What It’s Like Being a Vampire

Throughout the afternoon, until before dinner, Xia Libing sat in front of his laptop, watching the funny videos in Xiang Kun's favorites, and re-watched almost all of them.

Moreover, she also asked Xiang Kun to find some other funny videos of similar types to eliminate the possibility that the effect of the previous videos would be affected after watching them.

Because after listening to Xiang Kun's "analysis" and "advice", Xia Libing did not imitate her previous smile, but just tried to stimulate that emotional experience again.

But for the whole afternoon, Xia Libing didn't smile again.

Without Xiang Kun's "emotional assimilation", she would indeed be unable to produce any "funny" or "happy" emotions from these funny videos, which ranged from ten seconds to ten minutes in length.

Even those videos that made me laugh and groan when I watched them with Xiang Kun, now I feel nothing when watching them alone.

She kept reminiscing about her feelings when she and Xiang Kun watched these videos before.

But although I can recall that feeling and that emotion, I want to associate it with the video again and let myself have that emotion when watching those pictures, but I can't.

This feeling is very fragmented, just like you clearly see a piece of grilled chicken wings placed in front of you, but you can't get it. Every time you reach out, the position will be slightly deviated, as if they are not in the same spatial dimension.

This kind of experience also made Xia Libing very tired from watching videos.

One moment, I tried to match the previous emotions with the current video. Another moment, I tried to find the funny points in the new video. The next moment, I compared the time when Xiang Kun laughed in the recorded video, found the corresponding paragraphs in the video, and analyzed those scenes. Why did the sound make Xiang Kun laugh? She even asked him seriously why he was laughing.

Xiang Kun knew that sensing emotions was very important to Lao Xia, just as it was important to him to explore the causes of mutations, so when Lao Xia tried to find the happy emotion through various methods, he also fully cooperated. Basically, answer all questions and tell everything you know.

In addition, he was also thinking about whether there was any other way he could help Lao Xia.

Especially since he just swallowed the "mutated parasite", he might also be able to develop and derive some abilities to assist or guide the establishment of emotions.

But these are matters for the future and need to be considered in the long term.

In a short period of time,

Right now, there are other ways to "support" Lao Xia, such as...making dinner.

Xiang Kun made Lao Xia's favorite "crispy pork knuckle" for dinner. After the second "emotional assimilation" in the afternoon, he placed an order for pork knuckle and other ingredients through the local supermarket's fresh food ordering app. .

I didn’t buy much, but they were all Lao Xia’s favorites.

In addition, there is rabbit meat in the refrigerator that has been processed after drinking blood last time, so this meal in the evening is still very rich.

At seven o'clock in the evening, Xiang Kun brought the dishes to the table one after another, called Lao Xia to the table, and before she started to feast, he explained:

"When you eat, carefully experience the emotions that arise when you eat something delicious and satisfy your hunger, and the funny, particularly joyful emotion when you are 'emotionally assimilated' by me. How do you feel about it? The difference. When you eat, I will also enter a 'super-sensory state' to carefully perceive the changes in your cognitive information."

Xia Libing nodded seriously, then washed his hands, sat down at the table again, and began to eat the food on the table.

When under the influence of Xiang Kun's "emotional assimilation", Xia Libing was unable to distract himself from comparing his emotions when eating. Similarly, when Xiang Kun was immersed in emotions, he was unable to enter a "super-sensory state" to perceive. cognitive information.

Only when Lao Xia feels "spontaneous" emotions can the two of them "check" through the two states respectively.

So, from noon to late at night, from lunch to dinner to supper, Xiang Kun and Lao Xia were all focusing on the "topic" of "emotion perception".

Although no breakthrough progress has been made, Lao Xia still has not found a way to perceive those emotions without relying on Xiang Kun's "emotional assimilation", but for emotions such as "joyful", "funny", and "too happy" In terms of cognition, a relatively clear concept has been formed, which can be regarded as progress.

At around one o'clock in the morning, Xia Libing took a shower and went to bed.

However, this does not mean that the day for the two of them is over, but it is just the beginning of another "subject", but this "research site" has been transferred to the dreamland.

They are going to try to "dream" Officer Xiao Zhao to see why Mi Qiao was arrested and what happened after that.

Xiang Kun did not immediately trigger the dream through the "love note". Firstly, he wanted Lao Xia to have a good sleep for a while. Secondly, at this time, he was not sure that their "dream target", Officer Xiao Zhao, was already asleep. After all, today They caught Mi Qiao. If there was a surprise interrogation overnight, he might still be working now.

It was not until about three o'clock in the morning that Xiang Kun entered Lao Xia's dream. Then after Lao Xia "awakened" from the dream, he triggered a "dream within a dream" through the black circle graffiti left on the window of Officer Xiao Zhao's dormitory.

To be honest, Xiang Kun was a little worried at first, fearing that Officer Xiao Zhao would not go back to his dormitory to sleep, or that other people would go to his dormitory to sleep, and would not be able to "entrust" the target in his dream.

But it turns out that his luck...or Lao Xia's luck is pretty good, and the "dream within a dream" it triggered came from Officer Xiao Zhao.

Even better luck is that the "original dream" that Officer Xiao Zhao was triggered was the scene where he and his companions were interrogating Mi Qiao - obviously, before going to bed, the thing he was most concerned about and concentrated on was Mi Qiao. case.

Of course, Xiang Kun also knew very well that the scenes and dialogues shown in the dream were only officer Xiao Zhao's subconscious cognition. There were many subconscious subjective judgments, which were not necessarily the reality he actually saw and heard.

But with Lao Xia, the "psychological 'engineer'" and "dream 'editor'" here, these are naturally no problems.

With Lao Xia's various guidance in the dream and Xiang Kun's full "technical support", a "long" dream finally ended.

Xiang Kun opened his eyes and let out a long breath after getting out of the dream state.

Under the guidance of Lao Xia Yu's "dream within a dream", Xiang Kun learned a lot of key information about Mi Qiao, and from this he came up with many conjectures and speculations.

These conjectures and speculations can help him further judge the "Shenxing Technology", as well as the secrets of "Mr. Liang" and their behavior patterns.

But at this moment, Xiang Kun, who had just finished his dream perception, was most impressed by Officer Xiao Zhao's dream, but it was the last one. In order to make Officer Xiao Zhao forget the dream that was guided out of his true memory, Lao Xia asked him to recall, "The Funniest Thing I've Ever Experienced" recreated.

Xiang Kun guessed that Lao Xia gave this dream guidance mainly because he didn't feel anything after watching so many funny videos in the afternoon and evening, and wanted to see other people's experiences and feelings.

What Xiang Kun didn't expect was that "the funniest thing that ever happened to Officer Zhao" was actually the scene when he confessed to the girl he liked in high school.

Officer Xiao Zhao and a girl whose face was blurred in the dream, but who was very tall and wearing a school uniform, stood alone on the edge of the green belt next to the school playground, facing each other.

Officer Xiao Zhao was reading his confession very nervously.

The words of confession are very simple, nothing new, and even a bit old-fashioned. They are when did I see you, why did I start to like you, and can you be with me?

When he finished reading, the noise of people on the playground in the distance suddenly seemed very far away in his dream, and the whole environment fell into silence.

Although Xiang Kun has little experience in love and doesn't have much theoretical study, but through his judgment of human nature and normal people's psychology, he can also know that since high school student Xiao Zhao Nian's more than one minute old-fashioned confession At this time, the girl stood quietly and did not walk away, which proved that she at least did not hate Xiao Zhao.

This is clearly an ambiguous atmosphere, the stench of love, the smell of dog food, and sweet memories?

Could it be that there was something wrong with Lao Xia's "dream within a dream" hypnosis and memory guidance?

But the next moment, a long and melodious fart sound of "porphy~~~~~~" suddenly sounded in the dream.

It seemed that because he had been holding it in for a long time, Officer Xiao Zhao deliberately tightened the valve and did not dare to relax, so the fart sound was surprisingly long, lasting, and even changed its tone.

It turns out that the long fart after the confession is the core of this memory dream.

Even after he had finished sensing the dream, Xiang Kun still couldn't help laughing until his shoulders twitched when he recalled the situation in the dream.

He didn't know the final outcome of Officer Xiao Zhao's unique confession, which was not revealed in the dream.

But from the clear reappearance of the details of the fart sound in the dream, we can see the focus of Officer Xiao Zhao’s memory of this confession.

And Xiang Kun, who experienced all this through the way of perception of dreams, was also laughing hard after the dream ended. "Officer Xiao Zhao's tragic confession" was funnier than all the funny videos he had seen today.

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