What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

It is not a big problem to pick up or not to pick up cigarettes.

It's not that he rejected the approval of the elders, but that he doesn't smoke in the first place, so do he have to light it for others?

In my mother's view, the old man was just expressing his attitude.

He had already approved of his son, and that was enough.

So she was very happy, but at the same time, she didn't forget to hate her old man. In fact, this kind of old couple basically likes to quarrel. Of course, it's just bickering, so that we can add some little fun to life.

Otherwise, how boring would it be for decades?

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"It smells good."

The delicious bacon made Lin Zixiao squint his eyes.

For Lin Zixiao, eating this kind of ordinary food does not actually have any benefits, but... it is delicious!

There is absolutely nothing to satisfy your appetite.

Seeing her eating so deliciously, my mother was all smiles, and then, when Lin Zixiao was caught off guard, she suddenly spoke~

"you···"

Just as he opened his mouth, Zhou Xiaoran and Zhou Na came over.

The first class is over, and Shi Wenke and Shi Xiaomo, mother and daughter, came together.

Seeing the second elder, they were all a little surprised.

Shi Xiaomo's mother and daughter are better. They don't know much about Lin Fan, but Zhou Xiaoran and Zhou Na are quite curious...

"Maybe we came at the wrong time."

Zhou Na muttered.

"No, you came just in time."

Lin Zixiao let out a long breath...

Although I don't know what my mother is going to say, but I always feel that it will be 'unfavorable' to me. It is best if someone interrupts~!

"Is the first class over?"

"Yes, it's over, sir." Zhou Xiaoran nodded slightly: "In the past few days, the students should all be on the right track."

"Very good." Lin Zixiao responded with a smile.

"They came here to ask you something." Zhou Na pointed to Shi Xiaomo's mother and daughter: "To put it simply, they just want to krypton gold."

"Krypton gold?"

Lin Zixiao was taken aback for a moment, he didn't seem to have set up a krypton gold project in Zizhu Academy, did he?

"Yes, isn't their family an ancestral medicinal material company? They also plant a lot of various medicinal materials. I heard that some elixir medicines have also appeared during this time."

"So, I want to ask if I can replace the elixir with a panacea to increase my cultivation speed."

Lin Zixiao immediately understood.

Is it possible?

That's great!

Exchange of elixir for panacea, this kind of thing is actually very common in the sects of the world of cultivating immortals, just like exchanging credit for various treasures.

It's just that, it's not very cost-effective. Maybe you can get five pills for ten ingredients.

But many disciples are still willing to change.

Because they don't know how to make alchemy, and they specialize in art, if they don't exchange the elixirs they find for elixirs, can they still gnaw on their own?

The reason why Lin Zixiao didn't bring up these 'playing methods' before was mainly because the development time of the earth was too short.

And the students have been staying in Zizhu Academy, where can they get any good things in exchange? Credit? Then you have to have some strength to earn it, right?

But now after being reminded, he reacted.

Yes, ordinary people can't 'krypton gold', but these rich women can!

"Can!"

Lin Zixiao nodded in response: "You can have someone send it to the residents' happy life department, and let them deliver it on your behalf."

"After that, I will refine the pill for you according to the actual situation."

Alchemy will definitely waste time and energy.

But there are benefits as well, for example, if you take ten medicines and give you five pills, the rest will be used as benefits...

Are you okay?

"Thanks."

Seeing Lin Zixiao agreeing, Shi Wenke nodded excitedly: "I will contact them later to bring the elixir."

Panacea, for ordinary people, is naturally a good thing.

But their mother and daughter are already going to set foot on the road of immortality, of course it is better to change to a panacea to improve themselves.

"cough."

Seeing that the few people had finished talking about their business, my mother coughed dryly with a smile, and narrowed her mouth: "These little girls are so handsome!"

"Sit down and eat something together?"

The old man sat there, puffing on his cigarette, without making a sound, but his eyes said everything.

"...?"

Facing the suspicious gazes of the girls, Lin Zixiao could only bite the bullet and say, "My parents, come and see me."

"Oh~!"

The girls suddenly realized.

Shi Wenke's mother and daughter immediately became more respectful.

The same is true for Zhou Xiaoran, only Zhou Na smiled and nodded in greeting: "Hi, uncle, ma'am."

Identity is different.

Shi Wenke's mother and daughter are students, and Zhou Xiaoran has always regarded herself as a personal secretary or subordinate.

To be honest, Zhou Na is the only one who is on the same level as a friend.

"Oh, hello, hello, why don't you sit down and have something to eat?"

"We won't eat..."

The girls shook their heads and refused, then took their leave and left.

Seeing this, Lin Zixiao sat back helplessly.

The mother was enthusiastic: "What did I want to say just now? Old man, I asked you, I forgot!"

"Fuck me, how do I know what you're going to say?" The old man said depressedly, "It should be about girls!"

"Oh, yes, yes!"

The mother smiled, almost squinting her eyes and said: "It's about the girl."

"The ones just now...are not bad."

"One is too small, and the others are pretty good. Which one do you like, Fanfan?"

"ah?!"

Lin Zixiao was stunned: "What?"

"Are you still pretending to be confused with me?" Mom suppressed her smile and rolled her eyes: "Tell me, which one do you like!"

"We are here today for this matter, don't you know?"

"Let me guess, is it the tall and thin one... no, they are all tall and thin, is it the girl who looks the most heroic?"

"I think that's your style."

Lin Zixiao blinked.

The most heroic?

Among the four girls just now, Zhou Na is undoubtedly the most heroic, but...

"Don't talk, have you been hit by me?"

The mother laughed again, very happy: "Oh, good, good! I think the girl is fine, she is white, beautiful, and has a good figure."

"The ass is not big, but the breasts are big, and breastfeeding is definitely suitable..."

After hearing this, Lin Zixiao couldn't help but secretly nodded.

Not to mention anything else, just chartering the wife's breasts, that is definitely a very F existence, even if it is my own self, it is nothing more than nothing.

And if you infer from Huaguo's statement, isn't it a good baby?

"Nod!"

At this time, the old man who had been silent for a long time silently made up the knife.

Lin Zixiao: "...???"

She froze for a moment, nodded, what's the matter?

Isn't what my mother said makes sense?

But then, she realized that her complexion changed slightly: "That's not the case, you guys misunderstood, I don't like her, but I think what my mother said makes sense, indeed, indeed..."

"Exactly what?"

Lin Zixiao: "..."

Facing the questioning, Lin Zixiao was really hard to answer.

Indeed what?

Really big breasts?

this···

How do you say this? !

"I'm sorry." The old man made up the knife again quietly, directly making Lin Zixiao unable to clean up even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

"I see."

Mom nodded again and again: "You don't need to explain, explaining is covering up, and covering up means it's true."

"Who did you learn this from?" Lin Zixiao said with a big head.

However, my mother suddenly came over: "How far has it progressed? Are you sure about the relationship? Have you had sex with me?"

"If there is, you have to confirm the relationship quickly. It's best to get married as soon as possible. The girl is good, so don't bully her."

Lin Zixiao: "..."

You just met and didn't say a word, how come it's not bad? Where did you see this from?

She couldn't laugh or cry, but found that she really couldn't explain it clearly.

at the same time···

My heart is also a little tired.

its not right!

Why do you say that Zhou Na is this guy's girlfriend? Are you still in the same room?

The woman in the room with this guy is clearly me, okay? Not only have I had intercourse many times, but I have also 'infiltrated' many times!

There are no secrets anymore, right? !

She thought secretly.

But at the same time, Lin Zixiao was still a little dazed.

"Why do I have such a feeling in my heart? I just said it casually, and they don't know. How can I feel uncomfortable?"

She frowned, and then said helplessly: "Nothing, we are just friends, better friends..."

"only friends?"

When my mother heard this, she was unhappy: "How can it be just a friend? Oh, you are just dull!"

"You have to take the initiative to chase after it!"

"If you don't chase after me, do you let the girl doll take the initiative? The doll is thin-skinned, how can such a good girl come after you?"

"Do you want my mother to teach you how to chase girls?"

"I think back then, your mother and I..."

Lin Zixiao was startled, as if he had discovered something extraordinary: "You also chased girls back then?"

Mom was taken aback.

"also?"

"Bah! What a mess, when have I ever chased a girl? I mean, there have been many people who chased me back then, and I have seen all methods. I will definitely give you the most suitable advice and teach you how to chase me." to her."

"How about it, let's try it?"

Facing her mother's expectant eyes, Lin Zixiao almost couldn't help agreeing, but she felt depressed in her heart.

Did this guy's mother see Zhou Na? !

It is true that Zhou Na is indeed very good, and she is also the type of a good wife and mother, but... why is it her and not me? !

A thought without reason popped up suddenly, and even made Lin Zixiao 'dizzy', and said directly: "No need, Mom, I have a girlfriend, who is very beautiful."

"You have a girlfriend and you're pretty?"

When my mother heard the words, she was skeptical.

The old man put down the cigarette butt in his hand and muttered, "How beautiful can it be?"

Lin Zixiao frowned immediately.

"As beautiful as a fairy, she is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, and also the woman I love the most!"

"In this life, I won't marry her unless I want to, so Dad, Mom, don't worry about finding a girlfriend, I'll do it myself!"