What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

Dan Chengzi sat on his bed and sighed.

"well!"

The guy shook his head, his fat was rippling, and then he became quiet, but after less than two minutes of silence, he let out another long sigh.

"Oh~~~~~"

"I said fat man, are you enough?"

Shen Suanzi stared at the red eyes, not only seeing nothing, but also a little scary.

"You don't know!"

"Although I, Dan Chengzi, are fat and not talented, why don't I have an upward heart?!"

"I also want to be called the pride of heaven, to be recited by the world, and under the attention of the world, to play a peerless demeanor, okay?"

"Unfortunately, this luck is really bad..."

"Tell me, why did I meet Jianzi?"

"This is the first round!"

"At least tens of thousands of people participated, and this guy can make it into the top 100 or even the top 50. How did I meet him in the first round?"

After opening the chatter box, Dan Chengzi couldn't bear it anymore, and kept babbling on, listening to the fortune teller gave him a headache.

Before he could say anything, Dan Chengzi said again: "By the way, blind man, don't you know fortune-telling?"

"You do the math for me, will I become a peerless arrogance in the future, beating countless powerful people, and be admired by the world?"

"..."

The fortune teller was speechless for a while.

"Then I'll do the math for you?"

"Let me figure it out."

Dan Chengzi became interested, and finally stopped sighing.

Seeing that he stopped sighing and his mood gradually improved, the divine operator suddenly thought of another question.

What if the future of this product is miserable?

Wouldn't it be more powerful to moan and sigh? !

He suddenly regretted it.

but……

If it is not counted, this guy must continue to moan and sigh, if it is not counted, there is a 50% chance that this guy will stop moaning...

Calculate!

Shen Suanzi immediately used the Great Expansion Technique of Heaven and Earth, and then...

The ball of light that emerged in his mind made him dumbfounded.

"so big!"

It's as high as two floors!

Shen Suanzi immediately retreated in a cold sweat...

Seeing him open his eyes, Dan Chengzi leaned over and said, "So fast? Am I short-lived?!"

"fart!"

The divine operator saw sweat on his forehead, and was terrified in his heart.

The future of this guy is much more terrifying than I imagined! ! !

And for such a terrifying ball of light, there are bound to be many variables in the future... Please! ! ! Forget it!

How does this count?

Such a large ball of light is simply not something that the current magic operator can break. In other words, let alone His Highness, I can't even figure out the future of this fat man? !

The shock in Shen Suanzi's heart is indescribable...

"Your mother's future is destined to be extraordinary!"

"oh?!"

When Dan Chengzi heard this, he immediately smiled: "I will be great in the future?! Then I can rest assured!"

"But... alas!!!"

Just when the fortune teller thought that he would finally not have to be tortured by this guy's moaning and sighing anymore, this guy started again...

"well!"

"What are you doing?!"

"Oh, I kneel this time!"

"What a great opportunity?!"

"Although according to what you said, I should be a late bloomer, but I would rather shine early..."

"I……"

The fortune teller rested his forehead with one hand, completely speechless.

However, Dan Chengzi didn't have this awareness at all, and he babbled and muttered for a while, as if he had endless things to say.

"If you do this again, I will set up a sound barrier!"

he threatened.

"How could you do this?" Unexpectedly, Dan Chengzi's face was full of resentment when he heard the words: "I thought you and I were as close as brothers, but I didn't expect that you despise me..."

"I'm so miserable, you still despise me!"

"I……"

Wow!

Shen Suanzi's scalp was numb, and he directly set up a soundproof enchantment, and finally became quieter.

Seeing this, Dan Chengzi also knew that the other party couldn't hear him, so he couldn't help but sighed even more, and then sat on the bed, crying.

The fortune teller doesn't even bother to look at this product...

...

"Oh, how miserable my life is!"

"The first opponent is Jianzi, there is no chance of winning at all, unless you use the Biochemical Pill to catch you by surprise?!"

"No way, this guy's attack speed is much faster than I can throw the pill, and I can't arrange the venue in advance. Before my biochemical pill affects him, he has already solved me. ?”

"Is it true that we can only admit defeat?"

Fatty Dan was frowning, feeling extremely uncomfortable.

"Ahem~"

But at this moment, the 'phone' sounded.

"Who added me as a friend?"

Click to see...

"Huh?!"

"Lin Fan? Isn't this fellow Daoist Hehe?"

Seeing that it was Lin Fan's friend request, Fatty Dan agreed without thinking about it.

"That's right, God's fortune teller, he even set up a sound-proof barrier, and he didn't comfort me. Thinking about it, hehe, fellow Taoist, it must not be like this."

"This blind man is so disrespectful!"

...

Lin Fan's side.

He just added him as a friend, and before he even had time to say anything, a message from Fatty Dan came over.

"Hey, so timely?"

Click to listen, it’s still a long paragraph!

"Hehe fellow daoist, alas... you don't know something, fat man, I'm so unlucky that I met Jianzi in this first round."

"Jianzi, do you know? It's the swordman with the 'sword spirit body'..."

"The blind man actually set up a sound-proof barrier and won't communicate with me. Fatty, I feel bitter! It's too bitter..."

"This time, I can only complain to you, Fellow Daoist Haha, you must listen to me!"

"..."

Lin Fan was stunned, then blinked and laughed.

"Hey?"

"Did you bring it to your door?"

"It's a coincidence how Zhengchou brought up the topic."

He immediately grinned and wrote back.

"Fatty, I've seen the information. Indeed, you are so unlucky that you have met Jianzi. I'm afraid it's more than auspicious."

...

Dan Chengzi was sad, and when he heard the reply, he immediately poured out bitter water.

"is not that right?!"

"Hehe fellow daoist, you understand me, it's hard!! It's really hard! Why is my luck so bad?"

"Hey, although I, Dan Chengzi, am fat, my heart is higher than the sky. It's a pity..."

Rambling old for a while.

It was just a chatterbox in the chatterbox, it made Lin Fan feel stupid, and finally decided to interrupt forcibly and not let the fat man continue talking!

"Why didn't I realize that this fat man is so talkative before?!"

He was speechless, then spoke quietly.

"Fatty, don't be too anxious. In fact... I have a plan. Maybe I can help you 'turn the crisis into safety' and even win the battle!"

Um? !

Hearing this, Fatty Dan immediately got up from the bed, but then sat down again, expressing his disbelief.

"Hehe fellow daoist, you are really nice, but this is impossible. I can't be Jianzi's opponent. Although I am very sad, I have accepted the fact of failure. You don't need to comfort me anymore...I... ..."

"Stop!!!"

"Fatty, you and I hit it off right away, and we've become best friends!"

"Your luck is so bad this time, as a close friend, I really can't stand it!"

"After thinking about it, I really came up with a method that can help you win, but... this method is very dangerous, and it is also a huge challenge for me. If the matter is revealed, even I will be in danger... ..."

Seeing that this guy was about to start talking about Tang Monk mode again, Lin Fan immediately interrupted: "But... I regard you, Fatty, as a close friend, so what is a mere crisis?!"

"brother!"

Fatty Dan was very touched immediately: "You and I have only met twice before and after, but you treat me so sincerely, what should I do?"

But then, the conversation changed: "I don't know what you said, brother, what is the solution?"

"This method is too dangerous, and once it is said, it may not work. You just need to know that if you succeed, you will definitely win."

"It's me, Meng Lang."

The fat man came to his senses: "Can help me defeat Jianzi... This must be a top-secret method, but, let brother, you take such a dangerous risk for me, how can I bear it?"

"I've said it all, I regard you as a close friend, you are just dangerous, what's the point?!"

"However, in addition to being dangerous, this method will also consume a lot of property in order to win... Fatty, you also know that I spent too much in the restaurant at the time, and now I have a lot of money..."

"brother!"

Dan Chengzi immediately interrupted Lin Fan's words: "You regard me as a close friend, how can I treat you like this?!"

"You are willing to take huge risks for me, how can I make you pay money?"

"Brother, just say it straight, how much property do you need?"

"As long as it can help me defeat Jianzi, property is just a small problem!"

"Fatty, if you say so, Jianzi...is doomed! However, according to my estimation, it is hard to win such an outstanding person like Jianzi. You have to set up a large formation. I roughly estimate that I am afraid that you will get tens of millions of spirit stones." left and right property."

"Thousands of spirit stones?"

Fatty Dan almost didn't even think about it: "It's not expensive!"

"Brother, if you help me win the sword, thousands of spiritual stones will be offered with both hands, and those who violate it will be struck with thunder and thunder, and their souls will be scattered, and they will never be reborn forever!"

"It's over, Fatty, I regard you as a close friend, how can I not trust you?"

"Relax yourselves, tomorrow, you will be able to show up on the court with a big swagger, and you will definitely win!"

"Then I will thank brother first..."

"That's it, I'll get ready first."

End the call.

Fatty Dan smiled brightly.

The magic operator who was too lazy to talk to Fatty Dan accidentally scanned his consciousness, and found that Fatty Dan was no longer sighing, but smiling? !

This is so strange!

The fortune teller removed the barrier, and asked curiously, "Fatty, what are you laughing at?"

"What does it have to do with you?"

Fatty Dan immediately rolled his eyes: "I just asked you to think of a way for me. You didn't want to, and you didn't even comfort me."

"This time, I figured out a way, why should I tell you?!"

This guy is suddenly a little 'tsundere'.

Then……

He thought of another question.

If Fellow Daoist Hehe can help me win the sword, can he also help me win other people in the future? !

hiss~

In this way, even if I am unlucky, I, Dan Chengzi, may be among the best~!