What It’s Like Being a Vampire

After sending Tang Baoting and her boyfriend home first, Yang Zhener said to Tang Baona, "Sister Tingting and brother-in-law are sure?"

Tang Baona gave her a white look: "You are already called brother-in-law, and you still ask this question? My parents have met, my grandfather has also met, and brother-in-law's parents have also met my sister. I guess it is waiting for the parents of both parties to meet. , It’s OK to confirm the time of marriage.”

"I used to think that sister Tingting would prefer the type of domineering president or man of the hour." Yang Zhen'er sighed.

Tang Baona smiled: "My sister actually only likes one type - handsome, very pure Yan Dang. She said that generally handsome people are generally more philandering, and the rate of scum is higher, but it is the brother-in-law who looks like an idol. With a handsome face and figure, but with the heart of an otaku, it's more reassuring, and you don't have to worry about being hooked up by the alluring sluts outside."

"That's... makes sense!" Yang Zhen'er nodded in agreement: "At least it's better to be obsessed with games than to be obsessed with other women. Hey, I thought you were a member of the Appearance Association and the Yan Party before. ...Uh, that's not right, actually after getting to know him for a long time, I found that Xiang Carpenter is quite attractive, even with a bald head, I'm used to it for a long time, and now I'm in good shape..."

"No, forget about my Appearance Association, why are you mentioning Xiang Kun?"

"Oh, it's nothing, I just thought of it by the way, hehe, remember to rush me down to the carpenter, and help me make a birthday present!"

...

After returning to the house where they lived together, Gao Yao naturally hurried to turn on the computer and go online, preparing to play a team, but when he saw the number of people logging in to the server, he let out a desperate cry.

Tang Baoting went to the balcony and video chatted with her grandfather on WeChat.

"Tingting, are you back after dinner? How is it? What do you think?" On the other side of the video, Mr. Feng put his phone on the stone table in the yard and asked with concern.

Tang Baoting briefly talked about the process of going to Xiang Kun's house for dinner, focusing on repeating the part asking why Xiang Kun carved the eight-armed and eight-eyed wood carving, and finally said:

"Grandpa, I also saw the wood carving on the way to Xiang Kun's house. There is nothing wrong with it. I think it is the second uncle's own problem. I heard the second aunt say it on WeChat several times. I don’t come back until four o’clock, and then fall asleep. It’s possible that I can’t talk for several days, and sometimes I don’t even come back at night. Drinking like this every day will definitely cause physical and mental problems, and it’s easy to be suspicious. By the way, grandpa, you really Did you have a nightmare? I heard from my second uncle that you also had a dream about an eight-armed monster, is it true?"

Mr. Feng froze for a moment,

He quickly said: "I didn't! How could I have told him that I had a dream? I just told him that it's normal to have a nightmare once or twice!"

Tang Baoting asked suspiciously, "Grandpa, why do you think there is something wrong with the wood carving?"

"I didn't say there was a problem, it was your second uncle who said there was a problem!" Mr. Feng said resolutely.

"Grandpa, if you think it's okay, can you let the second uncle take the woodcarving to someone else to perform rituals? Let me go to Xiang Kun's house with Nana today?"

"Your second uncle said it so swearingly, I can't say for sure that it's okay... Am I worried about Nana?"

Tang Baoting said: "Anyway, I went to his house to see that there is nothing wrong with it. The cooking is delicious, humorous, and he is a caring person. He even raises a canary. They raise birds better than your grandfather. Last time you The raised one was raised to death, and the human raised one didn't even need to close the cage, and there was no need to worry about it flying away.

"And he did carve a lot of works. I think the carvings are really good. Apart from the eight-armed monster, there are many normal wood carvings. This time, he asked Nana to replace you with a canary wood carving. I don't understand these things, but I really think it's amazing when I look at it. Even Gao Yao, who only stares at the computer screen and mobile phone all day long, is interested in the things he sculpts.

"Besides, as I said last time, he was introduced by my classmate Wang Han. He is her husband's college classmate and a close buddy in the same dormitory. His character and background are very clear, and it is unlikely that anything will go wrong. "

Inexplicably, Mr. Feng felt as if he was being educated by his granddaughter, but he couldn't refute it, so he could only say, "Well, that's a good guy. I still need to find a chance to meet him and talk to him in person."

Tang Baoting smiled and said, "Then you can make an agreement with Nana later, she will definitely find time to send the canary wood carving to you."

Thinking of the phone call with Tang Baona in the morning, Mr. Feng inexplicably felt even more guilty.

...

After seeing off the Tang family sisters, Yang Zhen'er and Gao Yao, Xiang Kun quickly washed the dishes, cleaned up the kitchen, and dumped the leftovers, and then started the plan he had thought up during the day:

In the same emotional mode, make multiple "emotional infusion" items, and then test after the next blood drinking period to see if the "array" can change energy and bring about qualitative changes, exerting emotional effects on awake people.

Xiang Kun also carefully considered what emotion to choose.

Like at the beginning, he inadvertently used the type of fear of "fear of what he will become and the situation he will fall into". Although the emotion was not very strong when carving, the impact of this wood carving on people can still be called It's weird, especially for the person in charge of the consulting company, the dream must definitely leave a psychological shadow.

So now if he wants to test the emotional impact on people, he must choose positive emotions.

What Xiang Kun chose was one of the most important positive emotions - happiness.

There is a saying that goes well: "As a human being, the most important thing is to be happy!"

Happiness is an emotion that is easier to perceive changes. If a person is very happy, it is difficult to hide this emotion. From micro-expression to body language to heartbeat, breathing and hormone secretion, there will be changes.

So after the influence was really successful, Xiang Kun was not afraid of not knowing.

As for how to get into a happy mood, Xiang Kun's choice was to watch some movies, TV shows, movies, anime, etc. that he thought were funny before.

For example, "East and West", Uncle Ge's early films "See You or Be Square", "Party A and Party B", Xu Zheng and Wang Baoqiang's "People on the Journey", "Thailand", etc., "Wulin Biography", "Dragon Inn " and other series, "Wonderful Expectations" series of short films, as well as "Crayon Shin-chan", "Slam Dunk" and other animations that he found funny in his early years.

But he found that the emotions of being funny and happy seem to require freshness, unlike some sentimental things, which can be obtained through review. The longer the time, the more feeling you feel when you look back.

These movies and animations that I thought were funny in the past, although I still laugh when I watch them now, I feel that they are not as "hilarious" as before, and I am not so happy when watching them.

And recalling the emotions at the beginning, I can't substitute them well, so that the current self can enter that state.

Perhaps the emotion of being happy is more real-time, fresher, and superficial, right?

Xiang Kun scratched his head and checked the time. It was past 11 o'clock, wondering if Tang Baona was asleep?

I sent a probing emoji on WeChat, and after ten seconds, I got a reply from another direction.

Fortunately, I haven't slept yet.

"Do you have any recommendations for funnier works? It doesn't matter whether it's anime, movies, or TV dramas."

"Can Japanese dramas, American dramas, and Korean dramas also be accepted?"

"Accept, as long as it's funny."

"You can watch "Gintama", "Daily Life of High School Boys", "100,000 Bad Jokes", "Despicable Me" for animation, oh, there is also a similar style Japanese movie "Seto Inland Sea", um~, " The Way to Steal the Keys", "I see my wife pretending to be dead every day when I go home" are also good, and "Take My Brother Away" a few years ago, have you watched "Charlotte Annoyance", and " Iron Fist of Shame."

"Yeah, yes, I've heard of it, but I haven't seen it yet." Xiang Kun was very pleased.

Tang Baona continued to post: "Zhen'er was commenting on the sidelines. He nominated two short films, "Two People's Monologue" and "Brothers Are in Harmony Today", and said that you will laugh out your abs."

Xiang Kun sent a muscular expression: "I already have abdominal muscles..."

After getting the "spiritual food" list, Xiang Kun began to brew his emotions while watching various videos.

In addition to asking Tang Baona to recommend those works, he also found some classic cross talks that he hadn't seen before.

At four o'clock in the morning, Xiang Kun, who was wearing earphones and his cheeks were a little stiff from smiling, began to carve the boxwood wood that had been cut into twelve equal pieces before and had no "supersensory connection".

Xiang Kun's original idea was to carve twelve miniature cartoon versions of the twelve zodiac signs, but after he got emotional, his first woodcarving didn't turn out to be a rat as planned, but a grinning minion, so The next step is to carve out twelve minions with different characteristics and expressions.

When he finished carving, he found that the sky was getting bright, and he couldn't help but feel a little strange. He picked up his mobile phone and found that it was already past 6 o'clock in the morning on the 27th.

He even carved for more than 26 hours in a row!

However, the twelve wood carvings took an average of more than one or two hours, which is quite normal.

Although these woodcarvings are very small, they are quite exquisite, and Xiang Kun is purely handmade, not using an electric grinder, which is more difficult and consumes a lot of physical strength - of course, this is not the case for Xiang Kun. Count the problem.

If it is to be a decoration, these twelve small woodcarvings are still some distance from the finished product, and still need to be refined and finely ground, which also takes a lot of time.

But to Xiang Kun, they were not works to be given away, but just props to be applied and experimented with, so they didn't have to be so troublesome. Because every time he finishes carving one, he feels that kind of carefree feeling, so he is 80% sure that these little yellow people have successfully carried out "emotional injection" and established a special relationship.

As long as they drink blood next time, they can take them for experiments.

Xiang Kun stretched his waist, and felt that he had been sitting for too long. If this was an ordinary person, he would probably have hemorrhoids if he didn't talk about eating and drinking.

If it weren't for the daylight now, he would want to run to the mountain a few times to vent his anger.

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