What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"crooked?!"

When Wang Dong's voice came, Lin Fan was naturally familiar with him, but to Lin Zixiao, it was very strange.

"Brother dei, I saw your video, you are hot now!!!"

"Really?" Lin Zixiao responded casually.

How can this be said?

"Is something wrong?"

"Hey, it's okay, I just want to ask, does what you said before still count? I just got you out of old Chen, can you introduce me to a girlfriend?"

"That's it?"

When Lin Zixiao heard it, hey, I thought it was a big deal!

Although she didn't know about it, but everyone said so, she reckoned that guy must have agreed.

Isn't that the thing?

This saint will handle it for you~!

Lin Zixiao was full of confidence: "Don't worry, it's absolutely fine!"

"real?"

"Ben...cough, you have seen the video, so you should know that we are not ordinary people now, right? So can we still talk?"

"Don't worry, even if there is a chance in the future, I will introduce some cultivators to be your girlfriends!"

"Hiss~!"

Wang Dong was instantly excited: "Really?"

"It's more real than pearls!"

After chatting for a while.

hang up the phone.

Lin Zixiao began to try to make alchemy by himself...

In the world of cultivating immortals, she has never been refined, but no matter what, she can't be compared to that guy, can she?

Isn't it alchemy?

Then……

Bang Bang Bang refined more than a dozen elixir.

Lin Zixiao expressed that he was very unhappy!

...

On the Internet, Lin Zixiao's news related topics are becoming more and more popular, and more and more people are paying attention...

The Zhou Na siblings saw it.

The 'sisters' in the rich women group also saw it.

It is also because of this that they cherish the 'Dali Pill' and Yuji Ointment even more...

However, they didn't dare to disturb 'Lin Fan' rashly.

Cultivator!

Fairy!

From the fact that he can fly, it is enough to explain too many problems.

If you interrupt me rashly, what if you make people unhappy? Who knows how many methods cultivators have?

Even... originally they wanted to promote the Dali Pills and seek some favors and benefits for themselves, all of them stopped on their own!

...

Tianshi Mansion.

After Lin Zixiao left, the old master Zhang Xuanzhi fell into trouble completely before his butt was hot...

"What do I have to tell you to believe me?!"

Facing many disciples, nephews, and even his own brothers, Henry Zhang was devastated: "I said it all, DNA comparisons can be done, and that thing can be fake?!"

"What's the matter? I have met all the practitioners, and I can't suddenly be young?!"

"I'm not afraid to tell you that the celestial masters of all ages have an oral order passed down from generation to generation!"

"The immeasurable Heavenly Venerate's!"

After Henry Zhang took a sip of water, he cursed: "It was not time before, I can't tell you, now, I'm not afraid anymore!"

"Come on, come on, you guys are fine!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone present perked up their ears...

"That is the oral instruction handed down by the third generation of the old heavenly master! It has been handed down for more than 60 generations. His old man once said: The day the ancient clock rings itself, the time when the prosperous age reopens!"

"Do you know what prosperity means?!"

At this moment, Henry Zhang's saliva flew everywhere: "That is, the prosperous age of cultivating immortals is about to reopen!"

"There is a second half of this sentence! When the ancient clock chimes, a young immortal cultivator will come and take away the alchemy furnace of the third generation patriarch, and use it as a help to reopen the prosperous world!!!"

"You know what a fart!?"

What?

He doesn't know what the second half of the sentence is?

I don't know what's wrong?

Still can't guess for yourself? Fool yourself?

Henry Zhangzhi’s voice became louder. Although his actual age was seventy or eighty years old, he was full of air: “You have the time and thought to question me here, why not hurry up and find out all the daozangs in our Tianshi Mansion, Especially those who record all kinds of Taoism and Taoism!"

"I'm not running!"

"You just take my hair and do a DNA comparison?!"

"That Heavenly Venerable!"

After a long while of cursing and cursing, I finally persuaded many of my peers and juniors to stop questioning his identity and wait for the results of the DNA comparison...

But before he had time to breathe a sigh of relief, trouble came again!

"Master."

Li Qingyi is the one who believes in Henry Zhang the most at this moment. He ran up to him and said respectfully: "The reporters from the city TV station, the provincial TV station, and the CCTV station in our provincial office... are here and want to interview you..."

Henry Zhang’s anger has not disappeared yet, can he accept this interview? !

If you have that time, wouldn’t it be nice to look through Daozang more often?

"No! No time!"

He turned around and left, ran to the small courtyard again, and found some books that were almost too tattered to be read clearly, one of which recorded the Taoist art of becoming famous in the Tianshi Mansion ————————————————————————

Of course, this is the Taoism of becoming famous back then. Who can perform it in these years?

When Li Qing saw this, he couldn't help but look weird: "Master, why do you keep uncovering the Golden Light Curse?"

"none of your business?"

Before Li Qing could speak again, he saw Henry Zhang standing there, chanting words, and pinching his fingers, and then...

hum!

The golden light emerged, more than an inch away from the body!

in an instant.

Henry Zhangzhi was like a light bulb, his whole body was glowing with golden light.

"Ah this?!"

Li Qingyi was taken aback, his mouth opened so wide that he could almost stuff a duck egg, he couldn't help himself, picked up his phone and took a photo...

Henry Zhang himself was very excited when he saw these changes: "Hahaha, sure enough, the prosperous age has reopened!!!!"

However, the next second...

The golden light disappeared.

"Why is it gone?!"

Henry Zhangzhi was stunned: "Is it my first time to perform it, so I am not proficient?"

"Come again!!!"

He chanted mantras and spells one after another. However, after trying a dozen times, he still couldn't see the light...

"What's the matter?"

His brows were almost wrinkled into the word 'king', but he was still puzzled.

He naturally didn't know that the reason why he was able to cast it for a few seconds just now was entirely because there was still a little bit of the spirit energy of Lingqi Wanzi after transforming his body, so he barely cast the Golden Light Curse a little bit.

It's a pity, after the aura is exhausted, it's strange that he can use it!

But at this moment, Henry Zhang suddenly saw Li Qingyi's face was a little weird, and couldn't help raising his eyebrows: "What's your expression?"

"Huh? Nothing."

Li Qingyi woke up like a dream: "It's just very strange, the golden light curse of our Tianshi Mansion is really a magic spell?!"

"Nonsense, the things left by the ancestors, are there still fakes?!"

"Forehead……"

Li Qing's face collapsed.

"Your boy has something to do, tell me!"

Li Qingyi: "..."

"Master, it's nothing. It's just... I posted a Weibo on Weibo earlier. The essence was to justify the name of our Tianshi Mansion, but I didn't expect..."

Henry Zhang: "????"

"Show it to me!"

As soon as Li Qing opened Weibo, he... ran away.

"Master, I'll go and see if there's anything that needs help ahead, you're busy, you're busy first~!"

"This bastard!"

Seeing this, Henry Zhang scolded with a smile: "What bad things did you designate!"

Then……

After reading Li Qing's Weibo a few months ago, his face turned green!

Longhushan Tianshi Mansion-Li Qingyi: "I want to know, did all the young people rely on comics and novels to understand Xiaomiao?

There is no Zhang Lingyu in our temple, and the current host is not called Zhang Zhiwei, and has nothing to do with Zhao Xituan or Zhao Huangchao. Huishan and the small temple are not separated by a river, and it takes three or four hours to drive in Huangshan City.

The Taoist priests in the small temple are thieves who memorize the Golden Light Mantra, but if you want to "let it go against the enemy, and take it in to protect the body", that is nonsense, and it can't be true..."

(PS: This is really a Weibo posted by the Daoist of the Tianshi Mansion. The Tianshi Mansion really has the Golden Light Curse, as well as the Thunder Magic, but it’s true that it can’t be used. So we are not copying others, but everyone is using it. The 'attribute' of the master's residence. It is mainly because I am afraid of being scolded, so I will explain it.)

Henry Zhang: "..."

"This traitor!!!!"

He wants to vomit blood at this moment! ! !

Originally...

There is nothing wrong with Li Qingyi's Weibo, after all, the Golden Light Mantra was just a 'scripture' before today.

What else is there to do besides thinking about it?

Can it really protect the body and injure the enemy?

Nonsense!

Before today, Henry Zhang was the first to express dissatisfaction with anyone who said that the Golden Light Curse could protect the body and injure the enemy.

But it's different now!

I have displayed it myself, although it is only for a few seconds, but isn't that also displayed?

This shows that the Golden Light Curse is real!

Then this microblog has a big problem!

After much deliberation.

"No!" Henry Zhangzhi rolled his eyes: "I have to figure out how to use this Weibo, and then justify the name of the Golden Light Curse!"

After a few minutes, he figured it out.

Directly use Li Qingyi's account to upload the photo he secretly took of himself just now, with the text: "I am Zhang Xuanzhi, the contemporary celestial master, Chen Qingyi's master, don't listen to that kid's nonsense, he knows the golden light curse?

The golden light mantra in this temple is to protect the body when retracted, but to injure the enemy when released, please read it~!

Photo X1! "

Looking at himself covered in golden light in the photo, Henry Zhangzhi nodded with satisfaction.

...

Li Qingyi, as a very active 'Daoist' in the Heavenly Master's Mansion, has quite a few fans who follow him.

At this moment, one of Henry Zhang updated, many people received the push, and then...

It exploded!

"Nani?! The old celestial master showed up?!"

"This is called an old heavenly master. Look at this guy, look at the muscles hidden under the Taoist robe? I'm afraid it's stronger than my fitness trainer!"

"Mom, I doubt that the old heavenly master can beat me to death with one fist!"

"What? Is there really a Golden Light Curse?!! So it's true in comics and novels?"

"What's the matter? Why did a young immortal cultivator appear first, and now the old celestial masters have jumped out to prove the existence of 'Taoism'? What's the matter? Has the routine of spiritual energy recovery commonly used in novels started?"

"Hey?! It's really possible! Otherwise, there have been no immortal cultivators showing up for dozens or hundreds of years. How come one by one recently?!"

"6666! I'm already on my way to the Celestial Master's Mansion to be a teacher. I don't know what spiritual energy is recovering or not. I only know that I resigned, and I resigned correctly!"

"The younger generation doesn't know what is good or bad, pay respects to the old heavenly master~!"

"God doesn't know what's good or bad, Wudang 'Prince', pay homage to the old heavenly master."

...

There are many comments.

However, Henry Zhang didn’t have time to watch it slowly.

Because Li Qingyi, who had just escaped, came back again, and Henry Zhang was about to beat him up, but found that he had brought a group of people.

"Master."

Li Qing grinned, his smile was uglier than crying: "I'm back, these...these people want to see you."

"..."

"Hello!"

There were more than ten people who came, and they all had a feeling of being vigorous and fierce. They were the first one, and gently cupped their hands and said: "Department of Residents' Happy Life-Liu Gang, I pay my respects to the old heavenly master."

When Li Qing heard the words, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he muttered softly, "Couldn't this be a comic book obsession?"

The old master recalled the comment he just saw: "..."

Almost blurted out a sentence ~ you just don't know what to do?

At the same time, both master and apprentice wanted to complain.

Resident Happy Life Department! ? I believe you ghost!

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