What's Wrong with a Great Hero Being Jobless

... Steady, you're in a terrible position.

Does the elf fall to the ground and still pass out? There is also the possibility that he is drooling wild. What about the "ku" posture with his butt up?

As a woman.

That's right.

The elf is a woman, no matter where she looks from. Boots and a cloak that's up and hiding that elf's head, then the rest of the bracelet, for sure, because I only wear short pants like hot pants and the rest of the chittiband stuff that covers my chest to the point where I'm sorry. It's a woman.

I can't see my face because of my cape. The color of the hair is also unknown, but the skin is white. Human beings don't have this kind of whiteness no matter how white they are. It feels like white skin. It's not just white.

Soft as hell.

Damn it, it's mundane.

Thighs and all that. Wow. The chest is going to spill out of the Chittiband, possibly because of gravity pulled on it. Two. Well, it's almost spilled. That's the only hidden point. Although it barely fits into the Chittiband, does that mean you hid it there?

No, wait a minute.

I twist my neck.

"... is that an elf?

"Ho?"

Momohina shaved her index finger.

"Is it not? But this is the Elf Forest, right?

"Well, I am. I don't even know if my ears are pointy. And what? The body."

"Savory."

"I don't think that's what I meant by" sauce, "but I know what you're trying to say. Somehow, the elves in me are different. It's like this, it's soothing, like"

"Well, I mean!

Strawberries rushed to the elf-like woman.

"Hey, you, okay!? Alive!? Hey!?"

"... no... eh..."

An elf-like woman wandered off.

When the strawberries turned their capes, they revealed their glittering golden hair.

My ears are long and pointy.

After all, it looks like an elf.

The female elf woke herself up in a procedure of arms ambush, first looking at a strawberry, then Momohina, and finally looking at me.

Awesome. Eye color. It's thin blue, but it looks like it's shining a little light from the back, and it's not human. It's an elf.

My body is muddy, but my face isn't. The cheeks and stuff are chunky, but the jaws are soothing, the lips are not big, and the nostrils are so high, the almond-shaped eyes look patchy and slightly lowered brows are heartfelt.

Yeah.

That's cute.

If it looks like a face, I might say it's beautiful, but it's so unreliable and unreliable that it feels cute.

It's nasty.

"... you... you, are...?

My voice feels frivolous.

It's a lot naughty.

"Look, don't you see?"

I showed myself with my thumb.

"The great hero, Lady Kisaragi, and his line."

"... daiyiyu"

The elf opened his eyes and breathed.

"You, um...!?"

"Oh. You know that."

"... no. I'm sorry. I don't know. Ha..."

"What the fuck?"

"Me..."

The elf held his stomach against his face.

"Duh, what's wrong!?"

A strawberry turns its hand on the elf's shoulder.

"It hurts somewhere..."

Guuuuuuuuu.

Nice sound, you rang. Hey.

"... Huh?

The strawberries are taken aback.

"Nguyen?

Momohina patted her eyes,

"Somebody hungry -?

"It's not me."

"Oh, I'm sorry......"

The elf dyed his face to Zhu and shook his head.

"Me, I'm very, very hungry...! I'm going down......!

"No, you're going down. You're going down."

"Yes......! Me, I'm ashamed, I was so hungry, I was falling......!

Guuuuuuuuu.

"... ahhh! Also......! Me, I'm too shy, I'm dying! I want to die first......! May I die! Nice...!?"

"On the basket, you died about as much as a belly bug sounded - you know. I'll do the food, eat first."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah...! Can you grace me with food...!? To someone like me, food...!

"I'll do it, calm down..."

"Hmmm..."

"Hey, what is it? Now."

"I have no restlessness... it is also one of my many faults... after all, I may not deserve to live... I have to die..."

"Fine, eat!

I gave the female elf some food to eat. Dry bread like biscuits, salted meat, dried fruit, preserved food, not a lot of good food, but all the female elves ate this very well. I also ate a lot. Well, the body is the body. I think I'm gonna eat it. I guess you love eating.

"Welcome......!

The female elf sat down and bowed her head deeply.

"I will surely, no matter what, return this grace...! I wonder what I can do...! What can you do……!? I will do anything…!

"Oh, no."

A strawberry forced the woman elf's upper body to wake up.

"No! What if Xaragi demands something weird!? I'm a girl, so don't say anything lightly!

"Oh my..."

The female elf shook herself in such a way that she could not feel.

"My goodness, is it a gentle thing......! I can't believe you care about someone like me...! As gentle as you are, I, for once, have never met...! Unbelievable! It's incredible......!

"Hey, it's not a big deal...?

"Not at all......!

The female elf grabbed both hands of the strawberry and pressed the cucumber against her oversized and seemingly overflowing chest.

"Please......! Please give me your name...!

"Ya, my name is a strawberry..."

"Dear Strawberry......!

"Dear, I don't need..."

"Mr. Ichika......!

"Yes, fine, but sticky..."

"Me... take care of Mr. Ichika in this chest... until I die, I don't think I'll ever forget...!

"Oh, yeah... I mean, hands, let go... my chest, hey, um..."

"Ahhh...! What I did...!

The female elf sat down in the ground.

"Like me...! I let the ugly, blistering, fat flesh of a dirty woman like me sweep your squid's clean hands, and seriously......! Seriously, sorry......! Me, I just have to die and apologize...!

Yeah.

I've had a lot of patience though.

That's the limit.

"Yes."

I put my foot on the woman elf's shoulder and flipped her over.

"... Aah!

"Whatever. Let's go, you."

"... eh"

The female elf is holding her munchkin body with her own arms and looking up at me with frightened eyes.

"Mostly, what the hell, you. The opium. It's a murder weapon. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm being too naughty. Are you synonymous with opium?"

"... oh... boobs... I... synonymous with boobs..."

"Name it, first. Dinner, let me eat, and I won't even say my name."

"... Ha! This is so rude...! Wow, I, you know, with Milliu..."

"Oh? What?

"So... milieu..."

"Mille?"

"Milliu, it is…"

"Milu...... chip. I can't tell you. That's enough. It's okay to be naughty, you. From now on, I'm gonna be naughty."

"... well, why don't you just... give me a break..."

"Why would I have to give him a break? Give me a break, what's in it for me? Say it."

"So I'll do anything......!

"Then serve me."

"… we will serve you"

"Eh."

and the strawberries peeled off their eyes.

"Ho ho?

Momohina doesn't seem to know much about what it means.

Well, I didn't mean it, either, and I got a little carried away. But if you want me to do it in person, do you want me to serve you?

"Okay. Then we'll just get to work. Show me where the elves live."

"Damn, that's... I don't mind..."

"What. You're an elf. Is that inconvenient?"

"... yes, no..."

Milliu turns to himself. Sounds like you're worried about something, but the meat on your whole body is so horny that it smashes down the walls of common sense, you.

"… I can guide you, but I… am a defective elf…"

"You know that when you see it. You're an elf or an elf."

"E, Elov...!?"

"Ha-ha-ha."

Momohina is happy to point to Milliu.

"Eh, heh, heh. Come on, come on, come on."

"... I, Elov... not Elf, Elov..."

"That's right. You're Elov. No, no, no, no, no, no."

"... no... boobs..."

"Hey!"

Strawberries stare at me.

"Get on with it, you're saying too much terrible! It's nasty!

"... No, Mr. Strawberry"

Milliu got up.

"It's fine. I'm actually a terrible person to name an elf, eroph... ugly no tits... eroph... no tits... hehe... you're right... really, you're right... I must admit... that I'm not worthy of the Mercurian family, eroph... Dear Xaragi"

"Oh, my God, Milieu."

When I called him by his name, Milliu opened his mouth like he had been struck by a void.

Then, with a face that seemed to cry now, I made him laugh.

... He's cute.

Munchkin '.

"I will guide you to Arnotu, the capital of the forest. So you will meet not ugly elves like me… real, beautiful elves"