What It’s Like Being a Vampire

"Oh! Chef Xiang, why are you being so polite? It'll be nice when you come back. Why do you bring so many things with you!" As soon as he saw Xiang Kun carrying big and small bags, Yang Zhener couldn't help but go over and joke to grab him. s things.

Unexpectedly, Xiang Kun directly stuffed those bags into her hands and said with a smile: "It should, it should! We have a lot of Erythrina's specialties!"

In a daze, Yang Zhener discovered that Xiang Kun, Lao Xia, and Tang Baona, who was covering her mouth and snickering, had gone straight out of the terminal and headed to the parking lot. She had to quickly follow with big and small bags: "Hey! Xiang Baona! Chef! Nana! Lao Xia! Help me get some, why did you mention it to me? Damn it, I threw it on the floor, I really threw it..."

"Throw them away as you like. They were originally given to you to eat anyway." Xiang Kun replied with a smile, and then pushed Lao Xia and Tang Baona forward without looking back.

"Hey! Are you really leaving?" Yang Zhener looked at the pile of bags that Xiang Kun stuffed her. Most of them seemed to be vacuum-packed food, so she frowned and thought for a while, but still half-lifted and half-draged. He walked out of the terminal with the pile of bags.

As soon as Yang Zhener, who was carrying the bag like a penguin, came out of the terminal, he saw the three people hiding not far away. He immediately put the things on the ground and said dissatisfied: "You really just left me out?" It’s just that the chef doesn’t have the gentlemanly demeanor. Nana, Lao Xia, I’ve been so good to you, and you’ve left me, aren’t you being loyal? Is there any family affection?”

Tang Baona immediately stepped forward with a smile to help her carry the things: "Just now Xiang Kun made a bet with me after he came out. I said if we come out directly like this, you will probably lose your temper and throw away all the things. He said that as long as you find that they are all food, I can't bear to throw it away, I will definitely bring it up." Then he shook his head with a regretful and helpless expression: "Oh, I didn't expect that I lost."

Xiang Kun and Lao Xia also came over to help her carry things, and said with a smile: "Admit it, Lao Yang, you are just greedy for the food I brought."

Yang Zhener raised her foot and kicked him: "Lao Yang, your sister! I'm not a glutton! I just thought you were thoughtful in bringing so many things to us, so I'm embarrassed to just throw them away... Anyway, I'm not a glutton! But you There’s no need to bring so much. With this amount, I believe you even if you say you brought it to open a store..."

Xiang Kun carried the things and said as he walked: "Because it's not just for you two, but also for Chang Bin, Yang Zhuo, Yang Jie, Zhang Qian, and others, and there is also one to send to Zicheng..."

Seeing Yang Zhener's eyes widening and looking like she was being deceived, Tang Baona smiled and put her arms around her shoulders and said, "I'll give you my share."

"Huh? Huh? Nana, I'm not a glutton!"

Several people arrived at the parking lot laughing and joking. When they got in the car, Yang Zhener looked Xia Libing up and down: "Lao Xia, are you a little fatter?"

Xia Libing thought for two seconds, nodded and said, "Although I haven't measured my weight, based on the caloric intake during this period, it is possible."

"How many of the five meals that Xiang Kun owes you have been paid?" Tang Baona said with a smile.

Xia Libing corrected him: "I owe him five meals in total." Then he thought for a moment and said, "Strictly speaking, paying for food at the supermarket counts two meals. He came to my house and used the food I bought. Ingredients 'made' one meal, so there are two more to go."

Tang Baona asked curiously: "Isn't that in a 'strict sense'?"

Xia Libing said: "He cooked a few more meals with leftovers and rice, but because it was too simple and I didn't buy the food again, it doesn't count." After a pause, he seemed to think of something again,

Said: "He invited me to his house for dinner at noon on New Year's Eve, and gave me a late-night snack in the evening. So actually, 'Really Strictly Willing' said, he treated me to two more meals, and these two meals should be added on. That means I still 'owe' him four meals."

Xiang Kun, who had just put his luggage in the trunk, opened the back seat door and said helplessly: "Lao Xia, when did you learn your cousin's rogue logic algorithm? If you continue to think about it, I owe you food. ...Huh? No, you owe me food, and I will never be able to pay it back in this lifetime..."

Tang Baona also smiled and said: "Xiang Kun still owes me many, many meals." Before, when she provided Xiang Kun with vocal samples, helped with video editing for "You Long Play Rabbit", and did various mixed editing, Xiang Kun Each time, several "big meals" were promised, but naturally they were far from finished.

Xiang Kun said helplessly: "Anyway, whether you invite me or I invite you, it's just me who cooks."

"You are good at cooking! You don't dare to eat what we cook, hahahaha!" Tang Baona said with a smile.

Yang Zhener, who got into the cab and closed the door, turned around dissatisfied and said: "Chef Xiang, you have to speak clearly! What is my 'gangster logic'? If I have gangster logic, why don't you owe me anything?" How many meals? No matter, since you called me a rogue, then I will be a rogue! Didn’t you just win the bet with Nana? What was your bet? No? Then listen to me, even if you win Nana Two meals, and then Nana transferred the two meals to me. I owe you two meals. You find a time by yourself, make a list of ingredients and send it to me. We will buy vegetables, and then you will come to cook!"

"How come I'm being told that I really want to become a professional chef?" Xiang Kun said with a smile.

At Yang Zhener's suggestion, they did not go home immediately, but decided to go to Lao Xia's house first, order supper, and chat for a while.

Xia Libing, who usually rarely expressed opinions on what to eat, rarely took the initiative to order takeout and directly suggested barbecue.

Tang Baona worriedly asked: "Would Xiang Kun not like eating barbecue?" In her opinion, Xiang Kun seems to have always controlled his diet and should not like to eat such high-calorie foods at night.

Xiang Kun understood why Lao Xia suggested having barbecue, so he smiled and said, "I have also fallen in love recently. I like barbecue the most. Order more chicken wings, my favorite!"

Yang Zhener, who was driving, immediately said: "Hey?! Chef Xiang, you are actually a chicken wing fan? You are a heretic! Don't the chicken legs taste good? Don't they have a lot of meat?"

"Chicken wings are the public's taste. If you don't believe me, let's vote. Those who like grilled chicken legs shout out. Those who like grilled chicken wings don't have to say anything."

"One...no! Xiang Kun, you are cheating! I want to ask one by one, Lao Xia, do you like chicken legs or chicken wings?" Yang Zhener said loudly.

Xia Libing, who was sitting in the back seat, answered simply: "Chicken wings."

"What? You girl, my love for you is in vain... Nana, what about you, you must like grilled chicken legs, right?"

"Well... I actually prefer chicken wings. I don't like eating so much meat..." Tang Baona said while holding back a laugh.

"No reason? This shouldn't be the case! You did it on purpose, right? Chicken legs are definitely more delicious than chicken wings. This should be generally accepted. This is the law! Why do you all like to eat chicken wings? Heretic!! No, I'm going to post a discussion online later and ask everyone whether they like chicken wings more or chicken legs more!" Yang Zhener said bitterly: "Nana, you have many fans at station B, you Can you send me a video and ask?"

"Are you thinking about eating peaches? I am a singing star, and I posted a video asking whether grilled chicken wings or grilled chicken legs are better? Am I going to invade the food area?" Tang Baona scolded with a smile.

"It's good to switch to mukbang. If you are willing to show your face, you will gain fans faster by doing mukbang than by singing. Oh, by the way, you can do one episode of grilled chicken legs, and then another episode of grilled chicken wings. Let's see which episode How about more likes and coins?" Yang Zhener said as if she had come up with a great idea.

"If you want to play it, play it yourself!" Tang Baona said helplessly. Then she remembered something, picked up her phone, found a video, showed it to Xiang Kun and said, "By the way, this is a new song that Little Apple and I recorded today. , her singing is getting better and better. In the video I posted, many comments were asking who the girl with cute breasts is. I have already talked with Professor Li and opened a separate account for Little Apple. Next This time I will post a song that she sings solo, and I will help her with the mixing and editing of the video."

Xiang Kun listened and found out that the song they sang together was a Cantonese song called "A Lover Is Rare".

Tang Baona's singing voice is as majestic as ever, like an eagle striking the sky, and her Cantonese pronunciation is also very natural and standard. However, her voice is actually a little weird for such a sweet love song, but combined with Little Apple's somewhat cute voice, it is not surprising The too standard Cantonese created a strange sense of contrast, but it sounded very interesting and interesting, with an inexplicable sense of harmony, which highlighted the characteristics of the two voices and covered up the shortcomings.

"It's really great." Xiang Kun nodded in praise.

Tang Baona said: "In addition to music videos, Little Apple can actually make other types of videos, such as explaining bird-related knowledge and popularizing science. She only needs to come up with copywriting and lecture notes, and I can help her with the accompanying explanation videos. Find materials and help her edit. Nowadays, this kind of popular science videos are very popular on Bilibili. And judging from our previous video chat with Little Apple, a lot of the knowledge she talks about is based on her own combination of knowledge. She learned from practice and summary. She can hear a lot of details that ordinary people can't hear, so there is a lot of information and a lot of popular science angles that cannot be found elsewhere. In addition, she has a nice voice and a very good way of speaking. It’s interesting, it’s her core competitiveness, and many people will definitely like to watch it.”

Xiang Kun nodded in agreement with her judgment and said with a smile, "Little Apple is really lucky to know you sisters."

"Oh, no luck, little Apple is indeed a very good child!" Tang Baona said.

Yang Zhener, who was driving, also said: "Yes, Little Apple is really smart and powerful. Many things can be learned instantly, such as flipping coins. Nana and I couldn't flip the coin smoothly after struggling for a long time. Little Apple learned it as soon as possible." It will... Oh, and Lao Xia can also learn it immediately, but Lao Xia is a monster and is not included in the discussion.

"Huh? Chef Xiang, if your 'Golden Shining' doesn't get it back, I guess it will be named Li. It looks like it is closer to Little Apple! Little Apple can also give direct orders to it. It is very well-behaved. It’s very smart, it’s like a border collie among canaries! Alas, why couldn’t Nana and I control it in the first place?”

Xiang Kun said with a smile: "It's okay. Little Apple has already cultivated 'Jin Shining' to be her 'guide bird'. In this case, 'Jin Shining' will be able to realize the value of life if she stays by her side. No, it's a bird Life value.”

Yang Zhener thought of something again and said: "By the way, when we had a video chat with Little Apple these past two days, we found that she was in a particularly high mood and was very excited. We asked her if anything good happened during the Spring Festival, and she said No, I just want to say that I’m really happy for the New Year. But I think it’s definitely not that simple. In the past two days, except for videos, she has not been very prominent in the group at other times, and her reply to WeChat messages has been much slower. I suspect that she is Aren't you dating someone online? At her age, it's normal for her to have a new love interest. I'm just worried that she will be deceived by bad people on the Internet..."

Of course Xiang Kun knew the reason for Little Apple's high mood and excitement during this period. She was now "convinced" that she had "superpowers", and she actually acted bravely, and through her hearing with "Golden Shining" Contact and gaining broader sensory abilities, for a seventeen-year-old girl who has been blind for seventeen years, there is naturally reason to be excited.

She is less prominent in the group and replies to WeChat messages more slowly. It is probably because she is further "training" Jin Shanshan according to the method suggested by Xiang Kun before, using it to obtain more sensory information and conduct longer-distance communication. collect message.

"Don't worry, with powerful big sisters like you, a powerful uncle like me, and Professor Li watching from the side, no one can bully Little Apple." Xiang Kun said with certainty.

Tang Baona suddenly said: "Wait a minute, we are Little Apple's eldest sister...you are the uncle...isn't this seniority wrong?"

Yang Zhener also came to his senses and said loudly: "Chef Xiang, you took advantage of us!"

Xiang Kun smiled and said, "Doesn't this make you look younger?"

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