What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"Shouldn't you..."

Qi Zixiao gestured with her white and tender hands, pointing to Fatty Dan, and then to Mo Xuechan: "Have you already had feelings?"

Qi Zi Fan couldn't hold back: "Pfft..."

God damn it already has feelings!

Fatty Dan and Toad have feelings? !

This, this... Hot eyes, this!

Our saintess school is broken.

The fellow muttered for a while, but his eyes couldn't help but glance at the place where the ink blood toad was just now.

There, there was a not-so-big figure, covered in fluff, standing upright, watching them...

"That is……"

Qi Zi Fan was stunned: "Am I not mistaken? Groundhog?!"

"ah?"

Qi Zixiao was also taken aback when he heard the words, and followed Qi Zi Fan's gaze: "Is it 'Ah!' that groundhog?"

"Yes, it's the 'ah' groundhog, at least it looks the same..."

The conversation between the two made Dan Chengzi, Black Blood Toad, and Lai Pi Snake all puzzled.

After all, this is something only they understand.

But it was precisely because they understood that they felt astonished and puzzled.

groundhog! ! !

It is the very common dynamic pictures and videos on the other side of the earth, a groundhog standing there motionless and screaming "ah"!

They look exactly the same!

The body and the size are more like a groundhog on the earth, not like the huge monsters in the world of cultivating immortals.

For the two of them, this groundhog was too 'familiar'!

"Your Highness, are you talking about my elder brother?"

The ink blood toad gradually came to his senses, and explained: "It's a mutated gopher, it's the elder brother I met in the early years, and now it's at the peak of crossing the catastrophe..."

"This time, it came to save me."

"Your Highness..."

Speaking of this, the Black Blood Toad almost cried out: "If it wasn't for the help of my elder brother, I'm afraid I would have been eaten by the Green Scale Eagle."

"You must be the master for me!"

"go away!"

Qi Zixiao stared suddenly: "Stay away from us!"

The black blood toad stopped crying, and his face was full of resentment...

Fatty Daoshi Dan said with a distressed face: "You have been wronged, come, take two pills, today, I will definitely ask His Highness to make decisions for you!"

After the words fell, the guy took out two biochemical pills.

Seeing this, the ink blood toad's eyes widened, and then its size shrank instantly. It jumped into Dan Chengzi's palm, and swallowed the pill in one gulp.

This scene left both Qi Zi Fan and Qi Zi Xiao speechless.

"..."

So why do you ask us to help Luezhen?

Looking at this appearance, Mo Xuechan reckoned that Fatty Dan, who can refine biochemical pills, was already regarded as one of his own, so why do we need force to suppress it?

Seeing this, Dan Chengzi was also overjoyed...

"You mess with me!"

This guy grinned: "From now on, the pill will be enough!"

"I'll beat anyone who dares to bully you!"

"Pull you down!"

The black blood toad croaked: "With your meager skills, you can't even beat me. How can you help me when I'm being bullied?"

"Cultivation is never the only factor that determines the outcome!"

Dan Chengzi stared: "I have many methods, how can you know clearly?"

"What's more, even if I can't fight, can't I ask His Highness to help?"

"Just say, do you want to follow me?!"

"If you don't follow, I will let His Highness hit you!"

The Black Blood Toad trembled suddenly: "You?!"

Then, it looked at Qi Zi Fan: "You guys?!"

"Take people's money and eliminate disasters for others." Qi Zi Fan Youyou said: "Since I have received the benefits, it is natural to do what I say."

"Did you agree to be Fatty's spirit beast yourself, or did you become his spirit beast after being beaten up by me?"

"Don't say I don't give you a choice."

The guy shook his head: "This saint has always been humane. Although you are not human, you can still choose."

"Choose."

Black Blood Toad: "..."

Qi Zixiao: "..."

Dan Chengzi: "..."

Good one to choose!

The black blood toad almost vomited blood.

Should I become a spirit beast, or become a spirit beast after being beaten up?

This choice is really... awesome!

The Black Blood Toad was about to cry, but it wasn't stupid either!

"Be this fat man's spirit beast?"

The ink blood toad's eyeballs rolled continuously.

"They are all disciples of the Zifu, and this fat man's status should not be low. If you follow him, you don't have to worry about being beaten and killed at will. In the future, you can still have incomparably delicious pills to eat every day. It's a loss..."

"However, if you can follow the saintess of the Zifu, then you will really rise up and reach the pinnacle of Chansheng!"

"Not only is my status noble from now on, but I can also take advantage of others. Who dares to bully me again?"

"Elixir?"

"This fat man is obviously from the lineage of the saint. If I become the spirit beast of the saint and go to this fat man to ask for pills, how dare he not give it?!"

Mo Xuechan was full of thoughts, and when he turned his head, he thought of this.

That being the case, why should I be this fat man's spirit beast? !

Isn't it good to just become the spirit beast of the saint?

It immediately said: "Your Highness, I wonder if I can make a third choice?"

"sure!"

Qi Zi Fan spoke lightly.

Black Blood Toad was overjoyed.

However, in the next second, great joy turned into great sorrow!

"The third option is that you would rather die than surrender. I will beat you to death, dismember you, dismantle all the useful things on your body, and bring them back to Zifu for some benefits."

Black Blood Toad: "..."

"Your Highness, I want to be your spirit beast..."

The black blood toad is very humble.

It's not that it's spineless, but that it has experienced too many things recently!

Not to mention anything else, just the fact that more than a hundred disciples of Taiyi were stinked to death before, which made Mo Xuechan feel uncertain and worried all the time.

What if those guys hold grudges and kill themselves in the future?

What's more, there are still so many people who have been indirectly cheated by their own natal supernatural powers? !

If you continue to 'mix yourselves', you may be retaliated and wiped out one day.

Therefore, there is nothing wrong with finding a backer!

Furthermore, Dan Chengzi's biochemical pill may be a 'deadly poison' to other creatures, but to the Black Blood Toad, it is the most delicious thing, bar none.

Secondly...

Who is not afraid of death? !

Qi Zi·Fan can do it by himself, he still has a sky-gazing mirror hanging on his waist!

What if you don't confess directly? Do you really want to wait to be photographed dead?

The Black Blood Toad hasn't lived enough yet.

But at the same time, it also wants to fight for its own best interests! Become a spirit beast? And it's the spirit beast of the core disciples of the Zifu Holy Land, so it's not impossible.

But is there any spirit beast incense that has become a saint?

Of course not!

...

However, Mo Xuechan never expected that as soon as he opened his mouth, he felt a terrifying killing intent...

Qi Zi Fan showed disgust.

Qi Zixiao even wrote his anger directly on his face.

If there were spirit beasts like you in my saintess team, it would be hard for me to accept...you still want to be my spirit beast? ! ! !

How unreasonable!

Qi Zixiao glared at Qi Zi Fan immediately, and said directly through voice transmission with his spiritual sense: "If you dare to agree, I will fight with you!"

"...Zi Xiao, you worry too much!"

The corners of Qi Zi Fan's mouth twitched one after another.

"There is no such option!"

He spoke coldly.

In his opinion, if Fatty Dan took the Black Blood Toad, it would be good, ugly? Smelly? So what?

It's not our spirit beast anyway, is it? !

And it may have some unexpected effects in the future, isn't it flattering?

But you want to be my spirit beast? !

Pooh!

too ugly!

Not to mention our saint, even if my true self is here, I will definitely not want you!

"That……"

"It's really not possible, even if it is a spirit beast incarnated by His Highness, I am willing."

Mo Xuechan still wants to fight for it...

However!

hum! ! !

A deadly terrorist threat suddenly struck.

It was shocked, and looked up immediately, only to see that the "incarnation of His Highness" was holding a terrifying bow with starlight flowing, and was about to lock itself...

As a monster in the Transcending Tribulation Period, the ink blood toad's senses are naturally very sensitive.

It can be sure that if this arrow hits itself, then there is only one ending waiting for itself...

die!

"I promise, Your Highness, I promise to be this fat man's spirit beast, I promise..."

The black blood toad spoke extremely fast.

Can't be unhappy!

What if he was slower and was shot to death by an arrow?

That would be a deadly injustice!

As soon as it said this, it felt that the terrifying killing intent receded, so it couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, and praised its wit in its heart.

However……

Fatty Dan's expression is not so good at the moment: "You despise me?"

"without!"

Mo Xuechan shook his head again and again: "Fatty, you are pretty good, and the pill is also delicious, but... Your Highness is undoubtedly more delicious!"

"As the saying goes, a good bird chooses a tree to live in. I am not a bird, but I also want to have a good home..."

"!!!"

Qi Zi Fan and Qi Zixiao's goosebumps rose when they heard these words directly.

good home?

How do you listen to what? !

And at the same time.

Qi Zixiao's gaze kept wandering away from the groundhog in the distance, and the groundhog he saw was very vigilant and did not dare to approach at all.

Qi Zi Fan noticed her gaze, and couldn't help but voice transmission: "Followed?"

"Quite cute."

Qi Zixiao responded, and said: "Tell me, this groundhog, will it 'ah'?"

"Should it be?"

This question really made it difficult for Qi Zi Fan.

Although they look exactly the same, who knows if the groundhog in the world of cultivating immortals will "ah"?

but……

This guy's brain moved, and he was happy.

"I think it suits you quite well, why don't you accept it as a spirit beast?"

"Also, try it and you'll know if it's going 'ah.'"

"..."

Qi Zixiao hesitated: "Why do you think it suits me?"

"Look."

Qi Zi Fan Lehe said via voice transmission: "The first time we met, you have always been crazy, you kept calling me a dog thief, and you still wanted to fight with me..."

"This madness, isn't it just 'ah'~~~~?"

"If it does, if you get mad again in the future, it'll get up..."

"That's really amazing!"

Qi Zixiao immediately rolled his eyes, and said depressedly: "You are the only one who has been crazy, you are crazy every day!"

"You are the one!"

She added another sentence.