What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

After reading this information, Lin Zixiao was a little speechless.

She found that her guess might be wrong!

Immortal cultivators intervene?

Now it seems that this is not necessarily the case. Based on this information, the tomb of the female emperor is simply a fortress!

Let manpower dig?

I'm afraid I won't be able to dig it through if I dig it to death!

Unless something like explosives is used, but with explosives, one inadvertently blows up the tomb of the Empress, so the official will naturally not do this.

"Let's take a look and talk..."

"And... so angry!"

Lin Zixiao suddenly felt a little angry.

why?

I agreed to dig the grave of the first emperor by myself, but that guy got there first, and I didn't dig it up, so I had to 'wipe his ass' for that guy!

"Huh……"

"That word is disgusting."

Lin Zixiao's complexion turned slightly pale, and his complexion didn't look very good anymore.

She thought of the time she had just traveled over. At that time, Lin Fan didn't have the slightest cultivation level, let alone be able to fast.

In other words, during that time... I tried various feelings that I had never experienced in more than ten years.

It's okay to defecate.

I have to wipe this guy's ass! ! !

Not a butt wipe of an adjective, but a real ass wipe!

More than once! ! ! !

But this guy is still a 'young man with hemorrhoids', and how did he know so much when he first arrived?

What hemorrhoids are not hemorrhoids? There is no such thing as hemorrhoids in the world of cultivating immortals!

But Lin Fan is different...

What does the earth say?

Ten men and nine hemorrhoids?

As an ordinary college student, Lin Fan is one of those nine! ! !

Then, since I first came here, I was very interested in all kinds of food on earth, especially the spicy flavor that I had never tried, and I often ate several large bowls with tears in my eyes.

Next...

Lin Zixiao knew the horror of hemorrhoids!

And now, she happened to remember the word 'wipe her butt' again, and immediately, she felt bad.

Pooh!

Lian shook his head, and threw these related thoughts out of his mind, Lin Zixiao said to himself: "It's fine if you don't dig the tomb of Emperor Shihuang!"

"At first, I thought that I could use some of the 'inverted fighting secrets' I learned during this period of time in the tomb of the female emperor, but it turned out that this is another fortress tomb..."

What is it?

What is looking for dragons to share money?

Who lights candles and blows out lamps?

The tomb of the Empress is right there, and it's still a 'fortress', there's no other way but to open it with brute force!

In other words, even if the tomb of the Empress is dug up, the 'knowledge' that I 'learned' is still useless? !

"...!!!"

[○｀Д○]! ! !

So angry!

Lin Zixiao gritted her teeth for a while.

"No, when I return to the world of cultivating immortals, I have to find another big grave digger!"

"You can't let what I have learned be useless?!"

"It's all to blame on that guy!"

"snort!"

She twisted her neck: "It seems that I was too light before, and should be heavier."

...

boom! ! !

Above the sky, the clouds and mist cleared away, and immediately after, a huge coffin fell from the sky, but if you looked carefully, you would find that there was a young man under the coffin with a face full of frost.

"coming!"

The complexions of the staff from the security department of the Happy Life Department of many residents who were in charge of sealing off the tomb of the female emperor changed slightly, and then they all dispersed.

"It's said above, let us watch from a distance and seal off the surrounding area, remember, don't provoke!"

"Yes, Captain!"

Under the command of the captain, although everyone was very excited and excited, they were more frightened and scared.

After all, the higher-ups have already ordered not to be provoked, not even to strike up a conversation...

Who is not afraid?

You must know that 'this master' has shown his strength more than once before! If you are upset, if you punch down, the whole place will be razed to the ground!

...

Hula!

Lin Zixiao was very fast, holding the coffin to the ground, and then lightly threw the coffin away.

boom! ! !

The coffin fell to the ground, and the surrounding area was shocked, and the surrounding dust suddenly filled the air...

When everyone in the security department saw this, their complexions turned pale.

"This master... isn't it too exaggerated?"

"Back then, the overlord carrying the tripod was already known as brave and unparalleled through the ages, but this one directly resisted a coffin that was many times larger than the tripod. This..."

They all muttered in their hearts, but they didn't dare to say anything, they could only watch helplessly.

Even if he was looking, he didn't dare to look directly, but looked at it from the corner of his eye, for fear of meeting the eyes of 'Lin Fan'.

This state made Lin Zixiao quite satisfied.

"snort!"

She snorted softly and stretched out her hand to clap!

Bang!

The coffin board flew up, and old Chen Tou was fished out by the 'true yuan'. After that, the coffin board fell, and it was 'covered' by itself, and the seams were tight.

"This is it?!"

After seeing the tomb of the empress, Old Chen was shocked.

The whole journey is two hundred kilometers!

Even if it is flying in a straight line, the distance is much shorter than driving or something, but no matter what, it is more than 100 kilometers, right?

How long has it been flying?

Less than ten minutes? ? ?

Wouldn't the speed be thousands of kilometers at that time?

Does that sound unpleasant?

But don't forget that 'Lin Zixiao' is still carrying a huge coffin, which must weigh tens of thousands of catties!

Then, if you don't resist this coffin, how fast will you be?

It's not that I don't know, this counting, old Chen was taken aback.

"Well, here we are."

Lin Zixiao was a little depressed.

"What do I need to do?" Old Chen suppressed his shock and kept reminding himself.

Calm down, be calm!

Immortal cultivators! What's wrong with going faster?

Isn't it scary fast to carry a coffin weighing more than tens of thousands of catties? Basic exercises are all basic exercises.

"..., watch a play."

She spoke, leaving old Chen even more speechless.

Watch... a play? !

boom!

As soon as the words fell, Lin Zixiao suddenly rushed out from where he was standing.

Everyone almost only felt a blur before their eyes, and saw that Lin Zixiao was already standing in front of the mausoleum corridor!

But at this moment, in front of Lin Zixiao is the fortress-like tomb of the empress.

The surroundings are surrounded by boulders, and the boulders are inserted with iron rods, and then poured into one body with molten iron...

...

"The tomb of the female emperor is not easy to open!"

"The difficulty should be about the same as the Mausoleum of the First Emperor."

"Do you want to use that amazing flame again?"

There are thousands of guesses in everyone's mind.

but……

Their thoughts had just arisen when they saw Lin Zixiao lift his foot directly...

Kick.

boom! ! !

The entire fort was shaken, and then...

The boulders in the corridor, together with the corridor itself, were directly shattered! The huge boulder inserted by the iron rod is also poured with molten iron, which is harder than reinforced concrete?

Even so, under this seemingly light kick, it was directly 'cool'!

"I go?!"

Old Chen was taken aback.

The surrounding security staff were also frightened and their scalps went numb: "Just...just dig like this?"

under the lens.

This picture was simultaneously sent back to the meeting room of the headquarters of the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life. The eyelids of the eleven ministers jumped, and they were all speechless.

"Forehead……"

The corner of the minister's mouth twitched one after another: "As expected of a second personality, this method is really...direct!"

Is it direct?

Others can't laugh or cry.

This is too straightforward! It's just a kick, what if it hurts inside? !

They all want to complain.

but……

But no one was prepared to stop it.

In the past, would anyone have dared to excavate the tomb of the Empress so 'violently'? They will definitely stop it in the first place!

But now, it's different.

The existence of immortal cultivators and the astonishing discoveries in the Mausoleum of the First Emperor have opened and improved their horizons, and that of everyone else.

so……

If the Empress' Tomb is as miraculous as the First Emperor's Mausoleum, then this kick will definitely not damage the inside!

If it is not the same magical, was kicked broken?

Then kick it.

Although it's a pity, from the current perspective, cultural relics... 10,000 cultural relics, are they comparable to a book of cultivation skills and a magic weapon?

"I think... this picture should be destroyed later." The second deputy minister suggested.

"That makes sense!" The Seventh Deputy Minister nodded repeatedly.

"I see it too!"

The minister also expressed his approval of the second deputy minister's suggestion, and said, "Especially don't let Zhou Chuan and other archaeologists see it, or they will scold you."

"right!"

...

Are archaeologists afraid of immortal cultivators?

That must be scary.

But seeing the existence that they regard as precious beings being so ruined...they are designated to scold their mothers, even if they don't verbally scold, they definitely want to scold in their hearts.

...

And while they were discussing.

In the picture, Lin Zixiao waved one hand, spraying real essence, and the stones kicked by her flew out of the corridor with a gust of wind.

The 'gate' of the Empress' Tomb suddenly appeared in front of everyone.

"this?!"

The eleven ministers were startled.

"sharp!"

"The control of power is so precise?!"

"No wonder he dared to act so casually. It turned out that he had a well-thought-out plan..."

...

Lin Zixiao is indeed confident.

Although Lin Fan's cultivation was the same as that of Lin Zixiao's at the moment when he was "playing his own account", compared to "playing the game of cultivating immortals" for nearly twenty years, and the deity is already Lin Zixiao in the late stage of refining virtual reality. In contrast, Lin Fan's eyesight and experience are much different.

The same is true for the control of power!

Let Lin Fan kick, kick down... It is absolutely impossible to be accurate to this level, but for Lin Zixiao, this is undoubtedly the basic practice.

At this moment, Lin Zixiao looked at the door of the tomb in front of him, and finally became interested.

because……

Above the gate of the tomb, she noticed the traces and aura left by some immortal cultivators.

"Sure enough, the tomb of the female emperor also has the handwriting of immortal cultivators, but the formation is relatively simpler."

"That's right, according to the old Tianshi's statement and the records of the Tianshi Mansion, after the Tang Dynasty, it will be difficult to produce monks in the world."

"Even in the Tang Dynasty, the number of monks reached a 'small peak', but their cultivation level must not be comparable to that of the First Emperor."

"It's a formation!"

Old Chen also saw the formation and was about to step forward when he saw Lin Zixiao kick again.

boom! ! !

Formation... gone.