What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

Nor are they omnipotent.

When it comes to individual equipment, tanks and even airplanes, some of them may know it, but they have never touched this nuclear submarine!

How to open it?

Dense instruments, various English alphabet buttons.

People who have not been trained can understand a ghost!

Let alone open it.

"Isn't that simple?"

"Don't we have to report to our superiors? At the same time as the report, we should consult experts. They must understand. If it's really not possible, let's start a live broadcast and let them know how to do it on the spot!"

"It seems that there is nothing wrong with it?"

"Yes, yes, let's begin!"

"Hey hey, we can still be the first people in our department to come into contact with the Eagle State nuclear submarine."

"What nuclear submarine? This is a big fish! We fish big fish in the South China Sea, the kind that can't be stewed in one pot and requires two grills."

"Ah... nothing wrong!"

"There is nothing wrong with it~!"

...

Not long.

The headquarters of the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life.

A group of ministers were buzzing, and on the other end of the video call, the seventh deputy minister was also staring.

Then……

All stare wide-eyed.

"this???"

"what's the situation?"

"A 'big fish'?"

"Isn't this just a big fish? I really didn't expect Eagle Country to release this big fish, and we caught it?"

"Do you want?"

"Idiots don't want it. Don't be a pity for such a big fish!"

"Let them open an internal live broadcast, send a few experts to give them guidance, and make sure to drive back safely!"

"In addition, send more people and prepare to take over."

"Well, this fish should be delicious. It should be 'killed' after landing. Remember to study more about how to eat each part."

"What about...'parasite'?"

"Parasite? Oh, I got it wrong, that's the Eagle Countryman we rescued from the mouth of the big fish! We paid a high price and managed to save it."

"That's right, that's right, they should thank us!"

"Wonderful~!"

...

If Lin Zixiao was here, he would definitely be shocked.

She originally thought that combining Su Muxue's courses with modern 'theory' operations was enough to show off.

But compared with the operations of these big guys...

Naive~

It's just naive~!

...

The big fish are 'returning'.

Lin Zixiao went back to Qingshan Town at a faster speed, and found Lao Chentou and Zhou Xiaoran who were busy in the shed area, and Zhou Na who was strolling around collecting rent.

Although the aura in the whole country is recovering now, in the shed area, due to the existence of the elixir, the aura is undoubtedly stronger.

Moreover, the elixir still has research value, so naturally it will not be left alone.

Zhou Na needs to be free.

When I am not busy, I come to the greenhouse area to help out, and when I am busy, I will wander around collecting rent.

After all, this is their job.

At this juncture, spiritual qi revived across the country, and everyone was waiting for the first Immortal Cultivation Class to start, so there was nothing wrong with it, but most of them held back their energy and were a little entangled in waiting.

After listening to Lin Zixiao's arrangement.

Old Chen looked calm: "Success, I like this arrangement. Teaching is also research, er, but I don't seem to be teaching, do I?"

"Forget it, just teach the formation in the textbook." Zhou Na emphasized from the side.

Old Chen: "..."

"There seems to be nothing wrong."

"If that's the case, I suggest that some of these elixir medicines should also be moved there. Our school must have some advantages, right?"

"There are pieces of elixir that can make the aura more intense, and it is considered a paradise."

"Dongtian Paradise is still worse, but it is indeed necessary."

Lin Zixiao nodded slightly.

"Let's go in half a hour and a half, and then deploy some corresponding formations. After ten days and a half months, the concentration of spiritual energy will be significantly improved compared with the outside world."

Then, she looked at Zhou Xiaoran.

The latter smiled softly: "I will do what my husband says."

"Sir asked me to be a teacher to teach them exercises and spells, then I will teach them exercises and spells."

"You make me feel embarrassed."

Lin Zixiao touched his nose.

"Sir, you have been kind to me and my whole family."

Zhou Xiaoran said solemnly: "You give me back my wages and take me to cultivate immortality..."

"These are all things I want to do, and that's what I should do."

"Don't worry about it."

Zhou Na raised her hand and interrupted the conversation between the two: "If we continue talking, we will all be embarrassed to death."

"By the way, what do I, a legal person, want to do?"

"It's a legal person."

Lin Zixiao nodded for a while: "Don't worry, I definitely don't want you to take the blame."

Zhou Na: "(⊙o⊙)..."

"Absolutely not!"

Lin Zixiao emphasized.

"……,well!"

Zhou Na sighed and shook her head: "That's all, I won't charge the rent. Let that brat Zhou Qi collect it."

"I'd better go to your Zizhu Academy to be a doorman, dormitory supervisor or something, just keep an eye on it."

"Otherwise something really happened, and I have to take the blame..."

"That's a good thing."

Lin Zixiao imitated Lin Fan's appearance and grinned.

"You laugh so treacherously!"

Zhou Na emphasized.

"Ha ha."

"I'll take you there first to get acquainted with them. Then, let's discuss the issue of enrollment. The first batch of students must be carefully selected."

"That's for sure."

Old Chen pondered and said: "Talent, character, character... all are indispensable, and it is better to lack than to abuse."

"Um."

Lin Zixiao very much agrees with Old Chen's point of view.

In the world of cultivating immortals, there is usually an oath to the way of heaven when getting started, which is basically related to not betraying the sect.

Of course, there are harsh ones.

But if you have too many vows, are too harsh, and restrict you everywhere, why did the Tianjiao come to worship your sect?

Although Zizhu Academy is currently exclusive to Earth, even if the conditions are harsh, people will come, but...why bother?

So many people are waiting to choose by themselves, what are you afraid of?

What's more, willingness and forced compliance have different effects.

Maybe those who are forced to abide by it, after cultivating to a certain level, become obsessed and demons enter the body.

no need!

...

A group of four started to work.

In fact, there is no need for "big construction". Zhou Na and Lao Chentou brought two changes of clothes and daily necessities, and then Lin Zixiao rolled up the spiritual soil and elixir in the shed area with real yuan A small part, and then hurry on.

en route.

Lin Zixiao also found a suitable stone tablet, and prepared to put it on the island as a signboard.

I also pulled a banner by the way, and wrote in big characters: "Learning Shrimp W Responsibility Pong Yue Cooking Jade Night, Huansha Points to Wannai Zheng, What an idiot, I wish."

After arriving at the place, the huge banner was hung up directly.

Courtesy first and soldiers later.

Even if they shot harder later on, they would have nothing to say, wouldn't they?

Immediately afterwards, she began to carve the words "Zizhu Academy" on the stone tablet again, and stood on the shore, and then Lao Chentou laid out various formations.

This is a sign.

If you don't set up an array to protect it, and someone destroys it easily, isn't that a slap in the face?

Zhou Na and Zhou Xiaoran began to familiarize themselves with the environment, and discussed where it would be more appropriate to plant the elixir.

After the elixir was planted, the dense air from the various elixir gradually rose, making the entire school more ethereal.

Since it is a bamboo house, it naturally does not have that majestic feeling.

But it doesn't look petty.

Instead, a natural and peaceful feeling is in front of you.

"really not bad."

Zhou Na took a deep breath, the aroma of the elixir dilutes the fishy smell of the sea, making people feel refreshed.

"It will get better and better."

Zhou Xiaoran chuckled: "I'm going to help Teacher Chen set up the formation."

"However, I've only realized now that there are more than one spirit-gathering array in it, and the guardian array can save a lot of energy."

...

Zizhu Island was very busy. Although there were not many people, they were all immortal cultivators, and the two strongest people on earth were both on Zizhu Island, so the noise they could make was definitely not small.

Meanwhile, Eagle Nation.

A fancy bar.

Mousse was about to go in, but...

As soon as he arrived at the door, the environment and heavy metal music that he enjoyed so much now gave him a splitting headache and extremely irritable.

"damn it!"

Bang!

He smashed it casually, and the bulletproof door was deformed from the inside, but luckily it didn't fly out...

“Too noisy, too noisy!!!”

"I almost forgot that the side effect of God's Flower is that I hate noise..."

"Earphones, quick, give me earphones!"

He roared, his eyes were red, as if he wanted to eat people.

Seeing this, several of his subordinates even handed over his earphones, and after he put them on, he finally got a lot better.

But even so, he didn't dare to go into the bar.

After all, they are just ordinary earphones, not high-end noise-canceling and sound-isolating earphones. Once he enters them, he is afraid that he will go crazy!

However, even if you are outside, you can still meet beautiful women, and it is very easy. If this is the case, why go in again?

At the entrance of the bar, one after another sexy and hot blond beauties appeared from time to time, making Mousse so excited that it was difficult to calm down.

At this moment, Mousse was extremely excited.

How long?

He had almost forgotten how long he hadn't been this excited.

"More than ten years?"

"Finally...finally!"

Feeling his hormones ready to move, he couldn't help but take a deep breath.

"Ah~!"

"This damn hormonal taste can finally be released today."

"Tonight, I won't rest~!"

He straightened his custom-made suit and tie, got out of the car, and leaned lightly on the door.

Luxury cars, designer suits, expensive watches...

These elements immediately attracted many beauties, and they flocked to her.

Mousse is smiling.

But in his heart, he had already laughed outrageously.

Really too long!

He thought about it carefully, and it has been almost ten or twenty years, it has been ten or twenty years! He clearly had countless chances, and even if he just hooked his fingers, countless beauties would come to his door, but he couldn't.

I could only watch helplessly, roaring and crying silently in my heart.

Now, everything can finally change.

"I want……"

He opened his mouth and said to a group of hot beauties surrounding him, "Seven."