What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

Hearing Liu Gang's words, Wang Dong couldn't help but crooked his eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched one after another.

What...what the hell? !

Chinese Mandarin is for them to learn by themselves?

So, the first class turned out to be? ? ? ?

"You guessed it right!"

Liu Gang's voice came at the right time: "This first class is a food class. I didn't brag about it. In terms of food, our Huaguo recognizes the second, and no one dares to recognize the first."

"And I can say responsibly that apart from Huaguo, all your so-called delicacies are spicy chicken!"

At this time, someone expressed dissatisfaction: "Our French food expresses dissatisfaction!"

"Don't accept it and hold back."

Liu Gang didn't say a word, but a person with chicken feet jumped out and scolded: "Even our chicken dishes are not as good, and you want to compare the food with Huaguo?"

"Have you seen the little boss?"

The dissatisfied blonde was speechless: "..."

"In short, your first class is to learn our great Huaguo cuisine. Only by learning, can you better serve yourself and your brothers and sisters~!"

"that whoever?"

Liu Gang waved to a person from the Residents' Happy Life Department: "I remember you used to be in the cooking class, right?"

"The rest will be left to you. Their residences are fully equipped with tools, and there are also kitchens specially equipped for inner disciples. As for you, you will be responsible for teaching them to cook edible meals within a day."

"Of course, you don't need to have too many dishes. Just ten or eight dishes will do. I will teach others tomorrow until they can cook ten or eight dishes every day for a month~!"

"Are you okay?"

The other party put his hand on his forehead: "It's okay, Captain."

"Huh? I'm not the team leader now, but the monitor of Class 1 of Zizhu Academy, you know?"

"got it!"

"Well, let's get started."

Liu Gang waved his hand, turned and left.

All that remained was the bewildered expression of the other party, and the expressions of the handyman disciples as if they had seen a ghost.

What the hell is this?

On the first day of Xiuxian School, you learn to cook? !

And he's still a handyman disciple, responsible for laundry, cooking and other miscellaneous things?

However···

The attitude of the Department of Residents' Happy Life is very tough. If you do it, you will do it. If you don't do it, you will lose your job. And if you leave by yourself, don't blame us. If you leave, the quota will be automatically reduced by one.

Do you want to go?

If you want to leave, arrange a helicopter for you immediately~

As soon as this was said, no one said anything.

Who dares to go?

Before coming, they all received the 'task', that is, no matter what happens, they must study hard, and they must not give up or be lazy.

Otherwise, even if you go back, you will be severely punished.

Very strict!

What else can I do?

Bear it!

A group of people were speechless.

As for the Department of Residents' Happy Life, they were also a little confused. The people who could be sent here to maintain order were all immortal cultivators.

Although there is only the Qi refining period, he is still a cultivator after all, right?

Even if I have been in the cooking class before? !

But I didn't expect that I would be reduced to the point where I came here to teach people how to cook!

What's more, these people... are crooked nuts! Can these crooked young people understand the profoundness of our Huaguo cuisine?

Oh, it's hard!

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"Amazing! Good method!"

Entering the formation, Wang Dong exclaimed again and again: "Squad leader is worthy of being the squad leader, I want to call for you~!"

"666 ah~!"

"Where is where?"

Liu Gang arched his hands, slightly embarrassed: "This is what the principal meant, I just conveyed it, and I dare not take credit for it."

"That's amazing, I want to learn from you~"

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The teaching of the handyman disciples begins.

The outside is in full swing, but inside, it is relatively peaceful, even a bit boring.

As for inner disciples, Lin Fan did not prohibit them from using mobile phones, but he also strictly required them not to divulge secrets.

Of course, it goes without saying that this request is okay, because they have already made the oath of heaven...

The only problem is that Lin Fan doesn't know whether the earth's oath of heaven will be fulfilled or not?

But he doesn't have the idea of ​​trying, and he also believes that other people also don't have the idea of ​​trying.

Because once this thing is violated, there is no turning back.

Unless you want to die, who will try this thing?

In this way, they are naturally a little bored, but this is only temporary, Lin Fan is fully sure that after a week at most, they will be so busy that they will not touch the ground, or even...

"Hey hey."

Thinking of when they started to formally attend classes and start writing papers, oh oh oh~~~

Lin Fan even thought about the topic of his first thesis.

That is, write a thesis based on the exercises you have practiced.

Can it be regarded as an advanced version of "repair feeling"?

"Yeah, let's go to the 'Outer Gate' to check the situation. Those handyman disciples should be quite used to it, right?"

His consciousness came out.

Then···

Then I saw crooked nuts holding kitchen knives, clumsily chopping vegetables...

"so stupid!!!"

The "cooking teacher" reprimanded angrily: "If you were in the army, I would have fined you to run 20,000 meters!"

"I don't know how to cut any vegetables, learn from me quickly!"

"I can't learn not to eat today!"

two hours later...

The cooking teacher had no choice but to give up. After all, it was almost lunch time. Continue to learn how to chop vegetables? I'm afraid that lunch will have to be delayed.

what is it now?

There are a few cooking teachers who don't need knife skills.

pity.

New problems also arise~

When cooking, hot oil splashed all over the place, and girls from all over the world yelled, scaring their faces and souls.

After finally overcoming this difficulty with difficulty, new difficulties came again.

"Teacher, which one is soy sauce?"

"What is vinegar?!"

"How much is the right amount? How many grams? Can you give me a measuring tool?"

"Oh, I seem to be fried."

"···"

Seeing this, Lin Fan silently withdrew his consciousness.

At the same time, the cooking teacher has already rolled his eyes, and even kept pinching his own...

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My hometown is in the mountains.

It's not winter yet, but it's already covered with snow.

Mom and Dad all put on down jackets, which were not bought by them, but given by people from the Residents' Happy Life Department.

There is no way, the old couple have worked hard all their lives, and they are reluctant to buy such good clothes.

At this moment, the old couple stood at the mountain pass and watched.

Both of them have now fully recovered to their early twenties, handsome men and beautiful women, standing on this snow-capped mountain, they are like gods and couples.

"Have you grown taller again?"

"I guess so. Looking at the steps, they are probably several meters apart."

"It's hard to go up and down the mountain!"

"Hey, the villa is almost finished, and the kid didn't say to come back and have a look." Mom suddenly changed the subject.

The villa is a light steel villa, so the progress is very fast. Now the decoration is almost over, and it will be completed in the next day or two.

The two of them relaxed, naturally feeling a little emotional.

"Manly man!"

But after listening to my mother's words, my father immediately stared: "I should be busy with my own career!"

"Besides, he is an immortal cultivator, and now he has established the Zizhu Academy, which is the world's first immortal cultivating school, can you not be busy?!"

"If you miss him, just make a phone call and ask him?!"

"What do you know?"

Mom was not happy anymore, she squinted and said, "I miss him, but I care about him more!"

"Look, he's so old that he doesn't even have a date. We've all become so young now, and our physical strength has recovered. The sooner he talks about a date, the sooner we have a grandson, we can help him raise a grandson! "

"A cultivator's lifespan is so long, if he never talks about a partner or has a baby, I'm afraid we won't be able to have grandchildren when we die of old age!"

"A woman's view!"

Dad shook his head for a while, expressing his dissatisfaction.

"Why don't we go and see him?" Mom suddenly suggested.

"Where are you going? To Zizhu Island?"

"Then where are we going? Let's go secretly without telling him, give him a surprise, persuade him casually, and quickly find a girlfriend."

"You still don't believe me when you talk about your woman's opinion!"

The old man frowned, with disgust on his face: "He is busy with his career in Zizhu Island, and he is still the head of a school. We two old things ran to him quietly, what's the matter?"

"What if it affects his career?"

Mom pouted.

She knew it would be like this, this old man~ Stubborn!

Even though she looks young now...

However, her thoughts had just arisen, and she heard her father say again: "I say no, you must go!"

"Annoying!"

"I really can't beat you!"

"All right, all right, just go, when will you go? When will you buy the ticket? How will you get there?"

"Set a time, and I'll find a way to get there."

Mom: "(ˉ-￣～)"

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Cultivation world.

Qi Zixiao returns.

After understanding what happened in the past few days, I was a little tangled.

"This guy actually helped me break through again?!"

"hateful!"

"He still needs to accumulate, there is no big movement for the time being, it is really difficult to break through... No, I have to find a way to help him break through as soon as possible!"

"Also, is my guess really correct? The Law of the Third Age is indeed hidden in these three statues, but the Law of the Third Age really surprised me."

"But it's better than nothing."

she sighed.

With the synchronization of the memory, the experience of the avatar was passed on, making her empathize with Lin Fan, and her feeling for Lin Fan couldn't help but deepened a bit.

"Forget it, just follow what that guy said, and start preparing for the tribulation. Sooner or later, you will have to prepare. There is always nothing wrong with preparing in advance."

"In addition, I have to prepare a batch of exercises, supernatural powers, and practice experience, and write them down and bring them back to Earth."

Zizhu Academy has nothing now, and it is in a period of starvation.

And I said that I will bring various exercises to the next time I go there, so I can't break my promise, right?

"Fortunately, there are many magical powers in the Sutra Pavilion, and there are no restrictions on outside transmission below the fifth floor. This is not a problem."

"What's more, there are all kinds of magical powers and exercises in the false Sanshifa..."