What It’s Like Being a Vampire

Little Apple also proudly said to Xiang Kun: "I think I can communicate with 'Golden Sparkle'. It's a real communication! I let it do anything, and it will know." Then, he called "Golden Sparkle" Said: "'Golden Sparkle', come to my shoulder."

The next moment, the canary "Golden Sparkle" jumped out of the cage, fluttered its wings, and landed on Little Apple's shoulders, and then, together with Little Apple, looked at the camera with a little "smugness".

Xiang Kun sensed the wooden carving of the little yellow man on Little Apple's body and the coin he gave her earlier, so he had a special feeling, so he asked seemingly casually: "Little Apple, what is your 'sense of belongings'?" Any progress?"

Little Apple nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, I think I communicated with 'Golden Sparkle' through the coin you gave me. Uncle Xiang, you can pick up 'Golden Sparkle' later, I think it will be a while later." Time, I can train 'Golden Sparkle' to become a 'Guide Bird', haha!"

As she spoke, she took out the coin Xiang Kun gave her and flicked it into the air.

The next moment, Jin Shining fluttered its wings, flew tens of centimeters into the air, and "caught" the tumbling coin with great accuracy, then put it back in Little Apple's hand, and then continued to look at the phone "satisfiedly", facing the phone screen. Xiang Kun's face chirped twice.

Through the induction of that coin, Xiang Kun even vaguely sensed the connection between the canary "Golden Sparkling" and the coin?

Then he immediately realized that this was not the direct connection between "Golden Sparkle" and the coin, but that "Golden Sparkle" had been incorporated into Xiang Kun's super sensory item system.

In fact, a long time ago, Xiang Kun specially made a crossbar for "Golden Sparkle" to stand on in his cage, and established a "supersensory connection" with this crossbar.

His idea at the time was to try to see if "Golden Sparkle" could establish a special connection with his "super sensory connection" items like little fat girl and little apple, so as to obtain some special abilities.

But all along, "Golden Sparkle" has not had any "sparks" with that bar. Although Xiang Kun learned more about "Golden Glittering" through the cognitive model he established and through a lot of observation and contact, it still looked like an ordinary canary without any obvious changes.

But now, Xiang Kun could clearly perceive that "Golden Glittering" was obviously different, although it was still uncertain what it could do through its connection with "Super-Linked Things".

This kind of connection is very weak, far less than the perception brought to him by the establishment of the connection between Little Apple and Little Pang Girl, so he didn't notice it until now.

Xiang Kun pondered that it should be thanks to Little Apple that it was able to enter his super sensory item system.

In other words, although Xiang Kun had given "Golden Sparkle" a "network access permit" early in the morning, its terminal was too backward to be equipped with systems and applications that could be connected to the Internet.

And Little Apple first incorporated "Golden Sparkle" into her system, assimilated "Golden Sparkle" with a simpler system, and then through her, connected to Xiang Kun's entire super sensory item system.

He also understood what "Golden Sparkle" was showing off and being proud of. This guy also knew that it had already established a connection with Xiang Kun's "Superlinked Things", and felt that he was quite awesome.

After Liu Shiling surprised Xiang Kun and "developed" new abilities, Little Apple also gave him a "New Year's gift".

After learning about the situation of "Golden Sparkle" for a while, Xiang Kun said to Little Apple: "You can train 'Golden Sparkle' according to your ideas, I believe in you. It just so happens that I can't take care of 'Golden Sparkle' in a short time." Shining', I have to trouble you to help me raise it for a while longer."

"No trouble, no trouble, I will definitely take good care of Jin Shining, don't worry uncle!" Little Apple said happily.

After finishing the video call with Apple, Xiang Kun thought about it, and sent a happy new year emoji to Shiling's mother on WeChat, and then asked where she and Liu Shiling spent New Year's Eve.

After a while, Shiling's mother sent a video request.

After connecting, Xiang Kun directly saw Liu Shiling holding the phone in both hands, staring at the front camera with his eyes wide open and his mouth slightly open.

After seeing Xiang Kun's image, Liu Shiling let out an ah, and then hurriedly shouted, "Uncle Bald! Happy New Year! Be healthy! Blessed like the East China Sea..."

"No! This is for birthday! Congratulations? Didn't you just read it smoothly?" Shiling's mother's helpless voice came from outside the camera.

Liu Shiling got the reminder, and quickly said: "Gong Xi Fa Cai, the red envelope... no, good luck, that... um... study hard, improve every day..." His eyes moved up again, looking at his mother behind the phone, waiting for the reminder.

Xiang Kun couldn't close his mouth from laughing, and on the other side of the video, Shi Ling's mother also said helplessly, "Okay, you can say whatever you want, and I wish you a New Year greeting to uncle."

So Liu Shiling looked at the phone again and said, "Happy New Year, Uncle Bald! I wish you delicious food and fun every day!"

"Okay, thank you, little bell, and I wish you all delicious food and fun, and your studies will get better and better!" Xiang Kun said with a smile.

Liu Shiling nodded happily, she obviously understood the hint of "getting stronger".

"By the way, uncle bald, I have a question that I don't understand, and neither does my mother. My mother asked me to ask the teacher after school starts, but it will be a long time before kindergarten starts, so I want to ask you."

"What question, ask." Xiang Kun said.

Then Liu Shiling asked eloquently: "Uncle bald, what is an electric field, what is a magnetic field, what is electric energy, and what is magnetic energy? What are electrons, what are neutrons, and what are protons? What's the difference? Why is static electricity called static electricity? Isn't magnetism just magic?"

Shiling's mother, who was opposite Liu Shiling, hurriedly said, "Hey? Didn't I tell you to say auspicious words and New Year greetings to your uncle? Why are you asking so many questions all of a sudden? It's a big New Year's..."

Although Xiang Kun was taken aback when he heard all these questions, he hurriedly stopped Shiling's mother and said that he could answer Liu Shiling's questions.

He knew from Shiling's mother that Liu Shiling had so many questions because of reading the children's encyclopedia he sent, which actually made him quite gratified and... looking forward to it.

He can basically understand Liu Shiling's brain circuit and thinking mode, so he has a way to explain this knowledge according to Liu Shiling's understanding.

It doesn't seek to speak from the most fundamental principle and the most correct and rigorous way, but just simplifies and even magicalizes those knowledge and concepts, so that Liu Shiling can use her way to understand the general operating logic behind these things. As for more, more detailed and in-depth knowledge, it is necessary to wait for her to grow up, learn to read, and enter school before systematically learning relevant knowledge.

So in just over twenty minutes, Xiang Kun basically let Liu Shiling understand the questions she asked, and his eyes became brighter and brighter. It also made Shiling's mother next to her dumbfounded. She didn't expect to use this method to "popular science" for children? Although it is impossible for Liu Shiling to understand the true principles and concepts of those things, the basic logic and direction are correct.

It was almost the same, after Shiling's mother's mobile phone also indicated that the battery was low, Liu Shiling asked quickly: "Uncle Bald, have you recently eliminated... the strange... things that are particularly delicious?"

Naturally, Xiang Kun understood what she meant when she heard it. This was the little fat girl asking if he had "hunted" monsters. After killing the "mutated spider" in Qinling no-man's land before, on the way back, he passed by Xingcheng City and had dinner with Liu Shiling. At that time, he patted the bow box he was carrying, and told her "truthfully": "The bald uncle took that bow and arrow to hunt monsters."

Obviously, the chubby girl was asking him if he had any new achievements recently, but since his mother was by the side, it was not easy to ask directly.

Xiang Kun said with a smile: "A few days ago, I met a 'very delicious strange thing', but I didn't eat it. Little Lingdang, your recent academic performance is good, and the bald uncle knows it. You have to make persistent efforts, practice more, continue Come on, study hard and make progress every day. When we meet next time, Uncle Bald will cook something delicious for you!"

The little fat girl also understood the meaning of Xiang Kun's words at once, and knew what "study and practice" meant. She nodded vigorously and said very seriously: "Okay, Uncle Bald, I will practice hard and study hard!"

Although she was confused, she was puzzled by what Liu Shiling said about the "extraordinarily delicious weird food", and she was also a little puzzled by Xiang Kun's praise of Liu Shiling's grades, but Shiling's mother didn't say much, thinking that it was just Xiang Kun's new Made dishes. But looking at the battery of the mobile phone, she couldn't hold it anymore, so she hurriedly reminded: "Shiling, you have troubled uncle for long enough, please say goodbye to uncle, and let mother say a few words."

"Oh..." Before Liu Shiling was about to return the phone to her mother, she thought of something and continued, "Uncle Bald, you said you wanted to make something delicious for me, what would you do?"

However, before Xiang Kun could answer, the video call had ended. Obviously, Shiling's mother's phone had finally run out of battery.

"This little girl is quite cute, who is it?" At this time, the old mother who just passed by his door from time to time came in and asked.

Xiang Kun smiled and said, "I gave her an encyclopedia as a gift to the child from the neighbor's house where I lived before, and she is asking me for advice. She is a studious and cute child."

He actually heard just now that his father saw him videoing with a little girl, and the video was not over for dozens of minutes, and he was secretly discussing with his mother.

After the dad opened his mind and came up with the guess that "this fat little girl is not a child that my son secretly gave birth to outside", he was immediately flicked by the old lady. But my mother seemed to be affected too, and just after he finished the video call, he ran over to confirm...

Xiang Kun cooked a very sumptuous dinner. He had already arranged several dishes and made a very detailed menu arrangement. After getting a bunch of seafood ingredients in the afternoon, my mother added another seafood pot, which can be eaten with a boil.

Of course, for most of the seafood ingredients, his mother asked him to use them later for Lao Xia's supper.

During the New Year's Eve dinner, my mother kept talking about how to deal with those ingredients, but if Xiang Kun asked her to do it, she refused: "I'm just giving advice! You Do it, or you do it!"

After throwing a supersensory stone at the big bird before, Xiang Kun established a supersensory connection with many stones before drinking blood last time, so there is no shortage of tools to suppress the stomach when eating. And when eating with his parents, he is very skillful. He can use only a small amount to make his parents think that he has eaten a lot, especially when there are so many dishes.

The New Year's Eve dinner was almost over. At 8:00 in the evening, the Spring Festival Gala began to be broadcast on TV. Xiang Kun accompanied his parents, talking and watching TV.

I remember when I was very young, every New Year's Eve, I would sit in front of the TV with my parents and watch the Spring Festival Gala with relish.

Later, he got a computer. Even on New Year’s Eve, he always ran between the TV and the computer, playing games, surfing the forums, and watching TV a few times, focusing on sketches and cross talk.

After college and work, I have a mobile phone. Although I sit in front of the TV, I use my mobile phone to browse various platforms, send and grab red envelopes in various WeChat groups and QQ groups, and my attention is neither on the TV nor on the TV. Not on the parents around me - of course, my parents are also very involved in grabbing red envelopes...

But this year feels a little different. Under Xiang Kun's deliberate guidance, he didn't look at his mobile phone, and his parents naturally didn't play with their mobile phones very much. They just watched the party and discussed the programs at the party, and then extended it to themselves .

"The cross talk between these two little fat guys is pretty good." Xiang Ma nodded and affirmed Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue who came out first.

Dad Xiang disagreed: "I still prefer Feng Gong and Niu Qun."

Xiang Ma then turned around and complained to Xiang Kun: "Your father is an old antique with backward thinking."

Xiang Kun said with a smile: "Mom, you are advancing with the times, and my dad is missing the classics, and it makes sense."

Xiang Ma also sighed: "But there are indeed many classics in the past. I look forward to Chen Peisi and Zhu Simao's sketches every year. They are really beautiful. Later, there is Zhao Benshan..."

Although Dad Xiang said that the cross talk in the past was better, he was a little disapproving of the current cross talk, but when Yue Yunpeng started "Dare to Ask Where the Way Is": "You carry the burden, I will lead the horse...", he Still patted his thighs and sang along: "... welcome the sunrise, send away the sunset...", and then sang "Song of Peony", squinting, singing quite intoxicated and quite devoted.

Xiang mother whispered to her son, "Your father is drunk!"

Dad Xiang glanced back at her: "No!" Then he continued to pat his thigh: "Ah~~~~Peony, the most spectacular in Zhongxiang Kingdom!~~"

Next, when it came to Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei's cross talk "Mother-in-law and Mother", Xiang Ma still watched with gusto, and while eating the pistachio Xiang Kun peeled for her, she said cheerfully: "Kun, if you marry a wife in the future, I will never quarrel with her. If you bully her, I will stand by her and beat you together. "

Xiang Kun also smiled: "Then what if the wife I marry is someone with a particularly bad temper and a bad personality?"

He waved to his mother: "No... I think Xiao Xia has a pretty good personality."

Xiang Kun almost choked on his own saliva, he couldn't laugh or cry and said, "Mom, don't talk to yourself... How can you treat Xiao Xia as a wife? She and I are just friends, so don't go outside and talk nonsense." , it would be bad to ruin Dr. Xia's reputation later on!"

"Don't worry, don't worry! I know they are ordinary friends, but I just see Xiao Xia likes it, and I will talk a few words at home, and I won't tell others. Your mother is not stupid!" Xiang Ma gave him a white look.

Beside, although Dad Xiang heard their conversation, he didn't participate in it. After a while, he was already singing "The Great Wall Will Never Fall" with Jackie Chan with great interest.

Xiang Kun could clearly feel that on New Year's Eve this year, the mood of his parents was obviously much higher than in previous years. In addition to his deliberate guidance, there is a large aspect that may be attributed to Lao Xia's visit at noon.

Xiang Kun knew that the high emotions of his parents came from their expectations for the future and from their hopes.

He knew that his parents had misunderstood, but he couldn't forcefully expose the misunderstanding. Because he knew that it was very possible that he would never be able to truly satisfy his parents' wishes in this life.

So now, if you can make them happy for a while, let's be happy for a while.

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