What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

Chapter 433 The Holy Maiden: (ω)

"coming?"

Seeing Qi Zixiao push the door and enter, Lin Fan grinned lightly.

"Wait in a hurry?"

Qi Zixiao entered the room, closed the door and asked.

"No, I believe you." The man smiled brightly: "You said you will come, you will come, right?"

This guy, do you trust me so much?

Hearing this, Qi Zixiao was overjoyed immediately, but he didn't show it. Instead, he said arrogantly: "The answer is correct."

"What the saint said, of course it counts!"

The corners of her mouth curled up involuntarily, but soon calmed down, and then continued to 'cycle'.

Seeing these small details in his eyes, Lin Fan almost laughed out loud~

Hehehe, although we have never been in love, we are born and bred modern people, right?

In addition, those unlucky domestic directors, no matter what the theme of the TV series or movie, can always make a big romance movie...

Under the influence of these 'cultures', coupled with our IQ, it's easy to say what our saintess likes to hear, isn't it simple? !

What?

lie?

Glib?

rhetoric?

Shit!

Molesting is flirting, and those who only get on the bus without buying a ticket are scumbags, but we are rushing to enter the 'grave' together, can that be called flirting?

This is called cultivating feelings~!

...

The two sat facing each other, but Qi Zixiao didn't know what to say, so he said, "Didn't you ask me to share the lion's head?"

"I am coming."

Lin Fan: "..."

Well, it's more straightforward than us.

This fellow didn't talk nonsense, and directly tore off a large piece of meat from the lion's head from the storage bag, wrapped it in real yuan, and sent it to Qi Zixiao's mouth.

Then, many more pieces were torn off.

Not long after, the house was full of floating braised lion's head meat, and there were a lot of dao patterns and fragments of laws, which looked extremely miraculous.

The two of them directly 'bathed' in the 'meat forest', this scene made Qi Zixiao dumbfounded.

There's no way, it's not that Lin Fan is reluctant to take it all out, but that this room is the size of a normal room.

The diameter of the lion's head is tens of feet...how can I get it out? !

It can only be placed in a storage bag, torn open and taken out again.

Moreover, the flow rate of time in the storage bag is infinitely close to zero, so even after a few days, the lion head is still fresh, even hot!

"Eat it while it's hot."

Lin Fan grinned: "You're welcome, I invite you."

"Obviously I bought it."

Qi Zixiao twitched her lips, but didn't delve into it, but her beautiful eyes rolled her eyes: "You just invite me to eat like this?"

"Is there any problem?" Lin Fan blinked, a little puzzled.

"Where are the chopsticks?"

Qi Zixiao was speechless: "I am a dignified saint, you won't let me eat it directly?"

"cough……"

Lin Fan coughed dryly.

In his memory, he had the image sent by Sister A Wu, and he knew that the tableware like a lion's head was not qualified to touch it.

Chopsticks?

It must be specially made, and we don't have the key!

But this is not difficult for this guy.

How many times have you acted in movies, TV shows, and novels? A princess, a saint, a rich lady from a rich family, although they are very gentle and elegant, but that is because they have never been in contact with eating meat and drinking in big bowls~

otherwise……

How can eating in small bites be as refreshing as eating in big bites?

Especially this kind of food, right?

"Zi Xiao, you don't know about this~" This guy was about to start fooling around.

"Call Your Highness!"

"Got it, Zixiao."

"..."

"Zi Xiao, you don't know something, this kind of food should be held in both hands, and it's delicious to eat!"

"If you don't believe me, try it?"

"real?"

Qi Zixiao was skeptical, and turned his beautiful eyes to this guy: "You bastard can fool people, you don't mean to fool me, you want to see my jokes?"

"nonsense!"

Lin Fan stared: "Am I that kind of person?"

Then, the guy patted his chest: "When have I ever fooled you? Even if I fooled everyone in the world, I wouldn't fool you!"

"If you don't believe me, let me make a sample for you first?"

Qi Zixiao: "..."

She said nothing, but her face flushed slightly.

This makes you blush?

Lin Fan was in a daze.

Although we said some "earthy love stories" or something, according to her personality, she wouldn't blush, right?

What's the matter?

Is there something different about this avatar?

Seeing Lin Fan staring at him blankly, Qi Zixiao was even more ashamed and angry, but he couldn't speak...

Rustic love story? !

Qi Zixiao really liked to hear these words, but it was Lin Fan's actions that really made her blush.

This guy, pat yourself on the chest! ! !

But the problem is that the guy's body at this moment is clearly his own body, but he used the illusion technique, so it looks like his body.

But an illusion is an illusion, and the body is still one's true deity!

Beating your chest like this, isn't it...

Damn it!

This guy is still looking at me like this!

and……

He acted as if nothing had happened?

This dog thief! ! !

The combination of embarrassment and anger turned into gnashing of teeth, and Qi Zixiao almost lost his temper.

At this moment, Lin Fan looks like Lin Fan, but he is actually Qi Zi Fan. Therefore, when he beat his chest, what he felt was definitely not his chest muscles, but...

"Dog thief!"

She couldn't help but speak, almost going crazy.

"Ah... what I said is true!"

Lin Fan came to his senses.

At this moment, the two of them were surrounded by large pieces of lion head meat wrapped in true essence, Lin Fan wanted to grab a piece and start chewing on it...

But then, he stopped again and spoke to himself.

"Almost forgot to wash my hands!"

"We have to wash our hands first, otherwise there will be bacteria, and it will be bad if we get sick."

When Qi Zixiao heard this, his eyes rolled to the sky.

"What about bacteria?!"

"As a cultivator, are we still afraid of mere germs?"

"You can't say that!"

Lin Fan said seriously, "I'm talking about science!"

"Presumably you also know that on the earth, the biggest enemy of human beings is actually viruses, bacteria, etc., especially viruses."

"Although the immortal cultivators have strong physiques, the world of cultivating immortals is full of aura. In this environment, it is possible for the virus to mutate and evolve, right?"

"What if there is a virus that can affect immortal cultivators?"

"So, we still need to be more cautious!"

Qi Zixiao was taken aback...

She really thinks it makes sense.

For example, people on earth, in an environment without aura, living to eighty years old is considered a long life, one hundred years old? That's a birthday star!

What about the world of cultivating immortals? Living to be two hundred years old is simply pediatrics. Even if you don't practice immortality, people's life expectancy is generally more than two hundred years old.

So, will there be viruses in the world of cultivating immortals?

It should exist!

Then what if the virus in the world of cultivating immortals evolves or mutates... Isn't it really possible to do what this guy said?

For a moment, Qi Zixiao was stunned, frightened by this thought.

If it evolves and mutates in 'equal proportion'.

On the other side of the earth, a virus that is extremely terrifying to ordinary people, will it also cause terrible harm to immortal cultivators in the world of cultivating immortals, or even cause an epidemic or something?

Hiss~~

The more I think about it, the more terrifying it becomes!

but……

Suddenly, Qi Zixiao came back to his senses from the touch of his hand.

Then……

(ω)...

￣__￣｜｜……

She fainted.

This guy didn't know where to use a basin filled with clean water...

Forget it, the most important thing is that this guy has already come over, grabbed his hands, put them in clean water, and is scrubbing them repeatedly!

That's right!

It was Lin Fan, who grabbed his hand, put it in clean water, and kept scrubbing it!

But the problem is, just scrub and scrub, can't I do it myself? Want you to rub it?

And you can just rub it, do you need to be so careful?

Qi Zixiao rolled his eyes.

Then, he was so angry that he laughed.

"Hehehe!"

She stared at Lin Fan, speechless.

At this moment, how could she not understand?

This guy clearly wanted to touch his hand openly! ! ! !

hateful!

What kind of bacteria and viruses may evolve into extremely terrifying super viruses after being nourished by spiritual energy?

It's all fooling around!

Seems like a possibility at first glance, doesn't it?

But if you think about it...

Where are the plagues and super epidemics in the world of cultivating immortals?

Ordinary people who have not practiced rarely have epidemics, let alone immortals? How many years has the world of cultivating immortals been passed down?

For at least several million years, no sect or immortal cultivators were killed by the plague or something.

Isn't that enough to explain the problem?

And we read so many novels about cultivating immortals on Earth, and we haven't seen any mention of viruses that will evolve and mutate due to the nourishment of spiritual energy, okay? !

This bastard is clearly fooling me!

The purpose is to touch my hand openly!

She glared at Lin Fan angrily, but the other party had a serious look on his face, and he scrubbed it for a while before picking it up...

That's not counting.

He tugged at his clothes again, helped himself to dry his hands, and then said, "Mmm... not bad!"

"It's clean and ready to eat."

eat? what to eat

Do you want to eat my hand?

Qi Zixiao even pulled his hand back.

"You bastard! Fool me!"

"I don't!"

Can Lin Fan admit it? That must not be possible!

"I just analyze the problem from a scientific point of view and try to avoid those problems as much as possible."

Qi Zixiao sneered.

I believe you ghost!

That is to say, the person touching my hand at this moment is actually the deity. If you change your own name, I will chop off your hand!

Qi Zixiao muttered in his heart.

Lin Fan seemed as if nothing happened: "Come, come, eat!"

"How about I feed you?"

Qi Zixiao: "..."

"no!"

She had goose bumps all over her body and her hands and feet felt stiff.

Lian casually grabbed a piece of braised lion head meat next to him, and put it to his red lips.

Then……

She found that this piece of meat was much bigger than her own head!

"Eat it!"

Lin Fan also held a piece, took a bite, his face was full of enjoyment, and urged: "It's delicious, no wonder it's so expensive~!"

Can it be delicious?

Qi Zixiao wanted to roll his eyes again, then took a small bite tentatively, and found...

Really good? It seems that there is no sense of disobedience~.