What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"Is it because the netizens and residents can't wait?"

The Seventh Deputy Minister asked.

"According to what I have seen and heard in Qingshan Town, many people can't wait. Although the popularity of Qingshan Town is gradually decreasing, some people have been complaining about why there are no immortal cultivation classes and adult cultivation training classes."

"This is indeed the problem!"

The second deputy minister nodded and said: "This incident is too big to hide, so people have guessed that it is the recovery of spiritual energy."

"Although we haven't fully disclosed the details, in fact, everyone can guess a lot, so whether online or offline, more and more people are calling for us to start related immortal cultivation courses and adult training courses as soon as possible... ..."

"Some people even said that if we are not ready, we can start online classes first!"

Speaking of this, the second deputy minister was a little dumbfounded: "Can you believe it? I don't know how many people have volunteered to ask us to open online courses to teach immortality."

"this……"

The minister blinked: "In the past, when they were allowed to take classes online, one by one objected faster than anyone else, but now one by one is taking the initiative."

"Unfortunately, we can't go!"

"I haven't learned how to cultivate immortals yet, what are they in a hurry for?"

The minister spread his hands: "And the aura is not enough now!"

"That's true."

The third deputy minister couldn't laugh or cry: "But we can't say that, it's too hurtful to say that, and the main reason why we don't hold training courses for cultivating immortals is still that the progress of spiritual energy recovery hasn't kept up..."

"So, we can only explain this to the outside world."

"That is to say, we must admit the recovery of spiritual energy, or in other words, admit that we are now preparing and busy with the recovery of spiritual energy."

The Seventh Deputy Minister whispered: "Doing this is equivalent to reporting our progress to those foreign forces, which will cause more trouble."

"There will definitely be trouble." The second deputy minister finally said: "But relatively speaking, our internal stability is more important, so I am in favor of announcing the recovery of spiritual energy."

"And in fact, even if we don't announce it, the people already have a scale in their hearts and have their own ideas."

"I've already guessed that it's close to ten, so what's the point of announcing it?"

"That's true!"

The Seventh Deputy Minister no longer objected.

"A show of hands."

The minister shook his head, looking a little unprincipled, but everyone was already familiar with his style, so they didn't think there was any problem.

Soon, the results came out and everyone agreed to publish them.

"Then arrange this matter after the meeting is over. We must stabilize our country and prevent any troubles!"

The minister's face gradually became serious: "People can resign, go to famous mountains and rivers, and try to enter various mountain gates, but everything must be done according to the rules!"

"The law cannot be trampled on, we have to make sure of one thing."

"Except for the gradual appearance of immortal cultivators... all rules and laws must remain the same as before!"

"Even if you want to modify it, you have to wait until it has been discussed by everyone and then jointly formulated!"

"Yes!"

The third deputy minister nodded, and then said: "Let's put this problem aside for now, and then we have to solve another problem."

"At present, Wudang, Tianshifu, Qingcheng, Huashan, Shushan and other sects with a long history and miraculous appearances have already handed over their own exercises and various ancient books to us by means of copying or taking pictures. "

"What is certain is that the Dragon and Tiger Mountain Golden Light Curse, Wudang Thunder Technique, Huashan Zixia Gong, and Shushan Sword Cultivation can indeed be practiced!"

"Do we want to find a group of people to practice?"

"Although the progress of the Hundred Wars Classic is fast, but based on the current data and progress of their cultivation to simulate, this is actually a cultivation technique that overdraws their potential. After reaching a certain level, it will be almost impossible to improve."

"At the moment we need the Hundred Battles, but in the long run, these exercises may also be necessary..."

"not too good."

The minister pondered slightly: "At least we can't practice publicly, otherwise, for those sects, how is our practice different from plundering?"

"Find some suitable and reliable people to practice, and then record all kinds of detailed data after their practice, and then establish appropriate formulas and calculation rules, and at the same time input supercomputers to perform related calculations and simulations."

"Learn from the advantages, give up the shortcomings, and then try to slowly modify the Hundred Battles, and gradually smooth out the shortcomings of the Hundred Battles, this is what we should do most!"

The minister's words quickly made the rest of the vice ministers feel reasonable, so they all nodded in agreement.

To put it simply, it is to give some face to others, such as Longhu Mountain, Wudang School, Huashan School, etc.

People obediently gave you their own skills and secrets, and you started practicing backhandedly, and even beat them up?

Too much!

However, we cultivated in secret, and by the way, through a lot of calculations and simulations, learned from each other's strengths, and merged them into our own things, right?

Again!

As the auras of these famous mountains and rivers began to revive, one by one "immediately entered the Tao" characters jumped out, which also made them feel shocked and urgent.

Therefore, the main practice of the Department of Residents' Happy Life must be the Hundred Battles that advances faster in the early stage. Only in this way can the stability of the early stage be maintained!

Late stage? !

The skills, spells, etc. obtained now are not small, and there will only be more in the future.

In this case, let people practice, and then use supercomputers to simulate and analyze the differences and advantages and disadvantages of various exercises...

Although this requires modeling and a large number of simulations by researchers, with the assistance of supercomputers, they believe that in the near future, they will be able to come up with even more powerful exercises!

"And one more thing."

After the matter of the exercises came to an end for a while, the second deputy minister said again: "Those guys from abroad are starting to make trouble again."

"It doesn't matter whether it is the Eagle Country or the chicken with feet, because many of our netizens are talking about the recovery of spiritual energy, and they have been paying attention."

"So, for the past two days, I have been frantically urging and asking me whether the training class for cultivating immortals will start soon, and whether I deliberately did not tell them to delay the time."

"What's there?"

The minister smiled: "To be honest, let's admit the recovery of spiritual energy first, and then say that it is only a few pilot projects at present, and we can wait for everyone to have a chance in the near future?"

"Didn't they 'plug eyes'? There must be a lot of their eyes in the country, so... our country hasn't even opened classes yet, why are they in a hurry?"

"That's how you respond to them!"

Second Deputy Minister: "..."

Responding to 'what are you in a hurry'?

I'm afraid it's something bad, right?

He stroked his chin, hesitating for a while.

...

After a while, the meeting will end.

The Ministry of Residents' Happy Life officially released an important notice as soon as possible!

Department of Happy Life for Residents: Hello, all residents! Guaranteeing everyone's happy life is the dream of our residents' happy life department for many years, and it is also the direction we are moving forward.

A few days ago, the appearance of immortal cultivators showed us another direction, that is... the coming of the era of immortal cultivation!

However, due to various reasons, the earth has long lost its aura, so we need to revive the aura before starting the era of cultivating immortals.

This is an extremely large and lengthy project. Fortunately, with the help of that gentleman, we have made important progress, and at present, we have launched corresponding spiritual recovery pilots in Wudang Mountain, Longhu Mountain and other places.

Yes, you guessed it right, those miracles are all caused by the recovery of spiritual energy!

But please don’t worry, it needs a process. We promise that in the near future, every inch of land in the country will have Reiki, and everyone can breathe Reiki without leaving home!

Please trust us, don't blindly change your current living conditions, keep everything as usual, and wait for the full coverage of the recovery of spiritual energy...

At that time, self-healing from terminal illness and overnight youth will be the benefits that everyone can enjoy, and there is no need to run around at all!

As for the immortal cultivation courses and adult immortal cultivation training courses that everyone is concerned about... At present, the spiritual energy is still extremely thin, even if the class starts, everyone will not be able to cultivate immortals, so don't worry.

Please trust our residents happy life department.

We will definitely lead everyone to live a better life and welcome a brighter tomorrow!

Yours sincerely.

...

An important notice, covering various platforms and channels such as online and offline, video, text, etc., whether it is a net bug or an old man who only likes to read newspapers, everyone can see it.

As soon as this notice came out, the enthusiasm of netizens immediately increased.

"What the hell... go, it's really a revival of spiritual energy?"

"I guessed it right!"

"Master, are you so dick? In the novels, there is a sudden recovery of spiritual energy, and then geniuses, protagonists, etc., everyone is passive, but according to the notice from the Department of Residents' Happy Life, they are together with the cultivators. Working together to promote spiritual recovery?!"

"So the recovery of spiritual energy is still controllable? It's amazing!"

"Haha, the official actually admitted it, shouldn't this kind of thing be hidden?"

"It's good if you admit it? It proves that he is sincere. I was ready to resign, but now it seems... I'd better wait. Anyway, I'm not in a hurry for a day or two."

"Yes, I guess if we go now, those famous mountains and great rivers will be crushed again, so it's better to wait."

"Yeah, I chose to wait too!"

People gradually calmed down.

Although the Department of Residents' Happy Life directly admitted that the recovery of spiritual energy exceeded everyone's expectations, but obviously, the announcement was full of sincerity and directly told the facts.

That being the case, why bother?

Of course, not everyone has calmed down. There are still many people running frantically towards the famous mountains and rivers whose aura has recovered, but at least most of them have begun to regain their senses and think about gains and losses...

The real-time resignation rate also began to plummet.

At the same time, some netizens discovered the problem.

"Hey, guys, have you noticed a problem?!"

"what is the problem?"

"Pay attention to the list of spiritual recovery pilots!"

"Whether it's Longhu Mountain or Wudang Mountain, or even Qingcheng, Huashan, and Shushan, they all belong to the 'Taoist' sect, right? What about the famous Buddhist mountains?"

Come on, wives, it's the end of the month, and the monthly pass will be gone if you don't vote.