What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

He is an old man, hidden from the world~!

Immortal cultivators in the Hua Kingdom have always been~!

Another two smoke bombs.

First, he was fooled that he was old, and he was still living in seclusion in the deep mountains and old forests, unwilling to meet outsiders, and then he fooled 'Always'~!

These two words are very subtle.

It seems to be saying, there are quite a few immortal cultivators in China, so you~~~ take it easy.

As soon as the words came out, if the video hadn't been played at this moment, the other ministers would definitely give the seventh deputy minister a thumbs up and a thumbs up. It's a godly assist~

It can be seen that when the Seventh Deputy Minister said this, the complexions of all the people in the video changed subtly.

There must be a cultivator!

But who can be sure that there is only one immortal cultivator?

What if a few more people like this come out?

fear!

Who is not afraid at this moment?

What should I do if I am afraid?

Not enough confidence to speak! Threats, lures, persecutions, etc. that were originally planned, but at this moment, their confidence is getting weaker and weaker, and later...

After a long debate, it finally changed from persecution to negotiation!

"This is not good!" Bob from the Capitalists' Income Guarantee Union poked his neck: "No one knows safety better than me!"

"You have immortal cultivators in China, but none in other countries. What if you bully our various forces and countries in the future?"

"We are a peaceful country and have never actively invaded." The minister said quietly.

"That was before, if you have enough strength, who can say for sure? And what you say is groundless!!!" Bob continued to jump.

"Our country should also have 'supermen' and 'superhumans'!"

"Only in this way can we check and balance each other, and the relationship between countries and countries, forces and forces will be like crabs, just like mushroom eggs, which can check and balance each other!"

"Oh, yes!" The minister slapped his forehead, "I also think you should have supernatural powers."

Forehead? ? ?

Everyone was taken aback.

Agreeing so easily? Everyone didn't react.

But the minister said again: "The cultivator is a legend left by our country in ancient China, and you also have legends in ancient times, right?!"

"Hiss, the Nordic gods?! Vampires? Angels? Superman? Werewolves? Druids? Bumpman? Even that Thanos??? Magician, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry??"

"There are many things in it, but they are more powerful than our immortal cultivators..."

"These are all your supernatural powers, right? Go and find them, won't it be enough? We can still check and balance each other to ensure safety!"

Bob: "..."

Foot Pot Chicken: "..."

Bear: "..."

stick:"……"

"..."

Everyone who hasn't reacted yet, after hearing what the minister said, they are all stupid! ! !

Gods? The Norse gods, vampires, angels, and even Bumpman and Thanos? !

Do you think you are very humorous? !

At this moment, they all wanted to scold their mothers.

But think about it...

Hey?

It seems that this is really possible!

Immortal cultivators are legends that have been handed down from ancient times in China, so why can't the legends in our country be true?

Like vampires, werewolves, angels, druids, huh? How many years has it been around?

Of course, Bumpman, Thanos, etc., just fuck off!

If we can find this kind of supernatural power, we might not be unable to compete with the immortal cultivators. After all, they are all supernatural powers, right? !

They can't help but ponder...

Since all cultivators may be true, why can't the legends in our country be true?

After the meeting is over, I really have to look for it, of course, in a low-key way.

but! ! !

Now is not the time to talk about this, we must ask the Residents' Happy Life Department to give us an explanation!

At this moment, they are "same hatred and common hatred"!

The foot pot chicken's face was almost black: "Minister, your joke is not funny at all."

Bob snorted coldly: "That's right!"

Bangzi continued: "Don't go around in circles, both of us understand that if we don't give a satisfactory answer today, we will definitely not be satisfied!"

"You guys are not satisfied... so what? Do you want to fight?"

The second deputy minister asked suddenly.

Ask everyone directly.

beat?

this……

You guys have immortal cultivators, who would dare to fight them? The big deal is to make loops, right? But this can’t be said clearly, it’s enough for everyone to understand in their hearts!

You talk like this, how can we answer?

For a while, there were no steps to go down.

Fortunately, at this time, the minister said displeasedly: "Second brother, what are you talking about?!"

"What's the deal? Rude, we're here to solve the problem, don't you think so?"

The steps are coming?

When everyone heard it, they immediately dropped off.

"Yeah!"

"Solve the problem!"

"What the minister said is right!!!"

Only the second deputy minister twisted his head and twitched the corner of his mouth: "Cut~!"

Everyone: "..."

The minister nodded in satisfaction: "Since everyone thinks what I said makes sense, let's talk about it. How do you want to balance and how can you rest assured?"

"If possible, I will try my best to satisfy you~!"

"It's easy!"

Seeing that the minister was "convinced", Bangzi was the first to jump up: "Make us young too!"

The foot pot chicken then said: "We also have immortal cultivators!"

Bob chuckled lightly: "After your Huaguo opens the Immortal Cultivation Class and Adult Training Class, we will also send people over to study!"

"Yes, to study!!!"

"Yes, yes, this is the key point, you must learn!"

"You... make it difficult for me!" The minister rubbed his eyebrows: "It's not so easy to solve."

"Fix that fart!" The second deputy minister slapped the table: "If you want me to say it, let me ask the old man to help him and clean up all these donkey balls!"

"The price of magic medicine is immeasurable. Even if I wait, it is the old man who sees that I have been waiting for many years, so he reluctantly bestows one. Just these donkeys, do you still want the magic medicine?"

"I don't have the face to ask the old man to ask for one for his own family. Why do they have it? Who are they old?!"

As soon as this word came out...

The expressions of the people of various forces are somewhat subtle.

They have already figured out a routine, that is, the people from the Residents' Happy Life Department... are very cunning!

They have already figured out the truth that one sings the red face and the other sings the bad face.

The reason for giving a candy with a slap is also understood.

Apparently, the second vice-minister is now a red face, while the minister is a bad face.

But in fact, they have done a lot of research before applying for this global conference. For example, the family members of these ministers, as well as other high-level personnel of the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life, have not become younger.

This also means that the second deputy minister is not talking nonsense, he can't get a medicine for his family, so this 'miracle medicine' is really hard to get.

Therefore, I have everything in my heart.

What's more, in this kind of negotiation, it is impossible to tell the truth at the beginning. I will open my mouth, and you will make a big bargain, and then make concessions to each other.

Can't get the magic medicine?

Then don't use magic medicine, the head office?

Bob said softly: "This magic drug... Actually, there is no need to rush it for a while. The main problem is that we send exchange students to each other."

"For the peace and stability of the world, I think it is necessary to send exchange students. Our young people and adults also need to learn how to cultivate immortals!"

"Ministers of the Ministry of Residents' Happy Life, you are also very clear..."

He earnestly said: "The earth is not fragile, but we humans are extremely fragile. If we can't restrain each other, once we fight, the earth may be fine, but we humans are too easy to decline or even become extinct."

"So, you must agree to the condition of exchange students!"

"impossible……"

The second deputy minister still patted the table.

but……

But the minister glared at him: "Second boy!!! Don't say a few words, I think what Bob said is reasonable, I will decide this matter..."

"But!!!"

The second deputy minister seemed a little unconvinced, but after being glared at by the minister again, he sat down angrily and remained silent.

"Exchange students... learning to cultivate immortals..."

"Well, it's actually not impossible, but everyone, you may not know it!" The minister sighed quietly: "It's not easy to cultivate an immortal!"

"We need to hire a professional teacher who cultivates immortals, and among those who cultivate immortals, they are divided into exercises, spells, formations, alchemy, equipment, theory, and practical combat... In short, we need to hire a lot of teachers!"

As soon as the minister opened his mouth...

Even my own people were shocked!

This is...you can really fool me!

"The price of hiring these teachers is not low! We, the Residents' Happy Life Department, almost have to do everything in order to barely hire some teachers."

"If you all send people over, even if you only send one, it will be more than a hundred people... That's several classes, the investment is too big, we... can't afford it!"

"one?"

Bob frowned: "Impossible one, at least one class!"

"A class?"

The minister turned pale and waved his hands again and again: "Impossible, impossible! Do you know how much a class costs? We can't afford it."

"Absolutely unaffordable!"

"Hmph, insatiable greed!"

The second deputy minister scolded angrily.

In my heart... But I was happy.

The other nine ministers looked very ugly, but they were all amazed in their hearts, and they almost couldn't help laughing out loud.

As expected of the Minister!

Let's clearly want to benefit, how about it? !

disagree? Then don't send people over to study when the time comes!

Bob and the others were not fools, so they naturally understood what the minister meant, but they had no choice. At this time... they could only make some compromises.

"Yes, asking immortal cultivators to teach must cost a lot of money and burden, so... I suggest that we bear the tuition and related expenses of our own exchange students, so it will be no problem, right?"

"Do what you can, how much you can afford, how much you can afford!"

"That's fine." The minister nodded lightly, looking a little better: "The cost of a class is about..."