What It’s Like Being a Vampire

When Xiang Kun closed his eyes, the iron ball covered by the tungsten steel ball was only the size of a volleyball. Although there was no sound, everyone on the rooftop seemed to hear a desperate cry.

At the entrance of the stairwell, Yang Zhen'er excitedly grabbed Tang Baona’s arm with both hands, and said loudly: "The'Different Pig' was killed? Yes, Nana? Hey, let me just say it. What is it proud of? Can't kill? Which green onion does it think it is! There is no dish in this world that the chef can't handle!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Xiang Kun had already opened her eyes and looked at them with a smile.

Although in the "Alien World", he and Alice have completed the preliminary cognitive model test and completely took over the high-dimensional factors of "Alien One", and wandered around in the "Alien World", but in In the real world, Xiang Kun's time from closing his eyes to opening his eyes is only the time for Yang Zhen'er to scream.

"Uncle Xiang, you have hair!" Little Apple said in surprise.

"Xiang Kun, you have slept for a long time!" Tang Baona said hello with a smile.

"Chef Xiang! Nice job!" Yang Zhener clenched a fist.

"Mr. Xiang, don't come here unharmed." Mr. Liang, who was floating on the roof, opened his faceplate and smiled.

"Brother Xiang! Too handsome!" Yang Zhuo couldn't help shouting.

Liu Zhengyi also wanted to say something, but a mouth and nose flowed down, so he had to give up.

Xiang Kun and the others greeted each other, and finally looked at Xia Libing, who just nodded, "The plan is complete?"

"Complete." Xiang Kun also nodded.

Having said that, he jumped up directly and jumped off the roof. Since flying back, Liu Shiling, a fat girl who is no longer fat, has been shouting "Uncle Bald" in the parking lot below for a long time.

Xiang Kun, who fell from the sky, fell in front of him, waving his arms wide, and Liu Shiling, who was jumping from time to time, was shocked, and Lao He, who was standing next to the car, was also shocked. The members of the research base in other cars in the parking lot were even more shocked. It was shocked to be stunned--because Xiang Kun did not fall in free fall, but accelerated straight, like a missile, but fluttered gently when landing, and there was a sense of violation that did not conform to physics--and This sense of violation gave them a strong sense of strength and impact.

"Whatthef..." Korovin murmured: "Who is this? This is even more terrifying than Mr. Liang wearing armor..."

Old Qian whispered: "Could it be... the legendary Mr. Xiang?"

The captain of their action team said categorically: "Impossible! This man has hair!"

On the other side, seeing Liu Shiling after Xiang Kun had fallen, she was stunned for a moment. After Xiang Kun was determined, she immediately ran over ecstatically: "Uncle Bald!" He hugged him.

But after hugging Xiang Kun, Liu Shiling thought of something, and looked up at the top of his head: "Ah! Not Uncle Bald!"

Xiang Kun smiled and said, "Does it look good with a bald head or with hair?" He knew that the little chubby girl was talking about "not a bald" uncle, and "not a bald" became the attribute of the uncle.

Liu Shiling smiled brightly: "Hair looks good, but a bald head looks more accustomed!"

The dark clouds in the sky cleared and the sun shone.

...

Youlong Hotel, Tongshi Town.

Today's Youlong Hotel has become a world-renowned chain restaurant brand, with branches all over the world, which specializes in rabbit meat cooking. "Tongshi Rabbit Meat" has become a well-known specialty.

However, for many people who have been to Youlong Restaurant in Tongshi Town, the Youlong Restaurant in other places are not authentic. Only the Youlong Restaurant on the commercial pedestrian street in Tongshi Town can make all kinds of dishes. That taste"-and it must be eaten in the store.

This is the consensus of almost everyone who has been to the main store of Youlong Hotel, so even if there are three branches in Tongshi Town alone, the main store of this pedestrian street always queues every time they arrive at the hotel.

Of course, for the boss's "old friends", there is naturally a privilege. There is always a private room reserved for them on the second floor. Even if the shop is full, this private room will always be reserved for them.

At this time, it was lunch time. In addition to Xia Tianhuo, Liu Caifu, and Chu Xiuwen, who had collaborated on a dozen projects in Tongshi Town, there were Liu Feibao, Qi Haoguo, He Haomin and others.

Today, they are going to take the dust off of Qi Haoguo-the president of the "Haoguo Group" Qi, who surrendered before and finally committed several crimes and sentenced him to eight years in prison. Then, because of his outstanding performance in prison, his sentence was commuted and he was released early.

In fact, if he does not take the initiative to explain many of the crimes, no one knows at all, there is no evidence, and there will be no sufferer, but he still voluntarily said it out, and also helped the police collect evidence and assist in prosecution. Party convicted. But it is precisely because of this that the final sentence of his crimes was not as serious as expected.

After coming out of jail for a few years, Qi Haoguo's temperament has become more refined and stable, and he even looks younger and stronger than before he entered.

His family did not leave him because he was in jail. In prison, he kept communicating with his children, discussing various life and learning issues with them, and asked the children to recommend books on philosophy and literature to him. Then continue to communicate with the children on this topic. His wife often takes the children to see him in jail. After he was released from prison, his family also picked him up first. The relationship with his family was more prosperous than when the business was at its peak. Much better and more intimate.

After lunch, everyone left. Qi Haoguo’s family is in the provincial capital, but his villa in Tongshi Town is still there. Xiaoliu has been helping him take care of it, so Xia Tianhuo and Lao He will He sent home.

After sending Qi Hao country, Xia Tianhuo drove Lao He back to Chongyun Village. Lao He spends most of his time in Pengcheng, and when he comes to Haixi, he basically goes to the research base in Chongyun Village. This time he just missed the rabbit meat taste of Youlong Hotel, so after arriving by plane, he first came to Tongshi Town. After eating a meal, it happened that they met Qi Haoguo to pick up the dust, so Xia Tianhuo dragged him to the box to have a meal together.

"Lao He, when I was in the hotel, Lao Qi told me in private that he wanted to donate money to our research base," Xia Tianhuo said.

Strictly speaking, he and Lao He are now colleagues, except that Lao He is the leader of the "non-research center", and he is the field investigation department of the research base.

After Lao Xia launched the "Spirit Control Theory" a few years ago, Xia Tianhuo and Yang Zhuo, Li Shiying and others accepted the first batch of "inspiration tests". Although he easily passed the "inspiration test", In the follow-up study, the grades broke down, so that he missed several practical opportunities and was kept in the research base to "make up lessons".

After hearing Xia Tianhuo's words, Lao He smiled and said, "Donation is unnecessary. Tell him that the research base is not short of money."

Xia Tianhuo nodded: "I think so, but he has another request. He also wants to join the research base."

"Join the research base? He is not doing research..." Lao He frowned, but immediately realized what Qi Haoguo wanted to join, and said: "Did you tell him about the field investigation department?"

"How is it possible!" Xia Tianhuo said quickly, "I didn't say anything. I can remember the confidentiality clause firmly. If the secret is leaked, Lao Xia can take my skin off. Lao Qi guessed it, you should know. , Lao Qi knows no less than us. But he doesn’t know the specific things, just guessing that we must have such a department, and that I am also in it."

"Oh, so, then you should ask Doctor Xia directly?" Lao He said.

"Lao Xia must let me go through the formal application channel. I don’t know how to do this formal application channel. Of course, I’m asking you. And I heard that there is a political trial for entering the research base. Lao Qi just came out of jail and can pass. Is it?" Xia Tianhuo said.

"I know the situation of President Qi, um..." Old He thought of Qi Haoguo's experience of seeing the "Barbie Warrior" and said: "It should be no problem. I can help you solve the basic procedures here. Let him hang on to the Non-Research Center. "'S establishment, but if you enter your Field Investigation Department, you still need Dr. Xia's approval."

"That's natural, thanks Lao He."

"Whatever you are polite, it's all for work."

After a while, Xia Tianhuo couldn't help asking, "Is Xiang Kun back?"

"Huh? Why do you ask?"

"Did you come back when you went to Yangcheng on a mission at the end of August?" Xia Tianhuo said again.

Lao He's expression was a little surprised, but he didn't say anything. After that mission, Dr. Xia made it clear that Xiang Kun’s return was kept secret for the time being, but Xia Tianhuo was not only relatives of Dr. Xia and Ms. Yang, but also had a good relationship with Li Shiying and Yang Zhuo. Maybe he got the news from somewhere. .

Xia Tianhuo said by himself: "After that mission, Yang Zhuo and Liu Zhengyi were in a different state. Yang Zhuo felt the excitement of seeing the idol, and he felt the spring under his feet when he walked, while Liu Zhengyi followed the miracle. The believers of the people talked like gods and gods. There is also our family’s Yang Laosan. After that, there was a circle of friends who hadn’t posted a gourmet shop for more than a week, but I knew that during that time she was with Lao Xia, Nana, and Xiao Ling Dang. They are in Pengcheng. The most important thing is that the previous EU investigation team in Antarctica witnessed someone flying up from the ground, driving lightning, clouds and fog. It was the day you performed your mission in Yangcheng, and that day. There are also abnormal weather changes in Yangcheng."

He listened to his "reasoning" process and said with a smile: "You have to ask Dr. Xia directly for this question."

Xia Tianhuo knew the answer immediately, and was also a little excited: "I understand." Lao He's answer obviously tacitly agreed with his guess.

"It seems that Xiang Kun has other tasks..." Xia Tianhuo thoughtfully, "Old Ho, how good do you think Xiang Kun is now? It should be the number one in the world, right? There are basically no'mutant creatures' in the world. Can you beat him?"

"You should still ask Doctor Xia about this question." Old He smiled.

"It's boring, what is it, boring~!" Xia Tianhuo shook his head.

He smiled and didn't say anything, but he thought about the mission a month ago. He also chatted with Mr. Liang about similar topics in private.

How strong is Xiang Kun?

He is equally curious about this issue.

Mr. Liang said he didn't know, so it was difficult to measure.

Why do you always ask: How many do you think you can beat Mr. Xiang?

Mr. Liang laughed: I can't beat Xiang Kun for one hundred or ten thousand. It's not a matter of concept at all. It's like how many whales can beat the sea? Me, Doctor Xia, Miss Tang, and Jiang Chun, the abilities of all of us now come from the ability system established by Xiang Kun.

Lao He was a little surprised at that time: Isn't Xiang Kun invincible?

Mr. Liang said with emotion: You should be thankful that Xiang Kun is invincible.

At this time, Lao He looked at the scenery of Chongyun Village outside the car window, and remembered Mr. Liang's words again.

While thinking in the car, he suddenly saw two people sitting by the artificial lake in Chongyun Village fishing. One of them should be Mr. Liang from the back.

When did Mr. Liang actually go fishing?

And he is fishing with others. Under normal circumstances, he doesn't like to communicate with people face to face unless he has a task.

Lao He put his gaze on the back of the other person, and quickly recognized that person's identity.

...

By the lake, Mr. Liang, who looks like a young man in his twenties, sits steadily holding a fishing rod, his body is motionless, and not far away, he looks like a 60 or 70 year old with his black hair well combed. The majestic old man was also fishing with a fishing rod.

Both of them seemed to be focusing on fishing, without saying a word.

Soon after, Mr. Liang caught the fish first.

Seeing him carrying the big fish weighing six or seven catties, the old man also showed a bright smile: "Yes, Alian, I heard that the fish here is of good quality. I borrowed the kitchen from the restaurant over there at noon and showed off. , I remember you loved fish most when you were a kid, and your mother every time..."

When the old man said this, he stopped suddenly, his expression became a little bewildered and nervous.

Mr. Liang smiled and said, "Dad, it's okay. I can eat now. I still remember that I used to love the fish soup my mother cooked every time, and my mother helped me remove the fish bones every time. So later …Later, the first time our father and mother ate fish by themselves, I got stuck in my throat by a fishbone. You drove me to the hospital quickly. I remember that night...you secretly cried."

"You remember..." This old man is Lu Chengan, the founder of "Shenxing Technology" and Mr. Liang's father.

Five years ago, after Mr. Liang reshaped his body, he went back to meet his father.

When he saw Mr. Liang's reconstruction for the first time, although Lu Cheng didn't say much, he almost fainted with excitement. Fortunately, Alice was secretly helping to protect the old man's heart.

However, the father and son have not seen each other for too long after all, there is no communication, and they are still a little uncomfortable with each other. In addition, during that time, there were a lot of research bases, non-research centers, and Shenxing Technology. He had to run around frequently, so father and son In fact, after a few years, the two did not have too many opportunities to be together.

In the past two years, Mr. Liang gradually figured out a lot of things, and began to get along with his father more actively, often asking his father to stay in Chongyun Village for a while.

Although the father and son still don't have much direct verbal communication, the feeling between the father and son is still more and more natural.

"I remember." Mr. Liang smiled and got up, ready to go and help his father.

Lu Chengan waved his hand and stood up by himself: "I feel that Chongyun Village is indeed a good mountain and water. I have often come to live for a while, climbing and climbing, fishing and fishing. This old problem of the back is actually good. about there."

Mr. Liang smiled and said: "You can simply move here and live here. Anyway, the company has professional managers to take care of it, and my people will watch it, and it won't go wrong." He actually knew that his father was getting older and older. The body is getting better and better, thanks to the care of Xiang Kun and Alice, and the blessing of the "super-sensing item system".

Lu Chengan nodded: "I think about it." He said, patted his son on the shoulder, sighed and said: "If your mother is still alive, she will be very happy when she sees you now. happy."

Mr. Liang also sighed softly in his heart: Yes, it would be nice if his mother was still alive. It would be great if Xiang Kun was born twenty years earlier, if Xiang Kun was already so powerful at that time.

Carrying fish and fishing tackle, walked with my father to the restaurant by the lake not far away. Standing on a high ground, I watched the planned buildings of various research projects in Chongyun Village surrounding the research base, and the construction sites were underway. , He couldn't help but sigh softly in his heart:

Academician Shen, I really hope you can see these.

With regard to the research and application of "blood-eating organisms", we are already the absolute number one in the world.

Our research is useful to the country, the people, and all mankind.

...

On October 4, Pengcheng.

Today is Tang Baona’s birthday. Everyone has gathered in the suburban villa bought by Lao Xia Xin the day before yesterday. Even Liu Shiling, a glorious primary school student, can stay with everyone because of the National Day holiday.

Lao Xia actually didn't buy a house in Pengcheng. If she came to Pengcheng, she would also live in the building where Tang Baona, Yang Zhen'er, and Xiao Pang Niu lived, and rented a suite, but in fact, most of the time They were sleeping in Yang Zhen'er and Tang Baona's house.

The reason why I want to buy this villa is to facilitate someone's "long sleep".

More than a month has passed since the mission of the Yangcheng Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine. During this period, Xiang Kun still focused on the establishment of a cognitive model of the "different world", and had to sleep for a long time from time to time.

So Lao Xia, Tang Baona and the others set up a large hidden bedroom on the ground floor of this villa for him to sleep.

The bedroom door was slowly opened, Yang Zhen'er stuck her head in, looked at the bed, and confirmed that Xiang Kun was sleeping, then turned her head and beckoned behind her, whispering: "Chef Xiang is sleeping, come in. "

So, under the leadership of Yang Zhener, Tang Baona, Little Apple, Liu Shiling, Xia Libing, Egg Yolk Pie, Golden Shining, Little Steamed Bun, and even "Little Old Xia Alice" all followed in.

Holding a plate of birthday cake, Yang Zhen'er walked to the bed and looked at Xiang Kun, then put it on his stomach, and began to spread the cream on the cake with his hands, and then painted Xiang Kun's face.

"Quickly, come and help." Yang Zhen'er greeted excitedly while suppressing his voice.

Liu Shiling and Tang Baona leaned over, smiling and using the cream to help paint Xiangkun's face.

Little Apple was worried: "It will be difficult to clean up this time. Uncle Xiang has to go to bed. That's not good... Why not just use Bing Sister’s cream so that it won’t fall off when I look back. Will get dirty."

Yang Zhener put two cherries on Xiangkun’s cheeks and said, “Because we have to take pictures! Lao Xia’s cream is more troublesome to take pictures, so you have to use real ones, all on your face, and towels for a while. Just wipe it clean! Or let the egg yolk pie come and lick it, hehe."

Tang Baona put cream on Xiangkun’s forehead, smiled and squeezed Xiangkun’s cheek, and then squeezed his nose, then turned her head and asked, "Alice, is Xiang Kun really not awake?"

"Sesame oil, don't worry!" Alice said firmly.

After finishing the "cream makeup" for Xiang Kun in his sleep, Yang Zhener greeted everyone to come and lie down on the bed, leaning on the side of Xiang Kun, and then let Alice control the camera to take a group photo of everyone on the top of the bed.

"Everyone look at the camera! Three, two..."

When Alice was yelling to count, Xiang Kun on the bed suddenly opened his eyes. He didn't know when he had already grabbed a piece of cake. Pia patted his head with a brighter smile than Yang Zhen with a yeah gesture. On her face, and amidst her wow, another piece of cake pia was on the faces of Tang Baona and Liu Shiling.

Taking advantage of this moment, Xia Libing also grabbed the cake and pia to Yang Zhen'er. Little Apple took the cake and prepared to pia to the little fat girl. He hesitated. As a result, Tang Baona took the cake and patted her face.

As soon as the cake fight started, Alice laughed and controlled the camera to press the shutter continuously, and then took pictures.

Of course, she lied to Nana. She went to the "different world" to Kun consciousness. She was not like drinking blood and couldn't wake up halfway. When Yang Zhener proposed to take a photo with him, he had already woke up.

"Chef to chef! You are too treacherous! Alice! You liar! Wow..." Yang Zhener yelled halfway, and Liu Shiling threw a piece of cake in the mouth, then rushed to fight back angrily. .

Everyone was messed up in the cake fight, but even Xia Libing had a rare smile on his face.

After the end of the war, Liu Shiling ignored the cake on her face, clothes, and hair. He used to hold Xiang Kun's hand excitedly and asked, "Uncle Bald, what new abilities have you gained this time?"

In the last few times, every time Xiang Kun woke up from the exploration of the "altitude world", she could get a new ability. Liu Shiling is now very much looking forward to seeing Xiang Kun's new abilities, because she knows that these new abilities are all in the future. She may also get it from the "super-sensing item system".

"This time the ability is amazing." Xiang Kun said, raising his hand to touch the little fat girl's face.

Then, the cake on the little chubby girl's face suddenly began to move quickly, first gathered together, and then performed a very weird trajectory movement in the air, and finally returned to the plate.

The little chubby girl touched her cheek, then looked at the intact cake on the plate, she was shocked: "It's amazing...I can eat a cake many times in the future?"

Tang Baona chuckled, and then Xiang Kun, Yang Zhen'er, Little Apple, and Lao Xia also laughed.

"If it comes out of the belly, would you still dare to eat it?" Tang Baona smiled and pinched her face.

"Why don't you dare to come out of your stomach... Oh yes... also... I really don't dare." Liu Shiling scratched her head, but the cream on her hair had not been removed.

Xiang Kun picked up a cup again and threw it on the ground. After the glass broke, he raised his hand slightly. The fragments gathered again in the original trajectory and returned to his hand, as good as before.

Xia Libing looked at the cup thoughtfully.

However, Liu Shiling and Yang Zhen'er ran over and said, "I want to learn too." Tang Baona and Little Apple applied to restore the cake on their faces, so that they would not have to wash them.

...

Two days later, in a park in Citong City.

Xiang Dad looked at the front and let Xiang Xinran ride on his neck. Xiang Kun, who walked forward, gave Xiang’s mother a wink. The two of them fell a few steps behind, and then whispered: "You ask your son Xiao Tang and Xiao Xia’s Has it happened?"

Xiang Ma hesitated and shook his head.

Xiang Dad wondered: "Why didn't you ask?"

Xiang Ma tangled: "I'm afraid..."

"What are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid that if Xiang Kun chooses to be with Xiao Tang, Xiao Xia will probably ask Xiang Xinran back. In that case, it may not be so easy for our grandparents to see our granddaughter in the future." Xiang Ma said worriedly.

Dad Xiang was taken aback: "No..." Wei paused, gritted his teeth and said, "Forget it, how is his relationship with Xiaoxia and Xiao Tang? They young people will solve it by themselves. Anyway, Xiao Ran is our granddaughter, we Just take care of your granddaughter."

"Yeah." Xiang Ma also nodded.

Naturally, Xiang Kun could clearly hear the muttering of his parents behind him, and he was a little bit dumbfounded. He didn't expect Lao Xia and the others to set up such a stall for him while he was sleeping in the Antarctic.

Holding his flaming little feet with both hands, he walked slowly towards the sunset, and asked, "Alice, how does it feel to be a human being?"

"Very good! Grandpa and grandma like me so much and treat me so well!" Xiang Xinran, who was riding on Xiangkun's neck, grasped his ears with two small hands to maintain balance, and said with a smile.

"Is that better to be Alice or Xiang Xin?"

"all good!"

"Then what if you can only choose one? Would you like to be Xiang Xingan or Alice?"

"I don't choose, UU reading www.uukānshu.com boss chooses!" Alice said decisively.

"Haha, no need to choose, no need to choose." Xiang Kun smiled, "I used to make my parents upset, you have to be nice to them in the future."

"Don't worry, boss, grandparents said I'm much better than you were when you were a kid! Xiang Xinran is the best and cutest in the world!" Alice raised her chin slightly and said triumphantly.

"Have you ever been beaten in the ass?"

"I will sue my grandparents!"

"Aren't you the invincible Alice?"

"I am lovely Xiang Xingan!"

Neither Dad Xiangma behind, nor the passersby next to them, would have thought that this looks like a father and a daughter, one big and one small, and they are happy, but they are the masters of this world.

Oh, now the master of two worlds.

(Finish)