What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

Chapter 452 'Expert? known? ’ spray you

The video continued for another few minutes.

In the video, it can be clearly seen that the phantoms of the ancestors of the various schools of thought emerged one after another, and the number must have exceeded one hundred!

Moreover, they are all blooming with their own radiance, and even have all kinds of brilliance continuously falling down, as if in Fuze's later generations, descending auspiciousness on all people!

A few minutes later, all the phantoms of the ancestors of the various schools disappeared.

"No one knows what happened!"

The video shooter appeared in front of the camera: "But it is certain that those huge voices, the ancestors of those schools of thought must have done something."

"I won't shoot anymore, I have to go back now, goodbye!"

The video shooter hastily terminated the recording, and the video ended like this.

It is not difficult to guess that this person must have been very excited at the time, and at the same time, he even felt a little regretful, which is why he was so eager.

regret what? !

Naturally, I regret that I ran to myself, and I was not within the range of the "auspiciousness" of the phantom shadows of the ancestors of the various schools of thought!

Auspicious!

Although it sounds absurd, no matter how you think about it, you think it is beneficial, right?

Who would not regret missing out on such benefits?

...

"Philosophers……"

After watching the video, Lin Fan was even more amazed: "The legends of the various schools of thought in the Hua Kingdom are also true? In this way, the ancient times of the Hua Kingdom are far more exciting than the historical records!"

"But that's right. After all, the First Emperor was never buried at that time. Instead, he found an elixir, and there were still monks haunting the Tang Dynasty..."

"All schools of thought really exist, so it's all right?"

"As for these phantoms..."

Lin Fan suddenly became curious.

The phantoms of the ancestors of these schools of thought have existed since the beginning and have been left to this day.

Or have countless people worshiped and burned incense over the years, making them some kind of 'gods'?

Of course, this "god" does not refer to immortals.

It refers to the "God of Incense and Fire".

But these are not things that Lin Fan can be sure of at present, unless he goes to the local area to think carefully.

However, for him, this is not the key point, so he didn't bother to confirm it.

After all, knowing a little is perfectly enough.

That is, no matter whether they are the shadows left over from the ancestors of various schools in ancient times, or the "Incense Fire God" who has been receiving incense all these years but was unable to be born because of the spiritual energy, the result is the same !

They can't possibly threaten themselves!

Nascent Soul...

With this level of cultivation, one can already leave the earth, live in the universe, and survive in a vacuum environment.

For ordinary people, it is not an exaggeration to call it a "God".

Whether it is the phantom left thousands of years ago or the god of incense and fire, they must not be able to threaten him.

That being the case, why care?

"Besides, I want to become a troll more now..."

After quitting the video, Lin Fan checked some news.

During this process, he didn't even look at the content, but just looked at the title, and was so pissed off by some so-called 'album' and 'public knowledge'!

Who the hell resists the revival of spiritual energy!

And this kind of people is undoubtedly divided into two groups. One group believes that the earth's resources are too few. After the spiritual energy is revived, the life span of people will double, so in a few hundred years, the population will definitely double!

Under such circumstances, how could the earth's resources be sufficient?

There is not enough food, and people will starve to death directly... It is even said that the recovery of spiritual energy seems to be beautiful, and the world is a disaster and the end of the earth...

Seeing this kind of news, Lin Fan couldn't help but become a troll.

However, after seeing the comment area, many people were really fooled by the fact that they didn't know the truth, and they also started to oppose the recovery of spiritual energy...

"Oh, I can't bear it anymore!"

Well, I still can't hold back.

But here comes the problem.

Open a trumpet to spray yourself? It doesn't work!

Then……

Called the Seventh Deputy Minister.

"crooked?"

"Seventh deputy minister, can I have a discussion with you?"

When the seventh deputy minister heard it, hey? If it is the first personality, then I am relieved, he immediately smiled and said: "Mr. Lin, please tell me."

"I want the official Weibo account of your Ministry of Residents' Happy Life."

"ah?"

The Seventh Deputy Minister was stunned: "Mr. Lin, what do you want this for?"

He was really dumbfounded.

Immortal cultivators! Want a Weibo account? this……

"Don't worry about it, just lend it to me, I'm useful!"

"...Okay, I'll send it to you right away."

The phone is decisive.

The Seventh Deputy Minister muttered for a while, he really didn't understand what Lin Fan was going to do, but he just borrowed the account, what's the matter?

Messy hair?

Even if the hair is really messy, what are you afraid of?

Even if he scolded his mother on the top, but afterwards, can't we still say that the account was hacked?

Basic operation, do not 6!

However, the Seventh Deputy Minister still paid attention, called several people, and asked them to stare at the official Weibo account of the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life for the next period of time.

And it is strictly required that if there is something like a skill, it must be recorded as soon as possible!

Immediately, the Seventh Deputy Minister asked the person in charge of the account, asked for the account password, and sent it to Lin Fan.

All this, less than three minutes before hanging up the phone.

After getting the account and successfully logging in, Lin Fan smiled and stretched himself...

"Today, I'll let you all know how powerful a Nascent Soul Stage Immortal Cultivator is after turning into a troll!"

"Wait, that's not right, the mobile phone is too inconvenient, I have to get a computer."

This guy called the Seventh Deputy Minister again and said he wanted a computer.

Why not buy it yourself?

Hey!

Don't you need money to buy it yourself?

This can be regarded as helping the residents' happy life to solve the troubles. What's the matter with a computer?

What else can the Seventh Deputy Minister say? Naturally, they sent someone over to send one over. Anyway, the Residents' Happy Life Department directly set up several laboratories in Qingshan Town. There are not too many computers, so what's the point of one?

After getting the computer, Lin Fan immediately opened fire!

Not long after, netizens who have been paying close attention to the various actions of the Department of Residents' Happy Life, as well as the recovery of spiritual energy, discovered that the official Weibo account of the Department of Residents' Happy Life... was suddenly updated~!

Department of Residents' Happy Life: "The recovery of spiritual energy is a brand new beginning for all human beings!

I think, except for a very few people who have suffered heavy heart injuries, no one wants to die early, right?

Not only that, the revival of spiritual energy will also announce that our earth will once again enter the era of cultivating immortals. Perhaps, soon, our exploration steps will spread all over the deep sea, the center of the earth...every corner of the earth!

Even beyond the earth, or even the entire galaxy, is not the end of our exploration!

Just like this, there are still some so-called bullshit experts and public knowledge, jumping out to confuse the public with lies...

Hundreds of years from now, people will starve to death due to population explosion and food shortage?

Ordinary people have no place to stand up?

Will the world be in chaos, the law will collapse, and the world will end? !

This department is here to seriously warn such so-called bullshit experts and public knowledge, please stop relevant remarks immediately, otherwise they will be held legally accountable!

Secondly, in response to the so-called remarks of the above bullshit public knowledge, the headquarters hereby make relevant explanations!

1. There will never be a so-called starvation situation!

The reasons are as follows: 1. Taking our Huaguo as an example, at present, our staple food has long been able to achieve self-sufficiency!

What the bullshit experts said is correct, we import more than 100 million tons of grain every year, but they will not tell you that this more than 100 million tons of grain only accounts for less than 17% of the total grain consumed in our country every year.

I will not tell you that most of these grains are soybeans and other categories that Chinese farmers rarely grow! And the import price is lower than that of self-grown (knock on the blackboard, this is the key point).

I will not tell you that at present, most of the rural fields in our country have been abandoned, overgrown with weeds, and no one has planted them at all. Under such circumstances, there is still plenty of food...

If all the fields are planted with food, even if the population is doubled, they will not starve to death!

2. Hundreds of years later, the population will explode, and the shortage of food is even more nonsense!

Now, the headquarters can clearly tell everyone that after the recovery of the spiritual energy, the chance of human beings conceiving is lower than before, and it is significantly reduced!

If one is talented and becomes a cultivator, the chance of conceiving will be further reduced, and the stronger the strength, the lower the chance.

According to calculations, after the recovery of spiritual energy, although the "suitable age for childbearing" of ordinary people has increased by about 7.5 times (20-40" \u003e 20-150), their fertility has been reduced due to the reduced chance of conception. , In fact, unlimited pick-ups are one-to-one.

Therefore, it is impossible for the population to explode!

3. Our future goal is the sea of ​​stars!

Earth's resources running out? Couldn't the earth's resources be exhausted one day without the recovery of spiritual energy and just the development of technology?

Same! And because of the vigorous development of science and technology, how little damage has been done to the earth? Why did no one jump out against the development of technology before, so that we can return to farming civilization or even the Stone Age?

The Department dares and affirms! Once the era of cultivating immortals after the revival of spiritual energy begins, our earth will surely start to explore the universe and use the resources of the universe faster than simply developing technology.

To sum up, bullshit experts, public knowledge! If you dare to confuse the public and spread rumors again, the headquarters will punish you in accordance with the law as soon as possible, and you will never tolerate it!

2. The problem of ordinary people who have nowhere to turn.

It's also a lie to confuse the public, nonsense!

The headquarters has already said that the immortal cultivation courses from elementary school to university and everything related are in urgent preparation. By then, immortal cultivation will be a part of all students' learning!

The same is true for adult cultivation courses!

Are the bullshit experts and public knowledge who say these words questioning the authority of today's college entrance examination and reading? !

Not everyone can cultivate immortals? That's right! Immortal cultivation requires talent.

But is it impossible to live without cultivating immortality?

Or, now that your so-called ordinary people have a 100% chance of turning over, everyone can have the so-called "turning over"?

Nonsense!

Here, the department advises everyone to not be arrogant or impetuous, and work hard, the only way to turn around is the "cheat book"! "

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