What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

What Lin Zixiao wants is not that those people can cooperate with science and immortal cultivation in a short period of time to push the cultivation of immortality to another level, or at the same height, the difficulty will decrease linearly...

Instead, I want to use their modern thinking to think and understand some things about cultivating immortals, so as to propose new ideas and plans, etc.

Therefore, it is not necessary for those top experts in various fields to be teachers.

Similarly, you can also find some talented college students and graduate students. They may not have the skills of experts, but they must have heard some things that should be heard.

Even if I haven't practiced it, I have heard those views and theories more or less.

This is enough!

What you need is theory and way of thinking, isn't it?

"Yes, let's do that!"

Lin Zixiao nodded slightly, having an idea.

Will the student give away the secret? !

Is it really so easy to enter the Xiuxian sect?

On the first day of entering the sect, one must make an oath of heaven, not to betray the sect, and not to disclose the sect's exercises and secrets without permission.

So I am really not afraid of students leaking secrets.

Teachers are different.

You invite people to be teachers and force them to swear?

You can do this even if you are overbearing, but our holy lady Qi has never owed favors in her life, how could she do such a thing?

What's more, the opposite or the partner? !

"The problem is almost figured out, so let's go."

"Finish the next thing one by one."

She soared into the air, and as soon as she rushed out of the formation of Zizhu Island itself, her spiritual sense discovered something unusual in the sea. Thinking of the words of the seventh deputy minister, she chuckled and fell from the sky to the shore.

"Mr. Lin."

The people from the Residents' Happy Life Department immediately gathered around and greeted them respectfully.

"Our plane will be here soon."

"Won't be here long."

"Um."

Lin Zixiao nodded lightly, and then said lightly: "You wait, I will catch a big fish and bring it back to you as a gift."

After speaking, she vacated again and flew towards the southeast.

"Big fish?"

A group of residents from the Happy Life Department got together and looked at each other.

"Is it a ferocious beast? I don't know how big it is!"

"I heard from the brothers who participated in the Battle of the Coastline before that they saw an octopus that was as big as a hill and the meat tasted very good."

"Mr. Lin is so polite, he even gave us a big fish..."

"But having said that, I'm really looking forward to it, it must be delicious, right?"

"Chiliu... Oh, ashamed, ashamed, I'm actually drooling."

"..."

Each of them was looking forward to it, looking at the back of 'Lin Fan' flying out, wondering what kind of fish he would catch.

"Hope it's not too much."

"Yes, yes, it's too big, we can't take it away."

"No, you can take it away."

At this moment, Lin Zixiao was floating in the air about two nautical miles away, and he spoke softly, and the sound was transmitted far.

"Can you hear us so far away?!"

"Did we hear him too?"

"Nonsense, can we be the same as Mr. Lin!?"

"But he said we can take it away, so it shouldn't be too big, right?"

A group of people got together, murmured, and guessed at the same time how big the big fish Lin Zixiao was talking about was.

...

Meanwhile, deep under the sea.

A huge monster approached quietly.

Pop, pop, bang! ! !

Many ferocious beasts were attacking and biting, but they were unable to destroy them. The thick and hard armor allowed it to ignore the attacks of most of the ferocious beasts.

"Fack!"

"What the hell is this?! Why do so many horrible creatures appear as soon as they enter the South China Sea?"

"And are these creatures brainless? Dare to attack us?"

Inside the submarine, a blond man cursed loudly.

"Don't worry, your superiors have already said before you come that this trip is dangerous, you must be careful, right?"

"Let them hit, anyway, they will definitely not be able to break through our defenses, it's important to complete the mission..."

The officer was relatively calm, apparently mentally prepared.

"It's true to say so, but these things are too frighteningly scary! Crabs that are more than ten meters long, lobsters that are more than three meters long...and what is this? Oysters? Oysters are not attached to anything Did it grow on it? The diameter is more than one meter?!"

Looking out of the window and the various objects detected, the blond man couldn't help cursing.

"Have I arrived on an alien planet?!"

"Don't be surprised, the Chinese call these things fierce beasts, which means very powerful and powerful beasts!"

"And, don't you think it's cool? It's like coming to an alien battlefield and encountering aliens, super cool!"

"Is this... cool?"

"Well, if you want to say it in Huaguo dialect, it's 'niubi~~'"

"niu~~bi~~~?"

"Yes, niu~~bi~~~"

The two chatted, and the blond man also had the idea of ​​diverting his attention and removing his fear, so he continued to chat along the way.

"Why niu~~bi~~~? It doesn't feel very smooth."

"nonono, in fact, if you can speak Chinese, you will find these two words very easy to pronounce."

"is that so?"

"Yes, and what is the most interesting thing, do you know?"

"What?"

"The meaning of niu~~bi~~~, if translated, is... cows the vagina!"

"watt!?"

The blond man looked at his officer with a suspicious expression on his face: "Sir, are you sure you are right?"

"Of course, a friend of mine who has been lurking in China for many years told me!"

"...But why? Why does cows the vagina have the same meaning as super cool?"

"Oh, my child."

The officer chuckled: "I know it's hard for you to accept, but in fact, they are right, you know?"

"Why?"

"Because it's so big~!"

Blonde man: "o((⊙﹏⊙))o..."

"Isn't it very reasonable?"

"What you said is really reasonable, but I am speechless."

are you crazy?

At this moment, the blond man wanted to scold his mother, but at the same time, he really couldn't find anything to refute. Isn't that thing really big?

At this moment, he really forgot his fear of those ferocious beasts outside, and his mood gradually improved.

Seeing this, the officer felt a little relieved, nodded and smiled lightly: "Quick, get back to your post, we will be there soon, prepare to investigate, and at the same time look for opportunities to go to the island..."

"According to our information, people from the Residents' Happy Life Department have arrived first. However, we don't need to be afraid."

"Huh? Why?"

"Why? The South China Sea has always been a noisy place."

The chief smiled: "There is a lot to do in this place, not to mention that the Purple Bamboo Island just popped up out of nowhere, and there is no definite ownership at all. If we are strong enough, we can definitely claim that Zizhu Island belongs to our Eagle Country!"

"this……"

The blond man's mouth twitched.

Is it so strong?

Does Eagle Country have land on the other side of the world?

"I know you find it incredible. Of course, it's also difficult, but everything depends on what we can find on Zizhu Island in the end, do you understand?"

"If we don't find anything useful, then Zizhu Island is certainly not worth our fuss. After all, there are immortal cultivators in China, but we don't. We are at a disadvantage in this respect."

"But if the things on Zizhu Island are important to us, then...you understand."

"Um……"

The blond man nodded, no one is a fool, if something is important enough, who would give it up? Admitting cowardice is because it is unnecessary. If it is necessary, it will be different.

"So, our task is very important, we must be careful and cautious."

"Report!"

As soon as the officer finished speaking, someone came over: "It's already very close, if you get closer, it may be exposed, please give instructions."

"Temporarily stop, turn off the lights, and investigate the situation..."

The officer's voice fell, and after a while, the submarine stopped moving forward. He nodded slightly, and was about to say something more, but suddenly felt a sudden shake.

"What's wrong?!"

"Is there a large beast attacking?!"

"No, I didn't hear the sound, it shouldn't be, so what is it???"

Then……

He felt himself 'floating'!

"what happened?!"

The officer scolded angrily: "What are you eating? Why are we floating? Didn't I tell you to stop first?"

He cursed and went to the control room.

"Sir... sir!"

But at this moment, the faces of several people in the control room turned pale: "We... didn't float up, and the ballast is still there."

"Then why did it float?"

The manager was startled, and said, "Scan the surroundings immediately!"

"Report, there are no ferocious beasts around to touch us, only sea water, but..."

"Fault?"

"There are no fault reports, no codes, no faults detected, everything is functioning normally."

"Damn it!"

"Could it be the mysterious power of Zizhu Island?"

"Back! Dive, full power!"

"Yes, sir!"

Several people started to operate immediately, but...it was useless, the submarine was not controlled at all, it was still floating, and the speed was getting faster and faster.

"how so?!"

"I don't know, sir, our power has been turned to the maximum. It stands to reason that we should have dived quickly and retreated, but now..."

"What the hell..."

Crash! ! !

Suddenly, the sound of violent water flow came, and through the window, they saw the blue sky, white clouds, and... Purple Bamboo Island!

The officer immediately shut his mouth.

All this in front of him made him extremely astonished, and it was difficult to calm down.

"How……"

"how so?"

"this……"

"Oh my God!"

"God, are we floating?"

"We flew up without the ballast being jettisoned????"

"What the hell happened, we are a nuclear-powered submarine, not a nuclear-powered airship, are you crazy?!"

The surface of the sea appeared in front of them, and it was getting farther and farther away, which proved that they flew up and flew higher and higher!

But how the hell is this possible? !

In the submarine, everyone was dumbfounded and couldn't believe it.