries being stored luggage somewhere warehousing.

Don't look good.

I almost sprayed it off, but I managed to catch it.

"The thing is, the figs are in their warehouse."

"Don't be like that."

"Do you know where, Heinemarie Which"

"I don't know, Xaragi which. By the way, that kidnapped person..."

Heinemarie's eyes moistened again as soon as possible. My lips are drawn to a single letter. He's going to cry now, and he seems to be patient.

"Hey, buddy! Kisaragi, who's your precious companion? You're one of us..."

"Oh, yeah"

I looked straight into Heinemarie's eyes,

"He's an important companion. Whatever happens, I have to help him. Even if you're going to give this life for it!

"Ku...... Huh!

Heinemarie rinsed her nose.

"Otoko, Xaragi which! It's a toy in a toy!

"Really? I think this is normal."

"No!

Heinemarie hung the knife she had in both hands on her hips and bashed my shoulders.

"Kisaragi, which one is Otoko! Heinemarie was impressed. Humans have ottoes, too!

Something like that. Heinemarie says, "Otoko" the one. Sounds different than just a "man". Is that the Dwarf's own concept? I don't know, but I decided to be modest.

"That's not true, Heinemarie which. I just want to be normal."

"Ugh!

Suddenly Heinemarie made me try to poke my right fist.

... what the hell is that?

No.

At a time like this, it's intuition. Follow your instincts.

I slammed Heinemarie's fist with my own fist.

Then Heinemarie, this time with her left fist.

I poked that fist again.

Heinemarie pointed her palms straight at me, so I beat my palms and Heinemarie's palms together with Bachin.

Then Heinemarie grinned at the full face and let her thumbs up.

"Nice Otoko!

This is a little embarrassing, but don't hesitate. Intuition.

I laughed and thumbed up, too.

"Nice Otoko"

And the two of us nod.

Milliu and Momohina are trying to be pompous, but I was a little satisfied that they were able to guide me to the right answer.

At some point, it's going to be tough.

"Okay!

Heinemarie tried to shoulder to shoulder with me, but at any rate the scale was like a toddler. I did it in the middle of nowhere.

"Isn't that right, Xaragi? Which, to save your people! But we need to be ready to attack Knoll's warehouse. I would like to ask our Iron Blood Kingdom first. I will always keep the stolen goods for seven or ten days, so there is no rush. You can't hurry and you can't do anything! Whatever it is, welcome to the Iron Blood Kingdom... ugh!