What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

Tear!

Golden light soared into the sky!

Not long after, a huge golden alchemy furnace appeared in the sky above the fat man's head! On the alchemy furnace, there are mysterious and profound alchemy patterns emerging, making people know extraordinary things at a glance.

"Quack, what are you doing?"

The black blood toad croaked, somewhat puzzled.

"Such a high profile, have you never died?"

"You do not understand!"

Fatty Dan shook his head, this is the secret biography of our Zifu, low-key? Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger? That is an old-fashioned method, if it is still used like this now, it really has never died.

"so?"

"So, we should be more high-profile, as high-profile as we can!"

"Oh, loud!"

Although Mo Xuechan didn't understand what kind of trick this was, but... wasn't it high-profile? Who wouldn't? !

"Then you are too poor, look at me!"

Quack quack!

This guy kept croaking for a while, and then, he opened his mouth and was about to spray...

"Please don't do that!"

The magic operator not far away was almost startled...

Others are fine, even if they don’t need divine sense, at least they can see with their eyes, but his eyes are still blind, and he still hasn’t been able to completely refine his golden eyes after entering the alchemy furnace for the third time. If he is sprayed by this guy, the sky will be filled with green smoke... …

Then he is still alive? !

"Boring!"

In the end, the ink blood toad gave the fortune teller face, and did not spew out his own "vision"...

However, looking back, I found that this place has been covered by a large area of ​​'special effects', and the original color of the sky can no longer be seen.

Pill furnace, flying sword, animals... utensils...

All kinds of visions and light effects are directly filled!

What's more, the purple air travels 30,000 miles from the east, stretching from the sky to the depths of Zhongzhou, with no end in sight!

high profile!

How high-profile?

Of course it is the head start!

Directly fill up the special effects, it can be seen clearly from thousands of miles away, lest some people can't see it, this... is high-profile!

"That's about the same."

Qi Zi Fan also released special effects, and under the reflection of the terrifying purple energy, those visions seemed a little dim.

But... such a 'special effect' is enough to explain everything!

Who doesn't know the name of Zi Qi coming from the east, the Zi Mansion's Holy Land Zhen Zong Gong Art, who doesn't know?

Coupled with so many extraordinary special effects, who would dare to stop?

Let everyone be more high-profile, it's not that Qi Zi Fan is fooling around, but he thinks it should be like this!

Because... this can really save a lot of trouble.

Although he has never experienced it, he has read a lot of novels!

Isn't that all in those novels?

He is clearly the protagonist of a certain big sect, or even a disciple of the Holy Land, but he only knows one trick: pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger...

Then what?

Maybe people stop and make things difficult when they enter a city gate or something... Even if you go shopping, there are countless little people who jump out to ridicule and slap you in the face.

Maybe the first time I saw this kind of routine, I still thought it was quite cool. Wouldn't it be cool to keep hitting the face without stopping?

But after watching too much...

It's really poisonous!

Any cat or dog would jump out to ridicule, and then the protagonist slaps the face, but the question is, does slapping these cats and dogs have a sense of accomplishment?

Is it a sense of accomplishment to kill an ant by yourself?

Then, put yourself in the shoes and think about it, if you were the protagonist...

Hehehe.

After walking a few steps, a young man jumped out to taunt and abuse, and then shot him to death himself.

After walking a few steps, there was one, blocking the road and asking for a fee to enter the city...

Here we have to pretend again. However, this pretense is not very cool...

Forget it, maybe as soon as he entered the city, he met some dude, because the protagonist behaved too low-key, so he fell in love with the female friend next to the protagonist...

Including but not limited to Taoist companions, friends, seniors and seniors, etc., in a word, they just fell in love with it, and they want to take it home and ravage it.

Can the main character agree? I have to disagree, I have to pretend to be bobby again...

Thinking of this kind of thing happening one after another, and it still happened to him, Qi Zi Fan wanted to spray: "Is it annoying?"

Where is all this trouble coming from?

My mother directly exposed my identity, I am a saint, and the person I brought is the core disciple of the Purple Mansion Holy Land, what's wrong?

Do you guys have the guts to trick us and provoke us to try?

I can't kill you! ! !

In this way, how much trouble can be avoided?

Just like those Boundary Boats, Su Muxue also said before that Boundary Boats are all kinds of troubles for Sihuang monks, especially monks with no status!

Under such circumstances, to keep a low profile... Isn't this asking for trouble? !

Of course, entering Zhongzhou with arrogance and arrogance will inevitably cause some troubles, such as people from other holy places seeing their group as unhappy.

But so what?

accurate?

If you are unhappy, then you will be unhappy!

It's really not good, it's a big deal to fight!

Pretentiousness, slaps in the face, etc., if other people put their faces on their own, it's hard for us to refuse, isn't it?

What I refuse is the slaps in the faces of those little guys, and those troubles that could have been avoided and were useless~!

Slapping other core disciples of the Holy Land, or even the Holy Son and the Holy Daughter in the face?

Tsk tsk tsk, that would be comfortable~!

Hula!

More than 1,300 core disciples of the Purple Mansion directly turned on their special effects. At this moment, the terrifying special effects stretched for tens of thousands of miles!

The green-scaled eagle fluttered its wings, and Qi Zi Fan took the lead and moved forward again.

...

secretly.

Jiu Wu and Xiao Zhan looked at each other, and then they all smiled in relief.

"That's right!" Xiao Zhan said with a smile, "It seems that Zixiao has already learned a lot from Senior Sister Su's experience. With her in command and leading the team, we Zifu disciples will definitely not suffer."

"Google gurgle..."

Tun Tun Tun...

Jiu Wu drank several sips of spirit wine one after another, and then he laughed: "I knew, Zi Xiao is talented and intelligent!"

"That's how it should be, let's go over there swaggeringly, I'll see who dares to make things difficult for them!"

"Recalling our time..."

Speaking of this, Jiu Wu changed his face when he said that he changed his face, and immediately snorted coldly: "Hmph! That means we were too honest back then, and the previous saint didn't teach us some experience in dealing with things!"

"Otherwise, we will definitely do the same, and how can we be repeatedly made things difficult by those people on the boundary boat?!"

"Break the head off!"

Xiao Zhan smiled wryly: "The past is over, old five, what's the use of us talking about it..."

"Watch the kids perform."

...

boom!

Above the sky, the purple air travels 30,000 miles from the east, and all kinds of terrifying visions emerge in one piece, directly filling up half of the sky...

Jiehe River is a barren ferry.

On the huge boundary boat, the person at the helm of the boundary boat and his subordinates noticed it from afar, and then...

Very depressed!

"Why is the Holy Land of the Purple Mansion so high-profile?!"

The person at the helm said depressedly: "Could it be that the elders of their sect didn't teach them that they should be low-key and high-key when they go out?!"

"Or, were they never killed?"

"If you pretend to be so aggressive, you will be punished!!!"

He gritted his teeth, depressed for a while.

Many subordinates also looked at each other, speechless, and at the same time... their faces were not very good-looking.

The people of Zhongzhou have been aloof for tens of thousands of years, and they look down on the monks from the bottom of their hearts.

In addition, the friction between the monks in Zhongzhou and the Four Desolations is increasing day by day...

The disciples of the Holy Land who are in charge of Jiezhou will naturally try their best to make things difficult for the Sihuang monks.

At the same time, this is also a 'fat job', and it is easy to get all kinds of profit and water, don't you want to be made things difficult? Then give benefits!

Over time, everyone gets used to it.

When seeing unfamiliar faces, it is natural to make things difficult.

Recently, this group of people paid a huge price for coming over to take charge of the boundary boat!

Just now, they were still thinking that they would soon be able to earn back the price they spent, and transfer a lot of money.

After all... the Tianjiao Grand Meeting!

Although from their point of view, there are not many arrogance in Donghuang, but Donghuang's own people don't think so.

So in the next period of time, there will be countless people who want to cross the river. Wouldn't this bring countless benefits? !

Who can't take a scratch?

fart!

Anyone can get rid of it, as long as they don't offend those old monsters, why can't the younger generation get rid of it?

So what if he is a disciple of the Purple Mansion Holy Land? As long as they don't reveal their identities, if they are powerful, at worst, they say I don't know you, and the flood flooded the Dragon King Temple, so my family doesn't know my family~

How?

Can you still kill us on the boundary boat? I'm afraid I don't want to die! On our boundary boat, isn't there a strong man from the previous generation sitting in charge?

Their calculations were very loud, especially as the time approached, they calculated that the Zifu Holy Land and other great sects of the Eastern Desolation were about to arrive, and it was a good time to make money.

The result is now...

The disciples of the Holy Land of the Purple Mansion are here!

They also turned on the special effects directly, as if they were afraid that others would not know that they were disciples of the Purple Mansion Holy Land.

And it's still a saint sitting in town!

What the hell should I do?

Make things difficult? Come on, all the saintesses have arrived, with a large number of Zifu disciples, and you still make things difficult for them... Is it clear that you want to tear up the contract signed by the senior management of the Seven Great Sacred Lands? ? ?

They can't afford this responsibility!

beat?

Although there is an old monster guarding the boundary boat, can he take action against the Saintess of the Purple Mansion? It must be impossible!

In other words...

The Holy Land of Zifu is such a big piece of fat, we can't even eat it?

But why is this shit? !

Is there something wrong with them?

It is generally accepted that you go out and act low-key, but you guys are so high-key?

That's all for the saintesses of the Purple Mansion. These kind of saints and saints generally don't know how to write the word low-key, and they have the belief of invincibility, so they don't bother to deliberately low-key.

But why do you have a large number of normal disciples of the Zifu, why do you also turn on your own special effects?

are you crazy! ! !

A group of dozens of people were extremely depressed, but they still couldn't speak out, they could only stare blankly.

After a while, they could hardly keep their eyes open due to various special effects...

Qi Zi Fan even took the lead and charged onto the boundary boat on his own!

Behind him, more than a thousand Zifu disciples followed suit, all arrogant and domineering, as if they didn't take the person in charge of Jiezhou into their eyes at all!