What It’s Like Being a Vampire

Liu Shiling held the egg yolk pie, looked at Alice squatting next to her, then looked up at the little Apple wearing cool glasses leaning against the door, and the fat bird Jin sitting on her shoulder. Twinkle, Tang Baona and Yang Zhener are busy making a quick lunch in the kitchen.

This atmosphere made her feel very happy, safe and comfortable.

Although her mother, Sister Grilled Chicken Wings, and Uncle Baldhead are not here now, she knows that her mother is at the company and the weather is bad now, so she usually doesn’t come back at noon; she knows that Sister Grilled Chicken Wings is at the base in Chongyun Village, leading others to conduct research. , it won’t take long for them to meet; she knows that the bald uncle is flying in the sky now, soaring in the clouds and mist, with lightning crackling behind his head, and he is going to save the world.

As for the violent storms, lightning and thunder outside, the monsters occupying the Antarctic, and the various pessimistic and negative comments on the Internet, they had no impact on her at all.

Anyway, instead of going to school now, she can also take online classes. Alice and her sisters will give her explanations and tutoring, so she doesn’t have to worry about her homework. In the previous midterm exam in November, her score was firmly first in the class and first in grade. He is also in the top ten and is now the study committee member of the class.

When studying at home, not only do I have the company of my sisters, I have a golden egg yolk pie that I can masturbate at any time, I can also eat snacks at any time, I can always know the condition of my bald uncle, and I can contact my sister who roasts chicken wings from time to time.

The most important thing is that at home, she doesn't have to worry about her "magic" being exposed. She can discuss freely with her sisters, and can even show off her "magic ability" at will. She can control chocolate ice cream Shaqima and play with them. There is also the "Fantasy Magic Robe" made for her by the old fairy sister, and even Alice can come out and play with her freely.

For her, this life is so happy.

Life is so wonderful!

The only thing missing is the delicious food made by the bald uncle.

Liu Shiling rubbed Egg Yolk Pie's big head, raised her head and asked, "Sister Apple, what kind of drink is Egg Yolk Pie?"

"It has to laugh. Only when it laughs can it know." Little Apple said with a smile.

So Alice next to her reached out and pinched Egg Yolk Pie's cheek: "Smile."

Egg Yolk Pie shook off Alice's little hand and grinned, which really seemed like a smile.

Little Apple also squatted down in front of them, touching the face of the little fat girl with one hand and the head of Egg Yolk Pie with the other hand: "Of course Egg Yolk Pie is still Egg Yolk Pie when it smiles, haha, it can't turn into egg drop soup. One bite of Egg Yolk Pie, A bite of chocolate ice cream, hehe."

Alice next to her shouted: "I want to drink lemon tea!"

"Yeah, lemon tea is delicious." Little Apple reached out and touched Alice's head.

"Don't block the door, let's start the meal." Yang Zhener turned around with a smile and said to the three people, one cat and one bird, squatting at the door of the kitchen.

Liu Shiling originally planned to come over with Little Apple to help set the dishes as soon as she stood up, but stimulated by their "dish-washing declaration" and "cooking declaration" just now, Yang Zhener waved her hand in a domineering manner and refused: " Go! Children, behave like children, go watch TV and play games! I’ll call you when the food is on the table!”

Little Apple thought that she was not a child, so she still helped to get the tableware. Little Fatty and Alice followed the instructions and walked out of the kitchen. However, they did not watch TV or play games. Instead, they stood side by side by the living room window, watching the rain outside. .

Liu Shiling whispered: "Little screw, where is the bald uncle?"

Alice also whispered: "We're on the Pacific Ocean.

Meeting up with the 'Super Coin', we are about to rush to the Antarctic. "Although she didn't understand why she had to speak in a low voice.

Liu Shiling, who had studied relevant geographical knowledge carefully in the previous period, knew where the Pacific Ocean and Antarctica were and what their current position was relative to them. She asked with some confusion: "Little screw, Antarctica is a monster. Is it very powerful?" "

"It is very powerful, but the boss is invincible, and we are invincible! It is no opponent!" Alice said proudly.

"I know the bald uncle can definitely beat it." Liu Shiling clasped her hands together and whispered sheepishly: "I'm asking how powerful it is? If you compare it with me, how many of them can I beat? ah?"

As soon as these words came out, Alice was stunned. Then she raised her head slightly and looked diagonally upward, her sight out of focus.

Liu Shiling knew that Alice was calculating in this state, and that Alice could think about it for so long without an answer. This proved that her ability was far different from that Antarctic monster, and she needed too much. To be able to deal with it, even if it takes Alice so long, it must be more than 100 of her, right?

Liu Shiling looked at the misty rain outside the window again, and couldn't help but feel a little sad. She was too weak, her growth was too slow, and there was no way she could help her bald uncle.

Now the monsters that the bald uncle has to deal with are just that many more powerful than her. When she grows up, the monsters that the bald uncle has to deal with will definitely be even more powerful.

Although it is said that the bald uncle will become more and more powerful and can definitely deal with all kinds of monsters, but when will she be able to fight side by side with the bald uncle?

In the living room, Yang Zhener turned on the light, and the little chubby girl saw her frowning face with a heavy expression through the glass window.

She thought of what her bald uncle had said to her in private before setting off a few days ago.

At that time, the bald uncle had just read her midterm exam report card - of course her grades were very good, and the bald uncle also praised her a lot.

Then the bald uncle began to explain to her the "magic" she had mastered, guiding her in which directions she could develop and what textbook knowledge she should learn to better master the "magic". But these chats only lasted a while, and then she talked about Dalu and Xiaomei, her friends on QQ, looked at the paintings they drew together, and discussed the interesting things they did together.

Finally, the bald uncle told her: "Little Bell, take 'magic' as your hobby, don't put too much pressure, you are already great now. The bald uncle will be responsible for saving the world, you just have to have fun." ”

The little chubby girl knew what her bald uncle told her, because he was afraid that she would be too addicted to "magic" and it would affect her homework, or that her "magic" would get out of control, get into trouble, and be punished by her mother.

"Magic" is of course her hobby, but it is more than just a hobby.

She knew that what her bald uncle said was that she was still too weak in the final analysis, so she could only use "magic" to play with.

But the last words spoken by the bald uncle made her very happy:

"If you encounter something very urgent and dangerous that even Alice and Lao Xia can't handle, you can tell Sister Nana and ask her to use songs to help you mobilize your emotions, and then sense all the 'magic coins' I gave you. , just like the time you returned to your hometown in Qingshan Village, I will know then."

The bald uncle told her that during his absence, he would fall into a deep sleep. Under normal circumstances, he would not know what was happening in the outside world, but Xiaolingdang's anger had a way of waking him up. Although he could not really wake up, he could Take action in other ways.

This made Liu Shiling feel particularly proud and secure.

Of course, she should be worried about her "magic" not being powerful enough, being too weak to be of help, and unable to defeat monsters... She should still be worried.

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Alice next to her suddenly exclaimed: "I figured it out!"

Looking at Alice looking at her with bright eyes, Liu Shiling couldn't help but feel a little nervous, afraid of saying a string of numbers from Alice's mouth that she hadn't learned yet.

But what she didn't expect was that Alice said: "Little Bell, you are invincible! No monster can defeat you!"

Liu Shiling was stunned for two seconds, then looked at her with wide eyes: "Little screw, you flatter me!"

"I don't!"

Yang Zhener, who was carrying a pot of beef ball, wonton and dumpling soup, looked at the two little ones standing by the window at the dining table and asked Tang Baona strangely: "What's wrong with the two of them? Are they quarreling?"

While Tang Baona was ladling soup into the bowls of Little Fat Girl and Little Apple, she didn't even raise her head: "It's impossible, Alice will only quarrel with you, not with her precious little bell sister."

But Yang Zhener said proudly: "That's because Alice and I have a good relationship! Little Apple, Alice, and Little Bell, come over for dinner."

By the window, Alice and the little fat girl turned around at the same time and said "Hey" in agreement, then continued to look at each other. Alice said: "Little Bell, if you want to fight monsters, then I will definitely show up. If I show up, Then Lao Xia, Sister Nana, Zhen'er, Little Apple, Egg Yolk Pie, Jin Shining, Little Carrot, Zero Zero One, Zero Zero Two, Barbie Warrior, Minion Warrior... will all appear! The boss will definitely appear too!"

"But...but I'm talking about just me." The little fat girl stretched out a white index finger and said.

At the dining table, Yang Zhener said to Tang Baona and Little Apple who were already seated, "What on earth are they two discussing?"

Little Apple smiled and said, "We are discussing 'combat power'."

Facing the little fat girl's question at the window, Alice said confidently: "Yes, as long as you are counted, all of us, including the boss, must be counted! Because we are together, all of us. Together, our abilities all come from the boss, so no matter what time it is, or what monster we fight, we will fight together! The boss is going to Antarctica now, and some of the abilities he uses are also created by you! Boss Save the world, we save the world! If the boss is invincible, we are invincible!"

After finishing speaking, Alice looked proud. She had just tried hard to calculate Liu Shiling's individual strength and the strength of the "Ultimate Predator" after condensing the entity in Antarctica, and then tried to deduce various situations, but the result was that When her computing power resources were getting bigger and bigger, she suddenly had a flash of inspiration and thought of this explanation method.

Alice felt that this explanation was so perfect. Not only was it logically perfect, but it would not make the little bell feel discouraged, and it could also shout out the invincible slogan!

Hearing Alice's words, Liu Shiling was stunned for a moment, and then thought of the time she went back to Qingshan Village alone with her grandmother. At that time, although there were only her and Egg Yolk Pie, Alice had been using various methods to "Accompanying" her, helping her deal with various difficulties and dangers, and finally Sister Roasted Chicken Wings came to pick her up in person...

And that time in the village, she, Little Apple, Sister Grilled Chicken Wings, and Alice fought against the monster bird. It was also because the bald uncle was not around, so they worked together to defeat the monster...

When she was helping the bald uncle to deal with monsters in her dream, when she fell into the darkness alone, the beautiful sister's singing sounded, and then the grilled chicken wing sister also came to save her in her dream. She really didn't need to fight alone...

yes! They are indeed a team, they are in this together!

As the bald uncle becomes more powerful, they will naturally become more powerful. She is not powerful enough on her own, but with Alice, Little Apple Sister, Pretty Sister, Grilled Chicken Wing Sister, and Old Fairy Sister together, she is invincible!

Because there is a bald uncle behind them, and the bald uncle is invincible!

Liu Shiling finally accepted Alice's statement and came over to sit at the dining table with satisfaction, happily eating meatballs, wontons and dumplings soup.

As a result, she scooped up a beef ball and took a bite, but she was burned. She opened her mouth and gasped: "It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!..."

Yang Zhener quickly got up and went to get the mineral water. Tang Baona, dumbfounded, reached out and put it under the chubby girl's chin, asking her to spit out half the beef ball in her mouth: "Slow down, these beef balls are very hot now, you go first Eat wontons, then dumplings, then meatballs.”

Although she couldn't eat real food, she still sat around the dining table with everyone, and there were also bowls and chopsticks in front of her. While eating her own ice cream, she looked contentedly at the little chubby girl who was no longer worried.

She thought of what her boss had told her last night:

"Alice, help me take care of them."

"Understood, boss!"

She doesn't need to ask who "they" are, because she has actually been protecting "them" in real time. However, after Xiang Kun gets rid of the "ultimate predator", he will fall into a sleeping stage of staged transformation. , she has more independent decision-making power on many things, requiring her to exert more subjective initiative.

According to her boss, she has "greater power and greater responsibility."

"If you encounter trouble or are unsure, just discuss it with Lao Xia."

"Understood, boss!"

"After I occupy the high-dimensional factor of the 'Ultimate Predator', our 'super-sensory item system' should be greatly improved immediately. At that time, I will leave the 'super coin' to you, you Perhaps you can rely directly on them to gain the ability to condense the 'mutated biological body'. I authorize you to construct a body before I wake up. You can first think about what it will look like when the time comes, because for the time being, you only have one chance. , think clearly.”

"I've already thought about what I want to look like!" she said without any hesitation.

She knows that this ability is different from "fantasy manifestation". It truly creates a body that can always exist on the reality level. It has the characteristics of "high-dimensional factors" and is a natural "mutated creature". Although this "mutated creature" is different from Mr. Liang, it does not exist alone. It is constructed from "materials" separated from Xiaoluobo's ability platform. But for Alice, who already exists on the "supersensory object system", there is no difference between such a body and independent existence. Anyway, her consciousness still exists on the system.

"Oh? What kind of body do you want to condense?" Xiang Kun was also a little curious. He didn't bother to deduce Alice's possible thoughts, because he could just ask directly.

Then Alice showed him the body he wanted to condense through the holographic image.

"A baby? Do you want to experience a person's growth process from scratch? Does the body you want to condense want to grow and develop from scratch?"

"yes!"

As she spoke, the baby on the holographic image began to change and grow up little by little. When it reached the age of five, six, six or seven, it looked almost the same as her current appearance. In other words, it was a little old baby. Summer look!

Then, little Lao Xia continued to grow up and turned into a girl. Sure enough, her eyebrows and eyes were eighty or ninety percent similar to Lao Xia's, but she had a naive smile on her face, and she had twin tails, and she was wearing Yang Laosan's clothes. Style, it seems, can be distinguished from "real Lao Xia" at once.

When Xiang Kun saw Alice's body condensation plan, he laughed so hard, but he was still curious: "Why did you choose to design this plan?"

"I have no design, this is me!" Alice's answer was simple, "I know this is me."

After hearing what she said, Xiang Kun touched her head and said, "I understand, just do what you want. Then... remember what I told you."

At the dining table, Alice was eating ice cream, her eyes narrowed with laughter.

Boss, don't worry!

It was raining and windy outside the window, and the sky was dark and the earth was dark, but the atmosphere in the house was peaceful and warm, like two worlds.