What It’s Like Being a Vampire

When the airport picked up Zicheng, both Xiang Kun and Chang Bin were taken aback. This buddy hadn't seen him for more than three months, and he had lost a lot of weight.

"I'll go! Zicheng, your weight loss results are good! Did you get stimulated by Xiang Kun's figure when we met last time?" Chang Bin joked with a smile as soon as they met.

On the contrary, Xiang Kun could tell through the established cognitive model that Zicheng's body was obviously overdrawn, and his liver, kidney, stomach and other organs had some problems, so he might not lose weight because of losing weight.

Sure enough, Zicheng sighed with a smile: "I'm so tired and paralyzed! I didn't think about losing weight at all!"

After getting in the car, after hearing Zicheng's brief statement, Xiang Kun and Chang Bin realized that they had been working with him for more than three months to put away the unmanned supermarket project that his father had arranged for him.

"This is a pit, a big pit!" Zicheng shook his head and sighed: "When a pile of capital is about to be withdrawn from projects that even the e-commerce giants can't handle, my father rushes up to take over the pot." .”

"Is there no future at all? When I heard you say it before, I thought it was the future trend?" Chang Bin asked suspiciously while driving.

"I just came back last time, and I don't know much about it. In the past few months, I have really started to prepare the details and understand the specific situation, so I know how pitted it is. Maybe it will be a trend in the future, but it is definitely not the current trend. It will be difficult to do it in the short term. .” Zicheng continued to sigh.

"Then how much did you lose this time?" Xiang Kun asked with concern.

"The compensation is not too much. My father also thought that this project had something to do with what I learned, so he planned to let me take charge of it. The specifics were only started after I came back, so the initial investment is not too big. Cut off decisively now, the loss is acceptable." Zicheng said.

"Then what's next?" Xiang Kun asked again.

"What's next? I have to rest for a while and regain my strength. In order to collect this big stall, I was really exhausted for the past few months. Others think about how to make money, and I think about how to lose less money. Alas, I didn't expect that America collected one batch, and when they come back, they will collect another.”

Xiang Kun took advantage of the situation and said, "Then go back to the hospital for a comprehensive physical examination, and take care of your body. I don't think your complexion is right."

"No big problem, just too tired, rest for half a month, eat more delicious food, and soon you will be alive again!" Zicheng bent his arms to show his biceps under the fat , but grinned in pain after being flicked by Xiang Kun.

"It is said that the physical wear and tear caused by overwork may have a permanent impact on that aspect of function..." Xiang Kun said quietly.

Zicheng was stunned for a moment, then looked back at Xiang Kun who was sitting in the back seat: "Really? Are you bluffing me?"

Xiang Kun shrugged his shoulders: "I also read the reports from the Internet. Do you often feel cramps and discomfort in your lower abdomen recently? Do you feel sore knees? Do you urinate continuously? Do you often lose your hair? Exercise a little Can't breathe, feel heart beating fast? Have you..."

Before Zicheng said anything, Chang Bin, who was driving, was already laughing: "Fuck! Xiang Kun, why do you sound like a fake drug seller?"

"Well, I'm just recounting the popular science articles I read. They wrote them in great detail, with cause and effect. I said self-contained. Anyway, you said you were going to take a break, so spend half a day to check it out. It depends whether you want to go to the hospital after you go back, or just find a tertiary hospital here, if there is nothing wrong, I will be blind BB, if there is any problem, find it early and solve it early." Xiang Kun said casually.

"Let's talk when we go back, we'll talk when we go back..." Zicheng waved his hand and said.

Although he didn't get a clear answer, judging by Xiang Kun's cognitive model of Zicheng, he can be sure that he will go to the hospital for a full-body examination after returning.

He knew that the symptoms of "abdominal cramping and discomfort" he mentioned were ninety-nine out of ten, but these symptoms had nothing to do with his abilities in "that aspect", it was a stomach problem. But just talking about the stomach problem, this guy will definitely not take it too seriously. He must emphasize the ability that will affect "that aspect" before he will care, and he will care very much.

Xiang Kun can roughly determine some problems in Zicheng's body, which are not serious enough to be very serious, but if they are left untreated and not recuperated or treated, small problems may really cause big problems, and by then it will be too late.

They first took Zicheng to the hotel to put down their luggage, and then went to pick up Chang Bin's childhood and middle school classmates to have lunch together. After lunch, they chatted in the restaurant. Go to a tailor-made suit shop.

The owner of the tailor-made suit shop is familiar with Chang Bin. Chang Bin often introduces or takes customers there to customize suits, so all the masters there recognize him and know that he is coming today to tailor for himself and the groomsmen.

Seeing that the old master who was over sixty years old but with neatly combed hair was measuring Zicheng, Xiang Kun made calculations based on the cognitive model he had established for Zicheng, and suddenly said: "Waist, hip The circumference is calculated as an extra twenty millimeters."

The master tailor was stunned for a moment, then looked at Zicheng and Chang Bin in puzzlement.

Xiang Kun immediately explained: "Zicheng has been overworked during this period, so he has lost a lot of weight. When he takes a good rest, he will definitely gain weight again when you get married, so it is best to leave some allowance. Dress more comfortably then."

Zicheng said anxiously: "Hey, Ah Tu~, can't I keep losing weight while being healthy?"

"You should be healthy first before thinking about losing weight. Listen to me and do it this way." Xiang Kun said without doubt.

Zicheng was taken aback, apparently it was rare to see Xiang Kun's decisive attitude of making decisions for others.

Chang Bin also couldn't help laughing and said, "Xiang Kun's words are a bit visceral." Turning his head to Zicheng, he said with a straight face, "'I don't want you to think, I want me to think'!"

Zicheng didn't raise any objections, and the old master recorded the size according to what Xiang Kun said.

When it came time to measure Xiang Kun, the old master couldn't help but praise: "This gentleman has a good figure and good proportions. Does he often exercise?"

Xiang Kun smiled and said, "Yes, I do 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and run 10 kilometers every day."

The old master nodded: "Well, it's a good habit. Only with a strong body can we work better and attract girls' attention."

Ji Xiangkun, who didn't get Master Saitama's master, would naturally not be surprised, but he would be really surprised if the master also watched fan dramas.

Xiang Kun casually chatted with the master chef about custom-made suits. In fact, he was thinking just now that handmade clothes seem to be a good target for "emotion injection". The process of making clothes is long enough for him to brew his emotions up. And clothes have the advantage that they can keep in touch with the target object for a long time, and can perceive the emotional state of the target object at any time.

Moreover, it is also possible to establish a "super-sensory connection" to parts such as buttons or pockets, and then sew them on, so as to sense the position and sense the emotion.

However, he only thought about it for a moment and ruled out this idea, because there are too many restrictions on custom-made clothes. One is that they can only be given to people who are very familiar with them. The best "emotional injection" host object.

The master chef was also aroused by Xiang Kun's few words, and began to show off his professional skills. He looked at a young guy who had just opened the door and said to Xiang Kun, "I don't need to measure it now. From a visual point of view, several large sizes can basically be determined, for example, the young man who entered the store now should be 176 in height, 44 in shoulder width, and 97 in bust."

"The height is correct. The shoulder width should be 43, close to 43.5, and the bust is a little over 95." After a glance, Xiang Kun also reported his own judgment data.

But after he finished speaking, he immediately realized that the young guy who walked in had been seen before. He has even seen the young girl next to the young guy. Moreover, these two people have also met in different situations.

Judging by the state of the two of them, are they a couple?

This is too coincidental.

Seeing the two women who pushed the door in from behind, Xiang Kun could only sigh that it was a fucking coincidence to open the door for Qiao - coincidence came home!

The old master naturally didn't realize that Xiang Kun knew the new guest, and after hearing what he said, he said, "Then I, Old Xu, are coming to make a bet, let's see which of us guesses the size more accurately, if you If the guess is more accurate, then I will decide not to charge the handwork fee for this suit of yours."

"I'm just guessing randomly, you don't have to take it seriously." Xiang Kun laughed quickly, turning his body away from the gate as he spoke.

Chang Bin said: "If you want it, you have to play this bet. Old Xu loves bragging the most. If you don't let him brag, he won't be good. If Xiang Kun wins him, I will bring guests next time." , he probably won’t be ashamed to brag anymore.”

Obviously, Xiang Kun has a very good relationship with this old master surnamed Xu.

So old Master Xu finished measuring Xiang Kun's body, and did not measure Chang Bin and his hair for the time being. Instead, he took over the work of another master and measured the young man who had just entered the store.

But at this time, a short-haired girl who entered the store suddenly looked at them and said, "Xiang Kun?"

Hearing the high-pitched voice, Xiang Kun couldn't help but sigh in his heart. He turned his back on himself, so he could recognize it from his back? Or is it that his bald head is so recognizable? There are a lot of bald heads in this city!

Xiang Kun had no choice but to turn his head back, looked at Zhang Qian who was staring at him with almond eyes, and acted surprised: "Hey? Mr. Zhang, what a coincidence?"

Yes, the men and three women who came in later were Zhang Qian and Yang Jie who Xiang Kun had "struck up" with Zi Cheng in the bar, Yang Jie's younger brother, and her younger brother's girlfriend.

Even her brother's girlfriend, Xiang Kun, had seen it before - it was a female student she met by chance when she was experimenting with the woodcarving function of the little yellow man in the subway.

This made Xiang Kun couldn't help sighing in his heart: This world is so fucking small!

"It's really you! Are you still alive? I've called you hundreds of times, and you haven't answered any of them? Just forget about it, and still not return the calls?" Zhang Qian walked towards them while talking.

And hearing this, not only Chang Bin and Zicheng, but other people in the store couldn't help but look over, their eyes filled with blazing fire of gossip.

From what he said, it seemed that the scumbag didn't want to be responsible, so he disappeared?

This bald man seems to be quite honest in appearance, but he didn't expect him to be such a person?

Even Zicheng, who also recognized Yang Jie and Zhang Qian, was quite surprised, guessing the relationship between Xiang Kun and Zhang Qian in his heart - did this guy, Ah Tu, secretly leave Zhang Qian's contact information that time?

"Didn't I go out of town before? I have explained to Director Lin and Xiao Ma." Xiang Kun said helplessly to Zhang Qian.

Apparently Zhang Qian also realized that her nonsensical words just now could easily cause misunderstanding, so she said: "Even if you go to another place, you shouldn't have no signal on your mobile phone all the time. In case there are some urgent problems with the project, you can also be contacted." no?"

Xiang Kun first introduced to Chang Bin and his friend: "This is my client, Mr. Zhang." Then he said to Zicheng: "Last month, through the relationship of my former boss, I got in touch with a job. I didn't expect That job was entrusted by Mr. Zhang and his company." Director Lin asked Xiang Kun to participate in this project, partly because of his former boss, so this is true. Looking at Zicheng's expression, he knew what this guy was thinking just now, so he naturally wanted to explain that he didn't secretly leave his contact information!

Just a few seconds after Zhang Qian went berserk for a short while, she had already recovered the capable and strong woman temperament displayed in the workplace, and greeted Chang Bin and Zicheng with a decent attitude.

She was originally with Yang Jie today, and wanted to help Yang Jie's younger brother Yang Zhuo customize a suit on the spur of the moment, but she did not expect to meet Xiang Kun and his party in this time-honored tailor-made suit shop.

After a while, Master Xu finished measuring Yang Zhuo's body, and gave Xiang Kun a thumbs up: "Young man has good eyesight!" After he measured it just now, he found that the size reported by Xiang Kun was bigger than what he had estimated visually. But also accurate.

After hearing Old Master Xu's explanation, Zhang Qian looked at Xiang Kun and said, "You still have this ability? You don't want to say that this is also one of your fortune-telling specialties, right?"

Xiang Kun said with a smile: "What specialty is it? It's just a random guess. I was lucky and guessed right. If I do it a few more times, I'm sure I won't be able to compare with Master Xu."

After chatting for a while while choosing materials and styles in the tailor-made suit shop, it was almost five o'clock, so Zhang Qian proposed to have dinner together.

Xiang Kun's first reaction was to find an excuse to refuse. It wasn't that he hated Zhang Qian and the others, but that he knew exactly what their interests were in him, and felt that it was too much trouble to deal with them. But he noticed Zicheng's attitude and noticed his attention to the graduate student Yang Jie who was wearing glasses, so he paused for a moment and didn't speak immediately. Sure enough, the next second, Zicheng accepted Zhang Qian's invitation on their behalf, and then He also actively asked Chang Bin to ask Wang Han and Tang Baona to come over for dinner together—the bridesmaids also went to try on clothes today.

More than half an hour later, they sat in a box of a well-known Hunan restaurant that had just opened.

Because Wang Han and her bridesmaids had already decided to go to another Internet celebrity restaurant for dinner, and the distance between them was a bit far away. If they rushed there at this time, they might be stuck on the road, so they agreed to have dinner before Let's meet, so there are only Chang Bin's best man group and Zhang Qian in the box, a total of eight people.

Xiang Kun didn't really want to deal with Zhang Qian before, because he knew what her focus had been all along, and he was too lazy to make up nonsense to fool her, but he still knew how to get along with her and how to deal with her.

Yang Jie is also not very unfamiliar, and a basic cognitive model can be established.

But what about Yang Jie's younger brother and her younger brother's girlfriend?

Why did the two look at me with such fiery eyes from the moment they met in the suit shop?