What It’s Like Being a Vampire

Latest website: In a group of ancient buildings, a towering tower stands proudly.

On the outermost city wall of the building complex, there was a fight going on. A general who had just fought a bloody battle and repelled the enemy's attack rushed down from the city wall, got on his horse, and rushed towards the tower in the city.

On the balcony, a very fairy-like woman wearing a luxurious dress stood beside the jade railing, overlooking the general on horseback, with a solemn look on her face - although she was far away, her eyesight seemed to be able to Infinite zoom makes it easy to see people and objects in the distance clearly.

After a while, the general arrived at the tower and went straight down. He handed the reins of his mount to the guards below, and then ran up the stairs.

After reaching the top, he slowed down, took off his helmet, revealed his bright bald head, and held the saber on his waist - the handle of the saber was normal, but the blade was very strange and had no scabbard. It's a very long and narrow 104-key keyboard.

The general walked to a screen, clasped his fists and shouted loudly: "Princess Nana! The enemy has arrived at the city, please cast a spell to retreat!"

The screen was automatically removed with a whoosh, revealing Tang Baona in a luxurious antique dress behind the screen.

She was also full of sorrow: "General, I can't do anything about it! The piano is broken and it has no sound!! I can't play the Divine Song to Exorcise Demons!!!"

As she said that, she helplessly pointed to a piano placed on the platform next to her - but that piano was not a guqin, but an electronic keyboard that looked quite old. Compared with her clothes and the surrounding environment, It was extremely inconsistent, but it matched the keyboard on the general's waist.

"Yeah? It's broken?! What should I do? Is there no battery?" The bald general squatted beside the piano and checked anxiously: "I removed the battery from my keyboard and gave it to you. Well, it can't be installed. The specifications are different. , let me see, is there a power cord?"

"Princess Nana" also squatted down next to her and whispered: "I don't know, it's just silent. Hey, General Xiang, I'm a little hungry. You go get something to eat first. I want to eat meat." ."

The bald general snorted: "Princess Nana, what time is it? I'm still thinking about eating. The enemies are all outside and we are approaching the city. Do you understand..."

"Then there's nothing I can do! What can I do if the piano doesn't work?" "Princess Nana" said, angrily stretching out her fingers and hitting the keys of the electronic keyboard a few times, except for the snapping sound when the keys hit. There was a snap sound, but no corresponding key sounded.

"If your keyboard doesn't work, you can't go into battle to kill the enemy! It's the same thing! You can either help me fix the piano,

I'll play it, or you can cook for me and fill my stomach first. "Princess Nana" said confidently.

The bald general sighed, with an expression that said, "There's really nothing I can do about you." He stood up and began to take off his armor.

The "Princess Nana" next to him chuckled and took an apron with her own face on it, and put it on her as soon as he finished taking off his armor. Then with a snap of the fingers, a very modern kitchen appeared next to it, with not only faucets and stainless steel sinks, but also modern cooking equipment such as gas stoves, range hoods, and ovens.

The bald general put on an apron and instantly transformed into a bald chef. After he started cooking, "Princess Nana" rubbed her hands and watched him cooking expectantly, licking her lips subconsciously from time to time.

Suddenly, a burst of melodious music sounded, and then a familiar female voice softly hummed a nice melody.

"Princess Nana" was stunned for a moment and tilted her head to listen. This melody is so nice. Who sang this? I want to buy her album. Hey, the more I listen to it, the more familiar it becomes. Why does this sound like it was sung by me? Why? Hey hey hey?

"Sister Nana, sister Nana..."

When she was confused, an equally familiar voice called her softly.

Everything around him, including the various objects on the balcony and the bald chef cooking next to him, suddenly became blurry. Especially the bald chef's face was covered in white mist, and his facial features could not be seen.

Am I dreaming?

An idea arose in her mind, and she immediately clarified her state and remembered what happened before going to bed. She remembered that she fell asleep this time to help Xiang Kun deal with a very powerful but elusive existence.

Then, she saw Lao Xia appear in front of her, and everything around her, including the bald general (chú)jun (shī), disappeared.

Tang Baona's gorgeous palace clothes also changed into her previous bear pajamas. She said to Lao Xia with some embarrassment: "Did you see all those things just now?"

"No, I just came." Xia Libing said.

"Then what should we do now?" Tang Baona squeezed her fists and geared up, looking around as if looking for the big boss that needed to be dealt with: "How can I help Xiang Kun?"

Xia Libing also looked at the empty dream space around him and said, "It seems that it has not affected your dream yet, or Xiang Kun and Alice deliberately helped you get rid of its influence first."

Tang Baona couldn't help scratching her head: "What does this mean? Xiang Kun and Alice think that I am too weak and want to protect me? But... I am obviously the oldest among us."

"It's not that I think you are weak, I just need you to be a foreign aid." Xia Libing said, "You and I are both foreign aid."

Tang Baona was confused: "Foreign aid?"

…

Yang Zhen'er, who was dressed in silver armor and carrying a big sword on his back, rode a white balance bike and marched slowly in the middle of the wide road, looking left and right, majestic, as if he was a great lord patrolling his territory.

The road was empty, not a single car.

Pedestrians could be faintly seen on both sides of the road, but they were all hiding in storefronts, looking at her from a distance and with respect.

Yang Zhener held her head high and felt proud and proud of protecting this land, water, city, and life.

After a while, a chubby little girl wearing a magic robe with cat ears and riding a children's bicycle with training wheels appeared in front of her. She pedaled the bicycle hard to the front, raised her little head and said loudly: "Fairy in Silver Armor" Sir! I want to follow you to deal with the monsters together!"

Yang Zhener nodded with satisfaction, picked up the broad sword on his back, gently tapped the little girl's shoulder with the tip of the sword, and said, "I allow you to follow me."

So the little girl happily rode her bicycle behind her balance car and moved forward slowly.

Then another tall girl with a high ponytail and a cute girl with round glasses appeared. One called her "the most beloved cousin" and the other called her "my dear Zhen'er", both of whom joined the team.

Although the two of them didn't have any means of transportation, they strode along in the queue no slower than Yang Zhen'er who was riding a balance bike and the little chubby girl who was riding a children's bicycle.

There was another bald warrior in front, and a girl assassin with black cloth over her eyes appeared. One called her "Your Highness the Silver Armor" and the other called her "Sister Fairy", they all joined the team.

This team marched forward in a mighty manner. At the end of the road, a huge black monster more than ten meters high stood in front of everyone. It was covered with lingering black mist. From the shape, it looked like a Q version of evil. Rabbit, two big eyes glowing with terrifying red light.

Yang Zhener jumped off the balance car, took off his broad-backed sword, pointed forward, and shouted: "Come with me!"

She screamed, held the sword high in both hands, and rushed towards the evil rabbit.

The evil rabbit casually moved its front paws, and Yang Zhener was knocked down, and then was stepped on by its back paws, unable to move.

"Quick! Take the opportunity to attack it, this is a good opportunity!" Yang Zhen'er waved his sword vigorously to chop off the huge rabbit's foot that was stepping on him, and then shouted loudly.

But after yelling for a long time, Yang Zhener found that no one came to attack the evil rabbit except her, so she turned around and found that the few "little friends" who had followed her all the way here were all watching coldly. He looked at her, completely indifferent, with no intention of rescuing her or attacking the evil rabbit.

"You...what are you doing? Take action quickly! This is a good opportunity!" Yang Zhener shouted.

Several "little friends" still watched with cold eyes, motionless.

"Don't be stunned! Little Lingdang, Chef Xiang, Lao Xia, Little Apple, and Nana, come and save me!" Yang Zhener yelled.

However, the "little friends" not only did not move, but also took a few steps back.

Yang Zhener was desperate. After being hit hard by the evil rabbit with its claws, he couldn't help but burst into tears. His face was covered with snot and tears, and his vision was blurred.

It wasn't that it hurt from being hit. Although the evil rabbit was a huge creature, the giant claws slapped it on its body, and it didn't cause much damage.

It's just that she felt desperate, lonely and desolate, feeling abandoned and betrayed.

It turns out she has no team, it turns out she is alone.

Suddenly, a very rhythmic drum beat sounded in the ears, and the lingering sound echoed over the entire city.

Boom!

Boom!

Boom, boom, boom!

The suona sounded and the drum beat became more urgent.

An ethereal female voice began to hum, with a tragic and solemn momentum, even though tens of thousands of people were leaving.

For a moment, this music made her feel like One Punch Superman's execution of justice... or the beating BGM of Water Margin. The feeling of despair and loneliness was instantly swept away, replaced by excitement and passion.

"Yang Laosan, stand up!"

A familiar female voice sounded in my ears like a fantasy.

"Ah! - Ha!" Yang Zhen'er shouted, with a brilliant light band surrounding his body. He swung his sword, arcs of electricity crackled, and soared into the sky with a stubborn momentum.

After a scream, the evil rabbit composed of black mist dissipated and collapsed. Yang Zhener leaped up like a god and fell from a height of more than ten meters with a big sword.

The feet wearing silver combat boots stepped on the ground, and the gravel flew away, leaving two large footprints.

"Sir Shining Armor Fairy! You are so awesome!" The "little fat girl" who was standing next to her just now and looked at her coldly suddenly rushed over happily and wanted to hug her.

Yang Zhener raised his sword, slapped her on the butt, and slapped her into the sky, saying disdainfully:

"You are not Little Bell! Little Bell never calls me that!"

The girl with the ponytail came closer: "My most beloved cousin..."

"Fake!" Yang Zhener swung her sword and lifted her up into the sky.

The girl with glasses stepped forward: "My dearest Zhen'er..."

"Disgusting!" Another person was dragged to the sky.

After using the big sword to lift all five people to the sky, Yang Zhener looked around thoughtfully, then looked at his own hands, the weapons in his hands, and then listened carefully to the sound that was still echoing between heaven and earth. The humming sound suddenly felt a bit weird, and everything around seemed...a bit fake?

"cousin."

A familiar voice sounded. She looked back and saw Lao Xia walking towards her.

"Again!" Yang Zhener frowned, swung his sword and slapped the tall girl on the butt.

The sword, which looked wider than the girl's thigh and had an electric arc, was blocked in front of the girl's butt by her raising her hand lightly.

"How could you possibly stop me? This is my dream!" Yang Zhener shouted subconsciously, but as soon as the words came out, she froze and murmured: "Eh? My dream? I Are you dreaming now?"

"Cousin, wake up." Lao Xia came closer, took off her helmet, held her cheeks with both hands, and rubbed them gently.

This action was something Yang Zhener often did to Xia Libing when she was a child.

"Wake up, wake up, I'm awake!" Yang Zhener laughed and took away Xia Libing's hands, then hugged her fiercely: "Old Xia! I miss you so much!"

She was obviously still talking to Lao Xia before going to bed, before closing her eyes, but the feeling of being alone, abandoned, and betrayed that she had just experienced made her face the "real Lao Xia" and felt full of grievances. Come here, it feels like you are suddenly seeing your relatives after wandering in a foreign country for decades.

"That's right! We were dreaming about helping Chef Xiang. What was in this dream? Could it be the black rabbit just now? I had already easily killed it by myself. Did I do the first job?" Yang Zhen Er suddenly remembered something, let go of Lao Xia and asked.

"No." Xia Libing said: "Those fake me and fake Xiang Kun may be part of the representation. All the things that do not belong to your dream and that you think are inconsistent may be. I am here to help Find those things together."

"I understand! We're just trying to find fault with each other!" Yang Zhen'er's eyes sparkled, "Where's Nana? Where's Little Bell, Little Apple, Chef Xiang, Alice and the others?"

"Concentrate and seize the time." Xia Libing said.

"Okay, don't worry. In my dream, I, the Silver-armored Old Immortal, must be the most powerful!" Yang Zhener proudly put on his helmet again, picked up his big sword, and led the way in a swaggering manner, taking the old man with him. Xia swept away his dreams.

Unknowingly, the BGM of the dream became soothing, and the rhythm was even a little playful and funny.

…

Except for Lao Xia, who made the fastest progress in the dream due to his special mission, in Xiang Kun and Alice's plan, several other people, from Yang Laosan, Tang Baona, Little Apple to Little Fat Girl, basically started at the same time Dreamland.

Lao Xia is the guide, free man, and reinforcement who wanders through various dreams, while Tang Baona's special melody is an important part of dream awakening, providing logistical and technical support.

She plays it directly in the dream, and then Alice distributes the melody and adjusts it, which can ensure that other people are "awakened" from their dreams.

Until Yang Laosan was "awakened", the entire plan went smoothly, and everything was basically within Xiang Kun and Alice's expectations.

But here, little fat girl had a little surprise.