What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

over the phone.

Smithers are stupid!

"Fake! I called my mother to trouble you, but in the blink of an eye, it turned into your protest. Are you trouble me?"

"are you crazy!"

He scolded his mother in his heart, but said coldly: "Second Deputy Minister, we are not strangers, and we all know each other's behavior style very well."

"Do you think I will believe it?!"

"Our submarine was just passing by on a mission, but it was attacked by immortal cultivators from your country, and it has lost contact with us at present."

"As for the immortal cultivators, you are from the Residents' Happy Life Department. Now, you should give us an explanation, not me to give you an explanation, and it's not the time for you to protest!"

Smith is not stupid.

What's more, how many times has he dealt with the Residents' Happy Life Department? We all know their 'honesty' style of conduct, how could they be so foolish and suffer, admitting to failure?

"It doesn't matter what mission you perform? That sea area has been our inherent since ancient times, and it is an inseparable part of us!"

"What's more, the cultivator is not one of us. How would we know what he did?"

"You should explain clearly why your country's submarine sneaked into my sea area! We need an answer~!"

The second deputy minister immediately started to argue.

submarine?

What submarine? Did not see wow!

What? Your fighters?

What fighter? We didn't see each other either! Um, the cultivators caught them? fart! Our immortals go there just to catch fish.

What? Our warship?

Don't be funny, where do we have any warships? That's a fishing boat, a fishing boat!

Trick or treat truck?

Hey!

This is even more nonsense, what kind of naughty transporter? We are civilian trucks, log transporters, big logs, you know that?

Anyway...

No matter what Smith said, the second deputy minister only said one thing, what the hell? I don't know wow? Inherent territory since ancient times, undisputed sovereignty~ Solemnly protest, you have to give us an explanation~!

After a lot of wrangling, Smith can't fix it directly.

He could only put down his harsh words in depression: "If you continue to fool around and talk like this, don't blame us for being rude!"

"Protest, protest!"

"..."

Slap!

The phone hung up, and Smith was almost pissed off.

The Second Deputy Minister was not very happy. On the contrary, he was very calm, and then looked at the Seventh Deputy Minister: "Old Qi, Lin Fan, can you inform me?"

"Not afraid of ten thousand, just in case, in case they have follow-up actions..."

"Besides, such a big guy has surfaced on the surface of the sea. Although we can talk about it, we can't talk about it for too long."

"good!"

...

Lin Zixiao happened to go back to Qingshan Town again. This time, he came back to think about how to select the first batch of students and the remaining teachers.

As a result, he just received a call from the Seventh Deputy Minister and learned about these problems.

Will the people of Eagle Country do anything else?

Lin Zixiao ignored it after listening.

Soldiers come to block, water comes to cover it!

However, she is very interested in Resident Evil.

"Resident Evil really happened? Is it Raccoon City? Is it Umbrella Corporation? Is there a tyrant? Where is Alice?"

The Seventh Deputy Minister was stunned: "..., what?"

"..., it seems not."

Lin Zixiao sighed lightly.

She had watched the Resident Evil series of movies, and thought it was pretty good. She thought it was really a Resident Evil movie, but what happened? ? ?

But zombies are quite interesting. This kind of thing is probably equivalent to a super low-level zombie, right?

No, they're not zombies, don't count, don't deserve it.

So……

Forget it, I'm too lazy to bother.

Let’s settle the affairs of the academy first, and it’s best to finish the matter within three days this time, lest that guy come back and have different ideas from me...

Lin Zixiao decided to come to a wave first and then play.

Running a school was her idea on the spur of the moment, would Lin Fan support it? She really can't tell, in order to prevent accidents.

It is the best way to cut first and then play, so the time is relatively tight.

Although she was still curious about zombies, it wasn't worth her wasting time to fly to Eagle Country to have a look.

beep beep beep...

The phone is hung up.

The Seventh Deputy Minister was speechless for a while.

"I wanted to ask if their immortal cultivators have any methods against zombies, oh..."

...

At this moment, the world's Internet has been fried.

Biohazard!

Zombies are out!

Purgatory on earth~! !

Naturally, he was very surprised and panicked.

But...that's about it.

If you really want to say that the people all over the world are trembling with fear, even all kinds of preparations are really not enough. For example, in Huaguo, people are very... calm.

Especially after watching the live video, it is even more calm.

Zombies?

oh!

Very powerful.

It's much more powerful than ordinary zombies in movies and TV shows, but... so what? Mere zombies... spicy chicken!

We are guarded by immortal cultivators, are we proud?

Even if you really have a biochemical crisis, a group of zombies, what else can you do in front of the big brother of the immortal cultivator?

Whether it is possible to travel across the ocean to 'see' us is a question.

After all, it doesn't look like Resident Evil broke out in the whole Eagle Country, it's just a certain street in Los Angeles.

There is no 'epidemic' in other places.

As long as the world doesn't suddenly erupt, this kind of zombies with a source... In terms of modern technology, it really won't be like in film and television works, there is nothing to do with them.

Of course, if it suddenly broke out in the world, for example, many zombies also appeared in the army, which directly disintegrated the army~

so.

Calm down, calm down~

...

Huaguo is very calm here, and netizens are eating melons on the Internet, paying attention to the latest developments.

Although not afraid, this is also a rare big news, and it is a very big one, so people will naturally pay more attention to it.

at the same time.

Lin Zixiao was busy considering candidates for teachers and students.

After much deliberation, she decided on a few.

As for the teacher, you can choose by yourself.

Students have a set of selection criteria, of course, they will also select a few people.

First of all, Old Chen is a teacher of formations. Not only can he set up formations, but he can also set up formations scientifically. Maybe he can use quantum force fields to increase the details of formations and make formations even more powerful!

Zhou Xiaoran is a teacher of cultivating immortals (practice). Her exquisite physical ability has insight into all things and guides the world.

Zhou Na is a spell teacher, and by the way, she also serves as a legal person and a 'security guard'. Who makes her look like a militant?

There is also a candidate for the teacher of 'preaching', and that is the old Taoist Lin Zixiao met in the mountains and fields of Wuyi Mountain.

In Lin Zixiao's view, the Dao Yun on his body should be unmatched by anyone on the entire earth.

Refining equipment, alchemy teacher...

There is no candidate yet, so it is vacant for the time being.

As for the selection of students.

Lin Zixiao also confirmed a few.

Wang Dong.

This guy is Lin Fan's college roommate, and he can be regarded as the type of "bad friend" + best friend, and Lin Fan also promised before that he would introduce a girlfriend or something...

Lin Zixiao knew about this, but where did she introduce her girlfriend to others?

Now is the chance, isn't it?

If you have a chance, you will always do what you have promised to others~

Moreover, Lin Zixiao also made a calculation, and this Wang Dong's cultivation talent can be regarded as an upper-middle aptitude, and he can practice.

That being the case, then accept as a student, of course, the premise is that the other party is willing.

In addition, there is Zhou Qi, Zhou Na's younger brother.

Even Zhou Na, who is a legal person, has been blamed for being a legal person, and she also needs to work part-time as a security guard and a magic teacher... Accepting her brother as the first batch of students is a reciprocal courtesy, no debt of favor.

In addition, it is Wu Guodong.

Old Wu is a little older, but he has a good character, and he is a policeman, an official, and he is taken in to give the official a signal so that they will not be too anxious.

Moreover, Lao Wu's cultivation talent is actually quite good, and his luck is quite good. Lin Zixiao has already "told his fortune" for him, so naturally there will be no problem.

besides.

Lin Zixiao also plans to select a few rich women to take as students.

It’s not for their money, but when Lin Zixiao thought about it, several rich women had been working as tools for a while before, and they were very good to themselves and that guy. Now that they have the opportunity, it’s okay to take them flying. fault.

As for talent...

Lin Zixiao did not tell their fortunes.

But this has to mention the word "air luck".

A female stream, but can become a billionaire...

How can you succeed without luck?

If it is done, it means that they all have good luck, and this luck must not be weak, otherwise they would not be so successful.

With such luck...

The possibility of appearing with the talent of cultivating immortals is also much greater than that of ordinary people.

If ordinary people are selected one in a thousand or even one in a thousand, then they, maybe one of two or three people will appear.

After all, a net worth of tens of billions...to be so successful is a display of 'luck'.

As for which rich women and elder sisters to choose for admission, Lin Zixiao also has a good idea, but he has to check whether the people he wants to choose have sufficient qualifications.

As for the rest...

Then you have to make a real selection according to the standard.

For example, you must be under 30 years old, your talent must be above average, you must pass a political examination, your character must pass a test...

As for how to choose...

Lin Zixiao also considered it.

If it is according to the standards of the Holy Land, then it has to be screened and checked layer by layer.

Just for the series of operations of selecting disciples, several Dao tools are used, from natural aptitude to perseverance, heart, luck, etc., are assessed one by one.

But this doesn't work on Earth, it doesn't work.

Therefore, it can only be united with the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life.

It is up to them to determine some basic information that can be determined, such as 'political review', age, etc.

talent?

Gather the qualified people in front and see for yourself! Those who pass the test will continue the assessment.

heart?

This thing can't be seen by himself, but it can make old Chen create a fantasy formation, in which he is dissatisfied with all kinds of emotions, sex, wealth, etc.

The longer you persist, the better your xinxing will be.

After determining the 'standard', Lin Zixiao contacted the Seventh Vice Minister to inform him of the conditions.