What It’s Like Being a Vampire

Although Liu Shiling was always in high spirits after seeing her grandma, Liu Shiling still noticed that her aunt didn't like her very much.

But she didn't care too much about this.

When she was a child, she liked to join in the fun wherever she went, made friends with everyone, and followed the most popular kids. But in most cases, her enthusiasm was not responded to, and she was even sometimes bullied.

At that time, she always felt a little inferior. She felt that because she was not good enough, smart enough, good-looking enough, cute enough, not good at singing and dancing, and did not have many talents, the children did not like to play with her.

Or maybe she did something wrong and made other children angry, so she ignored her and bullied her.

But after focusing on practicing magic and preparing to help her bald uncle destroy monsters and protect the world in the future, she no longer cares so much about what "irrelevant people" think of her.

Although my aunt is not strictly speaking an "irrelevant person", after all, it is just the first time to meet her, so there is not much difference in cognition from a stranger.

The little fat girl carried her little schoolbag and went to the room with her grandma to put her things. Naturally, she didn't have a separate room of her own. She lived in a room with her grandma and slept on the same bed.

The room was small, except for a bed, filled with various boxes.

After putting the bag with a change of clothes on the bed, grandma walked out carrying the cat bag and said, "I'll put the cat on the balcony."

Just when Liu Shiling was about to say something, her aunt holding the child walked to the door of the room and frowned: "You can't put the cat on the balcony. Cat hair and cat feces will rub everywhere and stain all the washed clothes, and Xiaohui I often go to the balcony to play, what should I do if I get scratched or bitten by a cat?"

Liu Shiling hurried over, hugged the cat bag, and faced her aunt with the transparent side so that her aunt could see the appearance of the egg yolk pie. Then she raised her little face and said: "Auntie, the egg yolk pie is very lazy and won't jump around and mess around. He's very shy and won't catch or bite people."

As she said that, she looked at her grandma again: "Grandma, can I keep the egg yolk pie with me? We stay in the room and don't go out. I will keep an eye on it. The egg yolk pie doesn't stink. My mother and I often give it a bath. It When it’s time to poop, I’ll carry it to the toilet so it won’t make the room dirty.”

As if in order to agree with the little master's words, the egg yolk pie in the cat bag looked at Shi Ling's grandma and aunt and meowed softly and long, and then blinked slowly. It looked really cute and adorable, even the little watch held by her aunt. My brother couldn't help but want to jump down and see the cat.

Grandma Shiling hesitated for a moment.

She still left the cat bag in the room and said, "Shiling and Maomao will play in the house for a while, and I'll talk to your aunt." Then she closed the door and went to the living room.

"What are you doing? Shiling is just here to stay for a few days, and you don't need to take her with her. Didn't we all agree before that you shouldn't embarrass the child at this time?" Shiling's grandmother frowned and said to her daughter-in-law.

"I only said she would come to live there before, but I didn't say she would bring a cat!" Aunt Shiling said.

"What's wrong with bringing a cat? You've had one before."

"Anyway, I don't want Xiaohui to play with that wild cat who doesn't know where it came from."

"You..." Grandma Shiling was angry, sighed, and said, "Then let the cat stay in my house first."

Before turning around to go back to the house, Grandma Shiling stopped again and turned around and said: "I know you are resentful because you borrowed money from A Xue several times in the past few years and she failed to borrow it. But don't forget it. , when you got married and bought this house, she paid a lot of money, and she will not treat you badly."

Aunt Shiling was dissatisfied and said: "When I got married and bought a house, she only paid more than 200,000 yuan in total! What kind of money is this to her? I heard that she worked as a baby outside... Anyway, she made a lot of money. I have enough money to buy a house in Shenhai, not to mention tens of millions, but probably several million. When my brother is in trouble, he refuses to borrow 100,000 yuan... Now that we are encountering that kind of thing again, what's wrong with that money? It’s all in vain, you think she’s stupid or not!”

Grandma Shiling lowered her voice and scolded: "What are you talking about! Be careful! Don't talk nonsense in front of the child! Ashue sent the child here just because she didn't want her to know what happened to her father. I'm not telling you to let you You're talking nonsense! Don't forget, Axue is my daughter, I don't care what you think of her in private, but please don't say some nonsense in front of me!"

Aunt Shiling rarely saw her mother-in-law treat her with such a harsh attitude. She was stunned for a moment and realized that she had said the wrong thing. She hugged her son and muttered a few words in a low voice: "Isn't this for your son and your grandson... "Go to the side.

In the room, Liu Shiling put the egg yolk pie out, and then took the cat food out of her small schoolbag. Without a bowl, she poured a little bit on the palm of her hand to feed the egg yolk pie.

Egg Yolk Pie was very cooperative, huddled next to her, and ate much more quietly and gracefully than usual.

"Egg Yolk Pie, if you want to poop later, tell me. I will take you to the toilet to do it. You can't poop in the room, otherwise we will be kicked out. Do you understand?" Liu Shiling fed Yolk Pie cat food. , while whispering.

Yolk Pie raised the cat's head, blinked twice, and then continued to eat cat food. Liu Shiling knew that this response meant that it understood.

After feeding the egg yolk pie, Liu Shiling took out her iPad from the big bag of clothes and started to continue studying. Even if she didn't bring a textbook, Alice could directly help her find the electronic version of the text online.

She usually prefers to read physical paper textbooks while letting Alice use her IPAD for tutoring, which makes her feel like she is actually in class and cosplays like a real primary school student. But now that she is away from home and her conditions are limited, she won't stop studying just because she doesn't have physical books.

If it is an ordinary tablet computer, if you want to connect to the Internet, you will naturally have to connect to the WIFI first and ask for the WIFI password. But with Alice here, Liu Shiling naturally does not need to think about this kind of thing.

But after watching for a while, grandma opened the door and came in to ask her to have lunch, and promised that the egg yolk pie could stay in the room.

And Egg Yolk Pie also cleverly raised his cat face and meowed softly, with just "well-behaved, cute, and obedient" written all over his face.

Grandma, who originally had no feelings for cats, couldn't help but laugh and went over to stroke the cat's head.

I don’t know whether the lunch was cooked by her aunt or grandma. The taste was far inferior to what her mother cooked, let alone compared to her bald uncle. But Liu Shiling still ate very seriously and carefully, taking care not to let the rice grains fall. On the table, she only places dishes that are close to her to avoid them falling off. She knows very well that "food is the source of magic", "you have to eat well to have the strength to learn magic", and "don't be picky when you can't be picky". .

Of course, Grandma Shiling would take the initiative to pick up food for her, and every time she picked up food, she would get a sweet "Thank you, Grandma."

Maybe it was because she was warned by Grandma Shiling’s temper before, or maybe this little chubby girl was too well-behaved, impeccable, and really cute, so Aunt Shiling didn’t say anything more to embarrass her.

After lunch, Liu Shiling wanted to continue studying in her room, but her grandmother asked her if she could take her cousin to play the "game console" - in her opinion, the tablet was just for playing games.

Naturally, Liu Shiling couldn't refuse, so she taught her cousin how to play games on her tablet, while her grandmother washed the dishes and did housework.

Her cousin is one year younger than her, and although she has a somewhat indulgent temperament, he quickly obeys her words thanks to the four-fold combination of IPAD games, various origami skills, storytelling abilities, and cute cat egg yolk pie.

But after taking a nap, her aunt lost her temper after seeing her son playing with the cat, so Liu Shiling had to carefully retreat to her grandmother's room with Egg Yolk Pie.

Her cousin still plays with the IPAD, and the books her mother brought to her bag were storybooks, not textbooks, so she can no longer study.

But Liu Shiling didn't feel bored. She took the egg yolk pie and lay by the window sill of her grandmother's room. She looked at the words on the billboards of various buildings outside through the guardrail, looking for the words she could recognize. If she couldn't, she used the radicals. Make a blind guess and guess what the entire sentence means. Then look at the license plate number of the car parked on the roadside, add or multiply the numbers on the license plate number, practice math knowledge, or use coins to secretly practice magic, try to control five coins at the same time to write five different number.

One person and one cat in a cramped room, but they still had a lot of fun and didn't feel bored.

However, my aunt and cousin got the Little Fat Girl IPAD. After playing for a while, it got stuck and couldn't be moved. After pressing the power button to force restart, the screen went black.

Aunt Shiling couldn't help but cursed secretly that the tablet Shiling's mother bought for her daughter was a fake, but she didn't return the tablet to the little fat girl in the room, she just threw it aside.

Liu Shiling originally thought that she would spend the next few days here with her grandmother. Unexpectedly, at around four o'clock in the afternoon, her grandmother and her aunt quarreled again, and the quarrel was even more fierce than at noon.

Finally, grandma went straight into the room angrily, took Liu Shiling's hand and said, "Shiling, let's go, let's go back to our hometown." Then she brought the bag containing clothes and Liu Shiling's small red schoolbag.

Liu Shiling followed her grandma out obediently. She just vaguely heard the sentence "Shiling is my grandson", so she probably guessed that her grandma might have quarreled with her aunt because of her. Although she didn't know what she had done to make her aunt angry, knowing that her grandmother lost her temper to protect her made her feel a little bit inexplicably happy.

But when she got downstairs and saw Egg Yolk Pie running downstairs and sitting at her feet, Liu Shiling reminded her grandma: "Grandma, I didn't take the Egg Yolk Pie's cat bag or my IPAD."

Grandma stopped, looked up at the stairs, hesitated for a moment, and said to the little fat girl: "Let it go for now, we will come back to get it later."

Liu Shiling naturally had no objection to this, but something went wrong while taking a ride. Grandma found a small car to go to her hometown, but when the driver of the small car saw Liu Shiling holding a big orange cat, he refused and said he would not let her go. When it comes to bringing pets into the car, it doesn't matter whether grandma says good things or adds money.

Just when grandma was thinking about changing a car or finding a place to buy cat bags, Liu Shiling took the initiative to come to the car with the egg yolk pie in her arms, stood outside the door on the side of the cab, and said to the driver: "Uncle , I will hold Egg Yolk Pie, he is a good cat, I promise not to move around or make the car dirty, please let us get in, okay?"

In line with her words, Egg Yolk Pie, who was held in her arms with half of her body lying on her shoulders, also turned around, meowed softly at the driver, and then blinked slowly, as if he was following his little master. Just begging.

The driver was stunned for a moment, looked at the little fat girl, then looked at the egg yolk pie, and finally nodded to Grandma Shiling and said: "Come on, come on, you guys sit in the back seat. Watch the cat carefully and don't let it mess around." Run!"

"Thank you, uncle!" Liu Shiling said happily, and Yolk Pie also meowed crisply, as if thanking each other together.

The driver couldn't help but laugh out loud: "This cat is quite intelligent."

The "hometown" my grandma refers to is not in the town, but on a mountain more than 20 kilometers away. It is a small mountain village.

In the car, grandma told Liu Shiling that this was their hometown, Qingshan Village, where her mother, uncle, and aunt grew up.

When they went up the mountain, the sun was setting. Seeing the mountain forest dyed red by the sunset, the big eyes of Little Fat Girl and Egg Yolk Pie were full of curiosity, and they stared at the scenery outside the car window without blinking.

She thought of Sister Little Apple, Sister Beautiful, and Sister Laoxian who told her about the beautiful scenery of Chongyun Village and Chongyun Mountain two days ago. They showed her many photos and videos. They also said that they would take her with them when she went on summer vacation. Let's go play together and stay for a while.

She had always dreamed of playing in a mountain village, but she didn't expect that she could experience it in advance, and it was still her "hometown".

Later, maybe you can also invite the bald uncle and the others to come here to play?

The car quickly entered Qingshan Village and stopped outside the yard of a self-built house.

While grandma was still paying the fare, Liu Shiling got out of the car first with her egg yolk pie in her arms. When she curiously looked in through the open courtyard door, a big yellow dog tied up in the courtyard suddenly jumped over and barked at her. .

Although the dog was still far away from her and was tied up, Liu Shiling, who had been afraid of dogs since she was a child, was still so frightened that she shook a few times and subconsciously wanted to step back.

However, the egg yolk pie in her arms suddenly broke away and jumped down, and jumped into the yard vigorously and showed its teeth to the big yellow dog with a fierce look on its face.

The big yellow dog was so frightened that it pressed against the wall with its tail between its hind legs and whimpered.

It wasn't until Egg Yolk Pie returned to Liu Shiling and followed her grandma into the yard that the big yellow dog stuck out its tongue and waggled its tail by the wall.

Looking at the egg yolk pie following her feet, Liu Shiling breathed a sigh of relief, but also felt a little proud:

Egg Yolk Pie can't just eat and sleep. Although it is not as majestic as "Barbie Warrior" and cannot play games as well as "Chocolate" and the other five "elf guardians", it is still very impressive against other small animals.

Grandma took her to greet the family in the house, and then she learned that her mother's sister's family lived here, and she wanted to call her aunt. In addition to my aunt, I also have a sister-in-law and a cousin.

After saying hello, grandma let her play in the yard and went in to talk to her aunt.

Originally, there was a big yellow dog in the yard, and she was a little scared, but the performance of Egg Yolk Pie just now made her emboldened, and the big yellow dog is now squatting in the corner, sticking out its tongue and wagging its tail. It doesn't look like it at all. Not fierce, but a bit silly and cute.

After a while, grandma came out. Liu Shiling saw that her face was not very good. She seemed to have heard her grandma scolding her loudly inside. Thinking of the previous situation at her aunt's house, Liu Shiling couldn't help but hold her hand and whispered: " Grandma, if my aunt doesn't let us live... why not go back to my mother and I's house, I'll cook milk cereal for grandma to eat, there are chocolates and milk biscuits at home, they are all delicious."

Grandma was stunned for a moment. Looking at her cute and well-behaved granddaughter, she felt inexplicably uncomfortable. She touched Liu Shiling's head and said, "Don't worry, this house belongs to grandma. Your aunt and the others are just renting it. We want to live here, no." No one’s consent is required.”

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